Chapter 247 Pineapple Travel Notes

On the second day, Ouyang Cai went to meet the ninth prince. The ninth prince wanted to show his attitude, but Ouyang asked: "How do you plan to welcome everyone back to the court?"

This question stumped Master Jiu. He had a manifesto drafted by the Hanlin Academy, but even he felt that it was nonsense to this group of foreigners, even to the soldiers of the Hangzhou fleet, there were only a very small number of people who could understand it. Master Jiu had an advantage, that was, he was not ashamed to ask: "What do you think of it?"

"Of course, it's for food. I've been swaying on the sea for so long, and it's all dry every day. I'm going to make an open-air buffet, mainly vegetables, fruits and vegetables." Ouyang calculated: "It's still five or six days before we can get in place, so we'll search for the nearby famous chefs. Eating a meal is more effective than saying 10,000 words. Anyway, when you arrive in Tokyo, the emperor has to say it."

"What is a buffet?" Eunuch Ninth asked without shame.

"You don't understand even after saying it, I'll ask someone to do it."

"..." Master Jiu was speechless. Do you have this attitude to talk to the emperor? But Master Jiu couldn't care about it, and waved: "Go, you can do it yourself."

Ouyang knows people. They have been floating on the sea for more than a year. As soon as they get ashore, they face the speech of the thief leader, and when they get ashore, they see fruits and vegetables. Which is heaven or hell? Of course, even if they haven't been drifting for a year, the speech of the leader is still a nightmare for the audience. I will say a few words to the leader, and it has been listed as one of the biggest lies in the last century.

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After several days of preparation, the shadow of the fleet finally appeared in the distance. The looking hands on the mountain excitedly whispered the flag, and the following flag bearer reported: "The Hangzhou fleet has arrived."

Ouyang heard the news and shouted: "Blacking fire to welcome you, kill chickens and pigs to set up a mat."

When the fleet heard the cannons, they also responded to the sound of cannons. The soldiers rushed to the deck and waved their shouts. At the dock were the officers and soldiers of the Fleet Camp in Hangzhou, Haizhou. The fleet soldiers got off the ship, were excited, touching the land and knelt on the ground and cried. Some brothers even recognized each other and the head was crying. Ouyang grabbed a person and asked, "Where is General Liang?"

"General Liang's ship finally landed."

"Oh" Ouyang reached out and said, "Feel the Rabbit Song."

When a few foreigners were excited when they heard this, they grabbed Ouyang Shou and said, "Three grams of oil."

"Pulizi." Ouyang greeted: "Take them to eat."

"Yes," a guard followed suit: "Pu Zuizi."

"Three grams of oil."

Obviously the guard had a bit of foreign language skills, and replied: "No three grams of oil."

Ouyang said: "Brothers, I have time to cry back. Now the great green vegetables and the famous chefs of the Song Dynasty are waiting for you. The food is full and the wine is enough."

"Master Xie" group of soldiers were overjoyed. They thought they would listen to nonsense when they went ashore, but they didn't expect to have food directly. When they looked again, it turned out to be Ouyang, no wonder. The boat was bored, and everyone was told that celebrities in the Song Dynasty were enough, especially the captains were mostly Ouyang students, and the soldiers knew that this person was not talking nonsense.

When each ship arrives, except for the first open-road ship, all warships finally land. Merchant ships are preferred, foreign merchant ships are given priority. This is the traditional Chinese way of hospitality.

Ouyang was dry and finally welcomed Liang Hongyu. Liang Hongyu was dressed in a worn military uniform and her skin became dark. After watching for a while, Ouyang said, "Where are the skin care products I gave you?"

"That ball of mud will be dried soon after boarding the boat."

"Let you put it in the water."

"The water on the boat is precious, how can it be wasted?"

Ouyang smiled: "Let's go"

"Well" Liang Hongyu touched her face and asked, "Did she become very dark?"

"Yeah... is whiter than Wu Jia."

"Who is Wu Jialiang? His name is so familiar."

"...We won't talk about this question until the night when you see that you are dark."

"I'm going to die, there's someone next to me."

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Liang Hongyu left the wharf and saw that the table was originally piled up, and the table had been laid. The table was placed in a large circle with white cloth and more than a hundred pots of vegetables were placed on the white cloth. There were tables and chairs everywhere on the outer edge of the big circle. Ouyang put a lot of effort into getting these things. Liang Hongyu asked, "What did you do?"

"What do you think?"

"Of course my husband has this ability."

Ouyang asked in a low voice: "Do work first or eat first?"

"Of course, I'll enjoy the green vegetables more than you can see."

"Why?"

"Because they are not bad," Liang Hongyu asked with a smile: "How to eat it?"

"There are plates and chopsticks over there, and there are clips or spoons in the dish. Just beat them and eat them."

The two of them were still getting tired of it, and they hated Eunuch Gui: "General Liang, I am so proud to take the wine."

Next, Ouyang also guessed what he was going to do, that was that the ninth father-in-law wanted to toast on behalf of Zhao Yu. Ouyang also had to communicate with foreigners toast and encourage them to drink. It was stipulated earlier that members of the merchant ship were not allowed to drink and eat, except for the necessary ministers. Those who did not drink should carry the drinks back.

