Chapter 1588 can't wait
"What's the matter? It's scary here in the middle of the night?"
I muttered secretly and comforted: "Grandpa Zhang, elk, don't be afraid. It's okay. I'm here for the end, and nothing can hurt you."
As I said that, I raised my cloak and walked straight to the door.
"Lu Li!"
The old hunter picked up a hunter's short knife in a bag of animals' skin from the bed and threw it over, saying, "Take it up, although most of those ghosts do not hurt people, they can make people sick or spread plagues. If you see the opportunity is not good, you will take action."
"Um."
I pulled out the short knife, then I took a hatchet from the side of the door, then came to the front of the door, and looked out from the gap between the wooden door, but I saw a black eyeball staring at me outside the door.
"Wow~~"
He was so scared that he took a few steps back, and then he looked closely. The other party was a white-clad female ghost, holding a wooden baby in her arms, and cried in front of the door: "My child is so hungry. Can he stutter? He doesn't eat steamed buns or rice, so he loves a bite of human blood essence, give him stutter, kind-hearted person, give him stutter..."
As she said that, she opened her dark mouth and spit out a long black tongue and licked the door god crazily at the door god who was sticking to the door. Unfortunately, these two door gods have been old and have been mottled for a long time. Even the door god's face can't be seen clearly, let alone guarding the house, and being licked by the female ghost in a mess.
I always held the hatchet and looked at the female ghost with a faint smile. Her spiritual energy was very weak, and she could blow away her only remaining soul in one breath. But it seemed... this was a woman who could not protect her child before she died. In fact, she was considered a pitiful person. Now she was driven to come here to scare people and will not die of sin.
...
"Brother, give me some food, let me take a bite of your arm..."
The female ghost in white was staring at me outside.
I smiled slightly, and the breath of the Ascension Realm was moving, and suddenly my eyes showed a golden luster. The natural qi from the world swayed and swayed and breeze. This gale was born to suppress ghosts. For a moment, the female ghost took a few steps back and left with a wooden baby as if she was flying, rushing and muttering: "I was wrong, I was wrong..."
"snort……"
I couldn't help but laugh. How dare I come out and scare people just by doing this?
However, at this moment, when I squinted my eyes and looked outside, there was a line of people walking on the path of the village between them. The four people in the front row had cinnabar talismans on their faces, and were playing the harsh suona. The back row was filled with ghost soldiers holding spears and charred faces. In the back, there was a black coffin carried by dozens of people, and above it was a sedan chair.
"Red and white?"
I frowned and smiled in my heart. The scenes that were only seen in the novels are now in front of me. Things in this wilderness village seem to have become more interesting.
He raised his head and looked at the distant mountains, where there were a wisp of annoying breath moving, and the top of the mountain was densely packed with lifeless troops.
...
"Every household, open the door immediately!"
Outside the door, a ghost was beating a gong, followed by an iron hooves passing by. Between the villages, ghost cavalry holding sharp blades and faces covered with fish-scale-corrosive spots, among which, a ghost general holding a blue sword, was very quiet, and said, "Everyone in this village, get out of the house immediately, otherwise, death will be welcomed by you!"
"Brother Lu Li."
Behind him, the old hunter held a longbow in his hand and frowned: "The ghosts that came this time are particularly different. In the past, they only disturbed the people, but this time there was an entire army. If they really couldn't do it, they could only fight hard. They just pity my elk, she is still young..."
As he said that, the old man stepped forward to grab my wrist, with anger in his slightly cloudy eyes, saying, "If the militia and hunters in Luli village really fight with them, I will cover you. You will run away with a deer on your back, the better. You are a ranger who travels around the world, with a quick tutorial, and you will definitely be able to get it out..."
"Big brother..."
The elk came forward, grabbed my hand and shook it hard: "We won't leave, let's not leave grandpa, okay? Please, big brother, don't leave grandpa..."
“No.”
I nodded and smiled: "No one will be left behind, don't worry."
"Oh, you..."
The old hunter sighed: "Young people love to act irritably, but no one can get rid of them, what should we do?"
“…”
I was speechless, and it was right to stand in their position to think about it. The only problem was that they didn't know that I was an Ascension Realm, and they didn't even know what Ascension Realm was.
...
In the village, more and more hunters walked out of the house and faced a whole army of undead. They had no choice but to go out of their homes and come to the flat square in the center of the village. There was an old banyan tree. Under the banyan tree was a lantern that was bright at night, and outside, there were ghosts carrying lanterns to illuminate.
But under the lantern light, these ghostly and terrifying faces scared many children to cry out loud, and then they were held in their arms by their parents, covering their mouths and noses, so that they could not make any sound.
The old hunter took me and I came to the square with the elk.
“Hahaha~~~”
In the distance, when the breeze blew, the sedan chair sitting on the coffin was blown open, revealing a charming face. Everything was revealed in the eyes of the Ascension Realm. It was a painted ghost. Although it looked at least nine points in appearance and could compete with Shen Mingxuan and Ruyi, its beautiful face was drawn, and the one worn in the skin was an old woman with holes full of holes.
