Even a hard-blooded man like me was as determined as Jing Ke to assassinate the King of Qin in order to take out the ugly new mobile phone from his trouser pocket and put it on the table during recess the next day.

The color scheme is like seeing blood in shit, and the large size can be used as a brick to hit people.

The self-customized Android system is very weird. There are many built-in applications that look very suspicious. In order to avoid the charge trap, I uninstalled more than half of them first.

When it was the turn of an application called "Female Entertainment Games", I clicked it out of curiosity, and a rough black interface appeared. The text at the top said "Please select a mode" and there were three options from top to bottom.

:

Continuous - alternating - random

What does this mean? Aren’t the games that women like to play always have gorgeous interfaces and simple operations? What kind of trouble are you trying to make with this dark DOS-like interface!

I frowned and selected the "continuous" option, and the text on the interface changed - please select the intensity:

Heartbeat - Blushing - Fainting

I was even more puzzled, so I clicked on the strangest "fainting" option, but after waiting for a long time, no follow-up interface popped up, as if the computer had crashed.

"What kind of crappy app is this! What kind of crappy phone is this!" I was about to scold the owner of the digital store for being so familiar, but I found that my desk seemed to be vibrating.

Damn, there was an earthquake! There has never been an earthquake in Dongshan City! Isn’t the end of the world in 2012 already over? Now there’s a sudden comeback!

Suddenly, I found that it was not my desk that was shaking, but the copycat phone in my hand. It was shaking like crazy.

I suddenly realized, I was embarrassed and anxious, holy shit, you are basically a vibrator! And the vibration intensity must be at least 100,000 horsepower! And you said it was "fainting"? I think it can kill people, okay! Even if my house is open

From an adult products store, there is no need for you to sell me this kind of mobile phone!

Seeing Xiao Qin, Da Xiaoxian and the others walking back from outside the classroom, I quickly put the vibrating cell phone into my trouser pocket and walked to the corridor where there were fewer people.

Putting it in your trouser pocket may not be a wise choice. As we all know, a teenager's trouser pocket is a relatively sensitive place. It is very rude for girls to put their hands in it, and the same goes for mobile phones that vibrate too much.

Damn, this is more than just a "female entertainment game"? I, a man, am almost being "entertained" by you!

Sitting on the window sill in the corridor, I finally closed the app. Just as I was about to take a breath, my phone vibrated again.

I want to scare my dad to death! Is it really a "random" vibration? This is actually not a mobile phone, but a vibrator disguised as a mobile phone! What kind of hero among women would dare to use this mobile phone-type vibrator! That must be

You have to be a real warrior! And this size...Digital store owner, you must have too strong taste!

However, the vibration stopped quickly. When I looked carefully, it turned out that someone had sent a text message.

It must be an advertisement, right? My pure white (?) mobile phone has been tainted by advertising text messages! Because my father has been drunk for several days in a row, and even he doesn’t know my mobile phone number!

Xian Ji boredly read the content of the text message. It was not an advertisement, but a special notice from Commissioner Wang of American Express Black Card (God knows where they got my mobile phone number).

There is no doubt that the permissions of the American Express black card Amy gave me were suspended. Now it is no different from a useless card. It can only keep its titanium metal card face to bluff people.

Ai Shuqiao's move was completely within my expectation. It was impossible for her to say that she would make it difficult for us to live while at the same time allowing me to hold a credit card with unlimited overdraft.

On the other hand, Commissioner Wang's tone in the text message was very polite. He first said, "Although the time is short, you are still our high-quality customer," and then, "If you need Amex's services again in the future, please contact me."

So polite! Impeccably polite! But when will I "need AmEx's services again"? It's not that even Amy herself is not fully qualified to be invited to American Express's black card, but after reading Ai

Is it Shuqiao’s face? Will a 14-year-old boy like me, who holds a yellow brick copycat phone, be eligible for an invitation one day?

Suddenly I recalled what Ai Shuqiao said on the phone: "You will never make this money in your lifetime!"

Anger arises from the heart, evil comes from the courage.

Why do you say that to me? Even if I really have no ability to make money, can you think so low of me? A sex toy store does not sound as glamorous as a brokerage company, but it is still an entertainment industry! We also

You can use your products to entertain all kinds of men and women who feel miserable in life!

