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Chapter 192: The Story of Bamboo Meat

"Haha..." Lu Miaozi laughed uncontrollably and said, "I haven't seen such an interesting person for a long time, and I haven't laughed like this for a long time."

"Don't you invite such an interesting person to go down and have a glass of 'six fruit wine' that you made by yelling through dozens of processes?" Xu Ziling also laughed and said, "The so-called 'Wine is drunk today, and tomorrow is worried tomorrow is worried'. Anyway, you are about to die. Are you reluctant to save a few glasses of wine and bring them to the coffin to secretly drink?"

"Maybe I should ask the name of the person who spent all his thoughts and thoughts on me, just to ask me for my six fruit wine!" Lu Miaozi replied with a smile.

"I won't say it to ordinary people." Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "But let it go for the sake of the six fruit wine."

"I heard that there is a golden young man Kou Zhong in the world who created thousands of taels of gold out of thin air under the eyes of the public. He then gave a stunning treasure, the 'Golden Dragon Ball', to bet the Jianghuai overlord Du Fuwei. Finally, with the three beauties, he defeated Xianggui and his son of the Baling Gang." Lu Miaozi suddenly asked: "His ability to change gold out of thin air and collect gold out of thin air is somewhat similar to the ability of my friend to put away huge flying wings out of thin air. I wonder what kind of relationship does my friend have with him?"

"You live here all day long." Xu Ziling said with a little depressed feeling: "How did you know my glorious deeds? Can't you wait and wait for me to brag about it myself? Such a wonderful story, just a few plain sentences, is it... If it were me, I would definitely say that it would last for three days and three nights without repeating it."

"Although I regard this as a comfort zone," said Lu Miaozi: "But I often go out. It is inevitable that the things in the world are affected by ears and eyes. Moreover, the reputation of the Golden Prince is so famous that it is difficult for me to not know."

"Young Master of Golden Don't dare to be a gold man." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I don't have the ability to turn stones into gold, nor do I have the ability to change gold out of thin air. I don't even call Kou Zhong. Kou Zhong is just my elder brother's name. My real name is Xu Ziling. An unknown Yangzhou gangster, whose biggest wish in his life is to accompany a large group of beauties to eat and wait for death. How about it? Is this wish great?"

"It's better whether it's Golden Young Master Kou Zhong or the Yangzhou gangster Xu Ziling." Lu Miaozi floated down and greeted softly, "Come down and sit down. Since you and I have always been destined to meet."

When Xu Ziling heard this, he immediately flipped down a few of his followers. Before he could enter the door, he stared at the couplet hanging from sorghum at the entrance.

"What's wrong?" Lu Miaozi found that he did not follow in and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with the couplet?"

"This problem is not small." Xu Ziling said affirmatively: "'It is better to tune the piano in the morning and the drums the zither in the evening; the old rain is right, and the new rain is just coming." This couplet is so bad... so vulgar!"

"Hmm?" Lu Miaoziqi asked, "Then you can tell me a good person!"

"Have you ever heard of 'no flesh makes people thin, no bamboo makes people vulgar'?" Xu Ziling immediately denied: "It would be strange if you have heard of it. That's what Su Shi, a teacher in the Song Family Museum in the countryside, said."

"What Mr. Su Shi, who teaches in the countryside, says is quite consistent with my spleen and stomach." Lu Miaozi laughed and said, "It turns out that there are so many scholars in this world! I wonder how my friend will modify my couplet? You should be targeted, right? What does it have to do with bamboo?"

"Of course." Xu Ziling laughed: "Listen to me to change it, then it will be much better. 'Chaoyi adjusts the piano, and Muyi drums the zither' will be changed to 'There are bamboos and meat, and it is not hungry or vulgar'."

"What about the second couplet?" Lu Miaozi asked with some expectations.

"'The two will not abandon each other..." Xu Ziling deliberately paused.

"What about the last sentence?" Lu Miaozi was extremely curious about what Xu Ziling would say, and asked anxiously.

"'Don't abandon each other, stir-fry fresh bamboo shoots and meat!" As soon as Xu Ziling finished speaking, Lu Miaozi almost fell to the ground.

"I'll give you another horizontal copy." Xu Ziling didn't realize that Lu Miaozi was about to laugh to the ground, but still shook his head and said, "'Tsingweixuan'!"

"Oh, okay!" Lu Miaozi laughed at the high point and said, "This way I will click on the topic, but I thought you would change a name like "Ziweizhai". Who wouldn't want to change a "Tsingweixuan". This sentence is clear, and the whole couplet will die and be reborn immediately! Just this sentence, I can drink with my friend Shuchang."

"Hmph, you know I'm so powerful!" Xu Ziling hummed proudly.

"You are indeed a little different from ordinary children." Lu Miaozi suddenly turned around and smiled in Xu Ziling's tone, "It's also a bit good."

This Lu Miaozi's face is simple and ancient, with her eyebrows extremely dark, flying into her temples. Below her long eyebrows are full of wisdom and deep eyes, full of grief and bitter sorrow. There are very few wrinkles on her slightly tired face, but every shallow wrinkle is also the baptism of time and the accumulation of fatigue.