The painted ghost lifted the curtain of the flower bridge and smiled and said, "Sir, there are not many people in this village. It seems that... it is not enough to collect much popularity, tsk tsk..."
"snort!"
The ghost general holding a long sword looked cold and said, "How much does it cost, don't delay the great affairs of lord."
"yes!"
The painted ghost smiled and jumped out of the sedan chair and landed in front of a young and strong militia. She was graceful and swaying. She sighed at the young man and said with a smile: "Give you a chance, would you like to marry me?"
The young man looked confused, not to mention that he was no longer awake, even if he was awake, he could not resist such confusion, and was dazzled for a moment and said, "I...I am willing..."
"Okay, then come with me."
The painted ghost retreated, and a pair of long red sleeves flew in front of him, turning into a blood-red ring, and laughed and said, "You put your head in and you can see our future."
The young man looked at it in a daze, saw the marriage of the church and the group of children in the ring, but he did not see the circle covered with bloody serrated teeth. As long as he stretched his head over, it would soon be the end of a person's head falling to the ground.
"etc!"
I suddenly raised my hand and smiled, "Since there is such a good thing, why bother to take advantage of this poor boy in the mountains?"
"oh?"
The painted ghost looked as beautiful as a flower. He turned around and looked at me. His eyes lit up and he smiled happily, saying, "This little brother looks handsome and handsome. If he can marry you as a wife, it will definitely be a beauty in his life."
"Okay, you're fine."
The painted ghost gently flicked his sleeves, and the young militia who had been fascinated by the fascination floated away and retreated.
"Brother Lu Li!"
The old hunter hurriedly grabbed my arm and said, "You... are you crazy? That ghost is clearly trying to harm people. Why do you still have to seek death by yourself?"
I smiled helplessly and said, "There is no way. I don't want to die. Do you want others to die?"
"Big brother..."
Milu'er hugged my arm: "That big sister... doesn't look like a good person. She wants to harm you. Big brother must not die..."
"It's fine."
I pulled out my hand, touched Milu'er's head, and smiled and said, "Just because of her little tricks, she still wants to kill me? Go dreaming..."
"Oh hehehehe~~~"
The painted ghost raised his head and chuckled, and was charming.
"Yo!"
Among the hunters, a woman said, "Isn't that a raider who lives in Old Man Zhang's house called Lu Li? Everyone hides, why did he still meet him? What kind of serious woman can the woman who gets married on the coffin be? No... I'm going there, I'm definitely going back with my life!"
"Young Mr. Lu Li!"
In the crowd, an old man with a cane walked up and said, "I am the village chief of this village, don't go to die... Since our village is in trouble, everyone should have the awareness of fighting to the death. How can you, a foreigner, die for us?"
"Don't worry, village chief."
I smiled slightly: "This beautiful girl is not only beautiful but also slim. She is the type I like. I have never suffered any hardships like me, who is traveling around the world? She sleeps in the open, fights wild animals, and is despised by her masters. These are common things. She has suffered all her life. Now there is a beautiful woman who is willing to marry me. Isn't she so sharp? "
"you……"
The old village chief looked angry and refused to fight.
...
"snort!"
Not far away, a group of ghost soldiers in front of him, a ghost general holding a blue sword snorted coldly and said with a smile: "The human race cannot resist the temptation of this red pink skeleton after all. Since they cannot see through it, they deserve to be slaves and servants for the rest of their lives."
"Um?"
I tilted my head and glanced at the ghost general, and smiled and said, "When I marry my beautiful kissing wife, I will beat you into a meat pie with one punch!"
"oh?"
The ghost general couldn't help laughing: "Since I'm so confident, I'll wait and see."
I walked straight forward, came to the painted ghost, squinted my eyes, and smiled, "What do you say next? Kiss my wife?"
“Hahaha~~~”
She smiled so delicately, her weak and boneless hands gently hooked my chin, then she retreated, her long sleeves flew, and condensed a circle that could confuse people's hearts. Inside the circle was the illusion she created, and outside the circle were serrated teeth that could be turned in at any time, covered with blood. It should have been a disaster not long ago.
"If you put your head in, I will let you see the gentlest side of Immortal."
"Okay!"
I immediately kicked my legs and stretched my neck to stretch my head in, then looked up and said, "Hurry up, behead me if you want to behead me. I'm very tired like this, hurry up and stick my head!"
"Are you looking for death?!"
The expression of the painted ghost instantly became extremely ferocious. The ring tightened rapidly, and the ring turned inward and began to spiral rapidly. The buzzing sound was very harsh.
"ah……"
Miluer and the children in the village were so scared that they covered their eyes and did not dare to open their eyes to see.
...
"Lingling ~~~"
Amid the rapid clash of gold and stones, a layer of golden ascension protection energy around my neck had long been plated with a layer of golden ascension protection energy. The serrated teeth fell on the energy and shattered one after another.
I stretched my neck and stared at her: "Come and hurt me, I can't wait!"
Chapter completed!