As night fell, Liang Hongyu, who had drunk a few more cups, touched Ouyang: "Take me away"

So Liang Hongyu was taken away and taken to Ouyang's room. The ninth prince saw everything, sighed lightly, raised her glass and ordered: "Back all the foreigners down."

"Back all foreigners." Everyone rushed to siege accordingly.

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The hungry man and woman could not bear it as soon as they closed the door. The kisses from the storm and the stripping of clothes were so anticipated and hungry. Zhang San and Li Si were guarding outside, listening to the voices inside, looking at each other. Zhang San whispered: "Listen to this movement, I think I have never visited the yard in the past three and a half years."

"What do you know?" Li Si said contemptly and stepped forward to stop a drunk official and said, "Sir, have rested."

"Stop?" the official asked in a drunken eye: "What's going on inside? Are you fighting? You're screaming so miserable?"

Li Si calmly replied: "I'm sorry."

"Oh" the official left: "The rats in Haizhou are so big."

Zhang San sighed: "It seems that I will go to Hangzhou often in the future."

"Didn't you see that the ninth father-in-law has already appeared?" Li Si said: "The fire cannot be covered with paper."

Ouyang was fully prepared and two buckets of bath water. After doing bad things, he would bathe together and recycle...

It was not until the third update that Liang Hongyu leaned softly on Ouyang and said, "Husband?"

Ouyang shivered. Men like to hear women say the most: I want it. They are most afraid of hearing women say the most: I want it. For this trip, Ouyang endured it for half a month and didn't touch a woman. He understood women's needs, and meeting women's needs is the obligation of a man. It is commonly known as giving public food.

"I miss you so much." Fortunately, Liang Hongyu said another sentence.

Ouyang hugged and said gently, "I miss you too, have a good sleep. Let's talk about it tomorrow."

"Yeah" Liang Hongyu fell asleep quickly in her lover's arms.

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The next day, Liang Hongyu woke up and disappeared Ouyang. He stayed in bed for a while and put on his underwear and outerwear. He opened the door and saw Zhang San outside. Zhang San saw Liang Hongyu awake and said, "General Liang."

"Where is Lord Ou?"

"I was passed away by the ninth father-in-law in the morning." Zhang San said: "General Liang has a good rest. I'll ask someone to prepare some food."

"No, I still have official duties." Liang Hongyu hesitated for a while and said: "Zhang San, is it because of..."

Zhang…head: "Maybe, General Liang doesn't have to worry, Lord Ou is a person with a proper attitude."

"Well...you go and look at it and tell Lord Ou that you can just say that I am a general or not, don't miss the future."

Zhang San smiled and said, "General Liang doesn't understand Lord Liang yet? General Liang just needs to do his own business. Besides, General Liang and Lord Liang can't always sneak around for so many years."

Liang Hongyu nodded and walked to the yard and asked, "There is a war ahead?"

"I heard that General Yue also suffered heavy losses." Zhang San helped bring the waterway: "But the battle is very good. I heard from the analysis of the adults. The first phase of the battle will end in one month."

"You will talk about it on paper."

"But after all, it's all done. The emperor told the Lord to disagree with Yelu Dashi, and the Lord did it."

"Not only this, he is really capable of other things." Liang Hongyu smiled and suddenly felt that he was a little confused, which could easily cause misunderstandings.

Zhang Sandang said inadvertently: "Madam washes and rest first, and breakfast is delivered immediately."

Liang Hongyu nodded after thinking about it: "Okay"

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The ninth prince asked: "What is the crime of deceiving the monarch?"

Ouyang smiled and said, "Dad father-in-law, don't put such a big hat on me."

"What's going on with you and General Liang?"

"...love at first sight." Ouyang said: "Just yesterday when she got off the boat." Well, there is no deception in this way.

"Yes, you Ouyang Nengnai, and with a bunch of amulets, the emperor may not deal with you. After all, you have to have an explanation to deal with it. You are too unreasonable on the surface." Eunuch Nine said justice: "But General Liang may have worked hard for nothing. Originally, it was possible to be a king, but it would be good if you are not questioned now."

Ouyang asked: "What is this crime?"

"Mr. Ou, our family will not go around. If you have an affair with General Liang in private, the emperor will not do anything. But if you do this publicly, you may be more guilty than Cai Jing."

Ouyang understood that Cai Jing made Zhao Yu very angry not because of corruption, but because he made great contributions and made Zhao Yu look ugly. He was similar. Liang Hongyu was able to be a general because Ouyang wrote his divorce letter. Once the relationship was made public, Zhao Yu naturally couldn't hold it. Many people also said that Ouyang used the delaying strategy to deceive Zhao Yu.

Eunuch Nine said justice: "Mr. Ou, Your Majesty treats you well. Although it is a bit a coincidence, he even gave you his body. Look at now, General Liang is back with reputation and is fighting in front of him. What do you want to do at such a moment? Want the emperor to bear it? Or want the emperor to punish General Liang against the public opinion and the army. You only want to be happy, have you ever thought about others?"

All of this is the case, Ouyang can only ask: "What does father-in-law mean?"

"At least you cannot open your relationship at the moment. If you are really determined, then General Liang sue his post and retires afterwards, and you will succeed. This will allow you to explain it in some way."

Ouyang asked: "Can I retire and return home?"
To be continued...