Chapter 313: The practice of fighting fake gods, eight hundred axemen in the side hall
There was a lingering smoke in Yongshou Palace because it was a method of rituals and worshipping gods... Of course, in Kang Fei's opinion, it was equivalent to a few junior high school girls playing with the pen fairy.
Although playing this is very popular in this era, don’t you know Miaoyu in Dream of Red Mansions and is famous for being good at this? However, the leader of Jiajing, you also play this, it’s really a pity that the seat is empty in the middle of the night, and you don’t ask the people about ghosts and gods... The situation is small.
Those murderous bandits were so diligent in worshiping Buddha. The mafia godfather looked very pious when he went to church. What does this mean? If you do too much trouble and then brainwash yourself, it is equivalent to psychological comfort. As for the foolish wife of the village man... it is just right that, either bad or stupid.
Kang Fei felt that he was neither bad nor stupid. Looking at these bad and stupid things, his sense of psychological superiority arose... Look at me, I have received nine-year compulsory education, which is different from you indigenous people.
The problem of religion is probably that before Christ Jesus was born, the ancestor dragon had unified the seven kingdoms... Each of them could not be said.
He found it funny. The typical example of "The Treacherous Minister's Report" in it is bad. He relies on this charming... How boring the immortal is to come down to earth to say this? Jiajing is stupid. He has been practicing immortals every day for decades. Do you think you live in online novels of cultivating immortals? In a few decades, you can watch him? In a few decades, he will even be fine... Can't you learn from Uncle Liu, continue playing music and dancing.
Otherwise, his son, Emperor Longqing, was called the Saint Lord, what did Emperor Longqing like to do the most? Continue to play music and dance in the harem, which is very consistent with the standard of the Holy Emperor's rule. The ministers are all satisfied. Your Majesty, just play in the harem. There are ministers in the world... Then the cabinet holds a meeting, Gao Suqing and Gaoge also have to joke with the emperor, brag about other cabinet masters, give the emperor a nickname called Little Bee.
Anyway, you can't do it, I will definitely do it if I come.
When he smiled, he suddenly became confused.
More than a dozen eunuchs surrounded the emperor in a mess, wishing that the other party would rush up and kick them to the ground, so that they would not show their loyalty.
Zhu Zhenxian had sweat on his head. He was not anxious to blaspheme the gods. He was not a former Taoist priest before, as if we thought artists were both virtuous and artistic, but it was actually an illusion. However, if changing seven wives as the standard for artists, we can understand how eager the Taoist priests were to fool the emperor in the court. If the Taoist priests who had never fooled the emperor before, it would be equivalent to the old artist with both virtuous and artistic who had not changed seven wives, which was too failure.
The Taoist priest fooled the emperor, intending to lick the dog, and lick it to the end, everything... But Brother Kang Fei's plan was to kick it over and then mock it at the moral commanding heights from a high point.
With the understanding of Brother Kang Fei, can eunuch be dissatisfied with sweating!
However, the Taoist priest put his fork on his hand and sighed, "The gods are returning to the palace!" He was calm and seemed to be an old artist.
Kang Fei saw a snake with an empty hand and said that I would spray the other person who would use my skills ten meters away from the other side, let alone the fake model and the fairy tale?
He immediately raised his legs and walked into the hall in a big way. Lu Fang behind Jiajing was about to walk up and scold him, but Jiajing reached out to stop him, squinted his eyes, and looked at Kang Fei with interest in the smoke.
"You said you, a Taoist priest, want to fool people, at least turn into a snake with your empty hand, and you want to scare people with a fork stick. How stupid is the person you are frightened by you?" Kang Fei scolded everyone with one sentence. Then Eunuch Zhu was confused. Oh, I'll be good, brother, can you be my biological brother? Please, shut your mouth quickly!
Jiajing was scolded by someone pointing at the nose, and he couldn't be silent. He immediately coughed, "Then are you talking about it, why are you stupid?"
Kang Fei was stunned, Spicy Mom, I just used to shooting people, don’t take the right seat!
Fortunately, he is an old troll, so he is not afraid of this situation. He bowed carelessly, "I dare to ask Your Majesty, if Master Yan Ge dies..." He opened his mouth and let Yan Song suffer the pain of losing his mother, causing everyone to stagnate.
Kang Fei was calm and continued, "Then Master Yan went home to mourn for three years..." At this time, an eunuch couldn't help but scream and said, "Is it not allowed the court to seize love?"
Hum? Who is so bold?
Lu Fang glared at her godson and pulled Feng Bao behind her.
Kang Fei didn't care, and said with a smile, "Then, according to the rules of our Ming Dynasty, wouldn't this let Master Yan be a beast? Master Yan must not be a beast..." What he said made sense, but everyone felt that his skin was hurt.
Speaking of this, he glanced at Jiajing standing in the smoke. This man was so easy to recognize. He had a disheveled hair and looked like a middle-aged and elderly artist.
"After a year, Your Majesty feels that the state is difficult. May I ask, does Your Majesty miss Master Yan?"
To be honest, Yan Song had been in power for twenty years. After reading historical books, it seemed like a bunch of people criticized him, but in the past Song Dynasty, the new and old parties also called each other a villain?
Why are there so many gentlemen and villains in ancient times?
They are all politicians, and they are all the same under their butts... Yan Song is a bad guy, Xu Jie is a good guy? Stop teasing, Xu Jie is even more corrupt than Yan Song, how did the largest landlord of Songjiang Prefecture come from?
