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Chapter 384: Saliva

Chapter 384: Slothing

"Do you continue?" Fengyun asked angrily.

"Still continue?" Tang Hua admired him very much: "Fengyun, I always felt that I was shameless. I didn't expect that you were also a person who caused trouble. If you continue for a few more times, Polang must have incontinence. How old is the child that leaves a shadow on his future life? Wouldn't I feel guilty for several hours?"

"That……"

"After a while, the wolf will say that I was blown to hell, and then you get a bunch of garbage. This way he will have some balance in his mind."

"Then what if he wants to ask?"

"No, right? In this case, it's better to be confused. In short, you can't make trouble for yourself, right?" Tang Hua pointed his finger at the sky: "Brother, I'll leave first, take care of yourself!" The gods and demons hit him. Without any accident, Tang Hua, who was thin-skinned, turned into white light. He was imprisoned for two hours. After going out, he could finally bully others openly. From this point of view, he was still kind, after all, he felt guilty.

...

"Oriental eggplant?"

"Yes." Tang Hua was a little puzzled. This judge looked a bit beautiful today! Could it be that the reception level of suicide victims is relatively high?

"I'm the screw!"

Tang Hua immediately became alert: "What's the matter?"

"Didn't you think of anything good?"

"Since I entered the game, I have kept it in your hands many times, and I have a full understanding of your old man's morality and objective judgment." Tang Hua added after saying that: "By the way, is chatting with you counting as the time to detain you?"

"..." Shuosi said silently for a while: "I thought you only took advantage of a big advantage, but I didn't expect you to take advantage of a small advantage."

"Frugality is my traditional Chinese virtue. If you say this, be careful, I will complain that you discriminate against Chinese people. Of course, you are willing to use a few magical tools to compensate my injured heart, and it is not impossible to negotiate."

"I have interviewed so many people, you are the first to dare to blackmail the examiner."

"I have a full understanding of the procedures that restrict you." Tang Hua added: "You can't be biased because of my poor attitude, nor can you take care of others because of their good attitude."

"Then you should also know that this computer will not bribe others for benefits." Screw smiled and said, "If you don't mind the trouble, I personally accept your complaint. I will analyze whether I discriminate against the Chinese nation."

Tang Hua: "Don't circumvent the topic. Is it counting as detention time? If you don't count, don't delay me. This eggplant is several million per hour. Be careful to ask you for compensation."

"Yes, even if you are detaining time, I will make the decision on everything in the game." Screw said: "Now that you are getting to the point, have you ever thought about the future?"

"Please click directly."

"I've calculated that there is no suitable position for you among the positions I listed."

"Then are you looking for me?"

"The key is that ordinary positions are not yours. When you are a construction worker, I am afraid that you will be lazy and cause tofu. When you do some small business, I am worried that you will murder your peers' monopoly market. When you are a cleaner, I am afraid that you will use garbage to steal other businesses. Even if you throw you into prison, I am worried that you will become a prison guard soon... the only way is..." Screw took out a formal contract: "If there is no problem, sign it?"

"What!" Tang Hua took it and saw it and spitted blood: "The humanitarian destruction consent form, because he has harmed society and affected stability, he applied for humanitarian destruction. I hope you can approve it. I poke your screw to death."

"I'm helpless," explained Screw: "I can't kill you forcibly. I must obtain your consent when you are awake. As long as you sign, I promise to let you choose all the magical tools of the game and learn any skills at will. How about it?"

"You think I'm an idiot?"

"Then just this one." Screw took out another contract.

"No way?" Tang Hua said in surprise: "First Vice Chairman of the Federal Government? I heard that this first vice chairman is the only position that is directly appointed without elections."

Shuo Shu said silently: "I compromised."

"Wait, I'll ask for a short message."

"Can!"

"You won't peek, are you?"

"I'm not you."

Tang Hua began to contact Sun Ming, Nuomi, Huihuang and other friends...

"How is it?" asked Screw.

"Is there such a good thing? Going out for public expenses, traveling around the world on a daily basis. It can curb the rights of the first chairman and have a veto power... Do you give me this position?"

"In fact, the federal government is the only one human being at the moment. Because after all, everyone is too young and not mature enough." Screw asked: "If there is no problem, sign the contract."

"..." Tang Hua took the pen and thought for a long time and threw it away: "No sign."

This time, Screw asked in surprise: "Why?"

"I don't know. I have an unknown premonition anyway." Tang Hua waved: "If you don't have a better position, just send me to hell."

"The First Vice Chairman of the Federation? He has great power and has no substantial responsibility. He will be fully reimbursed for any public expenses if he wants to go."

"Brother, I don't want it because of such a good position." Tang Hua smiled: "I like challenging professions."

"I..." The screw was defeated: "Let's go... before you leave, you have another chance to regret it. I've passed this village but there is no store anymore?... Do you really don't think about it anymore?... First Vice Chairman? Think about it again?..."

