Chapter 674: Deadpool: I want to complain to the author
"Uncle police officer, aunt police officer, I promise they will do it first!" As Wu Yan finished speaking, the deadpool next to him immediately raised his hand and said in a surrender manner.
However, looking at his funny tone, it didn't seem like surrender at all.
Sure enough, almost at the same time, Deadpool put down his hands, tilted his head and looked at Wu Yan and Xiao Meng, and said, "Wait, look at you, you don't look like policemen. Do you have police badges? Take it out and take a look."
"Can't you take it out? Okay, you two actually pretend to be a policeman. I want to call the police."
"This guy is so helpless that he talks endlessly." Seeing Deadpool unable to stop speaking, Wu Yan shook his head helplessly.
Bang bang bang bang!
However, without waiting for Wu Yan to take action, Deadpool seemed to be able to feel Wu Yan's mind and took action first. With both guns in his hand, several bullets were shot out in an instant, and they rushed towards Wu Yan's shoulders and thighs.
I had some bad thoughts in my heart, including Zhuxian Sword in one hand, Qing Emperor Sword in the other, and Wu Yan's two swords in his hand, and with a few tinging sounds, all the bullets were easily blocked.
"Hey, buddy, your trick should be mine, right? I'm going to sue, I want to tell the author that you have infringed." Seeing Wu Yan's two swords blocking all the bullets, Deadpool decisively put away the two guns that had been shot and said exaggeratedly.
"Hmm?" Deadpool's words made Wu Yan's heart slightly move.
Sure enough, the character Deadpool is a very special character in the X-Men, because he has long realized that he is a character living in the two-dimensional world.
Whether in comics or movies, from time to time, they will interact with the audience in the third dimension from time to time.
I remember that in the comic version, there was an issue where Professor X invaded Deadpool's mind and learned from his mind the truth about living in the comic. He couldn't stand such a blow, so he was mentally broken.
When Wu Yan first traveled to the X-Men plane, he was powerless in the face of the White Queen with spiritual power, so he remembered this part, so he copied this scene.
Sure enough, the White Queen also broke down and went crazy.
Today, when I saw Deadpool, from his words, Wu Yan could indeed feel that he knew that he was living in the second dimension world.
He just copied his trick of blocking bullets with two swords in a bad mood, but he spit out a complaint to the author.
"Hey, brother, you're shameful plagiarism, and the plagiarism is not standard. You should split the last bullet with a sword. This is the most handsome ending, so that the audience will like it more." The attributes of the mouth cannon have been completely filled, and Deadpool's mouth is still chattering endlessly, and to others, it seems a bit nervous.
"Hey, Wade, can we have a few good conversations?" Wu Yan said without wanting to hear Deadpool continue to chat, and directly called out Deadpool's real name.
"Oh", covering his face wearing a mask with both hands. Although he couldn't see his expression clearly, he could hear Deadpool's very surprised voice. Then he looked at other directions next to him and seemed to talk to the target that he could not see at all: "Who is he? Can he actually know my natality? Want to have a good chat with me? Is he trying to talk to me about something?"
"Okay, Wade, you don't have to interact with the audience anymore. You don't have the audience to see you now." Wu Yan shook his head and said, looking at Deadpool's appearance.
"You, who are you? Do you actually know the audience?" Deadpool was really scared and screamed at Wu Yan in disbelief.
"Come here, let's shake hands, you will know." Wu Yan smiled slightly and waved to Deadpool and said.
At the same time, he spoke out his identity and said, "My name is Wu Yan, I came from Academy X."
"Don't, I'm not interested in men, I won't shake hands with you," Deadpool waved his hand to Wu Yan's words and said flatly.
"If you don't cooperate, I can only do it!" Deadpool's words made Wu Yan's face a little dark, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he said viciously.
"No, no, Yafen" seemed to be a pure girl. Facing the appearance of a malicious strong man, Deadpool grabbed his clothes tightly, looking like a chaste and fierce woman who swore to death.
"What I want to tell you is about the two-dimensional world and the three-dimensional world." Wu Yan's face turned darker and said, "Talk me well, otherwise, I don't mind going to the third dimension and let the author arrange more hardships for you."
"Ahem, sir, you want to shake hands, right? In fact, we have been chatting for so long and haven't shaken hands yet. It's really rude. I'm sorry!"
Wu Yan's words made Deadpool stand up immediately with his head raised and his chest raised, then stretched out his palm.
