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Chapter 1 I, flip the table(1/2)

"I pay homage to Sun, the imperial censor: now that the Jin people are seizing the opportunity to destroy the Liao Dynasty, they are moving southward, and it is really difficult to resist them. Now that the Jin soldiers are less than a hundred miles away from the city, I think that peace negotiation should be the priority at this time."

On the Golden Zhilong Chair, Zhao Huan, whose soul had changed into a different person, had blurry eyes. He seemed to be looking at Sun Zhan and the ministers who were nodding in agreement, but in fact, he was looking at the extremely gloomy sky outside the Zichen Palace.

Ever since he traveled through time, Zhao Huan has been thinking about a question: What is the grudge between himself and God?

In my previous life, it was okay to let myself travel through time and become the unlucky guy named Emperor Chongzhen. I finally made a comeback all my life, but after I died, I actually time-traveled again, and let myself time-travel to become the unlucky guy Zhao Huan?

Zhao Huan, male, born on May 23, 1100, 26 years old, occupation: the last emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, and the second of the three auspicious treasures of the Zhao family, era name: Jingkang, reign: 2 years, death time:

June 29, 1156, temple name: Qinzong, posthumous title: Emperor Gongwen, Shunde, Renxiao.

Qin means respect. Internal and external regulations are used to call it Qin, but it is not enough to call it Qin.

Who are you honoring? Who are you using it for? And why is it so inadequate?

When he thought of this, Zhao Traverser Huan, who was sitting on the dragon throne, couldn't help but sighed secretly - handing over to the country is considered a tribute? Expanding the borrowing (searching) of gold and silver in Bianjing City can be regarded as internal and external

Save money?

What makes Zhao Huan even more unhappy is that today happens to be the fourth day of the first month of the first year of Jingkang. Wanyan Zongwang has already brought 70,000 cavalry and smoke billowing to kill him, and he is about to reach Bianjing City!

When he first traveled through time, Zhao Huan was not nervous at all.

Although I was just a street writer who was transferred from a programmer in my previous life, I had been the arbitrary emperor of Qiankun for decades in my previous life. Even if I knew that the Great Jin Kingdom at this time was a real Jurchen, I would be dissatisfied.

Although he was absolutely invincible, Zhao Huan still did not panic.

Unlike the Ming Dynasty, which was so poor that only its bones were left, the Song Dynasty at this time wanted money and people. If they really wanted to fight with the surname Wan, who would suffer the loss?

However, as Mr. Xunfei said, ideals are very full, but reality is very skinny.

The harsh reality slapped Zhao Huan hard on the face——

On the first day after time travel, the fools in the court took the lanterns brought to the palace by the people and said that they were presented to them by the people to celebrate the Lantern Festival. They could not live up to the good intentions of the people, and there was still a chance of a comeback.

There were many, so Zhao Huan chose Xiaona.

The day after the time travel, which was the third day of the first lunar month of the first year of Jingkang, Zhao Huan planned to lead the imperial army to ambush the man named Wan in line with the spirit of the flat-headed brother who took matters into his own hands and refused to obey.

However, Zhao Jixiang, the great treasure of the emperor, took the only 20 million yuan in the treasury and ran away with his confidants Cai Jing, Gao Qiu and others. Even the 200,000 forbidden troops in Bianjing City were taken to Bozhou.

Burn incense...

At the same time, King Zhao Si of Yue came out to express his opposition to his personal conquest. Fifty-six officials, including the Minister of Works and the Minister of Personnel, even hung up their official seals and fled...

On the third day after the time travel, he was slapped several times on the face. In addition, Jin Bing had already crossed the river. Zhao Huan, who finally got serious, decided to hold a meeting to unify his opinions. Everyone worked together to do what he wanted.

Not flattering?

However, due to the holiday, all the officials in the court, large and small, chose to go home on vacation, and no one went to court at all...

Yes, you read that right, the Song Dynasty had as many as 124 days of legal holidays, which was 7 days more than the later Chinese dynasties——

Even though the Jin soldiers had crossed the Yellow River and were about to arrive at Bianjing City, the officials of the Song Dynasty still took the holidays when they should and visited the brothels when they should. They didn't miss a single day of the holiday.

