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Chapter 261 Wake Up, Stupid William

"Buried the Qing Dynasty"

Zhu Jinsong is very troublesome.

If you talk about it since ancient times, Zhu Jinsong is really not false at all. Even if Wang Xuance did not bury some broken pots or jars back then, Zhu Jinsong could still find enough records from historical books. If it really doesn't work, people can bury some of them quickly.

At worst, I would find a few tombs from the Tang Dynasty and dig some things from the Tang Dynasty to bury them. Anyway, there is no shortage of this thing at the entrance of Zhongyuan Hall.

The key is that there is something wrong at this time. You can’t really regard them as a Haha just because they look like a Haha. If we really put it strictly, England at this time is more like a wolf disguised as a Haha.

Although Zhu Jinsong is not as weak as England, even if he starts the film, he is confident enough to win. But if the two companies really start the film, it would probably be the first big battle for the entire Little Breaking Ball. The pots and jars at Daming's house would have to be broken.

Besides, England and France are opening films with the Habsburg family in Europe for the sake of the little slaughter. If the Ming Dynasty suddenly beat England up, wouldn’t it affect the little slaughter?

So, the current situation is similar to what Shakespeare said: if you fight or not, this is a problem to step on the horse.

The same question was set in front of George III.

This incident made William I, who had once asked George III for help but was rejected, and was also the first king of the Dutch royal family.

"What did I say at the beginning? Oh, I remembered it, what I said: Mingguo is like a big eater who will never be satisfied, he is frantically devouring everything he can see!"

"It's obvious that George, it's the British East India's turn now. There are only two ways in front of you. Or just like I handed over the Dutch East India, I handed over the British East India to the Ming Kingdom, making the Ming Kingdom, which was already extremely king, even bigger."

"Or, just turn back to Europa, contact other countries of Europa, and start a war with the Ming Dynasty and let that damn little sabotage die. This world shouldn't have the final say in the Ming people."

However, what disappointed and even angered William I was that George III looked at him as if he was looking at a fool.

"William, I have told you countless times that the core interests of England are consistent with the Ming Dynasty."

"This world is indeed not decided by the Ming Kingdom, but by the five great good people who are the little broken pot. England is one of the five good people, and the Ming Kingdom is the dominant one. Can you understand that?"

George III said sarcastically: "Or take a step back, even if England and France, together with the Habsburgs, even the Saint Goose, Ottoman, and the Saint Thief Eagles, all of them united to attack the Ming Dynasty, who would win in the end?"

William said in a deep voice: "Of course, Europa will win, no matter how powerful Ming Kingdom is, can it still be strong enough to fight against the whole world?"

George III laughed and said, "Of course not, my stupid William."

But before William I could see a smile on his face, George III continued: "But Ming can punish the whole world!"

"The best steam engines now are made in the Ming Dynasty, and the artillery and firing guns equipped by the French and English troops were made in the Ming Dynasty, including the cigarettes you smoke, the soap and sulfur soap you use for bathing, the toilet paper you use for toilets, and the best silk and porcelain in the world. These are all produced in the Ming Dynasty."

"After leaving Ming Kingdom, are you planning to return to the barbaric medieval era?"

"Also, you have to know how vast the land, how many people there are, how large the army has, and how large the army has. The Ming Kingdom accounts for one-third of the world's population. They have nearly one million permanent troops, and they can even expand to three million or even five million at any time. Their army accounts for half of all the troops in the world!"

"What are you going to fight with Ming Kingdom? Do you take the declining Netherlands? Or do you want the whole world to completely retreat to the medieval ages?"

"Wake up, stupid William, this conflict with the Ming army is a completely misunderstanding. The truth of the matter is that the damn diapers attacked the Ming army without authorization, and the Ming army was just to fight back."

William I snorted coldly and said, "What? The Ming army's counterattack was obviously not just a counterattack. They will soon destroy your England-East India!"

George III shrugged and said indifferently: "The misunderstanding has been resolved, right? There is a conflict, but there is no war."

"Also, we England are ready to give up British East India. Those damn diapers are so disgusting. They always do something inexplicable and always make a bunch of messy problems."

"Just like the stupid goose selling Alaska and East Siberia, we in England are also preparing to sell British East India, and believe that the Ming people will give us a very fair price."

This time it was William I the turn to see George III as a fool: "George, I still firmly believe that you will regret it, and the whole of Europa will regret it. Your indulgence to Ming Kingdom is exactly the greatest confidence of Ming Kingdom!"

