【187】 Physical Education
I remember someone once set up a funny charging program on Taobao: writing homework for others, bullying classmates on behalf of others, beating up teachers on behalf of others...
The part about replacing teachers clearly states: 200 yuan for female teachers, 300 yuan for male teachers, and no need to mention physical education teachers.
As long as you meet Teacher Li Dayong, who teaches us physical education, you will know why the physical education teacher is exempted from the discussion.
Li Dayong is in his thirties or forties, tall and strong. In summer, he wears a hurdle vest all day long to highlight his bronzed muscles.
Unlike the head teacher Yu, Li Dayong is not that afraid of me. To him, I am just an ordinary student with good physical fitness. The job of sports committee member does not require you to have good academic performance.
As long as you can suppress the students below and have a loud voice, that's fine.
After the physical education class started, Li Dayong called me to the front of the queue and briefly explained to me and everyone else that I was officially taking office.
The task given to me for the first time was quite simple: lead the team to run in circles, lead the boys to run four times around the teaching building, and then they could move around freely.
On the girls side, Xiong Yaoyue was asked to supervise everyone's practice of running the 100-meter round trip. Xiong Yaoyue took the stopwatch given to her by the physical education teacher and proudly shouted the command to the slower students like an Olympic coach:
"Gong Caicai, what about you! You are as slow as a turtle! What will you do when the bad guys come!"
I originally thought that so many people were opposed to me being the sports committee member. Once I started to direct people, they would encounter many non-violent and disobedient actions. But maybe it was because they were afraid that I would use violence, so on the whole they all followed me honestly.
The command is to run neatly.
Niu Shili, who was following me, was no exception.
However, his expression is very serious, as if he is ready to go to the battlefield at any time. If I do anything that is not in line with the status of the sports committee, I will definitely question me on behalf of everyone, right?
Eunuch Cao suddenly shouted from behind the team: "Master, master! When we get near the girls, let's run slower!"
Can a girl make you horny just by running? I really can’t stand you.
So I asked everyone for their opinions: "Does anyone support Eunuch Cao? If no one supports our running speed, our running speed will not change!"
The team was silent for a while, and for a while they could only hear the sound of sneakers falling on the concrete floor. Finally, a hesitant voice said:
"Sports...Sports Committee, this seems like a good idea..."
After the first one spoke, the others emboldened themselves and started talking:
"Yes, yes! The physical education teacher only told us to run laps, but didn't say when to go fast and when to go slow! Slow down when you can see the girls, and go faster when you can't see them! You can still have some motivation...
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"Okay, what a great idea! As the saying goes: One is civilized and one is military, relaxed and well-organized, and men and women match each other, so you won't be tired from work!"
Your sister! You’re obviously just a bunch of perverts, and yet you’re still dragging me down!? Moreover, I finally took office and planned to implement some democracy, but the voting result turned out to be so one-sided?
No wonder when discussing the issue of democracy with my father, he said that the principle of the minority obeying the majority does not always apply, because according to that principle, gang rape is completely innocent.
However, it was hard to go against public opinion, so I had no choice but to deliberately slow down my pace when approaching the girls' practice venue.
Just when Gong Caicai was out of breath, she was forced to run several times by Xiong Yaoyue. The "breast shake" caused by her turbulent breasts really made the boys team have a lot of fun, and some people blew her wantonly.
Whistled.
"Don't blow the whistle!" Eunuch Cao has never been so confident in physical education class. I'm afraid it's because I became the sports committee member and he felt that he could pretend to be more powerful than the tiger.
"My master took a risk by showing everyone welfare on his first day as the sports committee! You should take it easy! After a while, the squad leader became angry. Isn't it my master who is unlucky?"
The boys in the team were submissive and stopped shouting. They just stared at Gong Caicai's chest and never turned away for a moment.
Niu Shili behind me didn't look very good.
In the past, when there was no men's sports committee, he would often lead the lap. Since we were close in height, I would usually be right behind him. Now the order is reversed.
He does not support the behavior of deliberately slowing down to peek at girls, but this is not my idea, it is the result of the vote of all the boys. If he wants to speak out against me, he must be prepared to become enemies of all the boys.
And I don’t believe that you never glanced at Gong Caicai’s chest from beginning to end. Even a Spartan like me couldn’t hold it back. Do you have this awareness?
So Niu Shili didn't say anything in the end, and entered the weird cycle of "fast-slow-fast" with everyone.
During a certain lap, the squad leader's heroic figure running back and forth caught everyone's attention.
Shusha wore very slim sportswear, had a standard running posture, and her long hair was almost pulled into a straight line behind her back.
"Monitor, you're not bad!" Xiong Yaoyue happily went up and patted the monitor on the back, "You're almost catching up with me! Run again! Maybe you can break your previous record by running again!"
The monitor, who had just finished running and whose cheeks were slightly flushed, borrowed the stopwatch and took a look, "I have already broken my own record. Isn't this 0.1 seconds less than last time?"
