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"Damn! Double swords. What kind of bird game?" A young man looked at the TV news unhappily: "Is it because one person takes two swords to see who can cut faster? Why don't we in China bring voting?"

At this time, I heard someone shouting downstairs: "Tang Hua, let's go parade together."

Tang Hua stretched out his head and saw that it was his childhood friend, classmate and colleague, and best friend Sun Ming. "What can I do if I can travel?"

Sun Ming shouted: "Protesting on playing foolish swords, we want to play magic and sword."

"Bored...you go by yourself!"

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"Xiaohua..."

"Mom, call me Tang Hua, otherwise people will easily misunderstand their gender."

"Oh... Son, you are leaving tomorrow, why are you still so kind? Now it's not like going out before, now it's possible... you can never see it again... It's all because of the ancestors. I can't pay it back after three generations, so I can't pay it back." Old lady Tang said with tears of sadness.

"I understand, mom, you always take good care of yourself. I'm fine."

"Well, mom knows. Mom heard that this game can earn local money from M planet. So..." Tang's mother took out the notebook and came out: "Mom teaches you how to play games and play games well."

“…”

"You don't know. Before you were pregnant with you, your mother was a hunter in the game world. At that time, my mother liked to use archers the most. That is, I met your father in the game... Besides, in the past few hundred years, which one of our Tang family has not been a game expert, your grandpa, grandma, Zeng, Grandma Zeng, who didn't go crazy in games when he was young. So my mother spent one night collecting the essence of the game at all stages of the Tang family, from mages, priests, assassins, warriors... to knights."

“…”

"According to your mother's analysis, I use the sword with both hands, and should focus on physical attacks, such as whirlwind slashing, savage impact and other skills..."

“…”

"The game has been implemented long ago, so you cannot pursue the flexibility of the two swords, but you must first practice the flexibility of one hand. In addition, auxiliary skills are very important, such as defense enhancement, attack enhancement, and armor-breaking techniques..."

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Sleepless overnight, almost the same in the whole Chinese region. Parents of veteran players are desperately instilling their children with the idea of ​​how to play games. For example, how to form a team, what should you take care of as a team leader, what should you do, how to allocate equipment. How to manage guilds, and when brushing bosses, they usually lose equipment, but it takes too long, so it is better to brush small soldiers and other efficiency. What? Do you don’t know what a small soldier is? A small soldier is a monster that you can kill by yourself... Sale things, ask others to bring the price, and sometimes there is a very high price of 250... You have to buy things with friends to lower the price, and kill if you don’t sell them, and kill them once...

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After saying goodbye with tears in the sky, everyone began to board the ship. Tang Hua's spaceship number was 18,000, and his own number was passenger No. 180999990. The robot waiter led Tang Hua to his own world. The world was very small, only 4 square meters, and there were no items except the game cabin.

Tang Hua is not a rookie, and knows what it means. Many years ago, the whole world was in trouble with a food crisis, so people invented a full three-dimensional and complete simulation game cabin. Inside, your body can enter a hibernation state. Since you are hibernating, you can not eat, drink, pull or sprinkle, which not only reduces carbon dioxide emissions, but also saves food, water resources, etc.

The general meaning is that I probably spent this trip here.

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Spaceship Broadcast: Now the spaceship is about to leave the earth. Please let us take a look at our hometown, the most beautiful planet in the universe - the earth. The yellow sky, the black sea, and the volcanoes erupting everywhere... Another: In an hour, everyone will enter the game cabin. This spaceship does not have a restaurant bathroom. If you don’t want to be starved or suffocated to death, it’s best to do what I said. Thank you, your most respected smart computer - Screw, wish you good night.

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Hibernation time is up and the game begins...

As usual, before entering the game, you have to talk nonsense with the system first.

The object of Tang Hua's nonsense is a girl in a comic. Tang Hua knows this girl and is the most popular comic protagonist last year. Since she is not a comic fan, she forgot her name. However, Tang Hua knew her catchphrase. As long as she meets a bad guy, she will say first: I will destroy you on behalf of the Galaxy.

Tang Hua doesn't like this person, no one likes to be represented.

"Name." asked the beautiful girl.

"Tang Hua."

"Game name."

"Hunjianglong!"

"The name is of a gangster nature, and it is rejected."

"People are floating in the world."

‘Ka’ so-called thunderbolt and a sword, a lightning bolt hit Tang Hua. The beautiful girl tidied her eyebrows in the mirror: “Please don’t let me repeat what I said.”

Tang Hua pulled his fist with both hands and burst into anger... Sorry, he was electrocuted.

The fact is that Tang Hua was on the ground, holding the table with a weak energy: "I want to sue you."

"I'm going to sue you, my name is confirmed."

"No, no!" Tang Hua jumped up quickly, how could he call this name?

"Call no, no? Enter the 20-second countdown."

"I fuck you... it's not right! I think... I don't ask me to think, you have to give me time, it took my mother a month to think of me..."

"8 seconds, 7 seconds..."

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, so I looked up at the bright moon, and thought of my hometown... The wheat and the wheat, the sun was noon... I don't want ancient poems... I want the name..."

"Time is here."

"Ah!" At this moment, Tang Hua's head went blank. Time has come? What's her name? Didn't she say it? Did she just take her last sentence as her name? What was the last sentence? It seemed: It took another month. Ahh! Tang Hua immediately had the urge to commit suicide.

"Didn't choose well? Continue to count for 20 seconds. 20, 19..."

Tang Hua's face was very dark, he was fooled and was fooled by a monkey. Fortunately, he still has time to choose a name after all.

"The flowers have withered, be careful I will shoot you..." The beautiful girl's face was also very dark. It took her 40 seconds to think of a name.

Tang Hua felt very annoyed, but more of it was wronged. There was no way. Tang Hua adhered to the traditional virtues of China for thousands of years. He always endured the principle that if you can tolerate it, it would be better to do less than more. Of course, this does not mean that Tang Hua was cowardly, but that he... shrewd. When your opponent is so strong that you can't defeat him even if you can't become friends with him, it's best not to become enemies.
Chapter completed!