Once, a gilded toilet inlaid with warm jade was placed in front of the hero, but he did not cherish it.

If God gave him another chance, he would never choose to go to the woods to play the big size.

If he had to add a promise, he would say: I will never urinate or defecate anywhere in my life, and it is a puppy who cheats!

Who would have thought that after three o'clock in the middle of the night, he could solve the problem of excretion and make himself a woman?

This matter must be talked about from the beginning.

Hero, surnamed Yingxiong, is the youngest son of the overlord of the Baji Palace in the western overlord of Middle-earth.

The spring is just right, and the earth is revived. As a time traveler and a top-level "black" second generation, he couldn't resist the commotion, so he used the excuse of searching for his father for birthday gifts and ran out to wander with his minions.

Showing power, showing off your power, swaying the market, being indulged in luxury, forcing people to rob... Cough cough cough...

In short, after a round of disasters in his father's territory, Shuangzhou, he finally embarked on the road back with satisfaction.

Today, the convoy missed the town and chose to camp in the wild.

He drank too much iced grapes during the day, and his stomach hurt in the middle of the night. I don’t know what was wrong. Although there was a clean bucket on the carriage and a cute and charming maid who was serving him at home, he chose to go to the dark and deep forest to solve the problem.

Anyway, he just went there, and then he was in trouble and was hit in the head by a big round plate falling from the sky.

When he woke up, a girl lay on her body, crying and scolding, saying that she asked him to compensate her baby.

It is worth mentioning that the girl’s beauty, such as fairy-like appearance, and the beauty of the moon and the flowers, are so vulgar that she puts her on her body! The spiritual beauty of the world is not enough to describe her beauty, and she is so beautiful that it is outrageous.

Of course, he soon knew that the four words "outrageous" should be engraved on the girl's forehead.

At first, he thought that sleepwalking ruined his precious innocence after fainting, and wondered why he had such a perverted passive skill until he saw his chest.

It was the first time I knew that he would cry in his chest one day.

That is definitely not the height a man should have!

Later, the girl finally calmed down and told a fact that he thought he was having a nightmare.

The girl's name is Su Yanyan, sixteen years old. She is the daughter of the head of the Haoran Sect in Luozhou and is also the goddess of star and moon in the heaven.

Some time ago, she suddenly recovered a little self-awareness about the divine nature and sensed the specific direction of her natal artifact, the star and moon plate.

So she secretly ran to the Shuangzhou area and waited for acceptance.

The one who is so dying is the woods where the hero is pulling a large number; the one who is so dying is so dying, the moon plate of the star hits the hero's head and blends into his body.

As for why he became a woman, it is very simple: because the star and moon plate is the goddess's natal artifact, and only the goddess' body can be used, so when working, he becomes a woman.

By the way...

How come this is a magic weapon? It’s obviously a fool’s weapon! Men can’t use it, what the hell is it to turn me into a woman? It’s perverted!

The hero asked Su Yanyan how he got the ghost plate out.

Su Yanyan spread his hands: "I just recovered a little vague memory and had no divine power to control the star and moon plate. You can only think about it yourself."

Hey hey hey, you are a goddess after all. Is it really okay to speak so irresponsibly?

As a person educated by orthodox materialism, the hero wanted to suspect that Su Yanyan was a mentally ill madman, but the feeling of being empty somewhere clearly told him that this was definitely not something that "human" could do.

Suppressing the urge to kill the "god" in the wilderness and throw away the corpse, or blaspheme the goddess, the hero asked patiently: "How do you think about it?"

"Simple, just use it more if you have nothing to do. However, it is a magical tool after all, and God's duty is to protect living creatures, so you can only use it to do good things, that is, to accumulate merit.

One day, if you have enough merit, you may be happy and let you go."

Do good deeds? Accumulate merits? Just kidding! I am the son of the world's most demon leader, the second generation of black! You let me accumulate merits? The 18th generation of ancestors will be so angry that they will turn the coffin board to defraud the zombie. Do you believe it?

Also, the beginning of a sentence is "simple", but the ending is "maybe", is it because you haven't graduated from elementary school? Or do you think of me as a fool?

"Okay! Let's not talk about how to make it happen. Now I'm still in a woman's state, how can I change..."

puff……

With the long sound of the inflatable doll leaking air, the height quickly shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye until it returned to the chest muscles, and the emptyness also made it feel full.

He was overjoyed and hurriedly climbed to the stream not far away. Seeing his handsome and handsome face under the moonlight, his heart finally fell back to its original position.

Wait, use it more if you have nothing to do...

"Well, that's right." Su Yanyan said, digging his nostrils, "Every time you use it, you will become a woman."

I'll just go! Isn't this just Mahou Soup?

God, let me kill you by thunder! Otherwise, it’s okay to kill this stupid goddess.

Forget it, it’s so far, it’s useless to cry and rob the earth. It’s impossible to die. I have traveled through time and finally got to the point of adulthood. Before the harem can be opened, how can I die?

If you have a horse and a sour wine, you can only use the horse and a sour wine bar. Superman also has to find a corner to put on his underwear outside. Don’t let me have that few days every month.

The hero has developed the fine tradition of a lewd man in his previous life - self-w... cough cough, comfort himself, temporarily accept the reality, get up and put on his clothes, and prepare to go back to his carriage to find the maid to "heal the wound" first.

After walking for a few steps, he turned around and said, "Why are you following me?"

"You took away my magic weapon. Who will I follow you if I don't follow?" Su Yanyan raised his ordinary body and was confident.

"My sister, please let your brain work for the time being. Your father is the head of Haoran Sect and the leader of the world's upright; my old man is the palace master of the Baji Palace and the leader of the demonic path in the world.

Our two families are incompatible. When I see you, I should have killed you by knife. Do you understand?"

Su Yanyan's eyes rolled around and said it was simple, so he pulled his belt.

Damn! What is this stupid goddess going to do? Suddenly, she is so beastly that she is so angry that she wants to resist? I should resist... By the way, she is the daughter of the decent leader. She dares to run to the territories of her family alone. She must be good at having a good skill. Besides being so handsome, she is a useless person.

Forget it, it's all fate, just be bitten by a beautiful bitch.

"That's all... Huh? Why are you lying on the ground?"

"No... nothing, I just slid."

The hero stood up with a look of disappointment on his waist.

Damn it, I'm thinking too much.

"Hey? Why do you tie yourself up? By the way, you learned this technique in a little movie?!"

Su Yanyan smiled proudly: "From now on, you can proudly claim to the outside world that I have captured this goddess. I am your ‘slave’ now, so it is natural to follow you.

By the way, what is a little movie?"
Chapter completed!