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Chapter 30 Right (Part 2)

Chapter 30: Correct (Part 2)

On the one hand, silence must avoid embarrassment, and on the other hand, it cannot be taken advantage of by others, so he must eat the things on this table. To solve this problem, he used Tai Chi to return the problem to County Magistrate Li. Whether County Magistrate Li answered yes or no, he could easily deal with it according to his own wishes. He never said "thought or not", but expressed his meaning clearly, which made all the tricks of County Magistrate Li ineffective.

County Magistrate Li was stunned at first, then laughed loudly and said, "What a spear to attack his shield." He said, pointing to the esophagus on the table: "Enjoy it."

Chen Si only agreed not to move because the county magistrate had not given him a seat yet. Do you want him to hold him and chew him?

"Do you want to sit?" County Magistrate Li smiled and said, "I'll send out a first couplet. If you meet, you will sit and eat. If you don't meet, you can only stand and eat."

"This... the student listened to the adult's first couplet." Chen Ji was a little scared and said with a tough forehead. Although he used to like to match the couplets and guess riddles, now he has been studying hard for many years in vain and should be able to cope with it for a few times. But in the past, it was all about Yixing, and it would be harmless if he didn't match it. This time it was related to the fate of the eldest son, so how could he not be nervous?

But this guy has one advantage. No matter what he lies in his heart, he can be as stable as Mount Tai on his face, giving people the feeling of being in a wise bead.

Seeing that he was full of confidence, the county magistrate said to himself: 'I have something difficult.' His eyes were glanced around, hoping to find some inspiration. Seeing Zuo Zhuan on the table, he subconsciously picked it up and flipped it over a few times. County Magistrate Li suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "I have it."

As he said excitedly, he rubbed his hands together and said, "Listen to my top couplet... Read the left and right from top to bottom, and turn the book to the right." Although it is not very elegant, it includes the four directions of up, down, left and right. If you want to be neatly matched in silence, you have to use such words, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter, east, south, north, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui, etc.

If you want to use all four characters in a long and short sentence, and the third character must be the same character, it must be different. For example, the left of "Zuo Zhuan" does not refer to the left, but the meaning of Zuo Qiuming. How can you easily deal with these layers of tricks be superimposed?

I was silent and could not imagine that the first couple I met was so tricky, so I had to rack my brains to think, and my eyes were like County Magistrate Li, constantly searching everywhere, hoping to get some inspiration.

Seeing that he was in deep thought, County Magistrate Li couldn't help but feel a little proud. He picked up a piece of watermelon and chewed it up until he chewed the watermelon into a melon peel, and he couldn't meet it even in silence. County Magistrate Li was disappointed again and threw the melon peel eastward, preparing to make another simple one. If he couldn't answer, he would change his face and see him off and no longer waste time.

Seeing him sitting there and throwing the melon peel, his eyes lit up in front of him, and he blurted out: "Sit south and north to eat watermelon, and throw the skin east to the east." The answer was even more inelegant, but it was extremely appropriate to the north and south to the top and bottom, watermelon to the left pass, and east to the right.

What's even more rare is that this is a perfect fit, and it also reflects his urgent wisdom. County Magistrate Li chewed it several times, and finally clapped his hands and praised: "It's right!"

The silence was soaked, and he wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled, "Thank you for your praise," and then he was about to sit down and eat the melon.

"Let's go." County Magistrate Li was unwilling to accept it and raised his hand and smiled, "I have another one. If you answer, I will find an errand for your father in the county government. If you can't answer, you will still eat while standing."

Silence opened to victory, morale was high, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "Students will follow."

County Magistrate Li saw the lotus flowers in the pond for the first time, and then went out the first couplet and said, "Who should the lotus flowers in the pond be hit by red fists?" Following his gaze, he saw the lotus flowers in the pond in silence. After thinking for a moment, he replied, "What do you want to stretch your green palms on the water?"

County Magistrate Li refused to give in and continued, "The flowers are blooming in front of the courtyard!" This is obviously the beginning of another series of pairs.

Seeing that the magistrate's face turned green, he was silent and said that he could not continue to be right. If he kept winning, this guy would definitely blame him for not giving him face and would not be able to wear it in the future. But if he lost intentionally, he would not show his ability.

'I have to think of a way to achieve the best of both worlds.' After thinking silently, he bowed to the county magistrate and said, "Your Excellency Mr. Li."

Magistrate Li was stunned for a moment and said strangely: "What did you tell me to do?"

"Yes, right." Chen Si spread his hands.

"Right." Li Zhixian nodded and said, "Listen."

"Your Excellency Mr. Li." Chen Si said again.

"I know my surname is Li!" Li County Magistrate frowned and said, "Don't mention it again."

"Sir, I misunderstood." Chen Si shook his head, squinted his eyes and said, "The five words "Your Excellency Mr. Li" are the second couplet!"

"Ah?" County Magistrate Li was shocked and lowered his head and thought, "I'll talk about it before the court."

"I'm going to you." Chen Si spread his hands and said, "Is there any problem with the Pavilion, the front and the bottom?"

County Magistrate Li couldn't help but nodded and continued, "I said 'The flowers are about to bloom'."

"The student is right to 'Mr. Li.'" Silent smiled bitterly: "The flowers are right to plum, first to turn, and let them go."

"The flowers are blooming in front of the courtyard, Mr. Li." County Magistrate Li finally figured out that this was a neat word, but the content of the two sides was right but the horns of the goat were right. It was even more rare that this kid even walked himself in. The more he thought about it, the more cola he became, and he couldn't help laughing.

After laughing until his stomach cramped, County Magistrate Li wiped his tears and said, "Why do you think of this right?"

"Students are ignorant and shallow." Silently scratched their heads, and said with a honest look: "I am really exhausted from the skills of the donkey. I can only seek to be neat and neat, but I can't take care of it in my opinion."

County Magistrate Li burst into laughter again, feeling that he had not been so happy for many years.

Chen Si thought that he was "the skill of a donkey was exhausted", so the couple naturally felt sorry for him. County Magistrate Li reached out to ask him to sit down and looked at him with a smile, only to feel that he was the best-selling person in this world. Not only was he quick-witted, but he also knew how to advance and retreat. If a child was in such a failure, who could still have a future?

Thinking of this, County Magistrate Li looked at him with a 'a child-taught' look, hoping that silent could feel his appreciation and be grateful to him.

But he was so embarrassed by the silence that Chen Jing said that it is popular for both men and women to take advantage of each other. County Magistrate Li is not an old rabbit, right?

He coughed lightly, interrupted County Magistrate Li's affectionate gaze, lowered his head silently and said, "Sir, can I eat melons?"
Chapter completed!
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