Tang Hua shook his hair: "Brother is someone who has a pursuit, please send me to hell."

...

"Who said that to you?" Sun Ming angrily: "I didn't say it. This first vice chairman did have public expenses to reimburse his travel. But with your personality, he was hanged directly after three days."

"What does it mean?" Tang Hua asked.

"The supervisor of the Federal President and the First Vice Chairman are screws. The screws cannot directly interfere with the bad people, and humans must punish the bad people. But if the two chairman are bad people, it belongs to his management. And his conversations, actions, and even the breath of sex are completely monitored. As long as you do something extraordinary, people have the right to kill you by endangering the federal security."

"Damn! This kid said it wasn't me, so he wouldn't peek at my news. Not only did he read it, but he also changed it."

"Will you peek at other people's text messages?"

"Won't."

"Then he is not you, he will peek at other people's text messages and change the messages. Because everything in the game is his final say." Sun Ming broke his sweat: "Fortunately, you are determined to do something private, otherwise you will be using public funds to do something private, and others will be considered as invading public funds. Everyone knows that being the two chairman has great power but no human rights."

"Die Screw wants to be sting me... I suspect he is eavesdropping on our conversation now." Tang Hua looked around and said, "This guy is so singular."

"Now, high-end professions are still screw-controlled. Remember to avoid this when signing any contract. I believe your ability. As long as you are not the crowd directly monitored by screws, your life will definitely be good."

"Yeah!"

"By the way!" Sun Ming took out the newly published special issue: "Sha Polang Xuanhong chased you, and used one hundred gold pieces to acquire your real name, address, age, height and other data."

"Did you sell it?"

"I'm discussing with him a thousand gold coins."

"Damn, I'm going to do it so quickly." Tang Hua angrily: "I'm half of it, I want to sell myself. You are the standard behavior of using power for personal gain... Ask him, do you want a realistic photo? Take a group photo by one hundred gold per head, and 3,000 yuan per single shadow, and the price can be negotiated. Real person pk, this eggplant has the help of the police uncle, and dare to punch me, and directly sue you for robbing and being molested."

"Nobody said that it was an attempted forced X. I am a witness, and I am three and seven in the civil compensation part."

"Well, Huihuang is a forensic doctor, let him help me identify it at that time. Also, Mo Jing is a policeman, Nuomi is a senior judge..." Tang Huale said: "How do he want to die?"

...

Sha Polang felt very failed... I originally wanted to use real-life information to intimidate Tang Hua, but I didn't expect that the best friend directly sold the news and didn't take him seriously at all. It was too much!

Mo Jing handed Sha Polang a bottle of green tea with sympathy: "Why do you always mess with eggplant? Then again, can you blame someone for eggplant this time?"

"He cheated." Sha Polang added: "Hmph!"

"Didn't you cheat with him?" Mo Jing despised Jia Education: "Are you qualified to talk about others? They cheat at least thoroughly. It's like taking an exam. Which student has no experience in cheating? But if you want to take a political book to the Chinese language exam room, you are not professional."

"But I feel uncomfortable, I never beat him once, and he bullied me every time."

"Bullying once is called accidental, bullying countless times...it only means that there is a big gap between you." Mo Jing said: "I just received the news and didn't even deceive him with the screws. You should give up."

"Ah! Let's say the screws and the screws arrive." Sha Polang was shocked: "The screws notify me of the interview tomorrow."

"Really?" Mo Jing asked happily: "What profession are you interviewing?"

“Customs Anti-smuggling.”

Mo Jing asked curiously: "What did you do?"

"...Sit home!" Sha Polang Khan.

"Ah! Are you actually a writer?" Mo Jing asked admiringly: "What kind of creation is usually done?"

"Generally... it is for TVs, computers, instant noodles, etc."

"It's amazing. It turns out that it's still realistic. It's hard to write about reality, so it requires a lot of life material."

"It's just a fun thing." Sha Polang was ashamed.

...

The East China Sea brings beauty to chase the wolf, the sky is blue and the sea is blue, and life is a great pleasure.

"You underestimate the screws too much. I guess those two contracts I give you are just a test." Shuangwu said: "I think you have a 90% chance of yours already, and they have arranged it."

"Wife, don't let my heart go." Tang Hualei threw the whip and took the medicine as a snack, and his experience jumped automatically.

"I only know that smart computers serve the people. Whether it is all or one person, screws are treated fairly." Shuangwu sighed when she said this.

"No news about your interview yet?"

"No!" Shuang Wu sighed again. The scholar, seeking defeat with one sword and Haoran already have his own position, and they are all personnel of the management class.

"It's okay, I'll support you, my wife."

"I don't want it. What I need is not money, but work. Do you understand? But I don't want to do physical labor."

"Don't worry, even if you are a physical laborer, I will turn your husband into a mental laborer."

"My husband is so nice." Shuang Wu leaned against Tang Hua's back and murmured: "There are four months left."

"Ah!" Tang Hua said: "So, the event will start again every two months?"
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