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Chapter 11 Killing Chickens is Crazy

The two of them laughed and scolded for a while, and finally got home. Then they walked directly into the kitchen. There was a stove and a table in the room, with a cupboard next to it. On the side of the stove, a brick flue directly leads to the roof, and there was also a lot of firewood behind the stove...

"9527, can you kill chickens and ducks?" Lan Xiaocui asked.

"I haven't killed it, but I know how to kill it."

"Well, then you go and kill me. We have to cook the meal soon, otherwise the lady will scold you."

"Just go, go, where is the knife?" Qian Xiaoxing was still scared when he thought of Fang Ying's shadowless feet.

Lan Xiaocui took a knife out of the cupboard. Qian Xiaoxing took it and saw it. It was a copper kitchen knife. So he asked, "Xiaocui, do you don't have an iron knife?"

"There are also iron ones, but the price is very expensive. We usually use copper ones. Look, the pots are all made of copper."

"Oh." Is it still the Bronze Age now? What kind of dynasty is it? You must find someone who understands it in the future to ask clearly.

"Go and kill the chickens quickly and go to the yard to kill them." Lan Xiaocui grabbed the chickens in the vegetable basket and handed them to Qian Xiaoxing.

Qian Xiaoxing grabbed the root of the chicken's wings in his hand and walked into the yard with the chicken. This was a big rooster with colorful feathers and red crowns and yellow claws. He was afraid that it weighed four or five pounds after being slammed with his hands.

Qian Xiaoxing imitated others to kill chickens, pulled the chicken's head back, pulled off the hair on his neck, and said to the chicken, "Be good, I will make you feel better."

After saying that, he picked up the knife and slashed his neck. Blood suddenly flowed from the chicken's neck, and the edge of the knife was covered with blood. Qian Xiaoxing's face showed a successful smile and threw the chicken on the ground. The chicken lay on the ground motionless.

Qian Xiaoxing went into the house and caught the ducks. When he came back, he saw that the rooster on the ground was gone. Is there a thief? Qian Xiaoxing followed the blood, and the blood was next to the big tree in the yard but it disappeared.

Qian Xiaoxing searched around the tree, but couldn't find the rooster's shadow. He was puzzled, but he heard a "oh-oh-oh" cry coming from the tree. The rooster actually flew to the tree and stood tall on the branch.

The rooster stood very high and could not catch it or beat it. He ran away when he killed the chicken. Xiao Cui knew that he should not laugh to death. Qian Xiaoxing shook his head in shame.

"Hey, I said rooster, come down quickly, I'll give you white rice." Qian Xiaoxing said to the rooster gently, but the rooster didn't move and squatted on the tree branch.

"You, come down, I'll buy you a little hen to make you happy." Qian Xiaoxing said to the rooster in a lustful way. The rooster turned his head slightly and stared at Qian Xiaoxing nervously with one eye.

"You, you haven't come down yet, believe it or not, I'll kill you?"

"Okay, you have a habit, don't fall into my hands, otherwise you will have to be eaten."

"I said you're OK, come down quickly, can I beg you yet?"

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Qian Xiaoxing has always been moved by the rooster with emotion and reason, using both soft and hard methods, and coercion and temptation, but he still cannot impress the rooster.

"9527, haven't you killed the rooster? Why did you run to the tree?" Lan Xiaocui saw that Qian Xiaoxing had not healed for a long time, so she came out to take a look, but saw Qian Xiaoxing talking to the rooster.

"Yes, I clearly cut the chicken's neck, and this chicken is immortal, it's so strange!"

"You must have not shrunk all the blood. What should I do now?" Lan Xiaocui was a little anxious. She was not ready for dinner, but she was going to be scolded.

"I'll go up the tree to catch it, you'll watch it downstairs."

Qian Xiaoxing hugged the big tree, wrapped his feet around, and slowly moved up. He climbed to the top and stepped on the tree branch to catch the rooster. When the rooster saw someone coming to catch it, he suddenly jumped down, slapped his wings and flew up, and flew "huh" to the roof.

It was over, and Qian Xiaoxing thought to himself that the roof was so high that people couldn't get up, so he could never catch a chicken again.

"Xiao Cui, what happened?" Fang Ying walked out of the main house and asked.

"I just bought a rooster from the vegetable market, but I didn't kill it. I accidentally flew to the roof."

