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143. Where is the latrine?

The southern border is very different from the Central Earth style. However, over the years, although it is located in a remote place, it still has communication with Central Earth. The fur, ore and other specialties produced in the southern Xinjiang area have always had a great reputation in the Central Plains, attracting many Central Earth merchants to trade. Over time, inns that were originally not available in southern Xinjiang have also appeared in the most lively towns under the influence of Central Earth merchants.

He Xu, Xiaobai and his five-member party are now in this inn, with a very good name called "Qilixiang Inn". It is said that it was originally called "Qilidong", but later it seemed that a chef with great skills was dug up, and the food was fragrant, so the name "Qilixiang" was changed.

But no matter what, when He Xu learned the name of this inn from Xiaobai, it brought back some memories of his previous life.

When you enter the inn, you can clearly see that the tables and chairs are very influenced by the Middle Earth culture. Not only will the boss be extremely fluent in Chinese, but even the guest is no exception. He Xu and Tian Ling'er, who have a headache listening to Miao language, feel very close.

"A few guests, do you want to eat? Our store also has clean rooms, the prices are the most reasonable and well-known."

He Xu nodded and said, "Leave us four...three clean houses, and we may stay for one night." He originally wanted to book four rooms, but looking at Liuwei and Shan'er's appearance, it seemed that they had achieved their goals, so he tentatively tried it. Sure enough, Xiaobai and the others did not express any objection after hearing this.

The guy smiled and nodded, then said, "Several guests, you probably haven't eaten yet, but do you want to order some food?"

He Xu's heart moved and looked at Xiaobai, "Well, ask this girl."

Xiaobai smiled slightly, and did not give in moderation, and said directly: "Do you have a 'earth-stupid oriole' here?"

The guy was stunned and couldn't help but look at Xiaobai more and said, "Miss, have you been to our southern Xinjiang? We naturally have this signature dish."

The little white smiled even more strongly on his face and said slowly: "Well, by the way, there are also 'three snake intestines', 'roasted bear's tail', 'roasted autumn leaves', 'five little insects', 'black heart nut'..."

She spoke calmly and had a bright look. She spoke slowly at the beginning. She said one dish at a time, but later she became faster and faster. The name of the dish was even more bizarre. It was incredible at first, and it was definitely not something that could be found in Middle Earth.

Liuwei, Shan'er was fine, but Tian Ling'er was dumbfounded when she heard it. Not only did the smile on the guy's face turn into an embarrassing expression of opening his mouth wide, but even the owner of the shop who was calculating the accounts in the distance couldn't help but come over.

After almost stating nearly thirty dishes in one breath, Xiaobai stopped to rest, turned to the boss and the guy and smiled, "Do you have these dishes here?"

The boss and the guy looked at each other, and after a while the boss laughed dryly, saying, "Miss, you are very knowledgeable. The many names of dishes you just mentioned are all famous dishes of southern Xinjiang specialties, but many of them are not easy to find. In addition to the earthy orchid, our store can only make black heart nuts and roasted bear tails. I'm very sorry."

The little white man couldn't help but look a little regretful, but then he smiled and said, "You can cook these three dishes first!"

The boss and the clerk quickly agreed and went busy. Xiaobai glanced at him, but saw Gui Lizheng looking at him, smiled and said, "It's been hundreds of years, and I don't know why, but I suddenly want to taste these flavors from that year. Seeing you along the way, you seem to be quite familiar with the customs and cultures here. Have you been here? Have you ever eaten these dishes?"

He Xu shook his head and smiled, "What are the words? They all seem to be in miscellaneous books. Just pretend to understand if you don't understand. Don't laugh at me."

Everyone laughed. But except for Tian Ling'er, Xiaobai and the other two laughed, and asked tacitly. Especially Shan'er, when she heard He Xu "it was seen in miscellaneous books", she almost subconsciously rolled her eyes and couldn't help but remember what she looked like when she first met him.

When she turned to look at Liuwei, she saw that he was looking at him as well. Both of them seemed to be thinking about each other and smiled. Thinking of all the past, they had a sweet feeling in their hearts. Under the table, the two of them were clasped together, and at this moment they were silent.

At this time, Tian Ling'er, who was very interested, suddenly asked: "Sister Xiaobai, I can probably guess the earthy orchid, but what is the black heart fruit?"

He Xu, Liuwei rolled his eyes when he heard this.

It is worth mentioning that among the five people present, the oldest, naturally, was led by Xiaobai. At least two thousand years of Taoism, which may be longer than the establishment of the Qingyun Sect. The second is Liuwei, and Shan'er. But Shan'er, who is basically the shallowest Taoism among the three foxes, has also been in Taoism for more than five hundred years, and has grown over four hundred years old!

But Tian Ling'er, who is the youngest and only twenty-two years old this year, is commensurate with Xiaobai's "sisters"! How can this not make He Xu and others feel very disappointed?

Only Xiaobai felt this title very well and smiled and said, "'Black Heart Fruit' is a unique fruit in southern Xinjiang. It looks green and has white and tender meat, but it is black inside. It is fried in a oil pan, and the taste is delicious." Tian Ling'er said "Oh" and said, "What's the roasted bear tail? Is it the tail of a black bear? I have heard of the bear paws and bear liver in the past, but I haven't heard of the bear tail that can be eaten?"

Xiaobai smiled and said, "This bear is not that bear. There is a unique beast called "Long-tailed bear" in southern Xinjiang. It is far smaller than the black and white bear we are familiar with, but its meat is delicious and far beyond their comparison. Especially a long tail is the essence. It is famous in southern Xinjiang!"

Tian Ling'er lowered her head, looking very serious, as if she was remembering these dishes. Speaking of which, since she followed He Xu, she has been determined to be a "good wife and mother". Whenever she gets a gap on her daily life, she will pinch her "Zhu Xian Little Headmaster" Zhang Xiaofan and teach her various dishes.

However, her cooking talent is really mediocre, even worse than He Xu, so what she cooks is hard to swallow. Poor He Xu also makes a "precious taste" every time she eats it, praising her "extraordinary" skills, but she often gets diarrhea behind her back. In a sense, it is already an extremely skillful thing to eat He Xu, who is a Taoist practitioner in Shangqingjing, to have a diarrhea, which is already an extremely skillful thing. Just in terms of this trick, it is not under the Ten Thousand Poison Valley.

Tian Ling'er seemed to have a strong conversation, and she pestered Xiaobai to ask about some dishes, and even asked in detail how to cook. Xiaobai seemed to have a very good impression of Tian Ling'er, and answered patiently one by one, whether he even glanced at He Xu's eyes, with a very "ambiguous" look in his eyes.

But when they talked about the cooking of the "Five Small Worms", such as scorpions, spiders, golden-lined snakes, they scared He Xu's souls! Fortunately, the boss and waiter enthusiastically brought the dishes, and He Xu quickly interrupted them and said, "Well... what, let's not talk about learning dishes. Are you hungry? Let's be while it's hot first, before... Well, by the way, boss! Where did this eel come from? We didn't order it before." He Xu asked while talking about a piece of meat put into his mouth.

The boss smiled and said, "It's so good for the guest to know that this 'five little insects' was one of the girls ordered before. I thought the shop could not get the five ingredients, but I thought the delivery guy was just right, so I bought it and cooked it and delivered it. But don't worry, this dish is delivered by the shop, please... Huh? Guest, what's wrong with you?"
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