Chapter 31 Slap in the face
"Haha, sorry, sorry, I didn't expect it to be Tianya's younger brother." Prince Jingchou smiled and gently tapped the hilt of the sword in his waist and said, "Since that's the case, your Xiao family is also weird enough. Even such a vicious dog can be born, do you think so?"
"Haha, yes." Several other men laughed.
"Yeah." Xiao Tianya's face turned red. It seemed that he didn't dare to offend these people, so he had to vent his anger on Xiao Tianci and looked at him coldly, "Xiao Tianci, why don't you stay in your small countryside, run to the imperial capital to embarrass people?"
Xiao Tianci ignored him, turned to Wang Ziyi and smiled, "Xiao Wang, have you smelled a stinky smell?"
"Smell?" When Wang Ziyi heard Xiao Tianci's question, he stretched out his head and sniffed it around in an eccentric way. "Sir, there is really a stinking smell. It smells like... it smells like... it's like I didn't brush my teeth after taking a stool."
"Puchi!" Long Ziyue was pretending to behave, and finally made fun of her funny words. This smile was like a blooming flower, extremely beautiful. The guys around her were all attracted, and none of them could react.
However, Xiao Tianya had a straight veins on his head, pointed at Xiao Tianci and shouted angrily, "Random, Xiao Tianci, do you know who you are talking to? Be careful not to cause trouble for our Duke's Mansion."
"Oh, my dear cousin, then tell me, why did I cause trouble for the Duke's Mansion?" Xiao Tianci's voice dragged on, and in the end the word "causing trouble" was full of words.
"Hmph! Listen, this Prince Jingchou is the eldest prince of the Tianxing Kingdom, this Senior Brother Mu is the second son of the Grand Marshal of the Tianchen Kingdom, and this Junior Brother Chen, he is the eldest grandson of the Elder Chen of the Baili Sword Sect of the Divine Sword Sect." Xiao Tianya snorted coldly and pointed to the people behind him and introduced. Every time he introduced someone, the man raised his head arrogantly and did not take Xiao Tianci seriously at all. "You offended them today, aren't you causing trouble for our Duke's Mansion?"
"Tsk tsk, so that's it." Xiao Tianci nodded, but looked at Long Ziyue and said, "It's a pity that this is either Tianxing Kingdom or Tianchen Kingdom. It seems that it has nothing to do with our Tianfeng Kingdom, right? Do you say this and make people think that our Tianfeng Kingdom is short and they can't make a fortune? My dear cousin, how can we, the beautiful Princess Ruyue, get along with it?"
"You... bastard, why are you talking nonsense?" Xiao Tianya's face turned green. He quickly glanced at Long Ziyue and said, "Cousin, don't listen to him talking nonsense. I don't mean that."
Long Ziyue ignored him, moved his lotus steps lightly, walked to Xiao Tianci, calmly as waterway, "Reasonably, I should call you a cousin, right? I often saw you when I was a child, but I didn't expect that you had grown into a beautiful boy after not seeing you for several years."
"Haha, the princess is too much." Xiao Tianci only felt a fragrance coming to his nose. The fragrance was very light, not like the smell of powder at all. It was probably the faint body fragrance brought by Princess Ruyue.
"It seems that you are very careful about us. Well, if you are lucky enough to meet us today, why not go to Tianxianglou together and see the Ye Master from the mainland? "Long Ziyue frowned slightly and then spoke.
"Okay, I'm planning to go in and take a look. Since the princess invites her warmly, she's disrespectful." Xiao Tianci touched his nose and laughed, "It just so happens that we are all poor people. This ticket costs 100 gold coins. Princess shouldn't mind giving it to us all, right?"
Long Ziyue glanced at him deeply, then turned around and walked towards Tianxianglou, ignoring him.
Xiao Tianci smiled awkwardly, glanced at Xiao Tianya and others, and then followed Princess Ruyue in.
Everyone walked into Tianxiang Tower and felt a sudden illumination in front of them. There was a large hall with lanterns hanging high, bright and magnificent light, and almost filled with people, with loud and bustling sounds and extremely lively.
Under the waiter's arrangement, Xiao Tianci and Princess Ruyue sat down at two tables. Unexpectedly, Long Ziyue chose to sit at the same table with him, and Prince Jingchou was sitting at the other table. Xiao Tianya could only sit next to him in depressed manner, looking at this side from time to time with resentful eyes.
Shortly after everyone sat down, they heard a pounding sound, and a beautiful piano sound came down from the upper floor. The sound was crisp and pleasant, and it brushed past everyone's ears like a fairy sound, and the whole hall suddenly became quiet.
"Ah, it's Mr. Ye." After a long time, someone around him shouted loudly. Everyone looked at the second floor with great enthusiasm, and some even jumped onto the table to see Ye Youyou's fairy face.