"Well, please take off your gloves!" Wu Yan said, seeing Deadpool's whole body wrapped tightly.
"No problem!", looking very decisive, Deadpool took off his gloves and exposed his palms.
In fact, he didn't look serious on the surface and kept making fun of it, but in fact, Deadpool was extremely surprised by Wu Yan.
From Wu Yan's words, Deadpool was able to confirm that he was the same as himself. The world he lived in was a two-dimensional world. He even said that the author would deal with him?
Not only can he detect the existence of the third dimension, can he also break the dimension wall and go directly to the third dimension?
"It turns out that he is a little slut, and he has no moral integrity at all..." Seeing Deadpool now like a good baby, Wu Yan said in a hint of laughter and crying in his heart.
At the same time, Wu Yan directly stretched out his palm and held it with Deadpool's hand.
Ding, discover removable storage devices!
With the palms in hand, the prompt on the computer page arrived as scheduled. Immediately, Wu Yan quickly entered Deadpool's C drive. Sure enough, he found the gene he wanted from his C drive, which was Wolverine's recovery ability.
Of course, it has been optimized based on Wolverine. The capacity of this gene is quite large, with a full 10G presence.
Without nonsense, Wu Yan directly copied this recovery gene towards his C disk.
A 10G file is not big or small. If it is completely copied, it will take several minutes.
"Hey, Mr. Wu Yan, why don't we just hold hands like this and do nothing? It's a bit embarrassing. Do you want me to take off my pants?" Wu Yan held his hand and froze. After waiting for half a minute, Deadpool was so uncomfortable that he didn't say anything. He spoke and said to Wu Yan with suggestions.
"Don't talk, otherwise I'll sew your mouth." Deadpool's words made Wu Yan feel a little disgusted. He looked up at him angrily and threatened.
"Hey, I've been sewn once, you won't treat me like this again, right?" Deadpool said in surprise, "Wu Yan grabbed one hand and covered his mouth with the other hand."
After looking at Deadpool, Wu Yan also remembered that in the movie Wolverine 1, Deadpool appeared as the villain boss. He was fused with many abilities at that time, but his mouth was sewn and he couldn't speak.
Moreover, at the end of the Easter egg in the Deadpool 2 movie, Deadpool got the props for the cable traveling through time, and went there and shot himself and killed him.
Ding, copying is complete!
Soon, a few minutes passed by, and Deadpool could see that Wu Yan's threat was just a verbal statement, so he boldly said a lot later.
After the copying was completed, Wu Yan did not let go of his hand, but opened his F drive, and then copied some of the movie memories of himself going to the cinema to watch the X-Men series toward Deadpool's F drive.
These memories are not big, and they were quickly copied.
"Oh my God! Is this the scene of the third dimension?" After the copying was completed, Deadpool experienced the movie from Wu Yan's perspective, and what he saw was the memory of the X-Men.
From these memory clips, Deadpool can confirm that Wu Yan is indeed able to go to the world of three dimensions.
"How is this possible!" Realizing that Wu Yan was able to travel through the world of the second and third dimensions, Deadpool looked at Wu Yan in disbelief and said, "Even if the author gave you such abilities, it would be completely impossible to succeed!"
Yes, it is almost impossible to succeed directly from the second dimension to the third dimension. Even if the author gives it to it, in fact, for people with the third dimension, the two-dimensional things are completely illusory and cannot appear in reality.
It’s like the author’s book who jumped out to meet him, but in fact, this is impossible!
Feeling the shock in Deadpool's words, Wu Yan smiled slightly, then spoke, corrected and said, "I didn't say that I am from this world. I entered here from the third dimension."
"The world of the third dimension is so wonderful. Can you also be a mutant in the third dimension? The ability to enter the second dimension?"
It was heard that Wu Yan himself was a person of the third dimension, and Deadpool was relatively acceptable, but even so, he still looked at Wu Yan in surprise and asked.
"Well, it's almost the same..." Wu Yan nodded slightly to express his agreement with Deadpool's surprise words.
The ability to awaken oneself is to travel through the two-dimensional world of the heavens and all worlds, copy their bloodlines, skills, knowledge and memories.
Although it is called the Awakener in the real world and the X-Men plane is called the Mutant, it is actually just a different name. In essence, there seems to be no big difference between the Awakener and the Mutant.
"Hey, boss, I will be with you in the future. I hope we can fall in love with each other in the future! Even if you want to sleep with me, I will clean myself and wait for you."
Chapter completed!