Chapter 294: This old bastard is really here to sell cuteness
Chapter 294: This old bastard is really here to act cute...
The news that the commander of the Porcupine Legion personally took action to deal with a young girl finally caused a sensation in the city.\\9vk.com starts\\
When the veteran general came out of the barracks, it was the next morning. After all, it took the veteran general a lot of effort to convince the personal female servant.
Fortunately, the blonde girl did not walk far away, but found a place to stay in the hotel behind the bar, and the group of six settled down.
As an adventure team, these six people seemed to have returned from a good harvest. In addition to drinking and celebrating in the bar the day before, they were looking for shops in the city to sell them with a bunch of wild game and second-hand equipment.
When Wang Wu and others sold their equipment, Gustav also came to the door. Although the old general insisted on promoting our army's power, the mature and respectful general did not fight a battle without confidence. The Porcupine Legion was not a first-level legion in the empire, but it also had a long history and a prominent reputation. If Gustav also lost, the entire legion would be defeated.
So when the old general went out, he specifically asked the female servant to pretend for him. If everything went well, at a critical moment, he accidentally revealed his true identity and promoted our military power. If he accidentally made a mistake, he would be a passing old man drunk and had nothing to do with the Porcupine Legion.
In order to prevent people from seeing their true body, Gustav was wearing very thick makeup, his gray hair turned into silver, and his strong and upright figure also hunched over. He even carried a large straw hat on his back and pretended to be an ordinary passerby soy sauce guest.
As a result, Gustav had just walked into the bar and saw Wang Wu and several teammates drinking and eating meat in the corner. Wang Wu was sitting opposite the door and saw Gustav and the big straw hat behind him at first sight.
Wang Wu raised his eyebrows: "Oh, the turtle fairy."
Gustav then realized that there were all kinds of people in this bar now, but there were few soy sauce customers in old-fashioned clothes. Sure enough, shouldn’t we refer to the female servant’s opinions when putting on makeup? When the old general saw that his whereabouts were exposed, he didn’t say much: “I heard that there was a huge number of little girls here, so he said that there was no one in Gulan City who could drink?”
Han Lu asked in a low voice: "Captain, have you said this?"
Wang Wu whispered: "I have to have such a dysmenorrhea. If I have nothing to do, I will provoke a group of big civilians? This is clearly an excuse made by the old man."
However, when Wang Wu raised his head, he laughed: "That's right, I just said it! Gulan City is full of cowards, hahahaha!"
"Damn it!?"
Gustav also sneered: "Since that's the case, let me teach you a lesson... Youthful and beautiful are indeed capital, but if you are too arrogant, you will definitely suffer a great loss. (", watch the latest update of this book)"
silence.
"I said, if you are too arrogant, you will suffer a loss, girl."
silence.
"..." Gustav finally understood that the girl in front of him had reached the point of completely ignoring his existence.
Well, the old general is not good at this kind of pretentious pretense. He is still very comfortable to get straight to the point.
Gustav went directly to the bar and ordered ten bottles of Gulan spirits, one bottle after another, and then opened them one by one, poured them into his stomach, showing his heroic spirit.
Wang Wu just chatted with his teammates as if he didn't see it. The old general even drank eight bottles, but the other party didn't respond. He was so angry that he put down the bottle of wine: "Hey, what do you mean? After putting down the big talk, he didn't dare to compete with me?"
Wang Wu glanced at him: "Sorry, I'm not interested in comparing with dead people."
Gustav changed his face on the spot: "What do you mean?"
Wang Wu pointed at the empty bottles in front of Gustav: "This is Gulan spirit, not boiled water. If you drink eight bottles, even if you die of alcohol poisoning, you will have to burst your bladder. What's more, your wine is obviously poisonous! You actually drink like water. We are trying to drink it, not desperately!"
Gustav's eyebrows stood up and he was even more shocked: "It's poisonous? How do you know?"
"Nonsense, there is a spider lying in the wine bottle, you can drink it!"
Gustav turned his eyes down upon hearing this, and he saw a black spider the size of a thumb lying in an empty wine bottle!
"This, this!?" The old general was so shocked that he almost peed on the spot. Where did this spider come from?
The old general has been blessed by the priest and is almost invasive to all poisons. Ordinary poisonous spiders cannot do anything to him, but this disgusting feeling cannot be offset by any magical technique.
"Very vomit!"
The old general turned around and vomited in big mouthfuls. Not to mention the wine in his stomach, he almost vomited out the juice from his two kidneys. It took him a long time to relieve the uproar in his stomach.
The old general gasped heavily and cursed in his heart: The bartender in this bar dared to poison the wine, and he really didn't want to live! Fortunately, it was just an ordinary poisonous spider, and I couldn't do anything to me... Um!