Sure enough, a window in the room in the middle of the second floor was silently pushed open. A woman in the 28-year-old was sitting upright behind Changqin. The woman was covered in red clothes and under her slender jade neck, a piece of crisp breasts like white jade, half-covered, extremely charming. Her big eyes staring at Changqin seemed to be smiling and charming, and her red lips were slightly opened, as if she wanted to attract people to have a love. This was a woman who was charming from her bones. She seemed to be seducing men all the time and teasing men's nerves.
There were a burst of breathing sounds coming from all around him. Even Princess Ruyue Long Ziyue, the beauty with the same reputation in the imperial capital, seemed to be compared with the style of Ye Jiao at this moment.
Only Xiao Tianci looked strange at this moment, because he had received another system task just now, and this task was extremely lewd, so he wanted him to knock down this Ye Master. It was indeed unlimited, and all tasks were coming.
"Lord, are you okay?" Dian Wei asked in a low voice when he saw Xiao Tianci staring at the cup on the table silently.
"Oh, it's okay." Xiao Tianci raised his head and smiled at him, then looked to the second floor.
But he saw that Ye Jiao had already walked out and went to the corridor on the second floor. He looked down with a smile, looking around with beautiful eyes. There seemed to be a magical force on her body that touched everyone's eyes below.
Ye Youyou smiled softly, and her red lips moved slightly, "Little woman Ye Youyou, I am very honored to be able to come to the capital of the Ming Empire today. Youyou feel extremely happy to see so many people who like me."
The people below suddenly felt like they were in a panic, and both of them started to scream.
"Everyone Ye, welcome to the Ming Dynasty. We all like you."
"Yes, everyone, I heard you play that song just now, and I'm afraid I can never listen to anything else again after that."
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"Haha, thank you everyone." Ye Youyou stretched out his hand and pressed down, signaling everyone to quiet, "This time Youyou set out from the Tang Dynasty, first went to the Great Qin Empire, and finally came to the Ming Dynasty. During the Great Qin Dynasty, Youyou met many talented young men and listened to a lot of gorgeous poems. So after coming to the Ming Dynasty this time, Youyou also wanted to see our literati and listen to your poems and songs." As he said, Ye Youyou looked at everyone with a sad look, "I wonder if Youyou's small request, can you help me realize it?"
"Of course, it's just a poem, I can write dozens of poems at will."
"That's right, our Ming Dynasty talents are famous all over the world, and we can't read the poems."
"Yeah, everyone Ye, can the barbarians of Daqin compete with our Ming Dynasty? What type of people do you want to hear? How about the 18-touch?"
"Get out, who's fucking kid, why are you messing around?"
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As soon as Ye Youyou finished speaking, the people in the hall clamored. It seemed that all these rich people had transformed into great literary masters who were well-educated, seven steps into poetry, and eight steps into lyrics.
"Hmph! I don't know what Ye Youyou is good about, which makes these men so crazy." Long Ziyue wrinkled slightly and snorted softly.
Xiao Tianci glanced at her and teased, "Haha, it's true that the same-sex people are reprimanding each other. Princess Ruyue, are you envious and jealous? "
"Fuck, do I need to envy this singer?" Princess Ruyue's pretty face turned slightly red and she said disdainfully.
"Far? Who farts?" Xiao Tianci sniffed around, and finally approached Long Ziyue and took a deep breath, "It's not smelly, it's still very fragrant."
"Bastard, stay away from me." Long Ziyue gave him a blank look and moved her body backwards.
Her eyes looked so charming to Xiao Tianci, and her heart was pounding. It seemed that this ex-uncle was indeed a secret crush on Princess Ruyue.
At this moment, a young and handsome young man suddenly stood up in the lobby and bowed to Ye Youyou and said, "Hello everyone, Ye, since everyone, Ye, since you want to listen to the poems of our Ming literati, Xiaoke will throw away the bricks and jade today, and dare to try it first. Please ask everyone, Ye to give a question, so Xiaoke can write a poem based on the title."
"Wow, isn't this Zhou Yongwen and Zhou Dashi from Gushui Academy? I didn't expect him to come too."
"Haha, this talented man in Zhou is known as the exiled immortal poet of our Ming Dynasty. Now there is a good show."
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"Haha, this young master is polite." Ye Youyou replied with a tribute and said softly, "Since that's the case, Youyou will give a title. Youyou can write poems or lyrics with this title. If any of your prince's poems can be praised unanimously by everyone, then Youyou is willing to play a song for this young master alone."
After saying that, without waiting for everyone to react, he continued, "Today, Youyou came to this Ming imperial capital. When he saw the water of the Wei River, he loved it very much. So this time Youyou took the title of the Wei River. Please ask all the young masters to recite poems and lyrics."