Zhao Huan, who only had a bunch of pig teammates, could only give up the plan of facing him head-on. Then on the fourth day after crossing, he asked the Privy Council to arrange for men to burn down the pontoon bridge. At the same time, he set up an ambush near the Yellow River and waited for the Jin soldiers to cross the river and attack them halfway.

——

Wanyan Zongwang led as many as 70,000 cavalrymen. In addition to the 50,000 sign troops, there were 7,000 iron pagodas among the remaining two foreign armies. The Jin soldiers did not have big ships, so they wanted to rely on them.

Crossing the river in a small boat can take several days at the earliest.

In history, Wanyan Zongwang led his troops across the river using small boats. Each small boat could hold several people. It took five days for the cavalry to complete the crossing. Moreover, after crossing the river, there was so much chaos that even the most basic troops

There is no way to maintain the formation.

If the cavalry is just crossing but the infantry is not gathered, and they attack half way across, even if they can't kill Wan Yan Zongwang completely, they can at least inflict injuries on Wan Yan.

But as Mr. Shenfei said, you never know how many pig teammates you have -

That idiot Liang Fangping who was sent by the Privy Council did burn the bridge, but he ran away after burning the bridge! He ran away!

Wanyan Zongwang even ridiculed him: There is no one in the Southern Dynasty. If only one or two thousand people calm the river, how can we cross it?

The best opportunity for a comeback was wasted in this way, laying a solid foundation for the Jingkang Shame that will be staged next year, the only national subjugation event marked by shame in history:

Because Bianjing City was not captured by the Jin soldiers at all, but was surrendered by the emperor and his ministers in a concerted effort. As a result, more than 14,000 people including Huizong, Qinzong, the royal family, royal family, nobles, close ministers, and various craftsmen were taken captive to the Jin Kingdom.

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Because Zhao and Song had to collect military expenses to compensate the Jin soldiers, and the money in the treasury was taken away and squandered by Zhao Ji, so when negotiating peace later, in addition to plundering Bianjing City, the poor and crazy Song Dynasty court also

The emperor's concubine, the princess, and the noble ladies all packed up and gave them to the Jin people to pay off their debts.

The specific price is, each of the Emperor Ji and the Princess is priced at one thousand gold ingots, the Zong Ji is priced at 500 gold ingots per person, the Clan Princess is priced at 200 gold ingots per person, the Clan Wife is priced at 500 gold ingots per person, the Clan Wife is priced at 200 gold ingots per person, and the noble relatives are

One hundred silver coins per woman.

And then he really asked the imperial court to get it together!

"He returned to Shuomo and fought in the army for several generations. In terms of merit and fame, he is almost the same as Wei Huo."

Abandoning a mere group of women, using women's dignity and lives to exchange for peace under the crotch of Jin Bing, the men of the whole country are protected by women's skirts, which really echoes Mrs. Huarui's words: "One hundred and forty thousand people were all disarmed, and there was not a single one."

It’s a man!”

At this time, in Bianjing City, the officials were still singing, dancing, and occasionally having a barbecue. Even the common people were doing what they were supposed to do, and the business of the brothel and Chuguan was still booming.

These people had no idea that after the Jingkang Disgrace, Wanyan Gou, who ran away overnight, called Hangzhou Bianzhou. The ancestral graves of the Zhao and Song royal families outside Bianjing were dug up by the Jin soldiers, and the corpses were thrown on the ground by the Jin soldiers.

Wan Yangou, who was furious because of this, was just about to get angry, but Yue Fei shouted a slogan to welcome back the Second Saint.

In order to keep the throne, Wan Yangou simply killed Yue Fei again, leaving Qin Hui, who had been kneeling for hundreds of years to stand up, to go and negotiate peace with Jin Bing's father.

Therefore, the Han Dynasty had the Yellow Turban Disaster, the Jin Dynasty had the Eight Kings Rebellion, the Tang Dynasty had the Anshi Rebellion, and the Ming Dynasty had the Jiashen National Disaster, but only the Song Dynasty had the shame of Jingkang!

What a love affair this is!

"I ask the officials to think twice."

