Chapter 42 Playing with the poor monk to get married?
On the other side, Tang Sanzang followed his mother in Lishan all the way to the backyard.
After walking through rows of houses and courtyards, I don’t know how many houses I have walked through, and finally arrived at the back garden.
Tang Sanzang said as he walked: "This place is a good place, and it won't be too lonely if you live for a hundred and eighty years."
The old mother of Mount Li said, "That's natural. My family has more than 300 hectares of paddy fields, more than 300 hectares of dry fields, and more than 300 hectares of fruits and trees in the mountain field. There are more than 1,000 yellow buffaloes, wives in groups of mules and horses, countless pigs and sheep. There are sixty or seventy places in the southeast, northwest and northwest, Zhuangbao grasslands. There are rice and valleys that cannot be used for ** years, silks that cannot be worn for more than ten years, and gold and silver that cannot be used for life.
Although this old house is good, if you are unhappy in your stay, you can build another one at any time.”
Tang Sanzang touched his chin and exclaimed repeatedly: "I heard from my wife that, I will go to the West to get a fart sutra. Let's live here."
The old mother of Lishan pursed her lips and smiled: "It should have been like this."
And in her heart, she said: "Damn bald, wait for you to die!"
Not long after, the two of them arrived at the inner hall. The old mother of Mount Li said, "Son-in-law, I have calculated that today is the auspicious day, so we don't have that much effort. We will invite you to come in today. It's just that time is in a hurry, so there is no hurry to hold a banquet and have a tent in the house. Do you dislike it?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Don't bother, let's not worry, let's arrange a room and a big bed for me, and let's go directly to the bridal chamber."
The old mother in Lishan's forehead was once again covered with black lines. She thought that she had been streamlined enough. This bald woman was even more overwhelming and she actually saved everything she wanted!
The old mother in Lishan coughed dryly and said, "Son-in-law, don't worry."
Although I think you are a good person, I have accepted your son-in-law.
But my three daughters don't want to marry in a daze.
Let’s do this, I have a handkerchief, and you will blind your eyes and let’s have a wedding.
If you catch a few today, you will marry a few. Everything will be left to fate. They didn’t complain at that time. How about it?”
Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and said, "What if I caught you together?"
The old mother in Lishan said with a smile on her face: "Everyone is married to you!"
Tang Sanzang laughed and said, "This is good, this is good, come on!"
The old mother of Lishan took out a handkerchief from her arms, raised her handkerchief and flew out, covering Tang Sanzang's head directly.
The handkerchief tightened instantly, blocking Tang Sanzang's vision.
At that moment, a sneer appeared on the corner of the mother of Lishan's mouth.
Slap sex!
The old mother in Mount Li clapped her hands, and the three transformed girls, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, came in. Love and Lianlian.
The old mother in Lishan said, "Daughters, you have heard what you said just now. We will get married soon. Don't be caught on purpose."
The three of them smiled and said, "Mother, although we all want to marry this Zen master, we don't want our sisters to be sad. This time we will definitely try our best to dodge and hand over our destiny to God."
The old mother of Mount Li said, "It's so good."
At the same time, the old mother of Lishan sent a voice transmission: "My cover of the sky can block his vision, hearing and spiritual consciousness. No matter how great he has, he cannot distinguish our position. The sisters will let go of their hands and feet for a while."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva replied: "This fake monk Tang is greedy for money and lust, which ruins my reputation in Buddhism. This is the case!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "We have all the supernatural powers and means. Not to mention that he has closed his vision and spiritual consciousness, even if the five senses and spiritual consciousness are present, it is not a simple thing to catch us. After a while, we just need to give him some pain."
Manjushri Bodhisattva said: "A little bit of suffering is not enough. Let's test his strength. If his strength is not good, just take him back and ask for guilt, cut his sword and axe, and thunder and fire, so that he can atone for his sins!"
The three Bodhisattvas and the old mother of Mount Li nodded slightly to express their agreement.
None of the four people noticed that when they were transmitting their spiritual sense, the bald ears around them trembled slightly, the corners of their mouths raised, and a sinister smile appeared.
Seeing that the four of them had finished chatting, Tang Sanzang said impatiently: "Four ladies, can we start?"
The old mother of Lishan sneered: "Take less advantage, and I'll talk about it when you catch it."
Tang Sanzang said, "Then, is it starting?"
The old mother of Mount Li said: "Start!"
Tang Sanzang gently bumped his hands on his chest, then grinned and said, "Those wives, I'll do it!"
boom!
Tang Sanzang suddenly exploded, his speed was so terrifying that the whole room was blown directly by the strong wind he brought to explode on the spot!
The strong wind exploded, and the four people who were originally relaxed, all their hairs suddenly stood up!
It felt like the little chicken met a big tiger, completely out of instinctive fear and despair!
"No, be careful!" As soon as the mother of Lishan shouted, Tang Sanzang had already rushed to the face of love that Manjushri Bodhisattva changed, and opened her big hand and hugged her directly!
Manjushri Bodhisattva was so scared that he was all his hair standing up!
"Run!"
"Run!"
"Do not!"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Guanyin Bodhisattva were shouting, reminding Manjushri Bodhisattva.
Manjushri Bodhisattva shouted in despair: "I can't run away!"
puff!
The love transformed by Manjushri Bodhisattva was directly held in his arms by Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang laughed and said, "A wife has been obtained! Next!"
After saying that, Tang Sanzang suddenly turned around and rushed towards Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva reacted very quickly, quickly retreated, rushed out of the doors and windows, and jumped thousands of miles away!
Tang Sanzang lost in the air.
"Do not to go...huh." Guanyin Bodhisattva had just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a loud bang, and then a bald head rushed over like a cannonball, spreading his hands and hugging the person!
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face suddenly changed, his body shook, and he instantly split into thousands of clones and fled in all directions!
Tang Sanzang's ears trembled and laughed: "I can do it, too!"
After saying that, Tang Sanzang transformed into tens of millions in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and surrounded him from all directions!
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned black: "How can I do this?"
The old mother in Lishan shouted: "The clone is not strong enough, find a breakthrough!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva raised his palm and pointed it at the opposite direction with a palm!
However, the opposite side was hit by a punch, as big as a mountain!
"I..." Guanyin Bodhisattva looked desperate. She just slapped her tentatively, but the other party returned her to punch you with a life. This is a trick!
boom!
A deafening explosion sounded, and a figure flew out, the earth exploded, extending thousands of miles away!
Then a bald head ran past the ground. Wherever he passed, the earth rumbled, like an ancient giant beast, very terrifying.
The old mother of Mount Li, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Manjushri Bodhisattva said in shock: "What is this guy from? This is too fierce!"
Chapter completed!