Chapter 68 Good friends!
Xiao Feng's words changed Feng Long's face. Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng could see through the plans he arranged! The plan was like this. He first sent his confidant to secretly call Xu Nuo, scared her, and finally handed over a life-saving straw.
This life-saving straw is Xiao Feng! Xu Nuo was scared very much, so of course he chose to grab this life-saving straw, so everything was natural. Xiao Feng was attracted to the dance party. Of course, even if Xiao Feng didn't come, the plan was not a failure. At least Feng Long really planned to force Xu Nuo today!
But when he heard Xiao Feng's last few words, he couldn't help but become furious: "Xiao Feng, this is not your crazy place! Come on! Drag him out for me!"
"I'll count one, two, three, Feng Laoer, if you don't take off your pig face, I'll let your son lack a part." Xiao Feng raised three fingers and his eyes fell in one place.
"one"
"two"
"Three" Xiao Feng frowned and was about to take action to leave an eternal mark for Feng Long.
"Stop! Xiao Feng, my son is right. This is not a place for you to show off!" A slightly majestic voice sounded, and then Zhu Bajie next to him took off his mask and revealed his original face.
When Xu Nuo saw this Zhu Bajie in the distance, he was shocked. Isn’t this the Zhu Bajie that Xiao Feng made fun of at the beginning? After a closer look, it turned out to be true that he was the famous Feng Laoer in Jiuquan City!
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Laoer who was as fat as a pig and sneered: "Bastard, you are becoming more and more like a pig!"
As soon as Xiao Feng's words fell, the people around him were shocked to the ground. Who is this kid? Are you looking for death? The person who dares to talk to Feng Laoer like this in Jiuquan should not have the number of hands. After all, offending Feng Laoer, I guess he will disappear in this world tonight!
Feng Laoer's fat face was so angry that he suddenly grabbed the vegetables on the table next to him and smashed them towards Xiao Feng. "Little bastard, as soon as he met, you called me a pig!"
Xiao Feng did not hide at the flying plate, and let the soup and vegetables on the plate sprinkle on him. "Feng Lao Er, it's my turn!" As he said that, he also walked towards the nearest table, picked up the cake on it, and suddenly stuck it on Feng Lao Er's face.
Feng Long was shocked and roared angrily: "Xiao Feng, you are looking for death!" As he said that, he didn't care about so many people around him, and pulled out the pistol from his lower back and was about to shoot.
"Feng Long, you'd better not move! I guess your gun is not as fast as mine!" Zhang Yu sneered, pointing at Feng Long's head with a dark muzzle.
When the guests around him saw the two of them pull out their guns, they were so scared that they screamed, especially some female guests, who were already screaming loudly and cried, and chaos suddenly broke out in the scene.
Feng Lao Er hurriedly wiped off the cake on his face and shouted loudly: "Don't move." Then he turned to look at his son: "Put your toy gun away and stand there first. It's nothing you can do!"
Xiao Feng also cooperated and pointed at Zhang Yu: "Xiao Yuzi, don't scare Mr. Long with a toy gun. He is timid, be careful to scare him to pee his pants. You can stand beside him and protect Sister Xu Nuo."
Neither Feng Long nor Zhang Yu were fools, so they looked at each other and slowly put away their guns.
"Little bastard, I thought you were dead outside." Feng Laoer's fat body suddenly pounced on him, and at the same time the sticky butter in his hand wiped towards Xiao Feng's face.
Xiao Feng dodged sideways, grabbed Feng Laoer's neck collar, and laughed wildly, "If you don't die, how can I die!" After saying that, he didn't even look at it, grabbed a plate of dishes on the table and poured it on Feng Laoer's face and mouth.
"Ahem, bastard, dad, little bastard, this is chili!" Feng Laoer screamed, and tears flowed out with his nose and tears.
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Lao Er's nostrils with two red peppers inserted into his nostrils, and laughed: "This is called peppers inserted into his pig's nose." As he said that, he let go of Feng Lao Er's neck and took a few steps back.
All the guests around were stunned at the two people who were "showing", a little unbelieving. Is this person with red peppers in his nose a Master Feng who can shake three times by stomping his feet?! It's impossible, this is definitely an illusion!
Feng Long felt that the muscles on his face were stiff and he looked at his father in surprise. What was going on? Judging from his appearance, he seemed to know Xiao Feng! Not only did he know him, he also seemed to be very familiar with him!
"Cough cough." Feng Laoer coughed, pulled out the peppers from his nose, wiped the vegetable soup and cream on his fat face with his sleeve, and pointed at Xiao Feng without caring about his big face: "Damn, you kid... you don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young!"
Xiao Feng grinned: "Just, are you old or young? Stop being funny! Damn, stop making trouble, so many people are watching."
Feng Laoer looked around, his old face turned red, and he bowed to him: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I'm a little excited when I meet an old friend. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
What can the guests around him say? I am busy taking the same steps and starting: "It's okay, it's okay!" But the expressions on each face were so exciting and exciting. In their hearts, they had already determined that this young man and Mr. Feng were good friends!
