Chapter 480
"I haven't heard that the Imperial Hospital in the Palace has a treatment for this." Hou Xibai retorted: "This is just a martial arts and mental method. This is not a disease! Don't be fooled! I believe that after this period, you may be cured."
"Natural." Xu Ziling was intimidated and panicked again, saying: "Do you know why this martial art can protect flowers? It is because people who practice for a long time will become abnormal over time and become men like women... Humph! Don't blame me for not reminding you that if you really become a woman, you stay away from me, I don't want to explain to others to know you!"
"I don't believe it." Although Hou Xibai heard the sound of the sweat on his forehead, he strongly argued: "Master, there is no problem..." When he thought that the evil king's loving wife Bi Xiuxin was also killed because of a big change in his heart and his personality changed greatly, and his personality almost split into two people. He felt that Xu Ziling was more reasonable.
"A friend, I won't see if you have anything to do with you." Xu Ziling smiled and handed Hou Xibai a thin silk book.
"I want... I want the scriptures?" Hou Xibai looked at the cover without words and flipped through the existing erotic pictures and said in shock: "What are you doing for me? Why are you not allowed to do these erotic pictures?"
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling snorted: "Is it really the Master who gave you the Spring Palace album? This is a garbage book that was found from the Laojun view and tells you that Taoism says that the human body is a small universe that forms its own yin and yang without dual cultivation. This Taoist book of dual cultivation is definitely fake. If you dare to move it all to learn, you will be dead."
"Then do you give it to me?" Hou Xibai said in a deep sweat.
"This may be related to the secret cultivation method in the Ming Zun Sect who knows." Xu Ziling said lightly: "You just need to remove the dross and get the essence."
"How do I know which are the essence and which are the dross?" Hou Xibai fell on the street without a black look in front of him.
"Study slowly." Xu Ziling patted Hou Xibai earnestly and encouraged him like a leader entrusting the task to his subordinates: "I believe you can definitely study it, and I believe you!"
"This is difficult." Hou Xibai had little confidence in himself.
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling laughed and revealed his true face, which made people creepy: "There is no difficulty, can I leave it to you?"
"What if..." Hou Xibai asked tentatively in sweat.
"I am talented." Xu Ziling smiled and said, "You know, don't worry! Even if you fail to study, I will definitely write a wonderful epitaph of a person. I will guarantee that you will be remembered forever! This young master can definitely guarantee it!"
"Epitaph?" Hou Xibai was almost scared and said with a trembling voice: "Don't I want to be remembered forever?"
"There is still a way for me," Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I have two epitaphs here that will not be remembered forever. One is 'Diet is not worth cherishing'. The other is 'Diet is worthy of death'. You can choose whatever you want!"
"I'm going to turn against you!" Hou Xibai said angrily: "What are you doing with this?"
"You're so fucking!" Xu Ziling's voice was a hundred times bigger than Hou Xibai, and roared: "For you (-Novel Network) Young Master, I compiled this bad calligraphy and painting album, and these erotic painting albums, almost made people think of it as a little lust! Do you think that the bad book that has been hundreds of years will be as complete as it is now? These are all compiled by my master in combination with the dual cultivation of Tantric Buddhism. Although you may be in a devilish way, you may at most be disabled and paralyzed. If you really practice it, you will not only be unlucky but also have the ability!"
"..." Hou Xibai was shocked by Xu Ziling's roar for a long time and didn't speak. He seemed to be frightened and moved.
"I can't say anything, but I can't fart!" Xu Ziling snorted in anger and said, "Why don't you turn against me now?"
"No more." Hou Xibai smiled and said, "I can't turn over the book's face if I want to turn over! Huh?" Hou Xibai flipped over the silk book in his hand and suddenly had a very strange expression on his face.
"What's wrong?" Xu Ziling asked quickly when he heard this.
"This erotic painting is really good." Hou Xibai praised first and praised while approaching Xu Ziling.
"You are the words." Xu Ziling smiled proudly and said, "I don't care if I try my best to draw it just by raising my hands. Don't be too moved. I don't like seeing men urinating like the most!"
"I was not moved." Hou Xibai smiled slightly and punched Xu Ziling fiercely and shouted in extreme anger: "I am only angry! I ask you how you can paint the image of the man inside as a young master? Do you think this fan? This is a erotic painting!"
"I thought you like..." Xu Ziling said self-righteously: "Anyway, don't you think your image is more substitutable? Wait... Don't do it first, what's the so-called you are watching?"
"Then you can't draw me like this!" Hou Xibai almost wanted to strangle this thick-skinned guy to death.
"You are actually blaming me for not painting a peerless beauty as your partner, right?" Xu Ziling leaked another secret and said: "When I was painting, I wanted to draw a woman that was not in the world, but the madmen unanimously believed that the three golden flowers in Manqingyuan were more suitable for you, so I used the three of their demon bodies as the version. You don't know that for this, I gave them three of them ten taels of gold to make a mirror fee. In order to take samples, I even made others call them perverts and little lewd insects. Wait and don't beat me!"
"No wonder I see them so familiar..." This is the first time Hou Xibai saw the delicate bodies of the three flowers in Manqingyuan.
