Few seedlings! The demon dragon is really amazing, and it actually hides such a killer move. Now it’s my turn, I’ll tell you a more connotational joke. I hope you can adapt and let me pass it once!!

Queen Qingshui: Hehe, water gun seedlings, start quickly, whether you can pass depends on how connotation your joke is!!

Shaofu Miao: Well, I believe you all can understand my Ran Han joke in an instant. One wolf, one wealthy and one died at the same time. They all want to go to heaven.

God told them that they must withstand the test on the road to passing heaven and change their bad habits before they can enter heaven. Otherwise, they can only go to hell. Three people set out to walk towards heaven. Suddenly, there was a group of beauties on the side of the road. The wolf walking in front could not help but rush over to touch him, but fell into hell. The other two continued to move forward, and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, and a thick stack of banknotes could be seen. Cai Mi bent over to pick it up. When he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered the miserable situation after the wolf fell into hell, so he resisted his greed, stood up and walked the remaining distance alone and ascended to heaven...

Ershe: I'm sorry, this joke is really connotative, haha!!

Little Demon: Pu Shao Fu, I'm really full of vigor. I actually understand your joke............

Queen Qingshui: Tsk, the water gun seedling is really good. If they have no objection to this, you will pass it!!

Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng: They are all strong people, the appraisal has been completed!!

Moling Feixue: If everyone has no problem, then it’s me next. Well, let’s have a poem!

Withered vines, old trees, crows, small bridges, flowing water, and thin horses in the ancient roads.

The sun sets, and the heartbroken person is at the end of the world.

Crying hurts, uncle, dumb pressure, small orifices, running water, tinkering, tiny, fine slits, are you thin?

Sucking the yang under the knee, the heartbroken person, and then tiǎn.

Taohuā Swordsman:〖I〗Da, Chen Lin’s poem is so powerful, I admire you!!

Demon Dragon: Chen Lin’s poem is both vivid and vivid, it’s really awesome!!

Fisherman's Song:...

Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng: What a master!!!

Ershe: Hehe, I don’t have Chen Lin’s talent, so I can only rhyme!!

Last night, I was drunk and hugged my sister-in-law and slept with my family, which made my family blame me.

My father-in-law said: How can you get drunk with two bottles of beer? It is obvious that your mind is wrong!

My mother-in-law said: Fortunately, it’s a family, if someone else wants to charge!

My wife said: My service is very good, will you be tired if you sleep with a little sister?

My brother-in-law said: It’s wrong for me to sleep with my younger sister. It’s all alcohol that makes me drunk! Everyone is correcting me, so I won’t sleep with my younger sister in the future!

The younger sister said: Are you tired and you only care about your own matchmaking, what is your experience of understanding the younger girl?

I heard your chuáng sound every night, which made me unable to fall asleep all night. It was my brother-in-law who understood me and tasted the first time.

Unfortunately, the night was short and many postures were not in place. If I don’t give birth to a child, I won’t let the resources be scattered.

Please stop blaming yourself. You have good fortune and no sin. Family harmony is the first priority, and build a new civilized society together!

Queen Qingshui: Damn, Ershe is so awesome, it’s really rhyme!!

Fisherman's Song: Okay, I can't escape anyway, so I'll say, I hope you don't be too harsh! But one day, Wang Yun invited Liu Bei to his house to drink. During the meal, Wang Yun's daughter Zhao Chan was responsible for pouring wine. Liu Bei and Zhao Chan both flirted with each other. Before leaving, Zhao Chan knocked on Liu Bei's head three times, and then walked behind his back. At the third evening that night, Liu Bei entered through the back door of Wang Yun's house, and the front door of Zhao Chan's room opened automatically. Liu Bei walked in and saw two doors.

On one hand, it was written with his marriage and on the other hand, it was written with unmarried. Liu Bei walked in through the unmarried door. Not long after, there were two doors at the end of the corridor, which were written with experience and inexperienced. Liu Bei continued to move forward from the inexperienced door. As he walked, he came to the end of the corridor, and there were two doors. It said that it was more than ten centimeters and less than ten centimeters. Liu Bei opened the door below ten centimeters and walked to the road outside.

...,

As soon as the short story of Fisherman's Song came out, everyone in the group laughed. There is no doubt that it was unanimously approved!

Piaotianwen.com wrote a more interesting dirty joke, but no one was embarrassed by her, and she passed the test. In the end, only the most fierce Queen Qingshui was left.

Queen Qingshui: Haha, you’ve finished talking about it? Then I’ll tell you about it by a lady’s year-end summary!

The past year has been an extraordinary year. With the huge weakness of China's "severe crackdown" on the emotional industry and the huge weakness of the emotional economy, my career has encountered unprecedented challenges. However, under the strong leadership of the hair salon owner and mommy, I carried forward the "three no" spirit of "unfatigue, unwilling to fall behind, and not afraid of sacrifice", held high the banner of "three accompanying", overcame the adverse factors brought about by the "severe crackdown", attracted 1,685 customers throughout the year, and achieved a profit of 254,100 yuan, an increase of 15% over the same period last year, far higher than the growth rate of GDP of 7.6% during the same period, ranking first in this industry, and won the annual "Golden Rooster" Award.

