Chapter 1 The Eagle's Intention Is Not the Chicken
The north wind is bitter and the cool air is biting, just like Song Ankang's mood.
Looking at the kindergarten in front of him, Song Ankang said with a desperate look: "Dad, mom, big sister, little sister, three years later, I have been to kindergarten for thirteen years. I don't want to go to it anymore. Can I drop out of school?"
"You can try to drop out?" My father Song Liangcang raised his hand and slapped him: "Our Song family's poetry and study family is basically all primary school students, and there is no illiterate person with a lower education than the primary school degree. Even if you go to another thirty years, you will have to get into primary school and become a real primary school student."
My mother Dong Qiuyu slapped Song Liangcang in the backhand: "What are you doing? Don't hit my son. Kang Kang has been in kindergarten for thirteen years and is already suffering enough. Why do you still hit him?"
"Brother, I believe you will definitely be able to enter elementary school, get into junior high school, or even high school. You can hold on for a while. Sister is waiting for the day you become a primary school student. I will definitely agree to any requests you have at that time." The oval-faced and gentle elder sister Song Zhufu rubbed Song Ankang's beaten head and comforted her softly and softly.
With a melon-shaped face and delicate and charming little sister Song Taiping held Song Ankang's hand: "Second brother, I think you will definitely be able to get into elementary school this semester. If you become a primary school student, you should work hard to study."
Looking at the family who looked at him diligently on the surface, but in fact, he was escorting him to kindergarten. He lived on earth for more than 20 years and traveled to this parallel world for more than ten years. What else can Song Ankang, who is already in his forties, say?
It’s not that he doesn’t want to go to elementary school, but it’s really the Golden Finger Adventure Seal that doesn’t allow it!
As an ordinary young man who traveled from the earth, Song Ankang also had a golden finger, or it was this golden finger that brought Song Ankang from the earth to the Blue Star.
The Seal of Adventure is the name of the Golden Finger. It is square all over and looks like a piece of rotten wood. Song Ankang likes to call it the Seal of Adventure.
On the six planes of the Adventure Wooden Seal, there are the rotation of the sun and the moon, the magnificent mountains and rivers, and there are thousands of races standing in front of them... and it exudes a faint breath of ancient and vastness.
He looks quite intimidating, but he just doesn't do good things.
Just after traveling to this parallel blue star and becoming a small fetus, the Adventure Wood Seal sent a message saying that in order to take Song Ankang's soul through time, it had exhausted its energy and needed to absorb the energy from Song Ankang to wake up.
Before Song Ankang could understand what was going on, Adventure Wood Seals carried out a sixteen-year absorption of Song Ankang. You should know that when he first absorbed the energy of Song Ankang, Song Ankang was still a small fetus, and Dong Qiuyu had been pregnant with him for less than three months.
The adventure of Wood Seal is simply crazy, and such a small fetus can even sip!
Because most of the energy in the body was absorbed by the adventure wood seal, it only left Song Ankang with basic survival needs, so for sixteen years, Song Ankang was unable to embark on the path of cultivation and became a real elementary school student.
In this world, spiritual energy has been revived for six hundred years, and invaded by another world for a hundred years, martial arts has become unprecedentedly important and closely related to everyone's work and life.
In order to reflect the importance that countries around the world attach to martial arts, even learning is linked to martial arts. Without enough strength, even primary school cannot be attended.
Elementary school students, junior high school students, high school students... These names are no longer simply students' titles, but also the titles of practitioners of different levels, equivalent to titles such as fighters, fighters, masters, and masters in some worlds....
For example, first grade primary school students correspond to practitioners who practice blood mist, second grade primary school students correspond to practitioners who practice blood clouds... first grade students correspond to practitioners who practice gold bones.
Only by reaching the corresponding level of practice can one become a student of different grades. Otherwise, he would have to stay in kindergarten and be illiterate all his life.
Thanks to the "help" of the Golden Finger Adventure Wooden Seal, Song Ankang spent sixteen years not practicing qi and blood, and embarked on the path of cultivation, so he could only be a student of the kindergarten class.
Song Ankang is the oldest kindergarten student in Nantang County, and is also a laughing stock among relatives, friends and neighbors!
He has wanted to drop out of school and go home for three consecutive years. Unfortunately, he is escorted by his family every time, and this time is no exception.
"come on!"
Behind him, encouragement from his family came, and Song Ankang waved his hand powerlessly and walked into... Lantian Kindergarten.
"The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the birds say "Aoi, why are you carrying a small schoolbag..."
"A group of ducks swam by under the bridge in front of the door. Come and count..."
"Pick up the radish, pull up the radish, oh oh oh can't pull it..."
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Cheerful children's songs came from the speaker, and Song Ankang felt the urge to die. Although he was just an ordinary person when he was on Earth, he had graduated from college and was qualified to be called a college student.
But it’s great to come to this world. He doesn’t even have the qualifications to be a primary school student. By the way, his age is almost as good as many teachers in Lantian Kindergarten.
Morning news is being played on the nearby LCD TV, but few kindergarten students stop to watch.
Emperor Sun Kingdom spoke: "The average education of our Dabo Nation nation has reached the fourth grade of elementary school. Looking at the world, there are several ethnic groups that can compare with it."
The President of the Federal Empire spoke: "There are too many black charcoal people in the Federation. They are not good people. They are basically all kindergarten students. They have greatly lowered the average federal education level. They all have problems. These black charcoal people have brought too many problems to the Federation."
The Prime Minister said: "Our nobles who do not set sun are all elementary school students, to be precise, at least they are all elementary school students, among which there are many junior high school students, high school students, and even college students..."
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"Ankang, have you come to kindergarten to study again?"
Song Ankang's head teacher Chen Wenya walked out of the office last semester and looked at him and said.
Although Chen Wenya's words were disgusted, the white and tender bun had a smile on her face, and the rich joy almost overflowed. Obviously, Chen Wenya was quite welcome to Song Ankang's coming to be her student again.
The reason for this is that Song Ankang feels that it has a lot to do with his appearance in this life.
This is also a bit comforting for Song Ankang, who has traveled through time. Compared to the uncharacteristic and ordinary appearance in his previous life, Song Ankang, who inherited the advantages of his cheap parents in this life, is handsome and handsome.
It may be a bit exaggerated to say that she looks like Pan An, but she is definitely ten times or a hundred times better than Song Yu.
Song Ankang glanced at Chen Wenya: "Yes, it's not that your teaching level is too serious. I didn't graduate from kindergarten last year, so I can only continue to come."
"No, you are too stupid, how can you blame me?" Chen Wenya stretched out her slender hand and pointed Song Ankang's head: "Let me find a place to read the classics for yourself. When I finish teaching the calculation, you can play games with the children."
Song Ankang's face turned dark: "Can't it be a childish eagle catching chicken game again?"
"Bingo, congratulations, you guessed it right, who made the children like to play this?" Chen Wenya smiled and said, "It's still the same. If you are a chicken mother, I am an eagle. The loser will be kissed."
Before Song Ankang could object, Teacher Chen Wenya had already jumped to teach the children in the first class. Song Ankang naturally didn't have to learn any more about the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of the children learned within the hundreds of digits.
Song Ankang's achievements in mathematics are probably more than all the teachers in Lantian Kindergarten.
After reading the classics for a while, Chen Wenya, who was ill-hearted, forced Song Ankang to play the game of catching eagles with the children in the first class of junior high school. As an eagle, Chen Wenya is already a third-grade primary school student and her strength is ten times better than Song Ankang. How could Song Ankang resist it?
Chapter completed!