And according to Amy's testimony, Ai Shuqiao, you must have used a vibrator yourself! Isn't it placed in the drawer under the pistol? As a parent who cannot lead by example, why do you look down on me?

Feeling proud in my heart, I directly called Commissioner Wang.

Commissioner Wang was a little surprised to receive my call, but still gave me a polite greeting.

"Mr. Ye, what can I do for you?"

I always felt that what he meant was that since I had lost my black card authority, I no longer had the right to ask him to serve me.

But I’m not here to mourn my credit card with no overdraft limit. It’s not something that belongs to me in itself. Instead of feeling sorry for it being canceled, I’m actually a little lucky. I’m glad that I didn’t become dependent on it everywhere and become a mere

Use money to solve problems, only money is in your eyes.

What I asked Commissioner Wang was how much money I had withdrawn from this American Express black card.

Since Ai Shuqiao is responsible for the repayment of this card, that means I spent the money to buy a bra for Xiaoqin, allocated the money to Eunuch Cao to buy back the PS photos, and asked the insurance company personnel to come forward to help Brother Gang pay for the medicine.

The money spent actually came from Ai Shuqiao.

Some people may think that Ai Shuqiao is my biological mother, and it is reasonable for me to spend her money.

Or some people may think that since they have become enemies with the other person, they will feel happy by spending the enemy's money.

But I don't want to owe her a penny. Although this amount of money may be nothing to her, I don't allow her to look at me like a charity - never!

Once when my father was drunk, he revealed that Ai Shuqiao had originally planned to abort me after she became pregnant with me unexpectedly. Because she found out too late, the abortion operation would also have adverse effects on the mother, so she gave up with regret.

By the way, I was very underweight when I was born, like a malnourished monkey. This also made me skinny throughout my childhood, giving the little bully a great opportunity to bully me.

It is precisely because there is no affection between Ai Shuqiao and I, but my life comes from some kind of "charity" from her, so I will no longer accept her charity, I will spend it.

I returned the money to her to show that we are completely righteous.

Maybe he was influenced by the martial arts TV series and subconsciously imitated the scene where Qiao Feng fought against Juxian Manor and drank Duanyi wine with everyone?

Although he felt strange, Commissioner Wang still answered my question. I have incurred a total of about 20,000 yuan in expenses on the American Express black card these days.

"So much!" I blurted out, and soon regretted my lack of composure, "It's... it's RMB, right?"

"It's in RMB." Commissioner Wang was patient as usual, "But all the fees have been paid by Ms. Ai Shuqiao, so you don't have to worry."

When he heard that I wanted to return the money to Ai Shuqiao, Commissioner Wang could no longer maintain his usual calmness. He must have thought that I was a SB, right?

SB is SB, I want to be a SB who doesn't owe others, and most of the 20,000 yuan was spent on treating Brother Gang, so I don't think it was wasted.

"Mr. Ye, I don't understand what you mean..." Commissioner Wang has not yet recovered.

"Commissioner Wang, you don't need to understand what I mean. Even I don't know what I mean. In short, if I save enough 20,000 yuan, can you help me pay the money back to Ai Shuqiao?"

"Yes... yes, we can process it together with the credit card tax refund, and it will be reflected on the receipt..."

No matter whether Ai Shuqiao will read the tax refund receipt carefully or not, I always feel that if I can save enough money, it will not only prove my ability to make money, but also send a letter of challenge to her.

Of course, when you calm down and think about it, 20,000 yuan is nothing to Ai Shuqiao and Amy, but it is a bit like an astronomical figure to me.

But anyway, I didn’t set a deadline for myself, and shouldn’t men be more cruel to themselves? How can there be motivation without motivation?

After the conversation with Commissioner Wang, I bought an Internet package for my mobile phone in the shortest time, and also installed the Taobao store version client. I was so ambitious that I only waited until I was replaced by a bully-like person like a class teacher or a political teacher on the podium.

Son, I can officially open the business!

Although I tried every means to hide it, Xiaoqin still discovered my ugly mobile phone hidden behind my political textbook.

She immediately put on the same expression as when Liu Hulan died heroically.
Chapter completed!