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Chapter 2 Who is really stupid?

"Eight, nine, ten...ah, don't torture me!"

He Jin grabbed his hair in pain and impatiently handed over the two extra copper coins to another young master, complaining innocently and aggrievedly: "I have said everything, those who are more than ten can't remember the numbers. You are so bad..."

"Haha, He Jin, you are indeed a fool!" These young men who gave money deliberately shouted loudly around, and they were happy.

He Jin opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you tainting your IQ out of thin air?"

"IQ, what is IQ? People in the world don't think they have too much money!"

He Jin's face turned red at this moment, trying to make the blue veins on his forehead burst out, and argued: "More money does not mean high IQ...IQ!...IQ, a noun that will only become popular five hundred years later, do you know?"

One after another, there were more difficult words, such as "time travelers", "emotional intelligence is more important than IQ", which made everyone laugh: the restaurant is full of joy.

But after about one stick of incense, the young men had not had enough trouble and were still showing their IQ that they had no at all, so He Jin became a little impatient.

Just when they were proud, He Jin suddenly regained his clear eyes and waved his hands lazily at them, "Okay, everyone, the show has been performed with you, so I can't leave, don't delay my next business..."

When the young men heard this, they were stunned. One of them pointed at He Jin in disbelief and said, "You, are you lying to us?"

He Jin smiled again and said, "How can you say it's a fraud?"

"You have fun and superiority for spending money, and I have affordable benefits, so I can get what you need. Isn't this the same thing as you go to the theater to listen to music and go to brothels to watch famous prostitutes dancing?"

"But you, you..." The young men suddenly became angry. They claimed to be smart, but today they fell into a fool's hands. How could they bear such an injustice: "No! Today I'm going to take you to see the official!"

"Okay." He Jin was not afraid at all, but spread his hands and said, "Then let the people of the whole province know how you were cheated of this 60 cents... Looking at your clothes, you are also famous figures in Cizhou. I believe this lawsuit will definitely be very eye-catching."

"This, this?" The young men looked at each other: Yes, when they were in court, how could they afford to lose this person? Besides, everyone only costs ten cents, and they usually give rewards at will, so why bother to make trouble?

But a young man still felt that his IQ was insulted: "I, I'm going to expose your fraud!"

He Jin was even happier when he heard this and said, "Then thank you for helping me to attract business for you..."

The young master was stunned and then reacted: No, everyone knows the rumor that He Jin is a fool, but he just said he was not. That would not only attract more business for He Jin?

"All officials, those who insult others will always be humiliated. If you hadn't come up and were playing with the humiliation, how could you be fooled?" Seeing these young men and brothers as if they were suffering from plague, they could no longer be arrogant, He Jin said softly: "I hope you will think about it all for this."

The young men were angry at first, but then they looked at each other and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Finally, one of them seemed to be a student, so he bowed to He Jin first and said, "What he taught is that Meng Lang, we have received teaching this time..."

Other young men do not have such tolerance and cultivation, but they have to sigh: "Masters are among the people, and they have bought a lesson for ten cents. We are so embarrassed this time!"

He Jin also bowed respectfully and quietly watched these people enter the restaurant.

Then, he returned to his dementia just now. However, this time, there was a hint of depressed smile on his face.

Because when he recalled the source of this incident, he really didn't know what expression he should have except for a bitter smile.

When he just crossed six days ago, he ran to the street in disbelief. After seeing that there were indeed no tall buildings outside, he couldn't help but feel shocked and depressed.

But just as he was squatting on the ground and thinking about what to do in the future, a kind-faced aunt suddenly threw him more than a dozen copper coins and said pitifully: "What a sin, how could a good child burn his brain?"

He Jin didn't react at the time and quickly handed the money to the kind aunt: "Aunt, you misunderstood. My illness has been cured today. I can't ask for this money..."

"Scared, will you still need money if you recover from your illness? You used to be a financial fan, don't think I don't know Aunt Wu!"

Aunt Wu forced herself to hand over the money to him and instructed him: "Go home quickly, don't freeze outside, and burn your brain even more stupid!"

