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[297] I can't wait to eat you

What, what are you talking about? Who is Shou? You are the beast called the Big Bear.

Xiong Yaoyue wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"I mean, although I knew you were gay, I thought that since you were so strong, you should be the one responsible for the 'attack'. I didn't expect that you were the 'sufferer', the one who would pretend to be a woman in front of your lover. This is You wear the underwear yourself, I understand, I understand."

You don't understand me anymore. You are suddenly so affectionate with me, are you not going to treat me as a member of the opposite sex? If you say I'm gay again, I'll prove to you that I'm not.

Xiong Yaoyue looked at my face half-heartedly, as if she was guessing how I should put on makeup to look more like a woman.

"Don't be shy, don't be shy. Homosexuality is cool. I won't laugh at you. We are still good buddies, no, good sisters."

Who is a good sister to you? You are a man, a woman, and a man. If anyone among us is gay, it must be you.

Xiong Yaoyue looked at me worriedly, "Why don't you admit it? I'm not hostile to you. Could it be that these underwear are just for me?"

"Of course not." I said anxiously, "This is another man..."

Xiong Yaoyue's eyes narrowed.

"What another man gave to you is what you intended to give to him."

Your sister, you didn’t let me finish my sentence.

However, if you think about it carefully, Shu Zhe has been wearing these underwear for three days. I want to take it home and sell it online for a high price. I can't say it out loud anyway.

Seeing my explanation stuck in her throat, Xiong Yaoyue thought she had guessed it right, and she patted my back shoulder hard.

"I have always heard PHS talk about the love story of two men before, but I never thought that it really exists in the real world. Who is the other person? Is he from our school? Can you tell me."

Stop listening to that rotten girl from PHS. You are not smart to begin with, but after listening to her lies, you become even more stupid.

"Hehe... If you don't want to say it, I won't force it. After all, it's personal privacy, but..."

She moved her butt and sat closer to me. Although she covered her mouth, the crescent-like shape of her eyes betrayed her. I knew she was smiling evilly.

"Brother Ye Lin, since you have even used sexy underwear, you must have experience. Hey, hey, what does it feel like to do it with a man? Does it feel heavy down there? Is it comfortable? Does it hurt the first time? , don’t be stingy, tell Sister Yueyue what you know~~~~”

Damn, what's going on? Do you consider me your best friend? Are you asking me about the experience of the forerunners? Are you curious to know what the joy of boudoir actually feels like?

You are not allowed to insult me, Spartan. If you really want to know what it feels like to have sex with a man, I will do it with you. It will be up to you whether you will say that I am gay.

When we returned to school from Henderson Commercial Building, Xiong Yaoyue started a running competition with me again, although there was no benefit in taking first place.

For the sake of manly dignity, I devoted myself wholeheartedly this time. After sweating, I finally won by two positions.

"You are not a bad boy." Xiong Yaoyue patted my butt, "There are not many boys in the 28th grade who can beat me. Why don't you join the track and field team?"

No, if I practice on the track and field every day, everyone will notice my short legs. Compared with other track and field team members, my short legs will definitely be more obvious...

Also, don’t pat boys’ butts casually. I know girls often have this kind of fun with each other, but don’t bring me into your circle. I am neither a homosexual nor your best friend. I am a firm member of the opposite sex. Lian is 100% a man.

No matter how I explained to Xiong Yaoyue, she wouldn't listen. Instead, she always advised me to "don't be shy", "Sister Yueyue will keep it a secret for you", "Gender is not a problem, true love is invincible."

Who are you? The monitor is the only one older than me in our class. Don't look at me with a considerate look.

When she said goodbye to me, Xiong Yaoyue put her hand on my shoulder with sincerity and said:

"Remind the other person to wear a condom, otherwise it won't be fun if you get sick..."

Do you think I'm suffering? I really want to throw the underwear Shu Zhe wore on her face.

I am attacking. If I wanted to, even you would have to be pinned down by me and unable to get up. Although you have the power of about 5 Gong Caicai (Gong Caicai here is the second grade (3) class independent (some power units), but my power is Jiugong Caicai. It’s more than enough to subdue you. When I let you pick the buds on your chest and the pretty buttocks, I’ll see who takes the cake.

The afternoon was boring and hot again.

While sitting in her seat, drinking the pickled plum juice bought from the canteen, Xiaoqin at the next table suddenly stopped drawing, frowned and asked me:

"Classmate Ye Lin, what does the meat toilet mean?"

Your sister, plum juice squirted on the back of the classmate in the front row. Because he was always afraid of me, he didn’t say anything, but I felt very sorry.

Xiaoqin played with the pencil in her hand boredly.

