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Chapter 27 What am I

"My God..." Tang Tangtang covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at the woman who was lying on the ground while knitting a sweater while playing the dining table. "Is your director sick? Why are you all human resources serving you at home? Are you the so-called exploiting class?"

"Do you think I look like it?" Su Lie forced his heart to calm down. He took the water handed by the man in the refrigerator, twisted the bottle cap and poured it down. "Can a rich man dress himself up like this greasy uncle?"

"What you said is right, it doesn't look like it." Tang Tangtang looked at the screen in confusion and urged: "Or you go out and have a look. Don't you know what you are doing when you get to work?"

"It's work time." Su Lie looked at the clock hanging on the wall. Sure enough, the clock was also held upside down by a man hooking his legs on the beam.

After leaving the door, Su Lie habitually reached out and soon stopped in front of him.

The man stared at Su Lie and squatted down.

"What are you doing?" Su Lie looked at the man who was squatting down suspiciously.

"I'm the taxi you called." The man greeted: "Get in the car. You go out to work every day. If you don't leave, you will be late."

Su Lie took the man's back helplessly. The man ran all the way with Su Lie on his back, but when he arrived at the traffic light, he stopped.

"Let's go, what are you doing when you stop?" Su Lie kept looking through the time on his watch.

"Red light." The man looked up.

"Do you have to wait for the red light if you are alone in a human taxi?" Su Lie looked shocked.

"Yes." The man nodded.

Su Lie's eyes crossed the man's head and looked at the traffic light on the top.

Two people were hung on the traffic light shelf, wearing the same style of long windbreaker outside. At this time, one of them took off the windbreaker, revealing the big red sweater inside.

Soon, the man who played the red light closed his clothes, and the other man hanging next to him took off his clothes, revealing the green sweater inside.

The man in the taxi ran wildly with Su Lie on his back and finally arrived downstairs of the company.

Su Lie wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Tang Tangtang, are you still here?"

"I'm here, what's wrong?" Tang Tangtang's voice sounded.

"I feel like I'm in a world of psychopathy. Do you look like it?" Su Lie saw that the company gate was played by a row of men. Whenever someone went in or out, they would separate. Whenever someone walked by, they would close again. The elevator was also transparent. After someone walked into the elevator, a huge fat man would fall from the sky and use his own weight and lever principle to send the elevator up.

If the elevator wants to get off, the huge fat man will kick his legs towards the ground and take him to the sky with a few very thick cables.

"I think everyone is normal, not like a psychopath." Tang Tangtang seemed to be fascinated by it. "It's quite interesting. All tools are achieved through human resources. I'm very curious now. What do you do? From getting up to working all the way, there are people serving you. I guess you must be a senior executive of the company!"

"Hope." Su Lie touched his stomach, "From getting up to now, I have been frightened all the way, as if I haven't had breakfast yet."

Su Lie came to a breakfast shop, ordered breakfast and sat on a chair and waited. As expected, the stool and table were played by people.

Someone suddenly started arguing across the street, and the more he quarreled, and the more he quarreled, he started a fight soon.

Su Lie couldn't help but come to the door, wanting to see more carefully.

Soon, the tables and chairs crawled out of the breakfast shop and surrounded them.

A waiter walked up with a plate, "Sir, the breakfast you ordered is here... We have sent someone to ask for the reason for the fight. Please wait for a moment and we will report to you immediately."

Su Lie felt that he should integrate into this world as soon as possible, otherwise he would become a psychopath sooner or later. He nodded, sat on a stool played by someone, took breakfast and ate it.

"Okay! Your exploitative nature is revealed! It's so enjoyable to see how you look!" Tangtang Tang's sharp voice sounded from the live broadcast room: "But this service level is also terrifying! Even if someone on the street fights, he will help you find out the news!"

"When everyone is abnormal, if I am normal, would you guess they will reject me?" Su Lie lowered his voice and said, "I don't know who I am yet. I will definitely pay a price to be unique! You have always said that I am an exploiting class, but I feel that I am not! I will know the answer soon after I go to the company!"

After breakfast, Su Lie grabbed his briefcase and returned to the company's door, entered the elevator and went up to the fifteenth floor. He found his storage locker very familiarly and opened it. There was a woman standing sleeping inside.

"You must be a clothes hanger." Su Lie took off his coat, hung the clothes directly on the woman's head, and then walked towards a passage very familiarly.

"I feel very familiar with this place." Su Lie walked through offices until he reached the end of the passage.

"Wow! Generally speaking, the end of the passage is where the company's boss works!" Tang Tangtang looked at him with great interest, "I bet that even if you are not the company's boss, you are also a shareholder in the company!"

"It's here." Su Lie walked to the end and looked up and saw a door sign with the words "General Manager" hanging at the door of the office. He wanted to push the door and walk in, but his body was very honest and he fell directly to the ground.

"What are you doing?" Tang Tangtang gasped.

"I...I don't know." Su Lie was also confused, "I feel that my posture on the ground is very standard...I feel that I belong here."

"What does it mean?" Tang Tangtang felt a thrilling spread throughout his body.

"I don't know... Maybe I'll know soon." Su Lie lay on the ground, facing the live broadcast camera with his face sideways, "I heard footsteps coming from behind."

A pair of brand new and shiny leather shoes appeared in the live broadcast camera, and it seemed like a middle-aged man.

He took out the key from his pocket, opened the door, and stepped on Su Lie's back and forth, rubbing the leather shoes back and forth on Su Lie's back, as if he was about to rub off the dust from the soles of the shoe.

Then he walked into the office and closed the door.

Su Lie continued to lie motionlessly at the door.

"You, you! You...you are a carpet!" Tangtang's screaming voice rang in the live broadcast room: "Your job is to play a carpet!"

"Yes, I'm a carpet." Su Lie's bitter expression appeared in the live broadcast. "Now I'm thinking, why can I support so many people in my family with such a low-key job, refrigerators, dining tables, desk lamps... and I can also take a human taxi when I go out to work."
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