Chapter 232 The doll that was opened by the goddess
read_content_up; Gods and demons are immortal.
Lin Kun couldn't help but hear this sentence as he watched the change of the water-controlling man.
This sentence once appeared in his parents' diary, in the roster given to him by Hu Lin, and was also heard by Tao Linna.
Now looking at the water control man, he understood this sentence. Gods and demons are not immortal, but gods and demons will not die in specific circumstances. For example, the water control man in front of him, the source of power comes from water, and he is invincible and omnipotent in places with water.
Then in the snow and ice, the Ice Emperor is the master.
However, the world and all things are mutually rebellious. Last time Lin Kun and Liu Yinan used fire to burn the guy who could control plants to death. The Shadow Demon fought against the Fire Spirit was also suppressed by the other party in a place without a fire source.
Lin Kun never believed that anything is eternal, and gods and demons are no exception. All things are born and restrained. The sky has sun and moon, and people have men and women. They divide yin and yang, and demarcate life and death. No one can go against the way of heaven.
Seeing the water control man recovering rapidly, pure water pouring into his wounds and recovering his wounded body. The reason why he hid in the manhole was that he did not want to be seen by others, and he was even more worried about the pursuit of the Bing Emperor.
But now he was completely unsuspected, of course, he was unable to be alert and even less able to resist.
Last time, he was so angry that he suddenly attacked Lin Kun and almost drowned Lin Kun. Fortunately, Yu Xiyuan suddenly became a mermaid, so the two of them could escape. Since then, this guy has been arrogant and domineering and joined Gu Longteng's powerful camp. He may become more and more unscrupulous in the future. Maybe one day he will cause trouble for Lin Kun.
Even if he doesn't cause trouble, Lin Kun will have no good feelings for Gu Longteng. Maybe one day he will go against Gu Longteng's organization. By then, this water-controlling man will definitely be the opponent's main force.
In short, raising a tiger is the most real thing to take advantage of his illness to kill him.
But, what should I do? Although it was already dark and there were people around, I was watching the fun at the door of the car wash room, and no one paid attention to it. But Lin Kun could not kill him casually.
The best way is to "address insults" to kill him, but isn't that too cruel?
Alas, forget it, there is no deep hatred, why bother killing the other party? I’m just kind.
Lin Kun sighed helplessly, gave up the idea of falling into the wrong place, then began to untie the belt, took out the magic weapon, and tried to touch the head of the water-controlling man in the well, making it easy to make it easier.
Death crime can be avoided, but it is hard to spare. Lin Kun finished silly, trembling and shaking birds, and took off his pants casually, but he didn't see that his urine was mixed with the falling water flowing into the wound of the water control man. The water control man, who was originally recovering from the wound, suddenly trembled violently like a slalom, and was in great pain. His eyes, which had finally opened from the pain, were indeed confused, and he could only roll his eyes and no pupils...
Lin Kun knew nothing about all this, only knowing that he seemed to have a little anger recently and his urine turned yellow.
When he returned to campus, the bell for the first evening self-study get out of class rang. When he walked to the entrance of the teaching building, the students walked out in groups of three or three and talked to each other. The topic Lin Kun heard the most was that someone in the study room used inflatable dolls to occupy the seat, which was a precedent for occupying the seat. Their taste was so heavy that it attracted countless people to worship.
The most important thing is that the inflatable doll is posted with a note and showing love to a school beauty.
People were talking about it, and Lin Kun felt very proud. At this moment, He Ping suddenly appeared and was carrying the inflatable doll, attracting the followers of wolf friends.
As soon as he left the door, He Ping, with a gloomy face, saw Lin Kun, and angrily stuffed the doll into Lin Kun's arms, and whispered: "Since you can use the doll to help me occupy my seat, I can also use cucumbers and eggplant instead of you!"
After saying that, He Ping turned around and left. It seemed that she was very angry. Lin Kun was about to chase after him, but was surrounded by a group of Lanyou. Many people knew Lin Kun and began to ask the reason.
Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, Lin Kun immediately smiled and said, "Everyone, don't be impatient. Don't laugh. I put this doll there on purpose just to let He Ping notice and touch her. My doll is spiritual. If you have really been touched by a girl, it will be like being in the scene with that girl when you use it. He Ping not only touched it, but also touched it and hugged it. I want to try it quickly."
Lin Kun said excitedly, and naturally many wolves around him didn't believe it. Although many people regard the doll as their wives, they have never heard of any dolls having spirituality.
Someone asked, "Is it true or false?"
Lin Kun smiled disdainfully and said, "I don't know whether it's true or not. I only know that the doll is now covered with the smell of He Ping. I have to go back and enjoy it while it's fresh!"
Lin Kun said in a very vulgar way, feeling like a heavy-tasting pervert, and many of the wolf friends around him also showed contempt.
But Lin Kun didn't care, but instead showed a disdainful sneer, because he knew that everyone actually had their own heavy taste, and could even be called a perverted side, but he would never show it in front of others, let alone tell anyone.