It was cadenced, sonorous and powerful, but in fact it was a voice that hinted at his quick surrender, and finally woke up Zhao Huan who was in a trance.

Think twice about how to surrender? Or think twice about how to kneel down to feel more comfortable? Or consider whether it is cheap or expensive to sell an emperor for a thousand ingots of gold?

I originally thought that the officials in the Song Dynasty would be better than those hot chicks in the late Ming Dynasty, but now it seems that they are basically as black as crows in the world.

"What do Li Shaozai think?"

Zhao Huan did not answer Sun Zhan directly, but turned his attention to Li Bangyan, who was handsome, forthright and graceful. There was no trace of joy or anger on his face, and there was no fluctuation in his voice.

However, this attitude that showed neither joy nor anger made Li Bangyan feel a little uneasy——

During his time in power, he had made no achievements and was only good at flattery and flattery. Li Bangyan, known as the prodigal prime minister in the world, was able to be ranked as the young prime minister (right prime minister) because of his ability to observe words and emotions!

But now nothing can be seen on the official's face, and there is no change in his tone, but what words should he look at? What color should he look at?

After thinking for a long time and thinking about the past attitude of the official family, Li Bangyan bowed and said: "Back to the official family, the Jin soldiers took advantage of the power of destroying the Liao Dynasty and divided their troops to go south. The power is unstoppable.

Therefore, I think that although Sun Yushi's words are inappropriate, for the sake of the great Song Dynasty and the plan of all the people in the world, I think it is better to negotiate peace for the time being and give him more coins and make arrangements later.

That’s it.”

The corners of Zhao Huan's mouth twitched unconsciously.

The emperors of Dameng are very strange. Some like to lead troops to cause chaos, some like to fight crickets, some like to cultivate immortals, some like to take drugs and play with women, and some even like to be carpenters.

The officials of the Ming Dynasty were also very screwed up. Some complained that the water was too cold, some acted as guides, and some were friends of the Qing Dynasty who were more loyal than death.

But no matter what, no fucker would dare to nakedly persuade the emperor to surrender in the court.

How dare these cowardly cowards dare to openly persuade the emperor to surrender, cede territory, and pay compensation in the court, even though they still have plenty of chances to make a comeback?

Are these people born with calcium deficiency? Or do they have water in their brains?

"According to your wishes, I should surrender early and hand over these thousands of miles of mountains and rivers. In this way, I can still retain my position as a faint prince. If I fight to the end, I am afraid that due to the combination of wars and disasters, the people will inevitably be displaced and the lives will be ruined.

Bitter, or not?”

The tone was full of ridicule, but there was no joy or anger on Zhao Huan's face.

He stood up from the dragon chair and took two steps forward. Then he glanced at the ministers in the palace, and Zhao Huan raised an imperceptible sneer at the corner of his mouth.

"The words of Sun Yushi and Li Xiang are really like Hong Zhong Da Lu, deafening and enlightening! If I don't surrender, I'm afraid I will be ashamed of the Jin Dynasty, the Jurchens, even the ancestors, and the heaven and the earth! I am really ashamed.

You should be dismissed immediately!"

"If the officials calm down, I will wait for death."

No matter how stupid you are, you can tell that something is wrong in Zhao Huan's words.

For the peace advocates such as Li Bangyan and Sun Zhan who were determined to follow the Taoist Emperor Zhao Ji, Zhao Huan's words were like a bolt from the blue. For the war leaders such as Li Gang, Zhao Huan's words

The words are no different from the sounds of nature——

Although I don’t know if Zhao Huan’s change this time was a temporary fit or a real cure for his rickets, it’s better to be hard than to be soft all the time.

Overjoyed, Li Gang was about to leave work to impeach Sun and Li, but a chamberlain hurriedly walked from the side of the hall to Zhao Huan, and bowed in a low voice: "Guan family, the emperor's car has arrived in Bozhou, the Queen Mother's

The car is also ready."

As soon as the chamberlain finished speaking, the expressions of the ministers in the palace changed again and again.

A touch of joy flashed across the faces of Li Bangyan, Sun Zhan and others, but the faces of Li Gang and other main combatants turned ashen.
To be continued...
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