"Brother Hua..." "Here, director!" "Did you see the big timer behind the camera?" "See." "In the 21st second after the stage record, you start to cry; in the 25th second, you have to cry; in the 34th second, you have to cry unrestrainedly..." "No, director, why can't I start crying in the 15th second?" "Because it starts crying in the 21st second, which can impress the movie audience the most!" "But I have to start crying in the 15th second?" "Well... Brother Hua, are you running faster than a dog?" "No!" "When I was in school at Beijing Film Academy, Teacher Huang's dog was a little annoying. I let it sit on the ground, but it just wanted to