Kang Fei would not overturn the verdict for Ge Lao Yan, but he was sure that Jiajing admired Ge Lao Yan very much. Could it be because Ge Lao Yan is handsome? Of course, he is safe to do things!
Jiajing on the opposite side nodded subconsciously. Yan Song did not just be charming, and he did something with the emperor. For example, because of the matter of King Yu and King Jing opening the mansion, he criticized each other and made the emperor yell. Don’t beat around the bush and tell me clearly.
Even so, among the ministers, Yan Song invited the holy favor alone, so he was able to do things safely. If he was in the position of the prime minister, could he really just flatter the emperor?
If the author is changed, he will flatter the old man at home every day, and he will be scolded by the old man! It can be seen that his son cannot do well, let alone the elder.
Kang Fei nodded when he saw Jiajing and clapped his hands, "That's all. I don't understand that Your Majesty, the emperor, who is the governor of the world on behalf of the heavens, is it useful to flatter me every day?"
Most of the people present didn't understand this, but Jiajing was a smart person! He was not smart. He was not as good as a junior high school student at that time. How could he survive when he was in Beijing and faced the old men in the court?
Jiajing immediately understood that this kid was the same as those moral gentlemen, and was he advising me not to worship Taoism and fasting?
He was a little confused and couldn't help but look at the side hall next to him. You know, what Lu Bing, the commander of the Jinyiwei, reported was inconsistent with what he saw! Didn't this guy rely on his immortal disciple to confront anyone he saw?
When Kang Fei saw Jiajing's action opposite, he grinned and joked: "Your Majesty will not ambush the eight hundred knives and axe drivers in the side hall, just prepare to throw the cup as a nude!"
After he said this, Lu Fang, the opposite side, stood up with a cold hair on her back, and subconsciously stopped Emperor Jiajing behind him.
Seeing the old eunuch on the opposite side suddenly stood up and stopped Jiajing behind him, Kang Fei was stunned, "No? I was just talking and playing around, and I really ambushed the eight hundred swords and axe masters?"
As the emperor, Jiajing had long been out of the realm of [as long as he was not embarrassed, he would be others], and said with confidence: "You killed a thousand times. I thought it was a false report from the people below, but I never thought it was a real person. Facing someone like you, no matter how I prepare, it would not be too much!"
After he said this, Kang Fei had nothing to say. Looking at the middle-aged and elderly artist in front of him with a natural expression, he was embarrassed to lose his temper and had no place to vent his anger. Looking at the Taoist priests next to him, he couldn't help but curse: "What do you look at? You stinky Taoist priests are not professional in fooling the emperor. At least they turn into a snake with their empty hands, and take a fork stick and say that they are asking for the gods. Do you think they are country women..." He finally scolded Jiajing around the bush.
Lan Daoxing on the opposite side was dissatisfied. The nature of him, a Taoist priest, was probably similar to the principal of the later generations [Cooked Eggs Return]. It had a considerable administrative component in it, and there was no need to say much. As long as you know, the person who recommended him was Xu Jie, the Minister of Rites, to explain everything.
The party struggles in the Ming Dynasty were all-out use of all means.
The author gives an example. Later, Emperor Chongzhen, his Empress Zhou, and the enlightenment teacher? Chen Renxi, a tycoon of the Donglin Party, won the Tanhualang... Anyone who knows the history of the Ming Dynasty knows that Emperor Ming famously married poor families. Historical books say that Empress Zhou is unanimous and is the same as [poor family]. The problem is, it is not that your family is poor, and you have gone out to be a wandering doctor. How can your family afford a Tanhualang to be a tutor?
The key is that you married King Xin, and you can't be a prince of the emperor. Why did you think of King Wang later and then [drunk]? King Xin naturally became the emperor?
It’s really a terrifying thing the more you think about it… Donglin’s layout is so deep that you can imagine it when you get here.
On the other hand, let’s look at Xu Jie, who recommended Lan Daoxing. No need to mention the truth. Don’t embellish it. We all know what’s going on. You are not a good bird. Don’t talk about yourself as if you are a ray of dawn in the darkness, and you even believe yourself.
What Kang Fei hates the most is this kind of person. It is not embarrassing to have money out, but you have to weave a family with a younger brother going to college, and your mother remarries her father and is paralyzed in bed, so you have to have money out... Well, seeing how hard you said, I'll give you another hour.
Lan Daoxing asked him what a true god looks like.
Kang Fei originally wanted to summon Pang Di, but, look at Lan Daoxing's eager expression, forget it, my Pang Di, is that casually allowed you to see?
Therefore, he scoffed at it and refused to answer.
He didn't answer, but he was so anxious that Eunuch Zhu was so angry. Brother! My dear brother, you are my dear brother, I've put Tutuo on you... Can't you show some real skills at this time?
Eunuch Zhu, who was so anxious that he jumped up, couldn't help but shout, "Brother Kang Fei, why didn't you use the method of sending messages from thousands of miles last time? It's so embarrassing to this Taoist priest... and don't look down on your brother so lightly."
Kang Fei rolled his eyes, "What do you know... I'll give the emperor 100,000 taels of silver, but I'm in a good mood, I'm happy, but if the emperor forces me to give him 100,000 taels, it won't work..."
Dear brother, don’t say it out loud! You are going to die with me!
Eunuch Zhu was anxious to get angry and wanted to hit him and die on the spot... He didn't know what to do for a moment.
In the end, Kang Fei glanced at Jiajing, left some face for the emperor, and added, "I remember twenty-seven years ago, there was a man who was similar to me, so he also made a crazy statement, "I went to Beijing, not to be my son..."
After he said this, Jiajing was immediately happy.
Chapter completed!