Chapter Three Hundred and Twelve: Persimmon Makeup Flowers, Giant Python Robe, Eunuch Yuma Stubborn(1/2)
The emperor and his ministers reported this time, and Jiajing was so disgusted by the Minister of War in Nanjing. Yan Song still said a fair word, "Zhang Banzhou is an old minister. He is also very capable of suppressing Miao and Dong and pacifying Annan. However, after being in the local area for a long time, he has made a small structure. Yingtian Mansion is the capital, so how can he use the means to eliminate bandits in the local area? Your Majesty issued an order to rebuke it, and it is not advisable to change generals in the last battle."
Jiajing nodded and asked Lu Fang to draft the order, but did not scold Zhang Banzhou, but demoted Tu Dashan, the governor who had just recommended Zhang Banzhou.
Yan Song looked around, smiling bitterly in his heart, thinking that the emperor was not very greedy.
Here, Governor Yingtian was demoted, and one more time to push it out. Jiajing looked at the eunuch of the Sili Prison, "Lu Fang, I know that there is a heroic book in your belly. Tell me, Governor Yingtian, who should I let you go?"
Lu Fang thought for a while, "Master, I think Zhao Zhenji can do it."
Zhao Zhenji is a Shuji scholar, a secret scholar in his studies, a kind-hearted temperament, and is a person who dares to contradict Ge Lao Yan.
Jiajing turned around and looked at Yan Song, "What do you think?"
Yan Song nodded, "Zhao Zhenji is honest and can be Governor Yingtian." Yan Song would not have to blatantly block his career because of a little personal grudge. The key is that Governor Yingtian is not in the eyes of Yan Song and the old master Yan Pavilion... If Xu Jie, the Minister of Rites, wanted to enter the cabinet, it would not work.
Huang Jin next to him flattered, "The master of the court is really the prime minister's belly. Zhao Zhenji scolded the master of the court in Xiyuan last year!"
Yan Song smiled without saying a word, Jiajing scolded him, "Look at your little bit of scattered things, I've been thinking about these all day long. How can Master Ge be the same as you..."
Huang Jin has been with Jiajing since he was a child, so he naturally saw that the emperor was in a slightly better mood at this time. He quickly said, "Master, I have something to say." He immediately said about Zhu Zhenxian.
When Jiajing heard this, he looked up at Feng Bao who was standing outside the hall gate, "You godson is quite good at doing things." When Huang Jin heard this, he quickly knelt down, "It's all the master's servant..."
In the palace, the eunuchs wore python robes and took their godsons. These are common practices. The emperor basically turned a blind eye to the emperor. If he wanted to talk about being arrogant, he would be a nominal husband and wife who were a husband and wife who were a husband and wife who were not only a man of food?
Theoretically, if anyone in the palace is a mother, even a female cat, it must be the emperor's woman, but the emperor can't stand the 100,000 eunuchs in the palace... The eunuchs have no physical needs and no psychological ones?
As a master of eunuchs, I am the Ming Dynasty, and I have no fault of this. After all, film and television works are said to be bad. [The power of the Ming Dynasty is the eunuch, the government and the people are not in trouble] Is this miserable life related to eunuchs? But in terms of quantity, the number of eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty is indeed the highest among all dynasties. Later historians all said that there were 100,000 eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty. Is it evidence? When my Qing Dynasty Kang Mazi and his ministers reported, he said: I know very well, the Ming Dynasty's palace maids were 9,000 and the internal supervisors were 100,000. The cost of a day can be used for this year.
There are 100,000, not to mention whether the emperor has organizational ability... Han Xin ordered more soldiers, but there is only one Han Xin in the Celestial Empire, and even the overlord dares to say that he can take 100,000 soldiers.
Perhaps some readers want to say, this cannot be Kang Mazi bragging? Author, you also say that I, the Qing Dynasty, see if the governors have the ability, just see if the governors bragging... The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
This is definitely not possible. Kang Mazi has the holy king of eternal times. He wants to live another five hundred years. He can't say where he is still there! Don't talk nonsense...
In short, in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, even the emperor expressed concern for a certain eunuch under his command, he would ask [Who do you want to eat]. Does this mean? Do you have a wife? If you don’t have one, the female official around me will send you a use... Anyway, it won’t be bad, right?
Jiajing's beating these people was subconsciously because of the 100,000 eunuchs, just the big eunuchs under his command. If he didn't get used to be hitting and hitting, he wouldn't sleep well at night!
Lu Fang next to him quickly knelt on the ground, Jiajing hit Huang Jin, but just now he saw it, it was his godson!
"Get up!" Jiajing had no anger about the fragments in the palace, but was just expressing his presence. "The master is still there, and he thought I have treated you harshly..."
"The master is a discerning person." Huang Jin stood up and carefully supported Jiajing. Lu Fang quickly said, "In this world, no master is so good to me."
