150 so wet, so wet
After the old scholar proposed, he stepped aside and pushed out the county magistrate who was helpless. When the other people saw the county magistrate appear, they proved that the critical moment had come. They were eager to try and want to win the best of each battle. Some people are not good at couplets, but lust and wetness are their strengths.
However, Liu Liwa took advantage of this time and wanted to withdraw without silence. He really didn't want to have any boring competitions with these almost crazy students. He never thought that by knowing a few traditional Chinese characters and being able to recite poems and write, he could survive, gain happiness, and give guidance to the country. They are all the products of peaceful times and whining without illness. Look at the big figures who really guide the country, at least they are professional engineers such as water conservancy, geology, and electricity!
But he was about to withdraw, but he didn't expect to be held back by Miss Zhao again. He whispered in his ear: "Don't retreat, find an opportunity to do publicity!"
Ah? Liu Liwa glanced at her. The students and Confucian scholars present are crazy now. They rack their brains for an official reception and a damn poem. Some are talking nonsense, as if it was a spell before the magic forbidden spell was launched. Liu Liwa is terrible infectious.
The eldest lady was behind him, with a calm face, as if nothing had happened just now, and she whispered: "Didn't that Xuezheng said just now? This third session is a topic that everyone can choose the people and scenery around them. Only show off. You performed well in the two sessions just now. Now many people are paying attention to you. It just so happened to take this opportunity to write a poem and praise me, An Luwei's dress. The effect will definitely be better than the love scene you set!"
I have to say that the eldest lady is indeed capable of seizing the opportunity, but Liu Liwa smiled bitterly and said, "Sister, do you really think I am the top talent? The couplet just now was a coincidence, and now it is really not my strength."
Miss Zhao blinked her big eyes and said in confusion: "Do you don't like poetry?"
Her thoughts are very pure. She simply believes that she can match people who have never been able to achieve the ages. She is naturally knowledgeable. She complements each other by chanting poems. If she likes one, she must like the other. However, Liu Liwa said evilly: "I naturally like wet. If we don't wet, it means that we don't have the same meaning, but if we are too wet, we won't lose the 'tight' feeling..."
Miss Zhao was confused when she heard this. How could she understand Liu Liwa, a lustful heart without experience? At this moment, Wu Yuzhou was the first to jump out and bowed to the county magistrate and everyone present. He was from a poor family, but he had real talent and knowledge, and developed a character of striving for the first place everywhere. However, the poems and couplets he wrote contained feelings about his own life experience, which is to complain!
Only Wu Yuzhou's clear voice came: "The red sun shines on Jiuzhou, some are happy and some are sad, some are tall buildings drinking fine wine, and some are wandering outside."
As soon as he finished speaking, he caused an uproar. The vulgar liu, led by Du Shaofu, immediately began to despise him. What kind of poem is this? At most, it is a limerick. However, those who know Wu Yuzhou's personality will understand that he is himself. In this colorful world, some people are born to have no worries about food and clothing, and they are happy every day, but some people work day and night but still cannot get enough food and clothing. It is just the joy and sorrow of some families.
Although he still complained, he never forgot about his poor background, and he would not hate his background. Instead, he always reminded himself that he could use his poor background as his motivation to change his destiny with what he learned, which is respectable and admirable.
Liu Liwa applauded him sincerely, and highly praised him for his spirit of not being happy with things, not being sad with himself, working hard and moving forward bravely.
When he appeared, Du Shaofu was naturally no exception. After a while, everyone has become accustomed to Wu Yuzhou and Du Shaofu competing. Others take the initiative to give way to let them play first. Of course, this is also a tactic. If anyone's work is better than them, they will naturally stand out.
Du Shaofu stepped forward to salute, his smile on his face remained unabashed, his eyes dripped, and he was questioned by Miss Zhao just now without expressing his artistic conception. At this time, it was brewing. If most of Wu Yuzhou's works were complaining and expressing his life experience, then Du Shaofu was even more imaginative, but his purpose was to show off and attract the girl's attention. He looked at the towering top of the mountain outside the city. At this time, the sky was at the middle of the sky, and the mist dissipated, and the clouds rolled and the clouds rolled in the sky. Du Shaofu said loudly: "The clouds come to the mountains, the clouds go away like picturesque, the mountains are dark and bright, and the clouds are all high and low."
Du Shaofu uses local materials and uses green mountains and white clouds as the scenery, which makes everyone feel relaxed and happy when they smell it. Although the poem is simple, it is also a good sentence.
The two representatives wrote one song, which immediately attracted the attention of two major schools. The scene was very lively. Some of them turned their attention to Liu Liwa. I don’t know when he became the third giant outside Wu Yuzhou and Du Shaofu.
Liu Liwa was really not interested in writing poetry and couplets, and he didn't have any foundation in poetry, so he might be embarrassed to show off his ability. But everyone around him was looking forward to his excellent works on his poetry. Miss Zhao was still waiting for him to advertise, which was very much anticipated, especially Zhao Jiabi. After urging him one after another, Liu Liwa's whole body was itchy and itchy, and he couldn't help but shout, "You girl, why do you always stab me in the waist!"
His sudden throat shocked the entire scene, and everyone's eyes were all focused on the two of them. Miss Zhao blushed like blood, and she wanted to bite him to death on the spot. When he yelled like this, everyone knew that the lady was stabbing him. In public, the dignified lady, a beautiful girl, stabbing a man in the waist, what's the matter!
Seeing the eldest lady blushing like blood for the first time, her eyes flashed with anger, and she felt that her hair was about to stand up and she turned into a super Saiyan. Of course, this is still secondary. The key is that outside the crowd, two men like black towers were about to walk towards this side, with murderous intent on their faces. Liu Liwa was dizzy. Unexpectedly, Zhao Zhong and Zhao Cheng, these two loyal servants also came with him. Now he embarrassed Miss Zhao. Although the eldest lady was angry, she must not let the eldest lady get angry!
Liu Liwa was wise in a hurry and pushed the eldest lady out. She staggered in the crowd, as if it was a product being exhibited, which made the eldest lady even more angry and mad. However, the biggest feature of this girl is that the more people she likes to behave and calmly. After all, there is a big family behind her, and she always has to take the overall situation into consideration. So at this time, she suppressed her anger and couldn't help but raise her hand, half-covered her face, standing there gracefully, staring at Liu Liwa with a pair of wonderful eyes and expressions, which made her unique charm.
Seeing Zhao Zhong and Zhao Cheng rushing toward him, Liu Liwa's thoughts were swept with inspiration, and he whispered loudly: "Ahhhh... the light Luo fan of white orchid, and the slender waist and jade belt danced in the sky. I suspect that the fairy came down to earth, and looked back and smiled to the stars."
After reading a poem, Liu Liwa's palms were wet, and the rest were almost there. You can't afford to hurt this girl with bodyguards.
Everyone around was still immersed in the poem just now. The poems of Du Shaofu chanting the mountains and clouds made them feel relaxed and happy, as if they were in it. The scenery taken in the poems of Liu Li and Wa were right in front of them. Miss Zhao used a small Luo fan and painted a lifelike orchid on it. Her figure was graceful, her dress was beautiful, and her beauty was amazing, which made the flowers lose their color and the sun and the moon were dull. At this time, Wen Shi smiled shyly, and she was even more dazzling. She swallowed her saliva around her, and she was full of surprises...
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