[029] Color Classroom
When I returned to the classroom, there were already many people sitting in the classroom, and there were less than 10 minutes left before the first class in the afternoon.
The class monitor and the number one loyal dog, Brother Glasses, are not here, probably to help the chemistry teacher prepare something. This is a blessing among misfortunes.
Xiao Qin sat in her seat, seemingly petrified.
Also, my face is so red that I'm going to explode.
"The Master of Training: Color Classroom" lay flat on her desk, already turned to page ten.
Too bad.
I quietly approached Xiaoqin from behind, but she, who is usually very vigilant, didn't even notice.
Are you stunned?
Staring at the H comic between his hands, he didn't turn the pages for a long time.
The bangs on his forehead were shaking slightly, his lips were open, and the focus of his pupils seemed not to be on the desk, but on the depths of the universe far, far away from the desk.
I am very familiar with this expression. It is said that American children also have this expression when they first hear that there is no Santa Claus in the world.
It seems that I am too late to save Xiaoqin's world view.
I stepped forward, and my shadow covered the pages of the comic book, but Xiaoqin had no reaction.
I reached out and took "Color Classroom" away from her hands, but she still had no reaction.
I stuffed this damn H-comic into my schoolbag, and Xiaoqin still seemed to be frozen.
Damn, you are the setting of a humanoid computer with an angel heart! When you see H things, the motherboard smokes and the CPU stops running! I thought you had reached the full level of pornographic jokes before, and you completely ignored the mental pollution of H comics! It turns out that you
You’ve only read shojo manga! You don’t know much about that! You’ve only read shojo manga and you dare to show off in front of me!
Don’t look down on H comics! The world of H comics is very scary! If you read too many shojo comics, you will only become a nymphomaniac, but if you read too many H comics, you can become a magician!
And the artists in H comics are often much better than those in shojo comics! At least they match the human body proportions, while shoujo comics are full of awl faces! So it’s not an exaggeration to say that H comics are closer to reality than shojo comics! They’re all secretive
Shoujo comics are simply deceiving, right? The male and female protagonists put their awl faces together and engage in love for a while. The key parts are blocked by storyboards. At most, there are a few gasps. On the next page, there will be a child. The finale.
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Refund your money, you irresponsible shoujo manga artists! When I read the shoujo manga in magazines, I always feel like it’s only halfway through and it’s over! Keep drawing! Or, in fact, H comics are shoujo manga.
A sequel?
Ah! I accidentally let Xiao Qin see the sequel! And it’s such a bad sequel! It’s a sequel even worse than Sheriff Black Cat being imprisoned for corruption, Snow White’s child not growing tall, and the Haier brothers going to the Netherlands to register their marriage.
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When the class bell rang, Xiao Qin still sat in her seat and did not stand up even when the class representative asked her to stand up during class.
Fortunately, she sat in the last row, and the chemistry teacher didn't look too good either.
I didn't even take out my chemistry book. All life activities stopped. It was as if I wasn't breathing at all. I sat there for more than 20 minutes.
I glance at her from time to time and always feel that this is the calm before the storm.
Finally she took a deep breath, as if waking up from a dream.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry..."
She apologized to me.
"I shouldn't have stolen the comic books on your desk to read..."
"Oh, forget it, it's not a big deal."
I tried to comfort her in a normal tone.
"Also, I put my hand in classmate Ye Lin's trouser pocket the day before yesterday. I should also apologize to you."
"Huh? Didn't you show too much modesty the day before yesterday?"
"But, but, I didn't know at that time... it turned out to be such a bad behavior... Although classmate Ye Lin didn't say it, he must have thought that I was a dirty and dirty girl in his heart, right?"
As he spoke, he covered his blushing face, looking like "I'm too shameless to see people, I'm going to die tonight."
I don't think you are dirty and dirty, because I have already preconceived the image of the evil and violent little bully. If you touch me, I just think you want to bully me.
"When I first discovered a comic book in classmate Ye Lin's desk, I was quite happy to say..."
"..."
"Because I spent the past three years at home reading comics, I thought, it turns out that classmate Ye Lin likes comics just like me! With the same interests, we can have more topics to talk about...results, results, results-how?