Yan Song saw it and quickly said that the old minister had surrendered.
"Lu Fang, let your godson send it to the cabinet master."
While agreeing, Lu Fang made up his mind and turned around and asked Feng Bao, the little bastard, to kneel down... Huang Jin beside him curled his lips. This was like his godson Zhu Zhenxian, who wanted to make progress too much.
The question is, if you make progress, what should I do if you godfather?
Standing at the door of the hall, watching Yan Song's back disappear, Jiajing suddenly said, "You godsons! You all think that it's better for you to enjoy the peace of mind in the room and let them do everything..."
Lu Fang and Huang Jin looked at each other, and Lu Fang said, "Master, don't be angry with the ministers of the outside dynasty. These people have never been like this."
"Yes!" Jiajing sneered coldly, "Let me be the saint, and be governed with arches, it is best to be like the mud-woven puppets in the temple..."
Even though he was angry, he was angry, but when Zhu Zhenxian knelt on the ground and talked about the deeds of his good brother Dai Kangfei, Jiajing suddenly felt energetic... If you say this, I will not be sleepy.
"If I lie, I will let me go to the eighteen levels of hell, and I will not die well." Zhu Zhenxian swears, "That is a true god. I am in Guangzhou. When I raise my hand, I can talk to Yangzhou. That person... is the same as before my eyes. Emperor, I knelt on the ground, thinking that this is not auspicious miracle, what is auspicious miracle..."
Jiajing will be like this magical magic for the rest of his life. Even the power of the emperor must be given to him. Of course, Jiajing is also very clear that the power of the emperor can allow himself to continue [good magical magic], so he must not relax.
Looking at the dozens of boxes of wealth beside him, and then looking at Zhu Zhenxian kneeling on the ground, Jiajing pondered, and for the first time he lost his composure. He reached out and stroked the goat beard on his chin.
"I have also read the anti-Japanese heroes in Yangzhou. I thought they were a brave man. Now according to your statement, he used magical arts... But I have neither seen the local governor's comments from Xiangrui, nor received Lu Bing's secret comments. If I hadn't seen dozens of boxes of wealth, I would have doubted whether you wanted to deceive me..."
Zhu Zhenxian knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly, knocking his forehead blue, and it became very swollen. "The Emperor's Holy Lord, the Emperor's Holy Lord, the Emperor's Holy Lord... Even if I have ten thousand courages, I will never dare to deceive the Emperor."
Jiajing sat on it, tilting his lips, thinking to himself whether you guys have deceived me. Isn’t it clear in my mind?
At this moment, a large eunuch in a python robe came in outside, "Your Majesty, it's time to practice." This is Zhang Zuo, an old man from Qiandi, who is like Huang Jin, who is both named an eunuch of the Imperial Horse. The two of them take turns to serve the emperor to cultivate immortality.
"Don't be busy for now."
Zhang Zuo was immediately surprised. Our emperor has never abandoned the great cause of cultivating immortals for a day. What's wrong with this today?
Jiajing pulled a few beards above, and then ordered Huang Jin, "Go and call Lu Bing into the palace."
He continued to instruct Zhang Zuo, "Let Xu Jie help me write a green poem and ask our Minister Xu to write it with care."
When the two eunuchs went, he looked at Zhu Zhenxian kneeling down and reached out to call Lu Fang, "Lu Fang, you are my closest confidant. Tell me, is this true or false..."
The eunuch Lu Fang is a smart man. Even a fool cannot sit on the throne of the eunuch who is the boss and the supervisor. He knows it well that the emperor is worried about gains and losses. After all, everyone has only heard of the gods and never seen them.
In fact, he felt a little sick, because Zhu Zhenxian was Huang Jin's godson, not his godson. Even if it was true, did this have a relationship with him, Lu Fang?
I felt unhappy, but I definitely couldn't say it. Instead, I said: "The master is a real god. I will be appointed to return to the palace in heaven in the future. At that time, the servants will also follow the chickens and dogs to heaven..."
He said this nicely, but in fact, Zhu Zhenxian could understand it. His hand pressed on the floor involuntarily slowly shrank and curled up into a fist... This old turtle who was in corpse was trying to stop our family from making progress...
However, he is different from those who lie about auspiciousness. He is sure that this is a true auspiciousness and a true miracle. After all, it was seen with his own eyes, not heard from others.
As long as Brother Kang Fei comes to show the round light technique he mentioned, Humph! I have never seen such a true god since I was a child... The emperor has to kneel down when he sees it...
Half an hour later, the commander of the Jinyiwei, Lu Bing hurried into the palace, and Huang Jin followed him in a series of quick steps. After all, he, the eunuch of the imperial horse, could not compare with a true martial artist like Lu Bing. He rode his horse back and forth, ran all the way, and was sweating all the way.
