Chapter 39: Those who are fighting the army are all in the front (5)
.“The following is the second question!”
"cut!"
"Why are dumplings boys rather than girls?" I slowly read out the question.
"This..." Gua Xiaoxiao was stunned at first, then her face gradually turned red and became hesitant.
"Miss Melon, won't you answer?" I smiled in my heart.
"I, I..." Gua Xiaoxiao looked like she wanted to speak but stopped.
"If you don't know how to answer, you will lose!"
"Hmph!" Gua Xiaoxiao glanced at me hatefully as if she was deciding something.
"What is the answer to this question by my master?" Catherine behind me also lay curiously in my ear and asked.
"Shh, you'll know after you're waiting." I smiled mysteriously.
"If you understand or not, just admit defeat! Don't procrastinate!" Jung was a little impatient.
"Yes, if you don't understand, just surrender." I also put a small note on melon.
"Hmph!! Who said I can't do it! Just, just..." Gua Xiao's ears turned red as she spoke.
"Just something! If you understand, tell me the answer." I looked at Gu Xiaoxiao with a little gloating, although I guessed that the other party might have known the answer.
"Bah! Just say it!" Gua Xiaoxiao blushed and spat and replied cruelly: "Because because dumplings are needed... the ones who want to wrap the skin and have foreskin are boys!"
Gua Xiaoxiao finally threw out the answer in one breath.
"Okay!" I laughed a few times, "I'm right! Miss Melon is indeed extremely intelligent."
Bella, Xun and Catherine next to her also turned red when they heard this answer. Hehe, the question I asked was quite tricky and erotic. The girl couldn't answer it even if she knew it.
"Where is the third question? Quick!" Gua Xiaoxiao was a little impatient. She began to think that the problem that my level was limited was not difficult at most was that there were some unspeakable answers.
But she was wrong in thinking this way and was a big mistake. My third question is that the first two questions are just a prelude to the ultimate skill.
"Good girl, listen, this is the third question!"
"Tell me, don't let my mother-in-law!" Gua Xiaoxiao now has only the last level left, so she is naturally not taking my questions seriously.
"This is an addition operation problem. May I ask, "I cleared my throat, "What does Xiaobai and Xiaobai equal?"
"What?" Gua Xiaoxiao didn't hear clearly, "What Xiaobai?"
"Xiaobai is the size of the small white, black and white. The question is what is the equal of Xiaobai and Xiaobai? Is it clear enough? Please answer." I repeated the question word by word.
"Ah? This..." Gua Xiaoxiao heard it clearly, but at the same time was stunned. What's the thing about "Xiaobai and Xiaobai"? She couldn't even understand the meaning of the word Xiaobai.
Hehe, I was indeed caught. I had long guessed that people who lack social experience, such as Gua Xiaoxiao, do not know how to answer such "perverted" questions at all.
"Yes, is it Xiao Xiaobai?" Gua Xiaoxiao hesitated and reported an answer.
"Wrong! You have a second chance."
"This, this..." Gua Xiaoxiao's face changed a little, and there seemed to be a little sweat on her forehead.
"How is it? Give up?"
"No!" Gua Xiaoxiao was still holding on.
"Then tell me the answer!"
"The answer, the answer is..." Gua Xiaoxiao stuttered for a long time and was still unreasonable.
"What is it?" I laughed bitterly.
"Yes, yes... Dabai!" Gua Xiaoxiao shouted out loud, but she was a little lacking in confidence.
"Wrong!" I began to put pressure on Gua Xiaoxiao. "If there is still a last chance, please seize it."
"Rogue!" Gua Xiaoxiao cursed angrily.
"What? What did you say?" I pretended not to hear clearly. "Is this your answer?"
"Hmph!" Gua Xiaoxiao ignored me and held my breath and fell into deep thoughts. What exactly is Xiaobai and Xiaobai? What exactly is it?!
"What is the answer to this question by my master?" Catherine once again put her upper body close to me and rubbed her with ulterior motives.
"Little bad guy, don't be anxious." I couldn't help but want to kiss her face, but because Bella and Huo were also beside me, I gave up the idea and just leaned back a little to feel the warm and fragrant jade behind me more comfortably.
"You can't answer this question, right?" Xun next to him also saw that Gu Xiaoxiao was completely confused about the last question.
"If I don't know, I'll give in early and honestly attack the master." Bella also kindly advised Gua Xiaoxiao.
"Bah! You monsters! I won't be fooled! I knew there was no answer to this question!!" Gua Xiaoxiao couldn't solve this question and started to be fooled. This is one of the most common tricks for girls.
"Hey? What did you say? There is no answer to this question?" I laughed at Gu Xiaoxiao. "You don't understand, I tell you that this question has a standard answer. I'll give you more time. If you think about it, you can't answer it again. You have to be willing to bet and accept the loss!"
"Birdman!!" Gua Xiaoxiao was so swearing that she was so swearing. She said something violently.
"Hey, I said you are a cultivator and you still call yourself "The Eighty-fifth Generation Disciple of Tantra" Why is your mouth so dirty? Really! Do you know, or can't you?" I tried hard to hold my melon and made a small note.
"Robber!" Gua Xiaoxiao's face turned red and changed her words slightly, but she still scolded me.
"Oh, you said 'rogue' This is your last answer? Are you sure?" Catherine also inserted her mouth.
"Hmph! I said it! There is no answer to this question!" Gua Xiaoxiao ignored Catherine's provocation and still came to me. It seemed that she was determined to wait for a while and refused to admit the correct answer I announced.
"Then good girl, you have used up your third chance." I smiled.
"Tsk! Scoundrel, what do you mean by your so-called 'answer'!"
"Miss Gua, have you learned English?" I was not in a hurry to tell the answer, just took a walk and hanged a set for Gua Xiaoxiao.
"Tsk! Of course I have learned it! I also understand Tibetan, French and Spanish!" When talking about his language talent, Gua Xiaoxiao looked arrogant.
"Okay, then I'll convince you if you lose!" I laughed twice.
"Pooh!"
"Xiaobai and Xiaobai's answer is "I paused" and it's the little white rabbit!"
ah?
Not only Gua Xiao Xiao Bella, Xun and Catherine were also stunned. Xiaobai and Xiaobai were equal to the little white rabbit? What do you care about?
"Have you learned English?" I teased melon and said, "
"Ah" Gua Xiaoxiao responded mechanically before she could react.
"What is the English word for number 2?"
“two”
"That's it. Xiaobai and Xiaobai are equal to Xiaobai two (rabbit) hehe." I laughed twice again.
"Ah?! You!!" Gua Xiaoxiao finally understood.
Chapter completed!