Chapter three hundred and twenty sixth, please
"Have you had enough fun?" Chao Gongcuo snorted heavily: "I don't have much time to accompany you juniors to play with the boys surnamed Xu, who are surnamed Xu, hand over the Heshi Bi. I will spare you."
"Do you have Alzheimer's disease or something else?" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I've been so sick that I dare to come out and yell as if I don't let the people of the world know that you have Alzheimer's disease, it's everyone's loss. Your old face is not ashamed, I blush for you!"
"Well said." Zhiselang Wang Bo applauded vigorously and said, "This is the most satisfying sentence I have ever heard. Boy named Xu, you are really brave enough. I admire you."
"You can slowly appreciate his body." Chao Gongcuo snorted coldly and the aura on his body was thundering like a volcanic explosion.
"Everyone, everyone." Xu Ziling said to everyone without seeing it: "I'm going to tell you a story related to Heshi Bi. I wonder if you want to listen to it?"
"Teacher Chao." Tuli suddenly inserted and said, "Why not listen to the story first?"
"I'm afraid he won't have the courage to listen." Wang Bo snorted heavily.
"I have it." The Tuyuhun Prince Fuqian showed amazing courage at this time, without fear of the reputation of the South China Sea Xianweng, laughed like thunder: "My courage seems to be quite small, so I want to hear it."
"Brother Xu wants to tell a story." Tuoba Yu smiled with a cool smile and swept his eyes to Xu Ziling and smiled: "Tuoba Yu also wants to hear it." Chang Shumou, who was standing beside him, and Geng Ge Huer, who had always had a bad face, remained silent. The "double gun general" Yan Lihui and the "Hung Lion" Tiexin took the opposite step forward. They stood beside Tuli to burst out their breath and support their master.
"I also want to hear the story of Mr. Xu." Zheng Shiru, the Henan madman with an alternative personality, snorted slightly: "I hope Mr. Xu will tell a story that he has never heard of."
"I know you have read the book of sages for two days." Xu Ziling didn't even look at the Henan madman and sneered casually: "But there is no need to scare people here because it is not easy for Mr. Zheng to scare people other than his appearance."
"Mr. Zheng, don't be angry." Fu Zhen, among the Fu brothers, said: "How can a gangster know, be reasonable, wise, honest and shameless. Why bother with villains?"
"A person like you who can stop a child from crying at night. If you still know a little shameful heart." Xu Ziling smiled slightly and said, "You should find a place to hide to avoid embarrassing your eyes and look ugly is not your brother's fault, but it is your fault that you are ugly but you dare to treat ignorance as interesting and dare to feel good about yourself! Open your dog eyes and see clearly that this is where you two beasts talk?"
"You won't be crazy for long." The shorter Fu Yan snorted angrily, "You are crazy now, I see how long you can be crazy for."
"Then look." Xu Ziling said lightly: "It seems that everyone is deeply suspicious of me who can tell stories! I heard that the Henan Madman is a master with both talent and intelligence. I have read many books on sages. I, a little gangster, have a couplet and no couplet. The first couplet will give us the Henan Madman with both talent and intelligence to listen to how it is?"
"I can't boast about reciting poems and writing essays." Zheng Shiru almost didn't write the word "talented" on his forehead and said proudly: "But it's okay to try listening to Mr. Xu's masterpieces of high-ruralism."
"The masterpiece of Gao Lun is not good." Xu Ziling smiled faintly and said, "This is a teacher named Tang in the countryside who was a staff officer next door for two days. When Mr. Chuancao quarreled not only Mr. Zheng, everyone also listened to it. The outdated staff member scolded us Mr. Tang and said, "The master of one village, two miles, three, and three, and he didn't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Arts. He dared to teach seven, eight or nine sons very boldly." Only when the madman in Henan was so old, he would be able to return easily. Everyone applauded and welcomed Mr. Zheng to show us his power!"
The lively people saw Zheng Shiru sweating on his forehead and would start to cheer immediately. The loudest cheers were Chunyu Wei and Dugu Feng, the two little girls, cheering at the same time, when they saw each other cheering, they were a little higher than theirs.
Zheng Shiruhen immediately killed Xu Ziling. Then he found a crack in the ground as fast as possible and went into it.
It would be strange if a person who has been a staff officer for two days can think of it and use it to curse people in a quarrel. This is simply a difficult "absolute". The inferior pair uses one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight or ninety numbers to form an interesting sentence and can curse people. That is absolutely incredible!
Such a couple racked their brains and thought hard for three days and three nights, but they might not be able to meet such a couple for a while, how could they meet such a couple in full view of the public?
Zheng Shiru deeply hated herself, so she was arrogant and made this little gangster behaved for a while? They have been consciously and desperately proclaiming that Xu Ziling is a little gangster, which originally wanted to make people underestimate the enemy and make people get into this little gangster's evil deeds. Now that he is deeply trapped in the mud foot, he is going to be finished.