Lu Bing entered the hall and knelt on the ground, "Your Majesty..."
The tall palace cages the upper leader Jiajing's body in the shadow. Jiajing nods and says to Lu Fang beside him: "Come and talk to our commander."
Lu Bing's heart skipped a beat. He knew the temperament of his tits, which was the best... Lu Fang walked down from above, lowered her head and said something simple.
The commander of the Jinyiwei was so injustice. Who dares to take this kind of hearsay seriously? But as a Tian family hawk... the Tian family hawk isn't he just asking about these hearsays? If the evidence is conclusive, what do they have to do with the Jinyiwei all over the world? Just issue an order to get people.
He immediately felt bitter, "Your Majesty, the news said, the censors can tell the officials that our Jinyiwei must tell the evidence..."
When later generations talk about the Dongchang Jinyiwei, they are all powerful and powerful. If you want an imperial edict, someone will write him a picture... In fact, they really don't cover it up, or they also cover it up. However, if you need to cover it up in the future, it is like when arresting people in later generations, you have to issue an arrest warrant. Dongchang Jinyiwei also needs to post it to take the lead. If the six departments don't issue a handbook, you can only stare at it. But we know, is it corruption? If the Dongchang Jinyiwei is corrupt, then the civil servants will only be even more corrupt, and they are all in a mess. It's just that the literati wash themselves well with a pen, as if they are very innocent. Dongchang Jinyiwei is miserable. He has no right to public opinion and can only take the blame.
"Then I ask you." Jiajing poked his body out of the shadows in the sun, "Is there any?"
"This..." Lu Bing was speechless.
Jiajing, the nanny brother, is loyalty. In the 18th year of Jiajing, he caught fire in the palace. He risked his life to open the door and rushed into the hall to carry Jiajing out of the fire... However, loyalty does not mean that he has no intention. His family's inherited Jinyiwei family knows that the commander of Jinyiwei is too clear that the Jinyiwei commander has no good end, so he is cautious and refuses to offend others.
You can imagine whether the dogs that are raised in the family do not bark or not.
Jiajing knew as soon as he saw his expression. He immediately started to get angry and said with a hum, "Yes, your Grand Governor Lu is like those foreign ministers, and he is loyal to the court affairs. He is afraid that there will be villains flattering the emperor and be lucky to get through the affairs of gods..."
When he said this, Lu Bing couldn't bear it. He was justified in his own way, but he knew very well that he could be today. That was because he was the emperor's brother. Otherwise, if there were too many Jinyiwei, why should he be the commander of the Jinyiwei?
He knocked a head on the floor and made a loud noise. Lu Bing said repeatedly: "Your Majesty, I just checked according to the convention. The following memorial said that he met an immortal. Some said hundreds of people witnessed it, some said thousands of people witnessed it, and some said tens of thousands of people witnessed it, but I didn't see it, so I dared to report it rashly. Besides, the local governors did not report auspiciousness, so it was particularly difficult for me to mention it..."
Otherwise, what about the literati? Those lucky people are actually recommended by civil servants. Those who hate and scold, and who are scolded are what lucky people? They are just cursing, but why don’t they give me a chance to be lucky people... The most typical example is entering the cabinet. The cabinet master recommended by the Jiuqing Court is reasonable. The cabinet master named by the emperor is lucky. But who would refuse? He would still happily go to work in the Da Nei with his bag... That’s all.
Just like the emperor and the newly favored Taoist Lan Daoxing, who has recently become famous for [Fuji], it is probably equivalent to the later female middle school students playing pen fairy. Lan Daoxing is recommended by Xu Jie, the assistant minister of the Ministry of Rites. You, Xu Jie, learns from the Jiangyou School, how can you do all this? Even Ge Lao Yan has never done this!
Lu Bingdong kowtowed and said, "Brother of the Crown Prince, Ergouzi, I'm wronged!"
Looking at Lu Bing kneeling below, Jiajing was really angry and angry that he was not fighting. However, he also understood that sometimes he could not speak even without Lu Fang and Huang Jin around him, because he was the emperor, and the holy emperor ruled. The word "Son of Heaven" was like a shackle that kept him unable to move. The censors all wanted to know that they were loyal ministers of the country, and it was so exciting to scold the emperor... On the contrary, Lu Fang and Huang Jin, those who scolded them did not get any benefits, were also afraid that the two eunuchs would be secretly used to secretly make them, so they might as well divide their legs into one outer horoscope, and let the little eunuch who was on the court stick [beat, really beat them] would really kill people.
Sometimes Jiajing felt like he was drowned in the water for the rest of his life, and he couldn't do anything. He also wanted to be happy, but either the palace fire or the palace maids were in trouble and escaped from death. It was not until 21 years after Jiajing that he completely understood why his cousin Zhu Houzhao drowned at the age of 31 and then allowed himself to attack the throne.
