Chapter 41 I want it with my mother-in-law!
The old mother of Lishan didn't care about how her three daughters performed, but asked with great confidence: "Elder Tang, I have seen it, what do you think?"
Before Tang Sanzang could speak, Zhu Gangli said, "It's as beautiful as a flower, extremely beautiful!"
Tang Sanzang glared at him and he immediately shut up.
Then Tang Sanzang said slowly: "It's as beautiful as a flower, extremely beautiful."
Everyone was speechless... This guy is too lazy, right? He can't just copy other people's words, so he can't change the words?
However, the old mother of Lishan didn't care, but asked with some expectations: "What did Elder Tang mean to agree to take several young elders and stay?"
However, what surprised the mother of Lishan was that Tang Sanzang did not directly answer her question, but looked back at Sun Wukong slowly: "Wukong, do you want to stay?"
Sun Wukong didn't think about it and shook his head and said, "No, I'm not interested in men and women's affairs, so it's more important to get the scriptures."
Tang Sanzang asked Sha Wujing again: "Wujing, where are you?"
Sha Wujing clasped his hands together and said, "Since you have joined the monk, how dare you imagine such things? The person has come, and the heart has come. It is impossible to leave marriage and have children."
Hearing this, Zhu Gangli became anxious: "Senior brother, I said, don't be too damn...why should we make a long-term plan?"
Sun Wukong said, "Idiot, may you want to stay?"
Zhu Gangli saw that both of them were unwilling to stay, so he was embarrassed to say that he would stay. The point is that Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing said that, but they had not been beaten to death, which means that it was a way of life. If he had a opposite tune, he might have to go to the West in advance. He was not sure about Tang Sanzang's idea, so he didn't dare to say anything, so he hummed and said, "This...hehe...I...master..."
Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows: "You mean you want to stay? Are you sure?"
Tang Sanzang crushed the teacup in his hand casually, and crushed five fingers, and covered the stone powder with his hands!
Zhu Gangli shivered, his head shaking like a rattle: "Master, you misunderstood. My Zen mind is as stable as Mount Tai, and I will never be shaken by any beauty. I will not stay, and I will never stay. Who told me to stay and I will fight him desperately!"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction, then looked at the old mother in Mount Li and said, "Madam, you have heard it too, they don't want it."
The old mother of Lishan frowned, obviously she didn't expect that this bald man would use this method to force the hearts of the three apprentices.
If all three apprentices can manage this well, then his own Zen mind is probably stronger and difficult to break through.
Thinking of this, the old mother of Mount Li sighed in her heart: "The true Tang monk is just like this. If such a good seedling is really interested in the Buddha, maybe I can recommend it for him, so as not to lose Qingqing's life because of random things."
For a moment, the old mother in Lishan developed a love for talent, and at the same time, she also felt much more pleasing to the bald man in front of her.
However, the play still needs to continue to be performed, so she smiled and asked without hope: "They don't want it, what about you, Master?"
Tang Sanzang said righteously: "The female donor is so kind and they don't give face. That's because they don't know how to pity the fragrance and the jade, and they don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young. Your life is already so difficult. If you don't help, it would be too unkind. Since they have all withdrawn, I must give face, so I will stay!"
Bang!
The teacup in Lishan's mother's hand fell directly to the ground and smashed...
The others were even more confused and contemptuous.
The smile of the old mother in Lishan was frozen, and her thinking paused at this moment. She had only one thought in her mind: "This is not a stable heart of Tao and a stable heart of Zen. This guy is excluding competitors and wanting to eat alone!"
Zhu Gangli shouted, "Master, why don't I stay with you?"
Tang Sanzang turned around and glanced at him and said, "Wujing, how about you give me a full pig banquet when my master was married?"
Sha Wujing was about to speak, and Zhu Gangli shouted quickly: "Master, I think I'd better go to get the scriptures. The main reason is that I have lost several pounds recently when I was sleeping in the open house. It's not suitable to put it in the pot because I'm not good at meat..."
Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction and said, "This is almost the same. Okay, you don't have to go to the Buddhist scriptures anymore. Just find a place to live on the nearby hill. When the teacher handles it properly, I will take you on the way."
The three apprentices dared not object to no one else.
The old mother of Lishan came to her senses at this time and wanted to pick up the teacup to cover the strange color in her eyes. She was sadly discovered that the teacup was broken...
However, she still conducted the final test: "Master, then which of my three daughters do you like? Is the eldest, the second, the second, or the third, the third, the lonely?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head directly.
The old mother in Lishan frowned and said, "I didn't even like it?"
Tang Sanzang stretched out one hand, closed his five fingers and clenched it into a fist, and said, "I want it all for the kids to do multiple-choice questions!"
"puff!"
The old mother of Lishan squirted out another mouthful of tea: "Master, are you too greedy, are you?"
Tang Sanzang said with confidence: "A man, it's normal for three wives and four concubines. Madam doesn't have to worry that my body can't bear it. Although I am just an ordinary monk, I occasionally practice a few ways of boxing to strengthen my body. Not to mention three wives, even if there are seven or eight more, it won't be a big deal. It's guaranteed that everyone will be satisfied and happy. By the way, isn't the wife not having a husband? Why don't they be together?"
The old mother in Lishan suddenly had black lines on her forehead. She had seen a stinky hooligan, but she had never seen such a hooligan! At this moment, what is the heart of love for talent, what is the heart of Zen, and Taoism? Now the old mother in Lishan just wants to pat the thief on a teapot!
However, the old mother of Lishan was still calm and knew that the show had to be performed, so she put down her teacup and smiled and said, "You greedy monk, it's not enough to ask for my three daughters. Even my mother-in-law wants to take it together?"
Tang Sanzang said: "How can those who are capable work? What does the wife think of the advice of me?"
The old mother in Lishan was unconsciously going to grab the teapot and ready to shoot people.
Guanyin Bodhisattva changed and coughed dryly. The old mother of Lishan came to her senses and said reluctantly: "I'm going to lose all my life? But this family needs a man to hold up the pillars. Forget it, let's just follow you."
After saying that, the old mother of Lishan stood up and greeted a few boys: "You go and arrange tables and chairs, prepare vegetarian meals, and treat my three in-laws well. I will take my uncle to the backyard to give a big gift."
Several boys immediately shouted, some people shouted to set up tables and chairs, and some people shouted to prepare banquets in the kitchen. Everyone knows that today is not an ordinary hospitality, but a relative is acquaintance, so you have to take out some capital.
Here, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, Bailongma, and three went to have dinner and rest with the boy.
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Chapter completed!