"Isn't it very standard?" Xu Ziling said with a smile: "If I had known that your little pervert's sweetheart was Miss Fan's three golden flowers, the little faces of Miss Fan would have changed from Miss Fan's appearance. Maybe when you study it slowly with Miss Fan in the future... Aha, it's better. It's better to see your little wife by herself or look at others' appearance. But be careful, Miss Fan is jealous of you, and you can see how excited the posture is... Oh!"
"I'll ask you how many people have read this album?" Hou Xibai almost fainted when he heard this and couldn't even hold the beauty fan.
"Not many." Xu Ziling's faint sentence made Hou Xibai feel a little comforted. He originally made the worst preparations. Who wouldn't want to be much better than he thought. He was about to breathe a sigh of relief. Xu Ziling almost made him vomit blood. Xu Ziling chuckled, "About two or three hundred people. Later, I was afraid that everyone would not sleep well after watching it, so I banned you. Don't worry, not many people have seen it. However, everyone likes different moves, but they all expressed admiration and learning for Mr. Hou who has many tricks... Oh, help!"
"I must kill you!" Hou Xibai chased Xu Ziling like a madman.
"Help!" Xu Ziling ran away early when something was wrong. But no matter how loud he shouted, he ignored it. Who would meddle in other people's business in the world? What's more, everyone is watching the fun on the street now, and no one is at home at all.
Xu Ziling ran half of the Chengdu city and was out of breath. He shouted so hard that his throat was a little dry. No one paid attention to it. He couldn't help but feel that the world was cold and people's hearts were not old.
Hou Xibai felt that he was unhappy if he didn't beat this bold guy up.
And I don’t know what he will do in the future. In order to ensure that he will not become a man in the popular sermon portraits in the country in the future, he is determined to give Xu Ziling a profound lesson to let him understand the power of the successor of the Huajian School.
"Hey, stop chasing me." Xu Ziling shouted: "Are you tired after chasing me half of Chengdu?"
"I must kill you!" Hou Xibai Xiaosha and Fengdu no longer roared and said, "If I come today, you can't escape even if I come!"
Just as the two were playing and making a fuss, a sound of nature came from the distance. The woman was as light as water. The sound of the woman was as clear as water. She was a world-wide sound. Even the dim ** night color* (please delete the forbidden books)* (please delete the forbidden books) became gentler. The night wind was gentle and the moonlight made people fascinated in this quiet space outside the bustling atmosphere.
Because she is here.
"What are you doing, two young men?" She stood under the moon and asked with a hint of curiosity and inquiries.
When the two of them heard this, they stopped and looked at each other and felt embarrassed for a moment.
Because in that darkness she is like a fairy who has descended from heaven to earth.
She stood under the moon.
Within the long eyelashes, they were looking at the two of them curiously as if they saw the most incredible thing in the world. When they saw the two of them stop chasing and then waved to them slightly and smiled faintly: "The concubine is not dazzling, right? How could it be that the elegant Mr. Hou is chasing Mr. Xu? Could it be that Mr. Xu snatching Mr. Hou's sweetheart caused Mr. Hou to be so angry?"
"Please call me Mr. Gong Chen, Chungong!" Xu Ziling laughed the fastest and said, "How can I rob Mr. Hou's beauty of drums? The reason why Mr. Hou chased me is like this..." Hou Xibai was afraid that this unrestrained guy would really tell the story of the Spring Palace album when he was afraid that his image in Shi Feixuan's heart would be over. He quickly covered Xu Ziling's mouth and refused to let him say it.
"Don't misunderstand, Fairy Master." Hou Xibai glared at Xu Ziling fiercely but grabbed his shoulder tightly and smiled: "We are not chasing and fighting, just... I'm just playing and trying to compete in light skills for a while, so... Ahaha, Fairy, don't misunderstand!"
"Don't believe him." Xu Ziling struggled repeatedly under Hou Xibai's control and shouted: "This Mr. Hou has a treasure book. I thought it was "Immortal Seal" and wanted to borrow it to see who knew that he would chase him. Master Fairy, please ask him to borrow it to see if he is familiar with you. He will definitely borrow it! If he..."
Hou Xibai was anxious and couldn't help but use his energy to ban Xu Ziling's words and ban him. He used the most powerful method of the Huajian Sect to cut the throat and lock Xu Ziling tightly.
"No." When he saw Shi Feixuan, he looked even more strange. Hou Xibai urgently defended: "No such thing! Fairy Shi should not listen to his nonsense!"
"Since it's the treasure book, so concubine's nobility..." After Shi Feixuan said this, Hou Xibai almost didn't sweat all over his body, how could the erotic painting album be seen for Shi Feixuan? But if it was not given, it would be natural that offended the beauty and almost cried. However, Shi Feixuan smiled slightly, making Hou Xibai overjoyed and said, "Since it's the treasure book, so concubine's no way to borrow and let go of Mr. Xu! Feixuan has something to do with him!"
"Shi Xianzi slowly talked about Xibai's farewell in advance." Hou Xibai said goodbye urgently. What he thought about now was not how to get close to the beauty, but how to collect this scoundrel album of the scourge and hide it in an unknown place.
Shi Feixuan was also wondering why Hou Xibai was so easy to talk tonight, but he had always been the most tangled person, and why did he slip away all of a sudden?
Chapter completed!