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Chapter 104: Woman, Woman

Lin Kun seemed to be addicted, pulled Hong Kai and commented on almost every woman passing by.

"Looking at this, my eyes are blurred and erratic, I like to discharge electricity everywhere, and this kind of woman is also in need. There are also girls who wear Taekwondo clothes there, generally women who like sports have strong desires, while girls in the literary club there are more emotional than actions, and they are generally cold, mostly conservative, yearn for romance, and they must have a romantic mood to be harmonious every time."

"There are also those girls who like to approach men and joke with men without any scruples, and those who have body fragrance. Remember that they are girls who do not show the fragrance of powder, girls who have moles on their faces, girls who have fair skin but blushing bottoms, women who like to stare straight at men's eyes, women with thick lips, girls who like to spread their legs when sitting, and girls who like to bump their feet. These are girls with strong desires..."

Hong Kai was sweating all over the side, and he said weakly: "I am here to understand women, not women with strong sexual desire."

"Nonsense." Lin Kun said angrily: "Who will understand girls without sex? Of course, I don't mean that men and women only have cross-circles when they are together, but cross-circles is indeed a very important means for men and women to communicate, enhance understanding, deepen feelings, and maintain feelings. If you don't believe it, look at it. In a loving young couple, if they don't cross-circles in a year or several months, they will still get divorced."

Hong Kai nodded in a slight understanding. Lin Kun pulled him up and said as he walked: "Let's go, I'll teach you again, and get to know women from the perspective of words and deeds."

Hong Kai followed Lin Kun to continue wandering on the playground in a daze. There were more and more people and became more and more lively. After class, the seniors in the sophomore and juniors also joined in. Many of them were couples. Lin Kun held Hong Kai and looked at the four people in front, two women and two men, two couples, two girls were each holding a bottle of drink, one drank the nutrition express line, and the other drank Coke.

"Look, can you see any clues?" Lin Kun asked.

Hong Kai shook his head muffled. Isn’t it just two girls who drink water? Is there any other way to say this?

Lin Kun smiled evilly on his face and whispered: "Look at the bottle mouth of the Nutrition Express, it is almost twice as big as the bottle mouth of Coke. This shows that their oral habits are adapted to different sizes!"

"I... Damn!" Although Hong Kai was dull and shy, he was also an otaku group after all. If he didn't understand women, it didn't mean he had never watched the movie. After listening to Lin Kun's analysis, he immediately understood the meaning. He worked hard for a long time and couldn't help but swear.

"Look, look." Before Hong Kai could digest, Lin Kun pointed at another girl and said, "Look, she was chewing gum in her mouth and holding a wet wipe in her hand. What does this mean?"

Hong Kai continued to shake his head, Lin Kun smiled wickedly: "It means she is in love and needs to wipe it with wet wipes, and she needs to keep her breath fresh..."

"I..." As soon as Hong Kai spoke, Lin Kun quickly snatched away and said, "Stop hiding!"

Hong Kai held it in for a long time and said, "I want to say, what about your integrity!"

Lin Kun lowered his head shyly and said, "It fell all over the floor!"

Hong Kai knew to joke with Lin Kun. Although he had not been together for a long time, he became much more familiar with him than before. Hong Kai was a little cheerful. Lin Kun pulled him and said, "It's getting late. Let's go to the cafeteria and I'll treat you to dinner. By the way, how to understand women from the perspective of eating?"

Hong Kai said in a cold sweat, "Is it judging a woman's desire from her dietary appearance?"

"It's almost the same..." Lin Kun beat him and pulled him away. In fact, Hong Kai was not disgusted with these things. This is how he really understood women. What Lin Kun said was not all nonsense, but he still had a certain unique insight, even though he was also a virgin.

The teaching activity of watching the food and getting to know women is in progress...

Lin Kun pulled Hong Kai into the cafeteria, but the two of them were stunned as soon as they entered the door.

The cafeteria is as prosperous as ever, and many people are dining, but these people who are eating, dressed and dressed, Lin Kun doesn’t know where he is.

Some people here wore ancient costume robes, thorn hairpins and cloth skirts, some wore court clothes from the Qing Dynasty, some wore primitive human skin skirts and leaf clothes, some wore medieval European princess skirts and cat-eyed masks, and some men wore armor.

Is this a collective time travel? Lin Kun and Hong Kai only felt that the sky was thunder was rolling.

At this time, two boys wearing Jinyiwei Feiyu suits from the Ming Dynasty walked past them with knives, saying, "The student union has such great power. It can actually help us hold a masquerade party. We must have fun today."

Another said: "Yes, I'm going to ask Han Shuang to dance. If she doesn't obey today, she will drag her into the imperial prison and torture it severely!"

The two of them laughed and went to make a meal. Only then did Lin Kun realize that there was a masquerade party tonight, and it was indeed a famous university that was in line with the world, and it was well-deserved.

This kind of school dance is of great significance to students and is a way for new students to gain understanding. The reunion celebration of old students is the best way for boyfriends and girlfriends to have a public date.

"Why didn't I know there was a dance party?" Lin Kun said in wonder. After all, he was a sensational figure.

Hong Kai next to him shrugged and said indifferently: "Who knows, I know that no one will invite me. My presence is too weak."

"Then are you interested in going to the dance party to improve your presence?" Lin Kun asked.

Hong Kai subconsciously shook his head. He was not used to that kind of occasion and hated the feeling of being ignored. However, seeing Lin Kun staring at him with a burning look, he nodded reluctantly.

The two of them had a simple meal. Because Lin Kun was treating her, they were just a simple set meal, and they were not meaty. As soon as they left the canteen, they saw a vast crowd walking towards the indoor sports field.

Everyone wears personalized clothes, ancient, modern, exposed, conservative, official, folk, and diverse, making people mistakenly think that time and space are in chaos.

Lin Kun found Li Yongtai in the crowd who was wearing a dragon robe and didn't want the prince. He was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe with five-clawed golden dragon embroidered on it and a beaded crown on it, which looked more like a thief wearing a dragon robe.

"Boss, what's going on? Who hosted the masquerade?" Lin Kun asked.

"It seems to be sponsored by the Student Union. I don't know much. Yesterday, the girl on WeChat sent me a message to invite me to attend, and said it was a masquerade party. After entering the venue, she got married according to her dress." Li Yongtai said: "How about it, brother, I'm wearing a dragon robe, so everyone who attends in full dress today is my concubine, and you can get married at will."

Lin Kun gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart and admired the organizer. This event is really fun. Those who wear dresses can be with those who wear lady skirts, those who wear official clothes can be with those who wear silk and satin, and those who wear lab coats can be with those who wear jingle and cloth skirts. But just now Lin Kun saw several primitive people dressed up, wearing animal bark and leaves. What kind of female companions do they want to find?
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