While thinking, the old general fell to the ground with a buzzing sound, unconscious of personnel, and after a moment, his face turned blue and twitched.
此时早有一众酒客聚集过来,围观将军的酒瓶和蜘蛛,对于这奇异的发现惊叹不已.老实说这个龙与美人酒吧并不是什么高档酒店,来往客人多时平民百姓,消费能力有限.因此酒吧里的酒保平日里做事也不利索,酒客们从饭菜里吃出铁丝小强都已司空见惯,偶尔嚼出半条烂蛆也不稀奇.这种当地产的古兰烈酒中,自然也干净不了,酒瓶里时常出现杂物……只是,毒蜘蛛!?这荒凉见鬼的破酒吧哪儿来的毒蜘蛛啊!
Someone poisoned!?
This was everyone's first reaction, and the undercover of the army lurking in the bar was even more shocked. Unexpectedly, the maid servant told them to take good care of the old general's safety, but as soon as they came...
Gustav was poisoned, so the biggest suspect was...
However, just as people turned their suspicious eyes to the blonde girl, they saw that the other party reached out and pried open Gustav's mouth, then took out a few herbs from his bag at his waist and stuffed them in.
Several soldiers were even more shocked and rushed over. However, at this time, the teammates next to the blonde girl stood up and three people came out. The three of them had surprisingly high martial arts. They threw out more than ten people who rushed up in just a few seconds. It seemed that they were still at ease.
The three warriors around Wang Wu are not top experts in the world. But compared with ordinary warriors in the army, one is an underestimation.
Of course, the Porcupine Legion has its own masters, but before those masters could arrive at the bar in time, Gustav coughed, then tilted his head and vomited violently. What he vomited was not amber spirit, but pitch black venom!
After the venom was spit out, the old general woke up slowly and asked in a dim mood: "What's wrong with me? Have I finally ascended to the Kingdom of God?"
When I turned around and saw the blond girl who looked like a fairy, the old general's dizzy mind suddenly became clear: "Ah, girl, are you the messenger from the Kingdom of God?? I knew that Lord God of Light must be extremely generous and kind. Don't worry, girl, I will treat you well in the future. Don't think that I am old, I am still a mighty man!"
Then he wanted to reach out to hug the girl, but as soon as he reached out, the blonde girl slapped him dozens of slaps in the face without any hesitation.
"Old man, you still have spider legs that haven't been spit out completely? You open your mouth and talk nonsense!"
The onlookers in the bar saw this and knew that the poisoned old man had been back from the gate of hell, and it should be fine. Several undercover soldiers also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that there was the mysterious and stunning girl present to detoxify, otherwise things would be really hard to end.
However, at this moment, three more officers rushed into the bar. It was the military master who heard that the veteran general was poisoned and rushed to save the scene in time.
These masters did not see the girl detoxify the general, but saw Wang Wu slap the old general with his own eyes!
The three of them roared and rushed straight towards them. These three were real masters in the army and the personal bodyguard of the old general. Although they were just ordinary people, their combat power was as high as 1,800 points. When the three of them formed a formation, the few people on the girl could not resist it.
It’s not that it really can’t be beaten, but Wang Wuyi’s three soldiers were from the Free Alliance. Once they make every effort, the details will inevitably be revealed between their moves. The two sides are similar in strength, and one side keeps their hands, and they will naturally suffer a big loss. In a few seconds, the Emperor** people broke the formation, and behind the three people...
"snort!"
The three imperial soldiers heard a cold snorkeling from the woman. The next moment, a golden figure rushed over like lightning.
The next moment, the Emperor* man who rushed in the front didn't even react to what happened, and felt a sore throat, his eyes turned black, and his whole body was exhausted, and he fell to the ground with a bang.
!?
Among everyone present, only Lao Zhang, the archer sitting next to Wang Wu, saw clearly what happened... Wang Wu's move was very simple, but he punched the other party in front of him, paralyzing the other party on the spot. However, the action was almost incredible, which made the elite of the imperial army unable to react.
...Wang Wu is a professional thief, so it is of course fast, but the punch just now is not a golden finger technique, because that punch is too open and upright...
The rest of the two were shocked when they saw their companions being knocked down, and they were fully alert and pulled out their weapons. However, the blonde girl's movements were faster. Her bare hands clenched into fists and rushed towards her face.
A soldier barely raised his short sword to block it. Although he blocked the opponent's iron fist, the huge force on the fist was unstoppable and knocked him backwards.
The last man used his sword to stab the girl on the shoulder, but before the dagger was enough, he was swept away by a whip leg and slapped the whole person on the bar, with wood chips flying.
Lao Zhang behind him was already stunned.
This routine... He had seen that many years ago, General Patton took several personal soldiers to the north, where a silver-haired girl used the same trick!
Chapter completed!