Chapter 296: You are all mighty and majestic men, so please die as much as you like, I will cheer yo
Chapter 296: You are all powerful and powerful men, so please die as much as possible. I will cheer you up!
For a master of makeup, you must pretend to be like whoever you are, and even if you play a role with the opposite gender, you must be perfect.
In addition to the appearance problem of men dressing up as women, the biggest difficulty lies in their bones. Women and men have a huge difference, and this is not easy to cover up. Fortunately, Wang Wu is wearing a full-coverage leather armor suit. The slender curves that girls should have are covered up, and it is not easy to see the difference.
However, the real problem is actually in hand. Because no matter how you cover it up, a person cannot wear gloves for a lifetime, and once the palm is exposed, the flaws will appear.
As a professional gold finger, Wang Wu's palms are quite beautiful, but that is the beauty of a man, slender and white without losing his strength. It is too hard by women's standards.
But at this moment, the palm that was holding Gustav... did not have any male characteristics!?
Several team members were going crazy because no matter how they thought, there was no reason to change the shape of a person's palm, but Wang Wu did it! Even Han Lu felt very jealous when she saw that soft and smooth little hand! But it was... it was actually a man's hand!
The team members were all going crazy in secret, but did not notice that the old general's eyes flashed with a gleam in his eyes when he shook hands. After the two of them separated their palms, the old general showed a sincere smile: "Welcome to join the Porcupine Legion temporarily!"
Wang Wu nodded: "You're welcome, the daily rent is 100 gold coins, the monthly allowance is 2,000 yuan, and the cash transaction is not owed to credit, and installments are not supported."
The old general choked up on the spot. The price... was much higher than his salary!
However, the blonde girl was not worried about the other party's refusal to agree, and said with a smile: "I think the price is high?"
Gustav said carefully: "From the girl's strength, this price is indeed not high, but the legion's expenses are very tight now, I'm afraid..."
Then the girl waved generously: "Then double the price, the daily rent is 200, and the monthly fee is 5,000. Just say that this is my offer. You can go and negotiate with the finance department slowly. The lowest price is the first quotation. I wish you success~"
Gustav sighed helplessly: "Document."
So, the blonde girl's happy life in the Porcupine Legion officially kicked off.
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Most of the soldiers of the Porcupine Legion were curious about this adventure team that suddenly appeared in the military camp, especially when I heard that the girl who led the team was beautiful and beautiful, and she was generous in temperament and amazing in force... She was simply the dream goddess of all the imperial people!
In fact, most soldiers who witnessed real people would have an illusion - they probably really saw the goddess! The girl with blonde hair like a waterfall was the one who was angrily celebrating her!
Of course, because the origin of this squad is unknown, the Porcupine Legion naturally needs to conduct an investigation. Wang Wu claimed to be from the junction of the Empire and the Northland Alliance, a rich but relatively closed small manor.
As for her skill, half of it comes from talent and half from the guidance of a famous teacher. There is a secluded northern monk in the manor who taught her a lot of skillful kung fu. The monk once traveled to the mainland and taught her many common sense of adventure, such as herb detoxification, which is the unique skill of the monk.
This statement is reasonable. The power of the northern monks is famous on the mainland, and young masters who have obtained the inheritance of the monks are often seen in the empire. As for further verification, the blonde girl refused to disclose her hometown, and the second is that there is no extra manpower in the army now, so she goes to the border of the empire.
To be safe, Gustav finally sent a dream builder to conduct a simple lie detection on the blonde girl. Everything went well. The dream builder personally promised: "Her statements are not false."
The old general really didn't expect that there was a professional gold finger in this world who could talk nonsense in front of a high-level dream builder. He was confused for a moment and believed it, and he sighed repeatedly that he had a stable life. He didn't expect that he would be lucky one after another when he was nearly sixty years old. Not only was he rescued from the gates of hell, he could also win over an imperial wizard into the legion.
The only thing to say is dissatisfaction... After returning to the camp, the female servant was so cruel. The ruthless move made the old general bruised and injured. The officer in charge of finance in the army told him meticulously: "God General, please pay half of the cost of hiring the adventure team out of your own pocket."
However, this transaction was worth it. The blonde girl entered the military camp with a high profile as the queen was coming, and on the day she entered, she resolved an assassination crisis. The despicable and shameless alliance people once again assassinated Gustav and threw poison into his meals, but the officer in charge of the drug tests did not notice any abnormality at all. Until the old general's meal was about to be in the mouth, the blonde girl slapped it.
