When you are so busy every day, the days go by very fast. In the blink of an eye, it is Friday again, which makes people full of hope, and tomorrow will be another holiday.

After the morning broadcast exercise, Shu Zhe called me to the back of the boiler room and handed me the black silk translucent underwear in a plastic bag.

"This thing is so tight." Shu Zhe complained, "Maybe it will affect my development. Brother Ye Lin, why don't you charge more money from the buyers~"

What are you talking about in such a whiny voice? I'm not having an affair with you. If you want to grow up, just take part in more sports. Look, your sister has the same genes as you, doesn't she grow well?

And from what you said, as long as you have money, it doesn't matter if it affects your development. What's the use of taking so much money? Are you going to sit on a pile of money and drink your wife's oral liquid in the future?

When I handed the "white rose" to Shu Zhe, he said "eh".

"It seems that there are quite a lot of perverts. If this continues, won't my sister have to wash my underwear? No, from time to time I have to deliberately soil two pairs of underwear and throw them out, otherwise my sister will become suspicious..."

Have you decided to wear women's underwear all the time in your daily life? Are you so obsessed with money that you don't even care about shame and development? If you knew that my sister's underwear is worth 20,000 yuan, your eyes would be red and you would pounce like a mad dog. Go up there and be shot to death by a bunch of bodyguards.

I thought he would be picky about lace-up underwear, but after accepting the three hundred yuan I gave him, he chewed gum and walked to the bathroom without saying anything.

Looking at Shu Zhe's slender back and frivolous gait, I suddenly realized: This kid is not wearing underwear now.

Compared with ordinary underwear, lace-up underwear is not only easier to take off, but also easier to wear. Shu Zhe must have found these underwear very convenient, so he did not complain.

I just hope there won't be any accident and such a sexy "white rose" will slip out from Shu Zhe's trouser legs.

I was only worried that the lace-up underwear would fall off Shu Zhe at an unexpected time, but I forgot to put the recycled black silk underwear into my school bag, and kept it in my pants pocket.

I heard Eunuch Cao, a fat man with a swollen face, say that the school was going to conduct a large-scale search for prohibited items again. He had an insider from the student union and might have accurate information. I put this thing in my trouser pocket to at least feel at ease.

"Why does your face seem more swollen than yesterday?" I asked.

Eunuch Cao sighed sadly: "Forget it, the big speaker thought the lychees I bought were sour, so he beat me again after school..."

You really deserve it. Who told you to call someone a dinosaur? Those who played the modified version of "Red Line Zone in the School" were all rushing to get the big speakers with 0 appearance, not for anything else, but to ward off customers. Ah, specifically to block perverted prostitutes like me who would put people in wheelchairs.

Carrying a pair of sexy underwear to the blackboard to answer questions, carrying a pair of sexy underwear to the canteen to eat, made me feel extremely nervous, like a drug dealer in the Golden Triangle.

I feel so flustered just by having it with me. Shu Zhe, what kind of mood do you have in wearing something like this to be your best student?

Have you become a transvestite? Will dressing like this evoke a different kind of pleasure? I really can’t understand a creature like a transvestite.

Coming out of the cafeteria, I saw Xiong Yaoyue pedaling a tree trunk with a sneaker and putting a band-aid on her knee.

"Injured again." I greeted her casually, "What did you do..."

Xiong Yaoyue looked up and saw me, and her eyes were filled with joy from the bottom of her heart.

"ha……"

"Is it Haagen-Dazs? Don't repeat it. Why don't I take you to eat it now?"

Hearing that I was finally going to fulfill my promise, Xiong Yaoyue jumped up to me in an exaggerated manner, inserted the five fingers of her right hand into the short hair that was messed up by the wind, and said with a smile:

"Then why are you embarrassed..."

Are you embarrassed? You haven't called me by my real name this week. If I don't invite you, I will change my name to Haagen-Dazs.

There are Haagen-Dazs stores everywhere in Beijing and Shanghai, but Dongshan City is a small place. I thought about it for a long time before I remembered that there seemed to be a Haagen-Dazs store in Henderson Mall, diagonally opposite where I bought DQ ice cream for Amy. counter.

Asked Xiong Yaoyue if she would like to take advantage of the one and a half hours left during the lunch break to go to the Henderson Commercial Building near the subway station. Xiong Yaoyue said that as long as she was treated to a good meal, she would come with me from all over the world.

It seems that Xiong Yaoyue and Da Xiaoyue are from the same sect. Written as rice bucket and read as foodie, they are a long-standing sect. However, Da Xiaoyue usually sits in one place eating for a long time, but Xiong Yaoyue moves at the speed of light, eating at all the stalls he passes without stopping. , and because of the huge amount of exercise, I won’t gain weight even if I eat like this.

It was about one stop away, and Xiong Yaoyue ran at a sprint speed of 100 meters.

Xiong, student Xiong, please slow down and wait for me. I just finished eating. If I run so hard, I will lose my breath. There is no benefit in running first. Don't think about competing with others anytime and anywhere.

In front of the revolving door of Henderson Building, Xiong Yaoyue continued to run with her legs high in order to wait for me. While she was wasting her energy for no reason, her legs under her shorts were all seen by the men coming and going.