His nose bridge was as straight as his waist, and he even had a little arrogance, his lips were as thin as a blade. His expression contained both the profoundness of enjoying the glory and wealth of the world and the decadent hearts of the princes and nobles who were in a state of decline. He was smiling slightly at this moment, looking at Xu Ziling with his eyes as wise as the sea.

Lu Miaozi looked at it for a while, then suddenly chuckled, "What's the matter with the true qi in your body? Why is it like Ning Daoqi's bull's nose so full of Taoist energy like a little charlatan? What kind of kung fu are you practicing?"

"The Eternal Life Skill." Xu Ziling replied casually: "Please don't mix me with the old man Ning Daoqi who ate Gu Buhua. Although his martial arts skills are high, his confusion is increasing day by day, and it is completely inversely comparable to his martial arts cultivation. I don't like him! Old man, how do you see the true energy hidden deep in my body? Is it really that awesome to call Lu Miaozi?"

"Lu Miaozi doesn't even have this ability, can she still be called Lu Miaozi?" Lu Miaozi laughed and said, "If Lu Miaozi is an old fool who can't even see this, I believe you wouldn't have come Xu Ziling..."

"No matter how powerful Lu Miaozi has, he can't see the troubles of life and death and the human love, right?" Xu Ziling suddenly said, "If Lu Miaozi did not have that kind of eyesight and intelligence, maybe I wouldn't come today, but you might be much lucky. You might be able to live some ordinary and happy life like ordinary people, and you don't have to sigh and wait for death here."

"Yes, yes..." Lu Miaozi did not object or argue at this time, only sadness.

"Your body is full of death." Xu Ziling looked up and down carefully and asserted: "If you hadn't relied on the six fruit wine with wood essence, you would have died for a long time. The whole body's skills were gradually dissipating. All of this was related to your mental stagnation, and it had nothing to do with the serious injury in your body. In a word, you were discouraged and unwilling to live."

"Yes, maybe deep in my heart, I might not think that way." Lu Miaozi sighed with a gloomy look.

"So I said, if you want to survive." Xu Ziling stepped into the mouth and didn't look at Lu Miaozi. He found a place to sit down and said carelessly: "Then you have to have a thought of continuing to live, rather than a day of attitude. If you change, maybe you can survive, and maybe the depressed things in your heart will slowly be untied over time."

"Do you want to save my husband's life?" Lu Miaozi suddenly asked strangely: "Do you think I will definitely save you?"

"I don't save those who don't want to survive." Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "If you don't have the heart to live, I will definitely not save you. But maybe for your baby, I will help you notify you of the current lord of the Pegasus Ranch, that is, the 'Qingya' daughter Shang Xiuxun in your heart, and told her that you are dead, I'll take the baby, and she will go if you want to cry or laugh!"

"Will you take good care of her?" Lu Miaozi asked again.

"No." Xu Ziling smiled and said, "I am not like you, I will not treat her very well. Although she is a player, I promise to bully her every day, making her laugh and cry every day. When she sees me, she will chase me and fight, and she will be coquettish every day and can't do anything about it!"

"The word 'day' is enough!" Lu Miaozi sighed long and said, "If I hadn't sneaked away for some passing men's great cause, Qingya wouldn't have been so disappointed... If I could go back time and get back to her affectionate glance, even if I didn't be the world's best skillful Lu Miaozi. I would rather be with her, just like what you said, "Everyday" is enough for you..."

"I can't look back in the past. If I could look back, I would have regretted my life!" Xu Ziling also sighed heavily and said, "How much do I want to come to see you with my elder brother Kou Zhong? How much do I want to travel around with him and show my power in the world! How much do I want to watch the little beauty face a strong enemy with him! But I did something that I thought was good to him, but in the end, I killed him!"

"If life can turn back." Xu Ziling shook his head gently and said, "I would rather exchange anything. However, life cannot turn back! As long as people move forward forever, although they can look back at the path they have walked in their spare time, if they want to go back and walk again, that is absolutely impossible!"

"So, we have to look forward." Xu Ziling stood up and looked at Lu Miaozi and said, "Just like my elder brother Kou Zhong expects me, the 'Qingya' in your heart will never want to see you like a ghost. She still has a baby daughter, and you, Lu Miaozi, have all your skills, but you are indifferent to her lifelong happiness, and even ignore her dangers in the future. Even her true intentions are not ignored, hiding here alone waiting for death. What qualifications do you have to talk about her mother? Who taught you to do this? But she asked you to wait for death without caring about her daughter?"

"You are the smartest Lu Miaozi in the world." Xu Ziling said softly: "I don't tell this truth, you can understand it yourself. You just can't help but say something to the junior Shang Xiuxun that has lost your senior status! Why do you need so many shamelessness in being a person? Besides, say a few words to coax the little girl, you, Lu Miaozi, is also the smartest Lu Miaozi in the world, and you won't lose two kilograms of meat!"

"..." Lu Miaozi said for a long time, "I have tried many times to teach people a lesson. This is the first time I have been taught a lesson. Although you are a little ugly and annoying, you have a sincere heart. I am very happy to hear it..."
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