"It's like this... In order to learn comics, I joined several comic QQ groups. Everyone is very active and often posts pictures of the human body for novices to observe. Unfortunately, there are too many women and no men..."

That's not a human body picture, it's a pornographic picture. Which group has so many pornographic pictures?

"Hmm, the things everyone discussed yesterday were even weirder. They were all abbreviations that I couldn't understand, such as RL, KJ, YS, NS, QJ... Finally, there was a Chinese word that I couldn't figure out no matter how hard I tried." Meat is the toilet."

Xiaoqin blinked doubtfully and looked at me for help.

"Student Ye Lin is well-informed and should know the meaning of this word. Is it a plate used to hold meat?"

It's not a plate. The word "meat toilet" was invented by the Japanese. It is a very insulting term for women. It is probably equivalent to "human toilet", which means that people can vent their animal desires at will.

However, I heard from my dad that those very obscene and violent ancestors in China have already pioneered in this regard. Take Yan Shifan, the son of Yan Song, the treacherous prime minister of the Ming Dynasty, for example. Every morning when he coughs, he gets dozens of coughs. A beautiful woman came naked, raised her pink neck, and opened her mouth to catch his phlegm. He also nicknamed the maid who was responsible for catching phlegm a "meat spit pot."

Japan is worthy of being a friendly neighbor just across the border from us. It learns perverted things very quickly and violently, and it is always better than its predecessors. It makes it even harder for this huge country like us to feel a lot of pressure.

I was thinking about how to explain to Xiaoqin without taking the topic in a strange direction.

"Uh-huh, this is Japanese, and it means "meat-urinal". It means disrespecting women, treating women as objects, and venting on women at will. That's about it... It's not a good word. Don't say it again in the future."

Xiaoqin didn't look satisfied, "Vent to women, vent to something."

Do you have to break the casserole and ask the truth? You have finally not sexually harassed me recently, and I don’t want to harass you in turn.

"Well, just think of it as angry and complaining..."

Xiaoqin's eyebrows stood up.

"This...isn't this what I'm talking about?"

Eh,,.

"When I first transferred here, classmate Ye Lin just used me as a punching bag, getting angry and complaining about me. The psychological damage I suffered has not healed yet."

"It turns out that there is a special name for unfortunate women like me. Japanese culture is really broad and profound. I used to think that they only had shoujo comics and I was really looking down on them."

"Although classmate Ye Lin has been more gentle to me recently, when I think back to it, I feel very reluctant to have made classmate Ye Lin a human toilet for so long."

Stop talking, I'm going to burst the bottle of sour plum juice, and the students in the front row will have to go home and change clothes soon.

"Why can't I say it? I'll just say that I've had enough of being a human toilet for classmate Ye Lin. I don't want to be a human toilet anymore."

Seeing my gloomy eyes and twitching corners of my mouth, Xiaoqin's attitude softened again.

"Well... is Mr. Ye Lin angry? I'm sorry, I'm a little out of control... If Mr. Ye Lin needs a human toilet in the future, I will still be happy to serve as it, as long as you give me a little gentleness occasionally... "

"As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, I will make you a special human toilet with a smile..."

Even Niu Shili, who had heard Xiaoqin's countless shocking remarks on the right, was basically used to it. At this time, he frowned unnaturally and pushed up his glasses to cover up his embarrassment.

I used my mobile phone and found the correct explanation of "meat toilet" on a certain forum, and then handed the mobile phone to Xiaoqin to read.

Xiaoqin's face turned red, because she just said those words loudly, and she covered her mouth with regret.

But after a while, she giggled softly again, her eyes hidden under her long bangs, making it impossible to guess what she was really thinking.

"It's not too much of a deviation...what I'm willing to do for classmate Ye Lin..."

"As long as classmate Ye Lin only likes me, even if you want to eat me, I won't resist..."

"However, I hope it won't be wasted. Put the uneaten portion in the refrigerator first..."

Damn, romance movies are going to turn into horror movies. Why do I feel that eating your sweetheart is something that only people with deviant thinking like you can do?

Could it be that the subtext of what you said above is: If I don't just like you, but have N boats, you will kill me and eat me piece by piece.

Are you going to be with me forever in this way? Stop dreaming. The only result of doing this is to turn me into shit.

I didn't turn into a human being, I turned into a human being.

While I carefully analyzed the possibility of Xiaoqin becoming black, I had my favorite physical education class.

In this class, both boys and girls were assigned to perform hurdle exercises. I, with my short legs, reached the finish line safely without any pressure. The monitor, who had two long legs, fell when I crossed the third hurdle.

It shouldn't be. I remember that the monitor used to be very good at this event. He even participated in the competition at the sports meeting in the first year of junior high school and won the runner-up despite feeling unwell.
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