After entering the shopping mall, I found the Haagen-Dazs counter on the 6th floor as expected. Standing in front of the counter, I felt the saleswoman from the DQ ice cream shop not far behind me staring at us with almost hatred.

Don’t you want customers to buy things from your competitors? Are you trying to compete for a certain sales ranking in a shopping mall? Or are you making a bet with the other party? Even so, don’t use the expression of a resentful woman. In this case, maybe Some people may think that you are my wife and Xiong Yaoyue is my mistress.

If Xiong Yaoyue is a mistress, she must be a very conscientious mistress who can save money for others.

After she discovered that the price of Haagen-Dazs ice cream had increased significantly, she actually suggested not eating it.

"Hey, hey." Xiong Yaoyue pointed at the counter with her finger in dissatisfaction, as if the dull male salesperson opposite had the power to change the price.

"How come the two sundaes of 'Monte Carlo' and 'Black Forest' have increased from 58 yuan to 64 yuan, and my favorite three-ball cup has actually increased from 56 yuan per serving to 64 yuan per serving." A portion is 65 yuan, you are taking money."

Hey, Xiong Yaoyue, who has a bad memory, actually remembers the price of ice cream so clearly. It seems that this is an essential skill for a foodie. No matter how low the talent is, you have to force yourself to learn it.

The male salesperson said a little embarrassedly:

"There is nothing I can do about the company's price adjustment. Why don't you consider this 'Love Boat'? It has increased from 68 yuan to 70 yuan. The increase is not too big..."

Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips, "There is no love between me and him, so what's the point of eating the 'Boat of the Sea of ​​Love'?"

Ah, although I know what you are telling the truth, don’t be so loud, and don’t say it in front of so many people coming and going. This time everyone thinks that I am a poor spare tire, picked out by the goddess in my mind. It's a wallet.

Xiong Yaoyue thought for a while, then turned to me and said:

"Let's not eat Haagen-Dazs. Let's go to DQ opposite. DQ is cheaper."

The DQ saleswoman immediately puts on the most beautiful smile in the world, which makes you feel that if you don't go and buy a ton or two of ice cream, you would be sorry for the facial nerves she used to make that smile.

I am a person who pays great attention to credit. Since I promised to treat Xiong Yaoyue to eat Haagen-Dazs, other brands are not among my considerations.

What's more, thanks to Shuzhe, the online store's profits have been astonishing recently. I have a lot of money, so I can still afford to be generous occasionally.

So I objected: "No, I'm not going to eat DQ. I'll only treat you to Haagen-Dazs today. Do you like the three-ball cup? Salesperson, give me that one."

The saleswoman at the DQ counter immediately changed her smile to a refrigerator face. I thought that if she knew my birth date, she might nail my head with a wooden man when I got home at night, and curse me to be chopped with a knife or an axe. bitter.

As for that, I just bought your competitor’s ice cream. Amy and I also bought yours last time.

Xiong Yaoyue licked a three-ball cup worth 65 yuan, feeling quite embarrassed.

"Don't you want to eat it yourself? I'll give you a ball."

I shook my head. I was still frightened by the last time I ate ice cream until my nose was icy, and the idea of ​​"split your balls" sounded a bit weird.

Opening her mouth wide, letting the smooth ice cream gradually dissolve in her mouth, Xiong Yaoyue showed a simple and satisfied smile of a foodie. From this distance, I could clearly see the little tiger teeth in her mouth.

"You're eating other people's food for nothing again. This life of the Sa family has been worth it."

Although I had known that Xiong Yaoyue often made shocking remarks, these words still choked me up.

By the way, you didn’t get it for free, right? It’s because I didn’t fulfill my duties as a sports committee and I still let you be responsible for collecting sports supplies for everyone, so I wanted to express my apology with ice cream. How come I even forgot all the reasons? .

“Although it’s quite expensive, the three-ball cup is plenty.”

Xiong Yaoyue commented. I don't know what she thought of, but she suddenly laughed so much that she coughed, and the ice cream mixed with spit spray sprayed on my face.

Ignoring me who took out a tissue to wipe my face, Xiong Yaoyue covered her stomach and laughed:

"The name Three-Ball Cup is so obscene. It has one more ball than me."

This...is this a weird joke? Are you sexually harassing yourself?

Then she moved her gaze to my crotch, "Don't be proud, you only have two balls, you can't compare to them, hahahahaha."

Who is so proud? Not only did you eat my ice cream, but you also sexually harassed me. When you smiled, it was like a burst of sleet. I... I have to find some more tissues quickly...

I went to my pocket to take out a tissue in a daze, and unexpectedly took out the black silk panties sealed in a plastic bag as a tissue.

Although I stuffed it back immediately, Xiong Yaoyue's sharp eyes and close distance meant that she could clearly see it.

She was stunned for a second or two, then suddenly smiled and put her arm around my shoulders, took me to the inside of the circular corridor, and sat side by side with me on an aluminum alloy bench.

After finishing the remaining ice cream in three mouthfuls, she laughed and slapped my thigh, laughing and saying:
Chapter completed!