It’s different from the comics I’ve read before!?”
Nonsense, can H comics and shoujo comics be the same? Watching H comics will ruin your outlook, and watching shoujo comics will make you mentally retarded. There is a fundamental difference!
"Although it is mentioned in shoujo comics, men are very lustful..."
Xiaoqin chattered nonchalantly, looking a bit like Mrs. Xianglin in a resentful way.
"But I thought all you wanted was to kiss and hug each other, and then look at our naked bodies..."
There's a bit of a problem with the order, but it's generally correct.
"In one of Mr. Adachi's comics, I saw the male protagonist stealing the heroine's underwear. At that time, I thought Mr. Adachi was so funny that such a plot could be made up..."
"——It turns out I wasn't making it up!!"
Xiaoqin's speech became faster.
"It turns out that some people really do this! Just like I really met a crazy man the day before yesterday... It turns out that men really think of these things in their heads!"
I couldn't argue with her, and I felt a little ashamed because I was also a man.
"I thought that even if other men were like this... the classmate Ye Lin I like would never be like this..."
"It seems I'm still too naive..."
He fell into silence again and didn't speak to me again for more than 10 minutes.
The chemistry teacher was doing a chlorine test on the podium, which made him and his classmates in the front row cough.
Xiaoqin sat up slightly, as if she had made some kind of determination and was more energetic than before.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"ah?"
"I dared to like classmate Ye Lin without enough awareness. I was really wrong."
It doesn't take any consciousness to like others, right? Only if you like me, I have to be prepared to be killed one day!
"Even if classmate Ye Lin is a pervert..."
Hey hey hey, who is the pervert! Don't say that I am a pervert just because Cao Jingshen always calls me master! He has already lost his level. A master like me, who is a pervert, cannot teach a disciple who has lost his level!
"I will also like the perverted parts of classmate Ye Lin!"
Shut up! I told you I'm not a pervert!
"After reading this strange book today, I realized the true inner nature of classmate Ye Lin..."
The true inner self is something that can be understood so easily! Don’t read an H-comic as my biography!
"It turns out that classmate Ye Lin likes this kind of taste... He often bullies me in class. Is this a test for further training?"
I say don’t just learn it and use it now! Isn’t this a good word? On many decent websites, these two words must be harmonized! If you want to show it, you must add a special symbol in the middle! And who
I'm testing you! I just want you to hate me!
"In shoujo comics, girls will change themselves for their boyfriend's hobbies. If Ye Lin is such a person, I can only cooperate with Ye Lin..."
He continued talking on his own, with a pitiful expression on his face.
"As long as classmate Ye Lin likes me, it doesn't matter what I become..."
As she spoke, she raised her right hand and pinched the zipper of her school uniform top with her thumb and index finger.
"Although my breasts are not as big as the girls in the comics..."
He frowned, bit his lip, and suddenly pulled down the zipper.
"If you don't mind, please put your hand in!!"
He closed his eyes tightly and made the above declaration, tears glistening on his long eyelashes, as if he had reached the limit of his psychological endurance.
Her hands were shaking so much that she could no longer pull the zipper of her school uniform just below her collarbone.
But because she closed her eyes tightly, she didn't seem to know it and thought she had exposed her entire breasts.
A teardrop hanging on the eyelashes fell on the table, as if admitting the failure of shoujo comics, and at the same time determined to abandon shyness and self-esteem, and please me under the guidance of H comics.
How stupid! Aren't you a martial arts master? It's so awkward to pull a zipper!
No! I don’t want Xiaoqin to really pull down the zipper... Who wants to see her airport breasts that are so flat!
On the other hand, Xiaoqin's collarbone is in really good-looking shape.
Located under the thin neck, the two collarbones serve as the dividing line between the neck and the chest, and are also connected outward to the round shoulders.
Since the sportswear model is slightly larger, the shoulders can also be seen slightly.
The triangular depression formed in the neck and shoulders is called the clavicle groove, also known as the beauty groove.
Although I don't want to admit it, Xiaoqin's beauty ditch is really beautiful.
A little obsessed.
It's a pity that the mineral water has been finished.
Chapter completed!