"Okay." Zhou Dazi clapped his hands and chanted, "Ye Jia, Xiao Ke often travels to the shore of the Wei River. He has written some poems for a long time. Now he has given a poem to express his ugly words and asked Ye Jia to comment on it."
After saying that, he started to recite, "The autumn wind blows in the Wei River, and the fallen leaves fill the imperial capital. It is already thunder and cold to gather here."
"good!"
"Good poem!"
As soon as Zhou Da Talented finished singing, everyone cheered loudly. Ye Youyou also smiled with a pretty face, patted her hands gently and said, "Young Master Zhou is indeed a talented man, and the little girl admires it." After that, she looked at everyone and continued, "Are there any other young masters willing to write a poem for the little girl?"
"Cousin, why don't you show off?" Long Ziyue blinked at Xiao Tianci and said with a smile.
Xiao Tianci shook his head, "I don't want to go, I'm not interested. I'm afraid that I will scare them to death by writing a poem."
"Oh, it seems that Mr. Xiao is full of confidence?" Prince Jingchou, who was standing beside him, smiled gloomyly.
"So what?" Xiao Tianci would not give him face.
"Haha, boy, are you interested in comparing poetry with Senior Brother Jingchou?" The Senior Brother Mu from Tianchen Kingdom interjected.
"Yes, our senior brother Jingchou is not only very strong, but also the number one poet of our Divine Sword Sect. He is both civil and military. Do you dare to compete with Xiao Lao Er?" Another surnamed Chen shouted.
And Xiao Tianya was furious when he saw Long Ziyue and Xiao Tianci chatting and laughing. At this moment, he also stood up and said, "Xiao Tianci, just because of you, a destitute? You dare to speak out loud and advise you to get out early and not be embarrassed here."
"Haha." Xiao Tianci touched his nose, "It's okay to compete, but is it good? If there is no good, go whoever you love. I won't be with you."
"Okay, what benefits do you want? Let's talk about it." Prince Jingchou frowned and asked.
"Hey, doesn't Prince Jingchou like evil dogs? Then we will recite a poem later. The loser kneels at the door and learns the dog barking. How about it?" Xiao Tianci thought for a while and said with a smile.
Prince Jingchou looked at Xiao Tianci deeply. He didn't expect that this person would make such a bet. Could it be that he was confident? No, it was impossible. Prince Jingchou was still very confident in him, and the others also agreed.
"Senior brother has bet with him."
"Yes, senior brother is still afraid that he will not succeed with your strength?"
"Okay, I'll bet with you." Prince Jingchou was encouraged by everyone, and his mind became hot and he responded.
"That's true, but I still have a condition." Xiao Tianci continued.
"What conditions do you have?" Prince Jingchou said dissatisfied.
Xiao Tianci stood up and pointed at them and said loudly, "If you lose, all of you will be like barking me."
The conversation they had heard was heard by everyone in the lobby. Everyone looked at Xiao Tianci and the others, and some of the buzzing people even cheered and cheered.
Ye Youyou on the second floor also looked at Xiao Tianci and others with interest with her beautiful eyes. She didn't expect that this interesting thing would happen if these Ming people recited poems and wrote pairs on a whim.
Hearing Xiao Tianci's words, Prince Jingchou was slightly stunned and nodded, "Okay, I'll follow you. If we lose, all go learn to bark."
"Haha, then do you come first, or I come first?" Xiao Tianci stretched out his hand and signaled.
"I'll come first." Prince Jingchou stood up, raised his head proudly, and walked out in a very sexy way. While walking, he said, "The autumn wind is endless waves on the river, and the evening rain is a wine in the boat. The dried fish has lost its momentum for a long time, and the dry grass has been touched by the rain and dew. Don't ask me, Mount Li is like a deserted village. New plum trees are old and old, and the palace of immortality is locked in spring clouds."
"Good poems, really good poems."
"This man seems to be Prince Jingchou of the Divine Sword Sect? It turns out it was him, no wonder he could make such a good poem."
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"It's your turn." After Prince Jingchou finished drinking the poem, he returned to the table and looked at Xiao Tianci provocatively.
"Hey, are you okay? Senior Brother Jingchou's poem is more than the talented man in Zhou just now." Long Ziyue looked at Xiao Tianci with a tilted face and asked.
"Hmph! How can a man say no?" Xiao Tianci stood up, drank the strong wine in his hand in one gulp, and then said loudly:
The water of the Wei River comes from the sky, flows to the sea and never returns.
The mirror in the high hall is sad and the white hair is as white as black hair, and the evening turns into snow.
You must be happy when you are in a happy life, and don’t let the golden cup face the moon empty.
I was born with talent and would be useful, and I would come back after all my money was gone.
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After a poem was recited, the sounds were kept in the hall...
(Haha, this is the only chapter in the right way to recite poems and will not appear in the future.)
Chapter completed!