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Chapter 1057: The Bodhi Patriarch Who Was Disgusted

The village in Axe Mountain is very lively due to the banquet.

On a mountain not far away, an old man looked into the direction of the Axe Gang's village in the dark of the night, with a warm and kind look in his eyes and murmured in his mouth: "Oh, it's true that the monsters were taking the lead. Today, I, Bodhi Patriarch, must find a way to save these innocent people!"

Judging from the appearance of Bodhi Patriarch, he looked a bit out of place. He was wearing a white dress and neither looked like a Taoist robe nor a Buddha robe.

Looking at his bare head, he should be a Buddhist, but he was holding a whisk in his hand, like a Taoist sect, half Buddha and half Tao, which is difficult to define.

With a thought, the Bodhi Patriarch jumped and flew towards the direction of the Axe Gang, looking like a master.

But, I just saw that I had just flew halfway, and suddenly, I fell down and fell on the ground like a dog eating shit. The posture of a master just now disappeared!

With a spit, the Bodhi Patriarch raised his head and spit out the mud and sand in his mouth. He looked at the direction of the Axe Gang's village with horror. He looked like he saw something incredible.

"Huh? Why is there an old guy here!? Hey, who are you? Are you peeing at me??"

Next to him, the blind man was walking out with his belt on his waistband at this time. He looked at the Bodhi Patriarch lying on the ground, tightened his belt and said in a frightened and angry manner.

"Well, don't get me wrong. I just fell down when I walked by accidentally, and I definitely didn't mean to pee at you!" Bodhi Patriarch's eyebrows jumped and he hurriedly clarified.

No matter what, I am a god, right? I was framed and said that I was peeing with a pee. If this could be spread, would I still want my face?

"I just fell down? Then who are you? What are you doing when we came to our Axe Gang??" He looked at the Bodhi Patriarch in front of him with some doubts. After thinking about it, the blind man was still a little worried and asked questioningly.

"My name is Bodhi Patriarch, I am a god. I am here to save you!" Hearing the blind man's questioning, Bodhi Patriarch spoke.

"Immortal!" Hearing the words of an ordinary old man, the blind man was shocked. Obviously, this was the first time that someone said such a thing to him.

"Yes, I'm a god!" Nodded, Bodhi Patriarch looked proud, as if he was saying, Come and worship me quickly.

However, the blind man stretched out his finger and inserted it into his nostrils. He dug out a piece of booze, curled his lips and said, "Will the gods still fall to the ground? I am blind, but I am not a fool. I want to lie to me? There is no door! I will ask my brothers to come out and kill you!"

"Wait!" Hearing the blind man's words, he seemed to be about to scream. Bodhi Patriarch's face changed and he shouted anxiously: "I can prove it!"

"Prove it? How do you prove it?" Although the blind man still looked at Bodhi Patriarch with some doubts, he did not rush to shout when he heard that he could prove his identity.

"I have a stack of invisible talismans here. As long as I paste it, I can be invisible. Look, I'm like this!" He took out a stack of talismans and put them directly on his body. Sure enough, in front of the blind man's eyes, the Bodhi Patriarch's figure disappeared instantly.

"Huh? It's really gone? Hey? God? Are you leaving??" Seeing the invisibility talisman of Bodhi Patriarch took effect with his own eyes, the blind man widened his eyes, looked surprised and happy, and shouted at the same time.

"Stop shouting, I'm here and haven't left!" As the blind man said, Bodhi Patriarch took off the invisibility talisman on his body and revealed his figure.

"A god! I've seen you!"

As Bodhi Patriarch showed his body, the blind man looked extremely excited and rushed over, hugged Bodhi Patriarch's thigh, and said, "You don't know. Since I was a child, others said that I have a fate with immortality and could meet gods in this life, and then go to heaven with me. But after waiting for so many years, I haven't waited for it, but I have experienced hardships and fell to this point today. Unexpectedly, when I was desperate, I finally let me wait for you!"

"God! Are you here to take me to heaven??" At the end of the talk, the blind man looked excited and expectant, staring at Bodhi Patriarch tightly. That look really made people reluctant to refuse.

"Wait, wait first, have you misunderstood something?" Seeing the blind man holding his thighs, Bodhi Patriarch looked confused and couldn't react.

"God, don't be too busy rejecting others. At worst, I'll just serve you well..." Hearing the words of Bodhi Patriarch, the blind man tried hard to look charming. As he spoke, his hands were still gently rubbing against Bodhi Patriarch's thighs.

"Go on the side!"

Feeling the blind man's hand stroking his thigh, Bodhi Patriarch felt a chill, and it felt like there were many caterpillars crawling on his body. When his legs were shaken, the blind man was shocked and he fell to the ground.

"Oh, dead ghost..." However, the blind man who was shocked to the ground lay on the ground, acted like a little woman, and said, "Didn't you expect you, the dead ghost, are so anxious? You can't wait to push someone to the point!"

"Stop, stop, talk well!"

A man who is not very good-looking deliberately made this charming woman's posture, which made people feel nauseous. Bodhi Patriarch shouted in a low voice, interrupting him directly, saying, "I'll ask you a question. If you answer me honestly, I can consider taking you to heaven!"

"Really? You said it earlier! I have ruined so much energy!" Hearing Bodhi Patriarch's words, the blind man's face turned up, and he climbed up from the ground with a stern look. He looked at Bodhi Patriarch seriously and asked, "Speak, what do you want to ask!"

"Hu..." Seeing the blind man finally becoming serious, Bodhi Patriarch secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and also breathed a breath of turbid air from his mouth. He immediately approached the Axe Gang's village, pointed in the direction of Wu Yan, and said, "I ask you, who is that man? Do you recognize it?"

"He? He seems to be the mistress of Chun Sanshi Niang, right? I just came today, and I remember it is called Wu Yan!" After hearing the Bodhi Patriarch's inquiry, the blind man answered.

The blind man's answer made the Bodhi Patriarch's face horrified, as if he had heard something terrible:
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