"Really?" Xiong Yaoyue scratched the back of her head heartlessly and laughed, "I forgot, I forgot! Monitor, you are so desperate! You run so fast because you want to be a traffic policeman and you can easily do it.
To catch up with illegal vehicles?”
The monitor's face was full of black lines: "I want to be a criminal police officer, not a traffic policeman."
"Anyway, there is a warning! Why are you bullying me for my poor memory!" Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips, ran to Gong Caicai who was resting by the flower bed, put her hands on her hips and yelled at her:
"Miss, wake up! You have the worst grades, aren't you ashamed? Come again, come again!"
Gong Caicai whimpered and looked like she was about to cry. Xiong Yaoyue saw that it was not good and hurriedly frowned and comforted her:
"Okay, okay, I won't let you run away. Don't cry. If you cry again, the monitor will scold me. And you are not the worst in the class. Ren Xiaoqin never participates in physical education classes and even fainted during the flag-raising ceremony.
On the other hand, she should be physically weaker than you... Use Ah Q's spirit! There are people who are worse than you! Are you feeling better?"
As Xiong Yaoyue said, Xiaoqin always sits alone in the classroom during every physical education class. I looked up and found her greeting me from the back window. She was very happy to see me sweating my youth.
Anyway, he must have taken advantage of my absence and sat in my seat!
More than once, when I returned to the classroom from physical education class, I found Xiaoqin asleep on my desk, sometimes with the sportswear I had taken off under her arm.
"Give me your sportswear quickly! And if you want to sleep, sleep in your own place!"
Whenever this happens, Xiaoqin always hugs my sportswear tightly, looking very reluctant to part with it.
"Classmate Ye Lin's clothes have a soothing fragrance, which can help me sleep! And since we are childhood sweethearts and lovers, what does it matter if we sleep together on the 'table'!"
I admit that Xiaoqin's level of brain retardation is indeed among the best in the class, but if she is said to be physically weak, I totally disagree.
One day Xiong Yaoyue discovered Xiaoqin's true strength. She must be shocked, right?
Now it was Big Horn's turn to run back and forth. Although she was strong, her running speed was average, and she made a lot of noise with every step she took.
Xiong Yaoyue smiled at the clumsy look of the big horn: "Hahahahahahaha hahahaha has a earthquake! Costra is here to run !!"
Big Speaker was not a man of faith, so she glared and chased Xiong Yaoyue to perform her lobster star stunt.
Xiong Yaoyue made a scared expression and ran lightly, deliberately placing the loudspeaker in a position where she could touch herself if she took another step, but couldn't touch her anyway.
Big Speaker chased her around the playground for half a circle and finally gave up. Xiong Yaoyue ran out of form. She ran for more than half a circle by herself, then ran directly to the boys' team and ran side by side with me, without losing any speed.
wind.
"Hey!" She turned to me, "How do you feel about leading the team on your first day?"
When summer comes, Xiong Yaoyue's standard equipment is a short shirt and hot pants. Her two bare thighs make people blush when seen up close. A small amount of sweat covers her wheat-colored skin, which shines brightly under the sunlight.
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She always smiles happily for some unknown reason, so that others can clearly see the two small tiger teeth in her mouth.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! Why are you shy!"
She punched me on the shoulder with ease, and the group of boys burst into laughter.
"You're laughing!" Xiong Yaoyue scolded, "If you laugh again, I'll give you a kick from each of you! Don't think that with the Men's Sports Committee, you can rebel!"
While I tried my best to keep the pace of the boys team steady, I said to Xiong Yaoyue with a little embarrassment:
"Classmate Xiong..."
"You are the bear!" Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "Don't call me Classmate Xiong! You can choose any name like Little Bear, Xiaoyao, Xiaoyue, Yaoyao Yueyue or whatever. In short, you are not allowed to call me Classmate Xiong, nor
Be sure to call me by my full name!"
Someone from behind the team interrupted: "Girls mostly call her Little Bear, but boys usually call her Yueyue..."
A confused look appeared on Xiong Yaoyue's face, "Yao Yao is a pretty name, why doesn't anyone call me that?"
When she mentioned this, I unconsciously glanced at her breasts. I couldn't help it. Taiwan's otaku goddess Yaoyao, whose advertising line was "kill big", impressed people with her pair of hot and big breasts.
of.
As for Xiong Yaoyue's breasts, although they move up and down like a jumping bunny when running, they have not reached the level of Yaoyao (compared to the squad leader), so it is reasonable for boys to call you Yaoyao.
What should be done.
"Then I'll call you Yueyue?" I said in a negotiating tone.
"Okay!" She replied cheerfully, "It's easy to negotiate even if you don't call me by my full name! By the way, you are now the sports committee member. From now on, it will be your turn to go to the sports activity room to get equipment!"
"When I went to pick up those heavy things in the past, I could only grab boys to help me, and I counted as many boys as I could catch. You boys are so lazy, you cheat and slip around... From now on, this job will be yours! I
Liberated! Hahahahaha——"
She smiled as if she had eaten honey and sped away.
Chapter completed!