Lin Kun was speechless, but the man in glasses still looked puzzled. He didn't understand why the netizens always "yes" correct when it comes to such a discussion topic?

In fact, Lin Kun still admires that female netizen very much. At least she will reply "Yes". If it were someone else, it would have been blocked.

But they are all classmates, so Lin Kun naturally won’t hit the man with eyes, so he said strategically: “In fact, when chatting online, the 'yes' girls say also has many meanings, especially the accompanying punctuation marks, which also means the problem. If it is just a 'yes', it may be impatient and perfunctory, but if it is 'yes.', it means you are sure of your meaning. If it is 'yes~~', it may be a spoiled or a comfortable hum. If it is 'yes!', it means she has a firm recognition and recognition, and even urgent need."

The nerd man with glasses naturally didn't know that there were so many mysteries. Of course, Lin Kun was also a fool. When he chatted online, the other party said 'yes'. In fact, there was only one consciousness, that is, speechlessness and boredom, and there was no consciousness to continue.

In addition to ‘Hmm’, there are ‘Oh, ah, and…’!

The man in glasses recalled extremely excitedly, those 'uh's' with the kind of punctuation marks. At this moment, the man in school uniform spoke: "No matter what, just 'uh' means that the other party is not interested in you."

It turned out that nerds would also sarcastically and attack each other. The man in glasses glared at him fiercely. The man in school uniform didn't care at all and said proudly: "Do you know, I also have a female netizen. Last night I chatted with her, she actually asked enthusiastically whether there is any Japanese romance action movie on my computer."

"What do you say?" the man in glasses asked curiously, obviously a little extreme.

"Of course I said there was one," said the man in the school uniform.

Lin Kun asked, "Then what did she say?"

The man in the school uniform suddenly felt like frost-beating eggplant, and said listlessly: "She said, if you have a movie, go and watch it. It's so boring to chat with you."

Cold sweat suddenly poured down Lin Kun's forehead like rain. The two of them were not here to chat with him, but to make him laugh. He had seen him a lot, but he was both a nerd and a nerd. He also saw him for the first time.

Taking advantage of this topic, the two nerds talked about women with Lin Kun. Obviously, they wanted to get some ways to please women from Lin Kun, that is, secrets to pick up girls and make girls.

Of course Lin Kun would not tell them that there is no secret to picking up girls, and there is no shortcut to take them. Moreover, this is Lin Kun’s capital to settle down now. He is a part-time worker, and helping people pick up girls is his biggest business.

So, Lin Kun made jokes with them, never spitting out, and said some unnutritional nonsense. The two of them were so anxious that they scratched their ears and heads.

Just as the two were about to speak directly, Lin Kun suddenly changed the topic and asked the man in school uniform, saying, "Tell me, what kind of woman do you like as your lifelong companion?"

The man in the school uniform was slightly stunned, scratched his head, very dull, and blushed. He grunted for a long time and said, "I like women with the same number of pixels."

Pu Zu? Lin Kun was confused and frowned, and a nerd aura came to his face.

I heard from the man in the school uniform say: "She should be like 3, with a bulging figure in front and tilted back, full and charming, like 2, although the smallest and very weak, she can snuggle in my arms, making me feel accomplished, and be like 7 at home, sharp and domineering, in charge of all the big and small things in the house, so that I don't bother me."

As he heard his ambition, Lin Kun's forehead was almost falling off, and this was all messy.

He once heard of women who describe them as milk tea, honey, and fruits and vegetables, but for the first time he heard someone not treating women as "prime".

Maybe this is the characteristic of nerds, maybe nerds in the chemistry department like to use chemical elements to describe girls, maybe nerds in the sports department like to use dumbbells and barbells to describe girls.

Lin Kun studies archaeology, so he can’t describe girls with graves, right?

Since Lin Kun started, the two nerds immediately became very interested and talked about women with Lin Kun.

But Lin Kun had no common topics with them at all, and soon began to get sleepy, but the two of them kept pestering him. Lin Kun had no choice but to stop their thoughts and said with a wry smile: "Actually, you tell me that women are really playing the piano of cows. I don't know anything about women. I am also a bachelor. At noon, I was still lying on the rostrum of the playground, stroking a stroke towards the blue sky and white clouds to meet my inner needs. At that time, I felt like it was the whole world, and there was a muffled thunder coming from the sky. I thought it was the sky moaning, and the drizzle was floating in the sky. I thought it was the sky's high court. Next time I was going to dig a hole and bury my 'dual' into the soil. Do you know what I was going to do? That's right, I want the sun and earth!"

The two nerds were stunned when they heard this, and they watched Lin Kun fall down and fall asleep again on the table, as if Ritian was exhausted.

Lin Kun was determined to pretend to be dead and ignored them. He quickly fell asleep. He just woke up when the bell rang after class, but fell asleep soon, and didn't even hear the bell for the second class.

