Chapter 52: Magistrate Li (1)
Chapter 52: County Magistrate Li (Part 1)
Everyone laughed in a while, but couldn't say he was wrong.
Seeing that he was not as difficult as he was silent this time, County Magistrate Lu laughed dryly and said, "It's my turn. My topic is 'Reunion, reunion, thousands of difficulties, thousands of difficulties'." As he said, he chanted eight sentences that had been long ago and said, "The rising sun rises, reunion, round; the colorful clouds in the sky are connected; the stars in the night sky are thousands of times, and it is difficult to pick them down."
County Magistrate Li twisted his beard and pondered for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands and smiled, "Since, listen to me. He said, "The lotus flowers in the pond are round; the roots of the lotus roots are connected; the lotus roots are broken and silky, thousands of them; weaving them with cloth is difficult." Everyone applauded repeatedly. Although this sentence is not as elegant as County Magistrate Lu, one is the questioner and the other is the responder. It goes without saying which is difficult and which is easier.
This question is a bit difficult, but County Magistrate Hou couldn't remember it for a long time, so he had to knock on the bowl with chopsticks and smiled bitterly: "I'm hungry." Then he drank a cup of white wine.
Silence was the last one, and I had already made up my mind and smiled at the county magistrate Lu and said, "The four of you sit around and reunite; the wine is mixed, and the wine is inextricable; the punishment for me to drink is difficult."
"Hahahaha..." Seeing that County Magistrate Lu's nose was crooked, County Magistrate Li burst into laughter, wiped his tears and slapped the table, "You little guy, you are very tricky." Feng Shui took turns. Seeing that the "mung bean fly" was defeated, County Magistrate Li almost shouted "Silence, I support you!"
The reason why Silence dared to fight back was because he understood that the two county magistrates seemed to have become a powerful force, but he unfortunately became the focus of their fight. Instead of being wronged and being angry, it would be better to show off the carriage and horses, and think that Kuaiji and the county magistrate won glory and revenge happily!
County Magistrate Lu, who was hit by a blow, recovered for a long time and pinched his beard and said, "Silence, how dare you match me?"
"I will listen to you." Chen Silent smiled slightly.
"Listen to my order!" County Magistrate Lu slapped the table and said with a glaring eyes: "The first couplet is 'Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat water, and the water comes out.'" The four sentences are connected at the beginning and end, and they are incompatible with each other.
"The stream returns to the river, the river returns to the river, the river returns to the sea, the sea is wide open in the sky." Silent smiled slightly. The four sentences wanted to be connected at the beginning and end, and they were reunited layer by layer.
"Water has insects, it will be turbid; water has fish, it will be fishing; water has water, rivers and lakes are vast." County Magistrate Lu came out another couplet.
"The root is the root, the top is the ground, the top is the ground, the wood, wood, and the pines and cypresses are in full bloom." The silent eyelids said to him without blinking, which immediately attracted the cheers of County Magistrate Li.
County Magistrate Lu suddenly smiled and said slowly: "Mo is a black dog, and the dog is brave enough to bark!" This directly picked the words from the name of silence and scolded him.
‘Ah! How dare you scold me for being a dog?’ Silence was still a bit conscientious, so he was not polite and sneered: “Lu has two mouths, eat the little people in one bite!” He also took out a word from the name of the county magistrate Lu, scolding him for bullying others and oppressing the little people!
"Okay!" County Magistrate Li praised again. He found that the silence was really amazing. No matter what the pair came, he really found the treasure.
County Magistrate Lu felt very sad and sighed helplessly: "With a tree is a chess, and without a tree is a chess. If you go to the chess, you will become bully. If you swim in shallow water, you will be bullied. Fish swim in shallow water and are bullied by shrimps, and tigers fall into plains and are bullied by dogs." This is a scolding that he is silent and ungrateful, and he is offended, like shrimps and local dogs.
"The sir is so serious." Silent raised his eyebrows and smiled, "With water is also a stream, and without water is also a chicken. When you go to the water by the stream, you will become a chicken. The cat is as powerful as a tiger, and the phoenix is not as good as a chicken!" He told the magistrate Lu tactfully that the reason why people are majestic is because of their status. If the two of them are free of place, our majesticism will have to be changed!
"Okay!" County Magistrate Li high-high excitedly and said, "Good right!"
After being perfectly met by someone, County Magistrate Lu had to drink three cups in a row, scratched his head and said, "Three days of crystal characters, there will be a day without a day, every day, 36,000 days in a hundred years."
"The word "Pin" has three mouths, and you should open your mouth and open your mouth. Please give me a glass of wine." I smiled silently and picked up another glass and said.
County Magistrate Lu had to drink another drink. He knew that if this was the case, he would have to drink to death. He was finally convinced. Just as he was about to admit defeat, he saw a maid coming down from the second floor of the pleasure boat, pretending to be a drink, and secretly stuffing him a note.
County Magistrate Lu opened his palm without showing any expression and couldn't help but show his joy. He laughed and said, "Silence, you are indeed a master of this, but I have another order. If you can match it, you will win today!" After a tit-for-tat confrontation, he was actually completely convinced, but he was arrogant by nature and didn't know a word of losing.
Feeling the other party's attitude eased, the silence was naturally happy to go down the steps, and nodded and smiled: "Adults are indeed talented, and students are already exhausted, so they can only do it with all their might."
County Magistrate Li also felt that he had won enough money today, and laughed and said, "The two are playing games and meeting good talents. I and Lord Hou are a feast for their eyes and open their eyes." County Magistrate Hou quickly nodded and agreed, "It's really satisfying."
"I don't think it's better than this last couple. We should all compete with each other. No matter what the winner is?" County Magistrate Li continued to laugh and said, "Since ancient times, there has been no first in literature. What's the point of fighting around?"
'You have been fighting for enough.' County Magistrate Lu secretly complained, but was worried that if he lost again, he would really not be able to get out of Taiwan. He had to laugh and said, "Okay." He said, clearing his throat and said, "We'll have a pagoda word this time."
"Are you going to be with the 17th Order?" asked with a silent smile. The word "Bata" is also called "Bata" and the sentences from one word to seventh Order have a rhyme, or two sentences are stacked into one rhyme. Because the number of words in each sentence or two sentences increases in sequence, the shape is like a pagoda, hence the name.
Chapter completed!