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the wedge (written to play)

I'm showing off and don't pretend.

I am not from this world, so there is no need to care... I'm sorry, I'm going to visit.

The correct statement should be: I am not an indigenous person in this world, but a time traveler.

In our online literature circle, time travel is usually pushed to wormholes, and of course, some are pushed to aliens. Anyway, we will never admit that there is a time traveler training base.

Next, I will give a simple summary of time travel so that you can have a relatively concise understanding of time travel:

First of all, the form of time travel is generally simple, and can basically be classified into two categories, one is soul penetration and the other is body wearing. However, the situation of wearing is less and less, mainly because the people in the time traveler training base have considered the reasons why wearing is likely to carry viruses.

In fact, methods of traveling include but are not limited to shit, crashing a car, jumping off a cliff, falling into the water, etc. Even if you have to force yourself to the gods, it is okay. Anyway, the gods (authors) will not stand up to refute you.

When I was working in the Time Traveler Training Center, I had arranged several time travel sessions with my own hands.

What’s more annoying now is that I have become the time traveler you mentioned.

As a cultured online literature writer, I know very well what it is about time traveling through this thing - two quantums in different dimensions of time and space collapsed and entangled due to some uncertain reason, so the soul pierced.

As for why quantums in different dimensions of time and space are entangled, that is a problem that scientists should study. Anyway, with my IQ of about 85, I must not understand such a profound problem.

Oh, you ask me how I discovered that I traveled through time?

How simple. Suppose you, like me, find that the original camouflage uniform on you have become a ragged and dirty rag strip, the military boots under your feet completely disappeared, the originally muscular arms are as thin as numb rods, and the angular and handsome face has become the same as another child you never know. Apart from a broken bowl, you don’t even have a dog-beating stick. I believe you can realize like me that you have traveled through time, and that you have traveled through time and become a beggar.

This is a very annoying thing - you see, some traveling through time to become emperors, some traveling through time to become princes, and some traveling through time to become stupid sons of landlords. No matter how bad it is, they can travel through time to become a son-in-law. Why is it my turn to travel through time to become a little beggar?

Of course, there is nothing wrong with traveling through time to become a little beggar, because traveling through time to become a beggar also means infinite possibilities in the future.

I have already said just now that I have traveled through time and became a beggar, penniless and a broken bowl on my hand, which really looks quite miserable.

But what if my surname is Zhu? Then I just need to find a temple to be a monk, and then when I am 24 years old, someone slandered me as a thief, and then find a boss who is willing to marry my daughter to me. After the boss dies, I can reach the peak of my life step by step.

Unfortunately, my surname is not Zhu.

But this does not affect my desire to rebel.

As we all know, I was once a well-known online writer before traveling through time.

Although I often delay more and like hydrology, and basically useless except handsome, it should be noted that this does not affect the fact that I am an online writer - this means that I am much more knowledgeable than ordinary people.

Don't doubt that the images of online writers who you think are ungrateful, sloppy, dull and pale-faced are actually wrong, because most of them are programmers like that, and we online writers are basically young, handsome and handsome. More importantly, we are all very knowledgeable and talented.

Who would have seriously studied the five-volume secret technique of killing dragons? Our online writers will.

Who is the average person who is proficient in the local method to refine all things and learn the militia manual? Our online writers will.

Who can study things like Black Dragon Eighteen Hands? We online writers will.

Who would study techniques such as gold-making? Our online writers will.

We are so knowledgeable.

I want to believe that I, who is so knowledgeable and talented, can launch a vigorous rebellion in any dynasty.

The only question now is, before I set off a vigorous rebellion movement, how can I fill my rebellious stomach?
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