Since the Renyin Palace changed in the 21st year of Jiajing, Jiajing has moved into Beiyuan, and everyone seems to be trying to take a white silk to hang himself.
After being silent in the shadow for a long time, Jiajing lowered his head and said a few words to Lu Fang. The eunuch nodded repeatedly, and then said in a fake manner: Xuan Dai Kangfei entered the palace at noon tomorrow.
I prayed to the eunuch to come home and tell Kang Fei that the emperor would enter the palace tomorrow. Kang Fei was having a drink with Mao Banxian. He was stunned when he heard this. You don’t have a table of incense?
On the second day, Kang Fei put on a big red persimmon-shaped python-shaped scattered with a shoulder-lengthed python, put on a gauze hat on his head, looked at the mirror, and felt that he was so handsome... He led a few servants to sway and was about to go out. Eunuch Zhu grabbed him and handed him a gauze cover, and said, brother, the capital is full of sand, blocking...
Moreover, that didn't block my handsome face.
In fact, Eunuch Zhu felt that Kang Fei was a bit presumptuous and wanted to remind him. However, seeing Kang Fei's old god at this time, I could not help but think that Brother Kang Fei is a real god, and he is a fake god with the blue god I saw yesterday. It's not like that, brother has his own reasons for his work, so I won't mention it now.
Several servants were also happy and thought to themselves that following the young master was indeed right. Seeing that this was going to be successful... Mao Banxian was only talking to the old general Zhang beside him, and he was a little worried.
The old general Zhang Huan said carelessly: "It might be better, this child has the confidence. No matter what, he is a true immortal disciple enlightened by Lu Zu..." In fact, he was also very careful in his heart. After all, his previous experience was useful before, but now, Kang Fei is already at the level of the temple, but he is not something that a former general of the Caohe River who was born as a Tartar official can interfere.
When we arrived outside the palace gate, we were about to enter, a group of people walked out of the slanting thorns. The eunuch in the python was the eunuch of the imperial horse. When we saw Kang Fei wearing a big red persimmon stalk, he couldn't help but slid the corners of his mouth.
It became a common practice for eunuchs to wear pythons. It was around the time of Emperor Xiaozong's reign. The emperor Xiaozong not only had one wife, but also a good man. Everyone knows it. When he saw the eunuchs around him wearing pythons, he said, "Long live the master, I know!" I will continue to wear it tomorrow. Xiaozong said too much, and the eunuchs did not change it. You said you were wearing mine, so Xiaozong had to go with them in the end.
Even so, the eunuchs felt that the qualification to wear pythons was achieved by themselves. Now that they saw Kang Fei’s farts were bigger, they were going to be in the palace and called him godfather. I would be happy if I was happy!
He said sarcastically: "Good guy, you really don't know the etiquette and etiquette. Come on! Help us invite this master to the side, teach you a lot, and tell your Majesty what kind of constitution is it."
As an eunuch in the imperial horse, Zhang Zuo is surrounded by eunuchs with big arms and round waists. After all, these people have to hold yellow umbrellas for the emperor, and they can't do it without any strength. It is quite useful to scare people in normal times.
It’s a pity that he encountered such a wall as Kang Fei.
Before Zhu Zhenxian could scream, Kang Fei kicked the fat eunuch who rushed up and twisted his arm fainted. Then, he rushed into the flock of sheep like a tiger, and rushed into the group of eunuchs alone. In just a few breaths, he fell to the ground.
Kang Fei then raised his legs and patted his boots, curled his lips and said, "That's it?"
The eunuch of the Imperial Horse only reacted at this time, and subconsciously shouted, "Hurry up, come and catch this traitor who is in trouble..."
As a result, Kang Fei grinned and showed his white teeth, "I'll be happy if you say this. To be honest, I haven't tried it yet..." Zhu Zhenxian later saw that it was not good, so he rushed over and hugged Kang Fei, "Brother, don't be reckless..." Then he didn't care about offending Zhang Zuo, the eunuch who was like his godfather Huang Jin, and shouted loudly, "My brother is a disciple of Lu Zu, and has seen it with tens of thousands of people. How can one be as easy as others? Yesterday, the Taoist Lan, you are also a blue fairy."
Zhang Zuo was so angry that his mouth was trembling, "Okay! OK! Xiao Zhuzi, you are so capable, you are so confronted by our family. When you were worshipped by Huang Jin's disciple, we were still the love our family told you..."
Zhu Zhenxian is a smart person, so he naturally knows the principle of offending people and offending them to death. He has to do a whole set of work, otherwise he will not be able to get up or down... He can't help but snorkeling coldly at the moment, "Yes, our family thanks you Mr. Zhang said at that time, "Old Huang is your fellow villager, seven words, and one word is worth 100 taels of silver. I will naturally offer it to Mr. Zhang later, and it will definitely be a little less."
To be continued...