Chapter 705 The jokes of the emperors
No matter how people ask ghosts and gods, it is the best joke to mock the emperor before the appearance of meat.
The source of this sentence is Emperor Wen of Han from the rule of Wen and Jing.
The father of Emperor Wen of Han Liu Heng was Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Heng was the fourth child of Emperor Gaozu of Han. Liu Heng's mother Bo Ji was not favored by Liu Bang. Emperor Wen of Han, Liu Heng, was named King of Dai and was enfeoffed to the border area.
After the vassal state, Liu Heng happened to escape the chaos caused by Empress Lu and lived peacefully and steadily through the dark era of Empress Lu's reign.
Suddenly, Zhou Bo was pulled down from the vassal state and became the emperor.
He himself has not been trained by the royal family, nor has the ambition to be an emperor. He consults his ministers in everything and accepts advice.
Empress Lu was in chaos in politics, and the chaos from top to bottom became stable because of Emperor Wen of Han’s inaction.
At that time, Empress Lu's chaos in politics led to a group of wise ministers being demoted, including Jia Yi.
Emperor Wen of Han Liu Heng asked the ministers of the repressed wise ministers in the Xuanshi Hall of Weiyang Palace, and the court officials all said that Jia Yi's talent and style were unparalleled.
Liu Heng recalled Jia Yi, who had been demoted to Changsha, to the capital. When Emperor Wen of Han summoned him, he moved his knees to Jia Yi and said, "I haven't seen Jia Sheng for a long time. I think I'm too much, but now I'm not there."
This was a beautiful conversation about the relationship between the king and the ministers, but Emperor Wen of Han Liu Heng summoned Jia Yi, neither asking about the people nor the country nor the country, nor the national policy. Because he had just received the rituals, he held a sacrifice and accepted God's blessing.
When the two talked about the middle of the night, they were just talking about ghosts and gods, and became the favorite saying of civil officials in all dynasties when they mocked the emperor.
In the end, it was written into a poem by Li Shangyin.
The Xuanshi recruited talents and visited the exiled ministers, and Jia Sheng's talent was even more incompetent. It was a pity that the seat was empty in the middle of the night, and he did not ask the people about ghosts and gods.
However, because the allusion of why not eat meat minced is too deeply rooted in people's hearts, it has once again refreshed the emperor's lower limit, resulting in why not eat meat minced instead of asking the people and asking ghosts and gods.
The joke that replaces He Wu’s minced meat is Zhao Huan’s stinky younger brother Zhao Gou, who made it a search for mountains and seas.
Zhao Huan was very concerned about his reputation. He repeatedly agreed to build a prayer platform to pray for the people in the disaster area.
It was strange that Bai Xin believed in this in the Song Dynasty. If he didn’t pray for blessings, it would be considered a strange thing.
Zhao Huan was rushing all the way, but when he returned to Bianjing, he didn't even enter the city. He first went to Zhonghun Mountain outside the city to worship.
The soldiers and civilians of Bian Jing from Chenliu Gate are buried here. Every time Zhao Huan goes out or returns to Bian Jing, he will rush to Zhonghun Mountain to worship, stare at the tens of thousands of names and ask himself.
Do you owe them what you do and the government?
This is Zhao Huan's habit of self-reflection. He doesn't think he is so wise, nor does he float to the sky just because the courtiers took too many horses and forget where his foundation is.
"This year, I have recovered Liaodong County. The soldiers of the Song Dynasty killed tens of thousands of Jin soldiers. The Jin people were defeated and they were determined to make peace. I thought that the Liaodong County had not yet established a stable foothold, so I asked the civil officials to silence with them and argue with them. I continued to beat them next year!"
"I have destroyed all Shenzhou City and are now preparing to build a new city. I am very worried that my decision will make Shenzhou the second Taiyuan, but it should not..."
Zhao Huan stroked the inscription of the loyal soul-story and murmured, as if there was a sound in his ear, but there was nothing.