He Jin was holding more than a dozen copper coins in a daze, looking demented... Well, his demented expression was pure at that time!

Afterwards, he found that the onlookers all showed mercy on their faces.

Some women even shed tears: "It's so pitiful... Why are you so good at being a good official? If you have a case, you will do your best to help us. If you can't help, you will also be thinking about it."

"That's right, why can't such a good family be rewarded?"

"God is really blind!"

"Come on, Brother Jin, Auntie still has five copper coins left to buy vegetables here, don't dislike it..."

He Jin didn't know what was going on at that time, and he couldn't explain it clearly. But because of his cheap father and the good popularity he had accumulated, he found that those who he knew began to pay for care for mentally retarded children...

Then, accidentally...well, he discovered such a way of wealth.

Of course, the kindness of the simple people cannot be deceived at will. But the problem is that in addition to these kind-hearted people, he found that there were many slutty young men who deliberately showed off their superiority and teased themselves.

So he improved the method and deliberately returned more than ten cents of money... Then, He Shazi's deeds became more and more popular, and he put away the IQ tax of these rich young men who were rich.

‘In six days, I have earned 870 yuan. Well, the money I used to do business should be enough, right?…’

Thinking in his mind, He Jin was silently waiting for the next customer. At this moment, he suddenly saw a bright and charming face.

On the face of jade-like fat, the eyebrows are as dark as distant mountains, and the bright eyes are as fond as you like, and the eyes are cut into water. The beauty with the eyebrows and eyes are like picturesque and jade-like beauty.

However, there was a hint of sorrow between the girl's eyebrows, as if she was trapped in trouble.

Next to the girl, there was a pretty little maid who was pointing at He Jin excitedly and said, "Miss, it's him, this fool He... If you give the money, he will never charge ten cents! His words are also very interesting, and the lady will be happy when she hears it."

When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but look at the handsome boy in front of her with a dazed face. After looking at He Jin's eyes carefully, she suddenly smiled: "Yue'er, he is pretending..."

He Jin knew that it was a glimmer that flashed in his eyes just now, revealing his true nature of not being stupid: because a real fool would not have a stunning reaction when he saw a beautiful woman.

Then, he couldn't help but smile: Yes, finally there was an IQ online...

But the little girl Yue'er seemed to feel that her reputation had been hit and took out eleven cents directly from her purse: "Miss, it's true. People in the city say he is a fool and never charges more than ten cents. If you don't believe it, Miss, look!"

"One, two, three...eight, nine..." He Jin still counted slowly as before.

Yue'er looked at this scene and couldn't help but pull up her lady's sleeve excitedly: "Miss, look, he's going to have a headache soon and he's going to pay me a penny..."

But when He Jin counted to the 'tenth', he suddenly smiled evilly, his eyes lit up and returned to the clear and clear appearance, and said, "Eleven! Oh... It turns out that it is Eleven after Tenth. Hey, why did I suddenly understand it like a sudden enlightenment?"

He Jin didn't plan to play such a trick for long.

Now that the start-up capital is almost done, he is ready to stop. He is naturally happy to be able to tease a cute and interesting girl before stopping.

Sure enough, Yue'er's excited face suddenly subsided.

Her big eyes were open and she blinked in disbelief: "Little, Miss, this fool suddenly became smart..."

The beauty couldn't help but shook her head helplessly and said to Yue'er: "It's not that he suddenly became smarter, but that he has never been stupid... On the contrary, he is much smarter than ordinary people!"

Yue'er only reacted at this time, stretched out her tender white fingers and said, "So he has been lying to us?"

"If he hadn't done so before, how could he have fooled those idle and stupid people?" The beauty said, but a hint of disgust appeared in her eyes. She turned around and said, "Let's go, Yue'er, we should go back."

He Jin knew that he was despised, but he didn't plan to make any mistakes: this was done by himself. After all, the IQ tax was still quite good in the simple Ming Dynasty...well, it was bad and shameless.

However, just as the three of them turned around and parted, a slick voice suddenly came: "Okay, you fool, you have been pretending to be stupid and cheating on our money! Today, we brothers are going to seek justice for the people on the street!"
Chapter completed!
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