Looking back on the experiences in the past year, I mainly did the following work: 1. Strengthen political and ideological learning and deeply understand the important idea of ​​"Three Bad Bitches". Comrade Hua, the owner of the hair salon, talked loudly after drinking, and put forward the glorious theory of "Three Bad Bitches" that "Miss represents the physical needs of the vast majority of wealthy people, the Miss represents the development requirements of the entertainment industry, and the Miss represents the vital interests of the boss and mommy." No matter where I go, I always learn and understand the ideological connotation of "Three Bad Bitches", and combine it with actual work. Yin Min Daily also reported in the middle of the crack that I learned "Three Bad Bitches,...

2 Implement price tactics and preferential treatment to customers. Due to the fierce competition in the local entertainment industry, local leisure centers and beauty salons,

The lady in the foot washing house fought a "price war" originally charged 300 yuan at a time, but later it was reduced to 100 yuan.

Yuan. I was the first to implement discounts nationwide, issue VIP cards, and implement 20% off for regular customers. Anyone visiting me more than five times provides free service. This promotional method of price reduction and discount has achieved amazing results. Other laid-off women are missing, but I am busy and have a prosperous business. A large number of laid-off workers, construction workers, even big-box carts and gas loaders who were unable to consume before have become my customers.

3. Increased market development efforts. I changed the past passive "sitting on the stage and waiting for customers to come to the door" to actively "go out and bring in" to respond to the great call of "big butt development" of the hair salon, and used the "body to set up the stage and money to perform" to distribute promotional leaflets on the road for a total of 155 guests in the past year.

The name accounts for about 10% of the total number of customers. I also shouted the slogan of "Body Development" into the university campus. Over the past year, it has attracted 5 university professors and 20 graduate students, 45 undergraduate and junior college students. In addition, "develop new customers and stabilize old customers" is my work principle. Last year, a total of 455 civil servants and 212 policemen became my clients.

4. Adhere to advanced "xing" education, practice technical skills and improve your own business capabilities.

In the past year, I participated in the short training class of "Import and Export Practice", and successively became famous masters in the national musical instruments "Xiao", "Hitstick", "Small Trumpet, and other famous masters. My work ability has been greatly improved. Customers praised me for being honest and having the first-class work! I also boldly carried out technological innovations, such as: reforming "old man pushing cart" to "car pushing old man". In the year-end evaluation of the hair salon, I was also honored as a "business expert" and a "technical top" and won the annual "Golden Rooster" Award and was recommended to participate in the Global Chinese Famous Prostitute Competition. At present, I also studied the MBA courses for masturbation at an artillery school at my own expense.

5. Expand international exchanges and strive to create foreign exchange for the country. In order to earn foreign exchange for the country for a year, I have studied English hard and finally learned the difficult words "oh" yes!", "yeah! "eon!" and other words. Kejiu from Europe and the United States and other countries and regions are famous. In the last fiscal year, I created a total of 2,508 US dollars in foreign exchange.

6 Actively contribute to society. Take it from society and serve the society. In the past year, I have actively participated in various public welfare undertakings, carried forward the spirit of love, and donated 5 funds to the Hope Project.

Yuan, donated 10 sets of xingxi underwear to poor female middle school students, and also provided free services to disabled people who are disabled and not disabled 8 times.

In addition, I also actively responded to the country's call to "stimulate domestic demand and expand consumption". Over the past year, I bought 4 pieces, more than 30 sets of beer, more than 2,000 beer, more than 100 pills of Viagra 38 boxes and condoms, and the consumption amount reached more than 50,000 yuan. Summarize the past and look forward to the future! Results always belong to the past, honor belongs to everyone, and wealth belongs to society!

In the new year, I am full of confidence in my work. As people's living standards continue to improve, their interest in them will become higher and higher. The old saying goes: "Eaters are the basis of human beings." As people's income continues to increase, more and more people will "feel and think about it." After all, "the people regard them as immortals"!

Next year, my job is to achieve the goal of synchronous growth with GDP, and to achieve a double harvest of material and spiritual civilization on the basis of maintaining the existing achievements. The preliminary work plan is as follows: 1. Increase advertising efforts. It is planned to invest 20,000 yuan to play 15-second advertisements on this podium and Feicai Station, 10 times a night, broadcasting them in a loop, with the contents of my own photo album. At the same time, the publicity slogan of "Prosperity and Prostitution" is broadcast on the radio.

2. Put small advertisements on urban and rural electric poles, in public toilets, and in the cracks in the door. Sisters are organized to conduct industry consultation activities in the "platform" square and distribute small cards with phone calls on the spot.

3. We should vigorously tap potential and develop new customers. Establish offices in major high schools and schools, and large units should set up agency sites. We should not let potential customers in primary schools or even kindergartens go to school for minors from an early age.

4. Improve service quality, start with software and hardware. First, open a 24-hour free hotline, and disclose service charging standards, accept public supervision, and post information on the forums, chat rooms, and QQ of Chengpiao Astronomy Station to seduce Internet users, especially minors.

gDigging, cultivating Miss World, expanding the customer market, and developing it into group services. Plan...After this year, 20 sisters with similar tastes have been organized to establish Global International "Golden Rooster" Group Service Industrial Co., Ltd., and implementing the shareholding system, adopting the corporate governance mechanism and management model for customers to invest in shares and become employees, and at the same time, we will distribute dividends at the end of the year, and shareholders will distribute the Miss free services to provide free services. We will strive to become a listed company within three years and attract enthusiasts from all over the world to visit.

As soon as Queen Qingshui's "Miss's Year-end Summary" was released, everyone in the disaster group was stunned.

Awesome, it’s really a year-end summary that is extremely awesome, so talented!!
Chapter completed!