After that, the blonde girl wandered around in the military camp and happened to see the legion's routine martial arts training. The girl mocked the legion's instructor and personally took action. She knocked the middle-aged instructor who had retreated from the guards to the ground within three moves. Afterwards, the girl intervened and taught the soldiers a simple boxing technique. Although the power was not as high as the top, the effect of strengthening the body was extraordinary. It was obviously the legacy left to her by the monk from the Northland.
In addition, this girl also has considerable experience in small-scale battles and has unique vision in grand strategy... In short, she gave Gustav real insight into what a versatile talent is.
It’s a pity that the blonde girl was not here to be an instructor, so she was recruited for only one purpose: to find out the team of assassins in the Free League.
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The Emperor* side was actually quite shocked about the assassination that occurred more than a week ago. The first-level legion commander Brent almost died at the hands of the Alliance assassins. At that time, there was a master-level dream builder on the field, but the team of assassins left and went deep into the hinterland of the empire, and they were missing at present!
A lurking assassin is ten times more terrifying than an exposed assassin! And an assassin team with the chance to assassinate Brent... I am afraid that few people in the empire can stop him!
In order to deal with the Wu Wang, the Emperor* side also used all the means and even invited the Holy High Priest to launch a divination technique in person, trying to lock the other party's position. However, after the high priest asked the god, he sighed and there was no more of the following.
Divination techniques did not work, and the imperialists could only use normal means to find Wang Wu's traces. The Porcupine Legion, because its location was very close to Wang Wu's disappearance, was under considerable pressure to ask them to find Wang Wu's clues as soon as possible.
Now, there are indeed clues - just not long ago, the Alliance Assassin attacked General Gustav and almost succeeded! Although the team of assassins did not reveal their traces, it was obvious that they were hiding nearby!
However, when searching, the Porcupine Legion found nothing and had no clue.
In response to this, the blonde girl just sneered: "Wake up, if you can be caught by you idiots, he will not be worthy of this price. The other party is a master-level thief and it is not so easy to expose his behavior."
In the conference room, dozens of officers were laughed at by the blonde girl, each of whom was embarrassed and angry. One of them couldn't help but shouted: "What do you think you should do!"
The blonde girl said: "It's very simple. The alliance thief is a proud person. He is very confident in his kung fu. Although he is not as good as the top master in the mainland, his arrogant personality is of the best in the world. For such a person, we just need to use the provocation method."
"Provocation method?"
The blonde girl smiled and said, "The easiest way is to hang a flag directly in the center of the city and write a letter to Wang Wusha. I guess that guy will not be able to help but jump out and make trouble. Either go to chop the flag, or raise a new flag next to the flagpole, or kill someone and set fire in the city... But in short, with such a flag, there is no need to worry about not coming out!"
Dozens of officers looked at each other and remained silent. The other adventure team members who entered the conference room with the blonde girl nodded very hard, thinking: "This grandson really knows himself very well..."
Based on their understanding of Wang Wu, if someone really uses this kind of mentally retarded provocation method openly... Then Wang Wu will definitely be mentally retarded openly. Although this guy is so powerful in some aspects, he is also stupid in some aspects. He knows it!
General Gustav, who presided over the meeting, was quite interested in this idea. The old general had a sense of instinctive trust for this miraculous blonde girl.
"Okay, let's write the flag. This time we must let that alliance thief die here!"
The blonde girl sneered on the spot: "Diet here? You are so stubborn. Even I dare not hope to keep him here. At most, a few teammates are kept... Those who are thieves may not be very powerful in fighting, and they are all very sharp when escaping. Even the grandmaster dream builder in Mozhou City cannot keep him, just you?"
Gustav was not angry either and smiled, "Girl, isn't you there?"
The blonde girl looked at him and said unhappily: "Old man, are you asking me to seduce that Wang Wu? Sorry, we only sell our skills but not our bodies."
"...I mean, girl, you have amazing martial arts skills and extraordinary wisdom. You will definitely let the little thief die without a place to bury him!"
"Although I am indeed amazing in martial arts, amazing in wisdom, and amazing in beauty, I still can't beat it. Even if I can beat it, I have to work hard. We only sell our skills but not our lives."
After the blonde girl said that, she waved her hand: "The idea is also made, and I will leave the rest to you. As the emperor, a group of mighty and majestic men, I don't have to ask me, a beautiful girl, to take action, to handle it, right?"
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Chapter completed!