At this time, Zhao Ying hid far away, and the official's words were always a little unruly and listened to him randomly, which would cause his head to lose.
"Da Zai Li, how is the flood in Jiangnan? I heard that even the two rivers and the two jingshu were affected by disasters? The officials were thinking of floods and rushed back to Bianjing in less than ten days from Chenzhou. Dazai Li, this matter is very important to the officials." Zhao Ying said to Li Gang who was waiting outside.
He consciously revealed the holy intention, so that it would be easier for court officials to deal with the emperor without misunderstandings and conflicts.
Zhao Ying's eunuch is not a decoration, but the best medium for easing the officials and court officials.
Li Gang said worriedly, "The official family has never liked these twists and turns. The Suzhou magistrate is evil this time and there will be trouble in the future."
Zhao Ying also said with a worried look on his face, "Sun Yi was evil in the official family. When the official family saw that he was brave and powerful in fighting, he never took the past to heart. The official family was an open-minded person."
"This time, the official family fought in the north for several days and talked with General Yue about Sun Yi several times. Unfortunately, General Yue still refused to let go of the original matter and still abandoned Sun Yi and could not be reused."
Li Gang also knew that the officials did not hate the Suzhou prefect, but this incident was remembered in his heart, and the Suzhou prefect was afraid that it would be in trouble.
This is why the King of Hell is easy to see a little ghost.
Li Gang was about to speak, but was interrupted by Zhao Ying's actions. Zhao Ying gestured to keep his voice from banning and said, "Shh, the official family is out."
Li Gang led the court officials to kneel respectfully on the long steps of Zhonghun Mountain, and the shouts of mountains, rivers and seas came.
"Congratulations! The official family personally conquers Liaodong and returns to the court with victory!"
Zhao Huan took Zhao Ying's towel, dusted off the dust from his knees, and said, "All up, Song Dynasty is not up to kneel down, why do you think of this happening?"
Zhao Huan looked at Li Gang with a smile, helped him up and said, "Master Li assisted the country, devoted his efforts, and I saw everything I did and remembered in my heart. When the floods in Jiangnan were relieved, what I said before the year would naturally be fulfilled."
What he said was naturally to promote Li Gang to the position of Zhengshi Pingzhang, the subordinate of the Secretariat.
Before the Yuanfeng restructuring, the Secretary of the Central Secretariat, the Privy Council, and the Chief Officials of the Three Departments were divided into government, military, and financial powers. However, the matter of the Secretary of the Central Secretariat had never been established and had become a false title.
"Thank you for your kindness." Li Gang made a move and wanted to kneel down again, but Zhao Huan pulled Li Gang, and it was not seen for most of the past six months. Li Gang kept kneeling around, and Zhao Huan was not used to it at all.
The court officials still knelt down and couldn't get up, Zhao Huan's eyes signaled Zhao Ying.
Zhao Ying's eyes turned and shouted loudly, "Flat."
"Pediatric." Zhao Huan looked at the court officials and stood up when they heard the flat body, and said two words softly.
In the past, these civil servants wanted to be arrogant and spit on their faces, and their scolding looks, and their timid appearance now always make people feel dazed.
Reality, these civil servants are really realistic.
When the emperor was weak, he wanted to walk forward with the emperor himself, and it was wrong to take his right foot first.
When the emperor was strong, he didn't hear the word "flat" and didn't dare to get up.
"Let's talk about the floods first. Have the soldiers from all over the country mobilized to rescue the disaster?" Zhao Huan asked Li Gang.
The floods and dikes in the south of the Yangtze River were all broken, which was a big problem for Zhao Huan. He arranged for Li Gang to mobilize the troops in the palace to rescue the disaster.
Li Gang said hesitantly, "Only two Jing Navy troops have gone to build the dike, and the other soldiers in the palace have not moved yet."
Chapter completed!