George III shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm about to reach the place where Ming Dynasty ruled. I think it's time to end this topic. Please remember, William, you came to Ming to seek the opportunity to restore the Netherlands and to let the Netherlands join the small pot. I hope you don't cause trouble for yourself or the Netherlands anymore?"

Speaking of this, George III drew a cross on his chest and said to William I: "Do you know, William, the Ming Kingdom is the only country I have ever seen that encourages civilians to rebel. Although they prohibited the possession of artillery and muskets from the people, they allowed all civilians to receive military training. As for their emperor, as for publicly speaking in the newspaper, if something goes wrong with this country, he will allow the people to overthrow his rule, and the Ming army must stand on the side of the civilians."

"For a long time, the emperors of the Ming Dynasty did this, and the army of the Ming Dynasty did this. If there were any dangerous things every day, their soldiers would rather sacrifice themselves to protect the safety of their civilians, which made their army and civilians full of trust."

"Mingguo has a saying: If even the emperor and the army cannot trust, then who else can we trust?"

"Their civilians can send their last child to the army to serve in the army, or they can send the last little food in the family to the army as military rations."

"William, you have never been to Ming. You don't know how their civilians view their emperor's civilians. They can give everything for the emperor's orders, even their own lives. If the emperor of Ming said he wanted to fight, then all the people of this country would happily go to fight with muskets, including women and children."

"Also, Napoleon, who shined brightly in the war with the Habsburg family recently, had only average results in the Ming Dynasty Military Academy. The Ming Dynasty could find several thousand or even tens of thousands of generals who were stronger than him."

"You can't afford to offend such a country, and none of us can afford to offend such a country. All we can do is try not to provoke him."

William I nodded and responded, but the expression on his face was as gloomy as if he had eaten three pounds of stinky dog ​​shit.

But William I didn't really believe what George I said, because William I couldn't believe that there was such a country in the world?

The emperor who encourages civilians to rebel?

Use your own life to exchange for the lives of civilians?

Send the last bit of food to the army as military ration?

Ha, this is simply the funny joke in the world. There are so many countries and troops in Europe. Which one is like this? And Napoleon, his grades at the Ming Dynasty Military Academy were just average? That must be because the Ming Dynasty Military Academy deliberately lowered his grades!

Just as William I was secretly complaining about the Ming Dynasty in his heart, the ship where William I and George I were paused slightly, and then stopped steadily.

William I took a deep breath and said, "It seems that we should have arrived in Ming Dynasty now. I should have a good experience of what you said."

George III shook his head and said, "You are wrong, William, we are now in the Old Port Province, which is the original Dutch East India, which is still a long way from the Ming Dynasty."

While talking, they came to the deck. After seeing the busy dock and buildings rising from afar, William I couldn't help but ask: "Is this the original East India?"

George III nodded and said, "Yes, this is the original Dutch East India, and now his name in Ming Dynasty has been restored, and it is called the Old Port Province."

"William, in just a few months, can you still see the shadow of the Dutch East India here?"

William I shook his head and said, "I can't see it, but I've seen the letter from the Seventeen gentlemen to me. The East India in the letter is not as prosperous as before."

George III laughed and said, "Business? Maybe, maybe in our eyes, this is a metropolis comparable to London or Paris, but in the eyes of Ming people, this is an absolute countryside, and it is a relatively poor countryside."

William I felt that George III was fooling him, so he rushed to and from busy construction sites, carriages and workers, as well as the huge port in front of him, such a prosperous place, which can actually be called the countryside?

William I also laughed and said, "I am looking forward to seeing the real Ming Kingdom and seeing how prosperous they can be."

George III shook his head and said, "You probably misunderstood the reason why the civilians in the Ming Dynasty said this is the countryside because it is far away from the Ming Dynasty."

"Of course, compared with many larger cities in the Ming Dynasty, this is indeed a poor countryside. You will know this after you see the city of the Ming Dynasty."

Although he is known as the Crazy King, George III's IQ is still online. In addition, he invited a doctor from Ming Kingdom to help him recuperate his nerves. George III hasn't had a crazy illness for a long time recently.

George III is definitely a good tour guide when he is conscious.

"This is Danang, and it has not been long since it belonged to Ming Dynasty. Look, is this place more prosperous than the old port?"

"Paradise? No, no, this is not paradise, but the Guangzhou Port of the Ming Dynasty. In the Qing Dynasty, it was called the Thirteen Tours of Guangdong. All trades had to pass here, and they could only pass here. Now it can only be regarded as one of the several major ports of the Ming Dynasty."
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