But Lin Kun has observed secretly, for example, some men, even if they don’t masturbate, will subconsciously touch them when they are bored, and some people even like to take them out and fiddle with them when there is no one around. Some people will scratch their anus when they are itchy, and then put their fingers in front of their noses to smell them. This is especially true for women. According to surveys by non-authoritative departments, there are many women who like to hum songs when taking a bath, and there are many women who like to touch themselves when taking a bath. Some touch them comprehensively, and some just look for the most exciting points and pass by.
Similar situations happen all the time, and people with similar situations are around us, maybe you, me and he. It can be said that everyone has their own heavy taste, and these wolf friends around us are no exception.
Therefore, Lin Kun deliberately acted very vulgar, saying that the doll was stained with the smell of He Ping, and he had to go back and enjoy it quickly while it was fresh. In fact, it was to arouse the heavy taste of the wolf friends, otherwise how could it be sold at a high price!
Lin Kun turned around and walked away with a baby, deliberately choosing a small path with few people, turning around and turning, and walking wherever there are fewer people. The further and further away, the more remote he walked. Just when he was a little desperate, thinking that he was wrong and thought that Longteng University was all elites and elites were all gentlemen, there were rapid footsteps behind him.
"Brother Kun, Brother Kun, stay." A shout came from behind. Lin Kun immediately stopped, but his face was full of impatientness and said anxiously: "What's the matter? I'm in a hurry to go back for a date."
After saying that, he raised the doll in his hand. The person who came was one of the wolf friends among the group just now. He was wearing gold-rimmed glasses and was gentle and had a knife to cut his hair. He looked very fashionable and handsome. Lin Kun was even more disappointed. Looking at this, he definitely didn't come to buy dolls. Such handsome guys would not lack girlfriends.
But soon, as soon as the handsome guy spoke, Lin Kun understood that he not only lacked a girlfriend, but probably was still a virgin. He only heard the handsome guy say: "Kunkunkunkun...Brother, I, I, I..."
"Brother, speak slowly, don't worry." Lin Kun said with a smile: "Didn't you just say it well!"
"I... I... I... I'm so anxious." The handsome guy said with difficulty.
"Then don't worry." Lin Kun said.
"I will make it clear when I'm anxious. If I don't, I will get chaotic..."
Lin Kun was sweating profusely, what sounds so awkward? People stutter when they are anxious, but they are twisted.
Lin Kun scratched his head helplessly and said, "Then you are still anxious."
After saying that, Lin Kun turned around and left. The handsome guy was stunned and immediately chased after him. He was so anxious that he spoke fluently: "Brother Kun, don't leave, I have something to ask you for trouble."
"If you have something to do, just say it." Lin Kun said, exerting force under his feet, moving faster and faster.
The handsome guy said anxiously: "I want to buy your doll."
As expected, some people have taken the bait. There are too many people with pure appearance and heavy taste in their hearts. This handsome guy looks good, but he has become a poor girl because of his stuttering and stuttering. This little problem is the most depressing, especially on campus, who often becomes the object of ridicule among his friends, and girls are no exception.
Lin Kun also had a stuttering problem when he was young, but he was unwilling to accept it because he was ridiculed by others and insisted on cursing people who laughed at him every day. In the end, the stuttering problem was cured without curing it, but he lost his mouth and stinking tongue.
Lin Kun suddenly stopped and said, "You can buy a doll for you, it's worth 3,000 yuan at a time, and there is no bargaining."
"Success...Success...Success...Success!" The handsome guy stopped and his tongue began to tie his knots again.
The handsome guy paid without hesitation. Of course, Lin Kun could see that he was not for this doll, but because it was stained with the smell of He Ping. This is the charm of the goddess, and this doll can be said to have been expelled by He Ping.
With the money and delivery at the same time, Lin Kun simply told the truth: "This doll is spiritual. If you believe it, I hope you will recite a beautiful poem to the doll every day. With sincerity, the metal and stone will be opened."
The handsome guy nodded half-believingly, without saying much, just hugged his fists and expressed his gratitude and left. Lin Kun didn't blame others. Everyone liked to hide his weaknesses. He stuttered naturally and didn't like to talk. He just hoped that the daily recitation of poetry would be helpful to him.
After counting the red money in his hand, Lin Kun once again felt that as long as he had the brain and was willing to work hard, it was still easy to make money in this world.
Lin Kun was about to leave when he suddenly heard two girls chatting in the dark. One of them asked the other: "Why haven't he come yet? I've been waiting for half an hour. Will he forget?"
Another girl said, "No, you know he has a basketball game in the afternoon. Maybe he is too tired and has gone to bed?"
Lin Kun happened to pass by them, but it was very dark here and no one could see whoever they were. Lin Kun's mouth was so naughty that he couldn't help but interrupt, "The reason why men were late is either sleeping or slept!"
After saying that, Lin Kun walked away quickly, hiding his merits and fame...
Chapter completed!