"Why are you so careless? You didn't do this before!" Fang Ying was a little angry and said sternly.

"Miss, I'm sorry, I will be careful in the future." Lan Xiaocui lowered her head and replied noon.

"Don't blame Xiao Cui, I let the rooster run away, I want to blame me!" Qian Xiaoxing looked at Xiao Cui gently, indicating that he didn't need to cover him.

"I really don't know what it's useful to buy you in as a servant. You will go to bed all day long, kill a chicken and fly to the roof." Because the guests invited tonight were more important, Fang Ying also started to scold in a hurry.

"I! I..." Qian Xiaoxing really didn't know how to refute it. The damn rooster couldn't help but curse the rooster a hundred and eighty times in his heart.

"Tell me, what do you know? I don't want to raise someone to eat rice!" Fang Ying saw that Qian Xiaoxing couldn't answer, put his hands on his hips, raised his tone, and started to ask.

"Miss, don't blame him. It's because I'm not good. I didn't teach him how to kill a rooster." Lan Xiaocui couldn't bear it when she heard that Qian Xiaoxing was blamed by the lady and wanted to excuse Qian Xiaoxing.

"Xiao Cui, don't talk. If you talk again, I will punish you."

"Miss, I can't kill a chicken, but I know a lot more than you." Qian Xiaoxing was forced to do so. If he continued like this, he simply told Fang Ying that he had traveled through time. I have a person with two thousand years of culture.

"What can you know more than I do? If you can say it, I will spare you."

"I said the ground we are standing on is round, do you believe it?" Qian Xiaoxing asked tentatively.

"I'm so round? I believe you, a big-headed ghost, you still want to fool me, right?" Fang Ying was about to kick him in anger.

"Stop, stop!" Qian Xiaoxing pointed his index finger at the palm of the other hand and made a stop gesture: "Then let me ask you, what would happen if this rooster lays an egg on the roof?"

"Of course this egg will roll down!" Fang Ying replied.

"Wrong, a rooster can't lay eggs. You don't know that, I'll know."

"You, you deliberately surround me, this doesn't count!" Fang Ying said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, let me say something that convinces you. Why are hens shorter legs than roosters?"

"This is born, it's like this when you are born." Fang Ying replied.

"Even if you are born, why doesn't God generate the same length for them?"

"Then why do you think?" Fang Ying asked after thinking about it without an answer.

"Because a hen wants to lay eggs, if the legs are high, the egg will be broken when it is born!"

"What is the answer?" Fang Ying was still dissatisfied, but it was quite interesting to think about it.

"Miss, stop talking, just think of a way to catch the chicken." Lan Xiaocui was afraid that they would start arguing, so she interrupted the passage.

"Xiao Cui, go and call the butler out and see if he has any solutions."

"Yes." Xiao Cui went to the west wing and called out the butler. Butler Lu looked up at the rooster on the roof. The rooster was squatting on the roof. It seemed that he was bleeding too much and was not as flexible as before.

Butler Lu checked around again and confirmed that there was no place to climb up the roof, so he asked Xiao Cui to find a rope to pass.

Butler Lu tied a slip knot to make a rope cover, and then threw the rope cover up. At this time, the big rooster was also squatting on the roof with half-squinted eyes and would not move. Butler Lu accurately put the rooster, tightened the rope cover, and pulled the rooster off.

"9527, have you seen it? Learn more from Butler Lu in the future." Fang Ying pointed at Qian Xiaoxing and said.

"Yes, Miss." Qian Xiaoxing knew that he was still supported by others and could not offend the lady, so he whispered, but in the lady's mind, he actually had an image of not doing anything and liked to sleep in, but it was too bad.

"Miss, we're going to cook." Lan Xiaocui hurriedly winked and asked Qian Xiaoxing to leave quickly.

"Well, I'll make it soon, 9527. As a punishment, you are not allowed to eat dinner today. Xiao Cui, please take good care of him and don't let him eat it secretly."

"I understand, Miss." Lan Xiaocui replied in a low voice.

Ah, I didn't give it to you. I was developing for a long time and even physically punished my servants. This lady was too vicious, but Qian Xiaoxing thought that he could not talk back to the lady now, otherwise there would be no better fruit. He could only follow Lan Xiaocui quietly.

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