Chapter Thirty-Four Mountains and Waters Meet
It is not very difficult to change an urban bloody love story. Wang Chuan’s first thing to do is to switch the background settings. This is not very difficult for the Constable Wang who has changed several stories. The story background, characters, language and behavioral habits can be changed according to the template.
For example, the lines that Bai Xue must take exam will become like this in Wang Chuan's oral statement:
"How can the world change? In this life, I finally have the person I love and finally have a good friend. The two most joyful things in my life should have made people happy and sing loudly, but how can I get here now?"
But this shouldn't work. Old Mrs. Fu is not the audience of romance stories. I'm afraid that she won't listen to such a story after two passages. So this story has to be covered with skin-
"Why does the world change so far!"
Xuecai roared to the sky and angrily came out of her palm. She slapped the lake in front of her with a move of Kanglong You Repent. This move of Kanglong You Repent is the first move of "The Eighteen Saints of Dragon Subduing". In the past, the Great Saint of the Monkey King of the Monkey King entered the Dragon Palace to borrow weapons and used this palm. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was hit by a palm, as if he was struck by lightning, and then he honestly surrendered and presented the weapon.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea couldn't stand it. How could the lake water in front of him bear the snow vegetable?
But when Xuecai saw magic power entering the lake in her palm, it seemed like a huge rock fell into the lake, exploded with a bang, and the lake water splashed more than ten feet high.
Xue Cai roared to the sky: "I finally have the one I love in this life and finally have a good friend. The two most joyful things in my life should have made people happy and sing loudly, but how can I get there now?"
Fantasy stories are inevitably exaggerated. But Mrs. Fu has already tasted the high-powered sweetness of "Journey to the West" and "Eternal Life". If she asked her to listen to realistic martial arts stories, she would feel bored if she was afraid.
But even so, Old Lady Fu doesn't like this love story with fantasy skin too much. After all, the old man is crazy and doesn't like using his brain. Relatively speaking, the story that doesn't use his brain is just like her taste.
In order to attract the rotten wife to continue listening and not to make trouble outside, Wang Chuan had to add a lot of action scenes to this magical photo album, making every Bai Xue scene become a vast battlefield. Moreover, with the complaints of Mrs. Fu, Wang Chuan had to increase the martial arts value of the characters. In order to get involved, the love warriors often cut off the mountains and seas and tread through the stars.
Halfway through the story, Wang Chuan himself had to sigh that falling in love is really inspiring.
"Close the doors, remove the carriage and kill the horse. No one can leave."
Zuo Youxian's voice came from outside, interrupting Wang Chuan's story. Following the people shouting, running, and the iron tool hit Ding Ling's sugar bean curd and made a piece of cake.
Wang Chuan lay on the crack in the door of Xiangtang courtyard and looked out. The battlefield in Zuojiazhuang had moved. True Man Puxiang ran in front with his pants, and Zuo You first held a big knife and chased him behind.
The main family and servants of Zuojiazhuang each took action and fought with the Taoist priests who followed Puxiang Zhenren, and they all fought for their lives. They were so fierce. The wounded on the ground, the bodies of the corpses were connected in groups of three or two, and blood was connected into a net.
A servant responded to Zuo Youxian's order and ran to destroy the car and close the door and kill the horse. Puxiang Zhenren ran very quickly, but because his pants were not put on, he was intercepted and chased by someone, so he was unable to run away for a while. The servant of Zuojiazhuang rushed to the front and closed the door, but he was anxious and had no choice.
"Kid, keep talking. There are so many small fights outside, how can Dongma and Xuecai fight wonderfully?"
Old Mrs. Fu couldn't wait to call Wang Chuan and asked, "Who is better than Dongma or Xuecai? Are they better than Sun Wukong? Are there Fang Han better?"
"Each one has its own merits."
Wang Chuan Road.
He sat on the cushion of Huixiang Hall as he said, telling Old Lady Fu that Dongxue was shocking the gods.
This battle shocked the world and the earth and the ghosts and gods. Dongma and Xuecai combined their unique skills, which made the world change color and the universe reverse. Compared with the battle of Dongxue, the small scene outside is in the sky and the earth.
Wang Chuan was running the train all over, but he was worried. He didn't know when Captain Long and his men would come back. Now Zuojiazhuang is in a mess, so he doesn't want to stay here.
And if you stay there, I am afraid that Zuo Zhuang will mainly rely on him and ask him to take care of Mrs. Fu. But after he finished speaking "The White Universe Album", what else can he talk about? "The Dark Holy Classic"? Or "The Divine Ship of Jinwu Academy"?
Outside the courtyard, Puxiang's real man was blocked from his way and could not escape. He had too many "actions" and his legs were a little weak. How could he beat an angry snow warrior now?
He fought and ran first, and the whisk in Puxiang's hand was cut off. Now the only one bare stick was held in his hand.
Zuoyou caught up first, and Puxiang Zhenren gathered a stick to greet him. But how could a wooden stick have just passed the iron knife? After a few moves, Puxiang Zhenren could only dodge left and right. In order to facilitate movement, he simply took off his pants and threw them away. The thief Taoist priest was in a mess for a while, and how could he look like a master of Taoism?
Zuo You was so angry that his eyes were filled with blood. When he saw that Puxiang's pants were taken off, he seemed to see a huge flaw. He went to Puxiang's clamp with one knife and a fatal knife, and he greeted him directly at the key point of Puxiang's clamp. The Taoist priest stuck out his butt and twisted left and right, as if he was dancing the Northeast Yangge.
"Left donor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot!"
True Man Puxiang advised him.
Zuo You roared first: "You fake Taoist priest!"
True Man Puxiang said: "Immortal Heavenly Lord!"
"Bang!"
The sound of the broken iron was like a "click". Zuo Youxian was angry and lost his mind, and waved the knife forward without retracting his remaining strength. Puxiang Zhenren twisted his butt to avoid it, and the knife could not hold it back, and slashed straight on the iron door. The door lock suddenly broke and the door "creaked" open.
True Puxiang's head shrank and he was still scared. He was so lucky that he could dodge it quickly, otherwise he would be better if the knife was slashed on his body?
"The fake Taoist priest also sings an opera. He died!"
Zuo You roared first and then waved his knife.
But Master Puxiang was no longer afraid. The Taoist priest jumped out of the door and the knife suddenly fell into nothing again.
There was a cold wind outside Zuojiazhuang, and the snow powder in the distance had already been frozen hard. As the wind blows, it hits Puxiang's butt, making it sound like a ecstasy.
But after all, Zuojiazhuang left, and at this point the sky was high and the birds were flying, and the sea was wide and the fish were leaping. Zuoyou couldn't stop him from running away first.
"Wuliang Tianzun, there is a misunderstanding here. The Zuo Zhuangzhu is angry and loses his mind. It is difficult for me to explain it for a while. Zuo Zhuangzhuzhu, let's leave today, so calm down first. When you meet in the mountains and rivers, I will explain it to you later."
True Man Puxiang turned around and ran away as he spoke. The Taoist priest burst out with infinite potential between life and death, and rushed out like a monkey. The owner of the Zuo Manor was holding a knife, how could he catch up?
But before Master Puxiang could take a few steps, a sharp knife suddenly flew from the opposite side. Master Puxiang quickly braked and jumped back to avoid being flewed by a sharp knife.
The knife fell into the ground and penetrated into the hard and cold stone, until it reached the hilt.
Chapter completed!