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Long with his mouth open beside him, his eyes rolled, and a smirk appeared on his face, and patted Feng Lao Er on the shoulder: "I said Feng Lao Er, your son seems to be frightened. Call him over and introduce me to him, so that his mother will not worry about killing me."
When Feng Laoer heard this, he felt it made sense and hurriedly shouted: "Dalong, come here, I'll introduce you to a friend."
"Damn, what friend, damn, are there anyone who judges you like? What should he call me!" Xiao Feng was unhappy.
Feng Laoer patted his head and nodded: "I'm confused, Dalong, come here quickly."
Feng Long looked at the old man, then looked at Xiao Feng, and suddenly felt the urge to buy a piece of tofu and killed him. However, the old man named him and dared not go over. He hurriedly walked forward: "Dad, what's the matter?"
"Come on, Dalong, I'll introduce you to Xiao Feng, this is Xiao Feng." Feng Laoer pointed at Xiao Feng and said.
Xiao Feng smiled wickedly, holding the idea of taking advantage of the situation and taking advantage of it, and looked at Feng Long: "Feng Long, your father and I are friends for ages, just call me Uncle Xiao."
"..." Feng Long glared at Xiao Feng, his face speechless. The relationship between these two people has changed too much, right? He is thinking about the person he is about to kill, and in a blink of an eye he becomes his uncle?!
Zhang Yu next to him grinned and gave a thumbs up in his heart: "Damn, Brother Feng is Brother Feng, he is mighty! Hey, no matter how seniority is, Feng Long has to call me uncle?" Thinking of this relationship, Zhang Yu smiled on his face.
Xu Nuo was also very complicated at this time. The scene in front of him was not illusory, right? Why did Xiao Feng become Feng Long's uncle again? No wonder Xiao Feng was confident that Feng Long was afraid of him. Can he not be afraid of his uncle? But no matter what, at least he doesn't have to worry about his own safety.
Feng Laoer looked at his son staring at Xiao Feng without saying anything, for fear of offending this pervert Xiao, and slapped Feng Long on the back of the head: "Dalong, call uncle quickly! Don't worry, Uncle Xiao will not treat you badly."
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Long with a smile, feeling so happy. Boy, if it weren't for the relationship between Feng Lao Er, would you think you could still live a life until now? Uncle Called to Uncle He would not suffer any loss!
Feng Long was slapped by Feng Lao Er, and looked at the 'smacking smile' on Xiao Feng's face. He couldn't help but feel aggrieved. He lowered his head with tears in a voice that he could only hear: "Uncle Xiao~"
Feng Laoer was furious: "You haven't eaten, so make a louder sound!" After saying that, he reached out to pat his son again. The joke was that the day before yesterday, he heard his incompetent son offended a young man named Xiao Feng abroad. He was so scared that he didn't sleep all night and flew back the next day.
He wanted to see if this Xiao Feng was the pervert Xiao he knew. Feng Laoer himself had a deep understanding of Xiao Feng. He must not be his enemy if he could be Xiao Feng's friend, otherwise he would not know how to die. When he came back to see his son, fortunately, Pervert Xiao might be looking at his face, and Feng Long was still awkward. Thank God!
"Hey, hey, Feng Laoer, what are you doing? Don't beat the child, just talk to him." Xiao Feng said earnestly.
Feng Long stared at Xiao Feng, gritted his teeth, and three words popped out from his teeth: "Uncle Xiao!!"
Xiao Feng didn't care about Feng Long's bad attitude. He nodded with a smile on his face and pulled out a 50-cent steel bark from his pocket: "Give it to me, child, uncle, what I gave you to pay for. Haha, put it away."
"..." Everyone looked at the golden steel whispered in Xiao Feng's hand speechlessly, muttering to himself, this uncle is really generous!
Feng Long felt that he was about to get angry, it was unbearable! Xiao Feng was insulting himself. No, even if it was the old man's face, I wouldn't give it to him!
Just as he was about to have an attack, the old man's words immediately made him sweat.
"Dalong, he is the person I often mention to you." Feng Lao Er whispered.
Of course Feng Long knew who 'that person' was referring to! He hurriedly wiped his cold sweat, and filled his smile on his face. He stretched out his hands to take the steel horn and said respectfully: "Thank you, Uncle Xiao."
"..." Feng Long's change in attitude before and after shocked everyone, and they began to guess who Xiao Feng was!
Of course, Xiao Feng knew why Feng Long changed his attitude. He looked up and glared at Feng Lao Er, making a threatening gesture. Then, he pulled Xu Nuo over and patted Feng Long on the shoulder: "Dalong, this is your aunt, do you know what to do in the future?"
Feng Long dared not have any other meaning, so he nodded in obedience: "I understand, hello, aunt."
"..." Xu Nuo forced a smile: "Uh, Mr. Long, you should call me Sister Nuo."
Chapter completed!