I didn't see Su Xuewei coming in with a stack of ancient books. It was her class and she wanted to teach ancient Chinese.

When Su Xuewei saw Lin Kun sleeping, she felt a little relieved, and at the same time she was very angry. This guy didn't give him any face.

Everyone was sitting upright waiting for Su Xuewei to attend class. She didn't want to delay others because Lin Kun was alone, nor did she want to ask Lin Kun to get up, because he might not say that he would embarrass her with any sharp words.

She turned her attention to the classroom, opened the book and started to give lectures, and was still reading and appreciating ancient poems, so as to understand ancient culture and style.

Su Xuewei soon got into the state, which was related to her clothes today. She was wearing a long trousers and a neutral black suit, and all the buttons were buttoned up, and the shirt was not exposed. She was quite conservative and no longer had to worry about the students being distracted, and mothers no longer had to worry about the children's studies.

This made her devote herself to her and began to give a serious lecture, using her sweet and magnetic voice to the beautiful poems of the reader.

But just as she was wandering in the beautiful realm of poetry, she suddenly found that someone was accompanying her. Every time she recited a sentence, a strange sound would sound. After searching carefully, she found that it turned out that Lin Kun was snoring.

Su Xuewei was furious. Unexpectedly, this guy was not at ease even when he was sleeping. He snored so loudly that he gritted his teeth from time to time, smacked his lips, and was extremely annoying.

Women hate men snoring when they sleep, but when they live together and sleep with each other for more than ten years, the men around them do not snore, but women cannot sleep. This is so strange.

Su Xuewei had a gloomy face and roared in a low voice: "Lin Kun..."

Everyone had been impatient by Lin Kun's snoring. At this time, they turned to watch the fun, but Lin Kun hummed twice, as if he had not woken up, and finally continued to sleep.

Su Xuewei frowned, used a color, and signaled to Lin Kun to the man with glasses beside Lin Kun. The man with glasses immediately pushed Lin Kun. He sat up with a sleepy eyes and looked at Su Xuewei who was on the podium with fire. Lin Kun felt very confused. He didn't know that it was already the second class in the afternoon, and even thought that he had slept all night. It was the next morning.

Seeing that he looked confused, Su Xuewei was even more furious and immediately shouted: "Lin Kun, stand up for me!"

Seeing that she was coming in a fierce manner, Lin Kun was too lazy to talk nonsense to her, but Lin Kun wanted to stand up, but after trying it a few times, she was not in a good position. Su Xuewei said angrily: "Hurry up, I asked you to stand up, didn't you hear it?"

Lin Kun said depressedly: "I heard it, but my feet are numb!"

Su Xuewei was speechless. This guy actually slept until his feet were numb. How long have he been sleeping?

She stared at Lin Kun viciously and watched him stand up with difficulty. Su Xuewei didn't want to affect the class. She did not scold him in person, but wanted to make him sober and shy him. So Su Xuewei immediately asked: "The moonlight in the sea has tears, and the sun in the blue field has warm jade and smoke. Lin Kun, please explain the meaning of these two lines of poetry."

Lin Kun scratched his head awkwardly, and everyone stared at him, waiting to see him look ugly. This is indeed a shame. This is also the trick that the teacher always uses to make you embarrassed in front of your classmates and you will concentrate in the future. Even if it is not for learning, you must listen carefully for the sake of face.

However, Lin Kun's face cannot be measured by common sense. He scratched his head, ignored the sarcastic gazes around him, thought about the two lines of poetry, and said, "These two lines of poetry are about two women named Canghaiyue and Mingzhu. He fell in love with a man named Lantian at the same time. Unfortunately, Lantian likes Nuanyu and gave birth to a child named Lanyan, which made the two women cry for it!"

After Lin Kun finished speaking, the entire classroom fell into a dead silence in an instant, and the expressions on everyone's faces were frozen. Su Xuewei was stunned, only the veins on her forehead were beating, and she was burning in anger, wishing she could strangle Lin Kun to death.

What a mess? It's really a shame that he can say it out loud. Lantian's sun is warm and jade produces smoke. His explanation is too anthropomorphic and his imagination is so rich.

"Lin Kun." In a silence, Su Xuewei said calmly: "Get out of here."

Although Su Xuewei's tone was calm, everyone could see that she was thundering in her chest and lightning on her face.

Lin Kun said with a embarrassed look: "No, Teacher Su, my legs are numb and I can't leave."

Su Xuewei finally couldn't help it and rushed down the podium. Just when people thought Su Xuewei would break out and fight with Lin Kun, an unexpected and jaw-dropping scene appeared. Su Xuewei did take action, but from time to time, Lin Kun tried his best, but instead kept Lin Kun's waist, held him directly in his arms, carried him out.

The young and beautiful female teacher Su Xuewei threw Lin Kun out of the classroom with a domineering look...
Chapter completed!