"Let's give Mr. Zheng some applause and encouragement!" Xu Ziling desperately fanned the flames and provoked everyone's emotions.
Amid the applause of everyone's cheers, Zheng Shiru's face and pig liver almost committed suicide by throwing himself into Luoshui.
"Is the applause not very warm enough?" Xu Ziling asked with a smile: "Mr. Zheng, do we want you to encourage you again?"
"Please tell me this 'absolute' second couplet!" Zheng Shiru suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "I believe that your teacher named Tang would not have thought of the second couplet? I really want to hear what this 'absolute' second couplet is!"
"If you can't do it, you'll say it earlier!" Xu Ziling hummed with a deep sentence: "If you can't do it, you have to pretend to be good. Do you know? I want to suspect that this is a difficult person. There is no second couplet, right? Mr. Glycoprotein, Mr. Zheng. Don't think that others will be like you, not only do it, but also awesome! After listening to our Mr. Tang, he scolded: 'Nine out of ten rooms and poverty, get eight liang, seven cents, five cents, and four cents, and even two-minded and one-stop dirty!"
"Okay." Zhishilang Wang Bo roared and scared everyone, they looked at him for no reason. He roared with boxing, "Brother Xu, what else did you say to Mr. Tang in the countryside? Say it quickly!"
The last sentence he had already stood in front of Xu Ziling, and his eyes almost swallowed Xu Ziling. His hand was stretched out in the air, as if I would just do it if you didn't say it.
"I'm afraid of you." Xu Ziling sighed and said, "I really didn't expect that anyone else likes to hear others quarrel!"
"What are you talking nonsense?" Wang Bo shouted: "So you continue! What else did those two people say?"
"I can't learn too much, let's learn one for you!" Xu Ziling said in a little trouble: "I don't know how many people in our countryside are quarreling every day. Who can learn so much? Let's learn one for you! The outdated adviser said: 'In the picture, the countryside gentleman is ridiculous and ridiculous."
"What do you Mr. Tang say?" Wang Bo almost turned around and asked after hearing this.
"Henan has so many talented men." Xu Ziling said leisurely: "Zhi Shilang went and asked him what he might be able to answer."
"He is so excited that you vomit blood. I'll ask him, why don't you think about it yourself!" Wang Bo suddenly laughed and said, "You kid want to make people feel like you? Why are you so hateful? Do you still want me to beg you but can't say it?"
"I dare not." Xu Ziling stuck out his tongue and laughed: "Now Zhishilang heard it, Mr. Tang replied: 'The cart in the chessboard has no wheels and no reins. The general is beware of the general's guard."
"This..." Wang Bo's body trembled slightly and he suddenly hit each other with his hands and finally turned into a roar, "This is really good! Where are your Mr. Tang and that staff officer? I want to meet them! Such a talent actually teaches in the countryside is a waste of resources! No wonder you, a kid, are sharp-tongued. It turns out that there is such a good teacher to teach. No wonder!"
"My hometown is in Yangzhou." Xu Ziling said with a smile: "Zhi Shilang, go and look for it slowly! But the boy's teeth are quite sharp because when he was a child, he often sneaked into dogs and had their teeth not sharp, so he would have let others bite them to death."
"What does it have to do if your teeth are not sharp and others letting you bite you?" Chunyu Wei didn't understand.
"He must be like this." Badaier guessed maliciously: "When others let the dog bite him, he will bite him."
"No." Xu Ziling said with a little anger: "How is it possible? How can I be as knowledgeable as animals? Look at me, I am as knowledgeable as people who bit me just now? Who am I?"
"Aren't you?" Dugu Feng asked her question very strangely, which represents everyone's voice.
"Of course not." Xu Ziling said affirmatively: "I will never bite them if the dog bites me."
"You won't bite them back." Just when everyone really thought Xu Ziling was extremely broad-minded, only Song Shidao, who knew Xu Ziling's character, smiled and asked, "Do you want to bite them back?"
"Four." Xu Ziling stretched out four fingers and said, "I will bite the dog and then bite their owner for a total of four."
Everyone almost fell to the ground when they heard this answer.
"No," Prince Tuyuhun Fu Qian laughed like thunder and said, "Hahaha... It seems that Mr. Xu's teeth are really good. The effect is obvious. Some people are not only dirty but also make Mr. Xu bite back and almost vomit blood."
What he said was that Zheng Shiru was so angry that he could only tear Xu Ziling away. He wanted to jump into Luoshui immediately. But he couldn't do that. If he really did that, he believed that the whole Luoyang City Tuanyin would spread tomorrow, "Mr. Xu Zhicai, a madman in Henan, who fell into Luoshui ashamed. When such rumors came, he would definitely become a laughing stock in the world.
So he must never die and have to come up with a way to deal with it well and humiliate this Xu Ziling. Otherwise, he, a madman in Henan, will become a joke for all the people in the world.
Zheng Shiru kept it with all his will.
Only by observing the opponent at the closest distance can you understand his background, catch his flaws, and wait for the opportunity to counterattack.
Chapter completed!