Chapter 197 Living people can't let urine suffocate to death
Zhu Prefect is about fifty years old, slightly fat, round face, and amiable temperament. But He Jin is not a novice in the officialdom. He knows that the more amiable he is, the more likely he is to be a smiling tiger.
However, he wasn't very scared.
First, there are more than a hundred years of unspoken rules, and second, he was the Jinyiwei households with a salary granted by Emperor Hongzhi. He Jin did not think that the prefect Zhu dared to depose him.
At this time, the prefect Zhu had carefully read He Jin's two test papers, and frowned and said, "He Baihu, although you have a sixth-rank martial arts position, you are a child in this imperial examination."
He Jin nodded, he dared not refute these words, and just waited for the subsequent text of the prefect Zhu.
The prefect Zhu looked up and said, "Since it's a Tongsheng, the mansion will take the exam for you. I heard that you are in love with Liu Qingshuang, a famous prostitute in the Central Plains, why not write a poem?"
As soon as these words were said, the candidates in the examination room stopped answering questions and looked at He Jin's reply with their ears tilted.
He Jin was also angry.
On the one hand, I was angry with these boring guys; Well, on the other hand, I was right, I was just letting my urine hold it in.
So he thought for a moment and said, "It is easy to share the same mind and it is difficult to share the same mind. Vanilla really should be the orchid. It is not like the plants and trees in Xiling, but it is full of crying eyes to attract the man to see."
As soon as this poem was released, the examination room couldn't help but breathe. None of them expected that a fifteen-year-old boy could write such a wonderful poem!
The first sentence at the beginning, "It is easy to unite the head and difficult to share the same mind" is very philosophical. It is not like a young man who has not married yet, but like an old driver who has seen all his life.
The last two sentences, "It is not like the plants and trees in Xiling, and they can see you in their eyes." They also introduce comparison.
Xiling refers to the Gushan area in Hangzhou, and Su Xiaoxiao, a famous prostitute in the southern Qi Dynasty, is the person there. In "Su Xiaoxiao's Tomb", Li He of the Tang Dynasty said: "The orchid is like crying eyes."
Liu Qingshuang and Su Xiaoxiao are both prostitutes, so they can be compared.
However, the former was praised as "vanilla" by He Jin, and the latter was demoted to "ancient grass". Because the former was loyal and noble, the latter was frivolous and vulgar, it means that Su Xiaoxiao could not speak the same as Liu Qingshuang.
This may not be very fair to Su Xiaoxiao, but "the lover's eyes are like Xi Shi". It is reasonable for He Jin to criticize him in order to praise this and criticize him, and there is no need to be harsh on it.
More importantly, the implication of this poem is: OK, don’t you love gossip? Are you envious, jealous and hateful? I just hooked up with Liu Qingshuang, and I still have a love affair. What can you do?
Of course, the candidates did not dare to do anything, so they could only continue to answer the questions with resentment.
After chewing it, Zhu nodded and praised it, saying, "It's excellent in poetry and answering quickly, and it's true that his talent is extraordinary."
He Jin lowered his head and lowered his eyes to accept the praise, and naturally felt a little happy in his heart: If he had published some poem titles, he might have caught him blindly, but like this one who praises love? Haha, even if the poets of the Tang and Song dynasties cannot be used, I can recite a few more poems for you!
Unexpectedly, just when he thought he could leave, Prefect Zhu slapped the table without warning, almost scaring He Jin!
"Good you He Jin! He is the head of the state case and is also very talented. Why is the article on this test paper ordinary and lacking ingenuity!"
After hearing this, He Jin was a little angry: What does it mean to be ordinary and lack of goodness? This is clearly my true level.
I, I think, write very well.
"It can be seen from this that you are obviously unwilling to do your best to deal with it randomly, and do it on purpose! Do you think that our mansion will be jealous of the virtuous and capable, and that you will not be able to tolerate you with the position of the Jinyiwei?"
‘Well?’ He Jin, who was hanging his head low and pretending to be humble and being taught, couldn’t help but lit up when he heard this: This is worth pondering.
Seeing that the prefect Zhu had a hint of gentleness in his majesty and a little shy in his anger, he immediately understood: This, Prefect Zhu is so powerful!
It’s because I’m sure I’ll pass the test, but the problem is that I still have to rank.
This made the prefect Zhu difficult: if you take the lead, someone below would be resentful and scold him for "officials to protect each other"; but if you take the lead, this person who is in the heart of the emperor, Your Majesty and the Cabinet Minister are praised. You, a little prefect, dare you say it is not good?
Therefore, the prefect Zhu praised it first, then scolded it fiercely, exposing the truth that He Jin did not answer the questions "attentively". He sang all such a black face and blushing face, and then he could be free and easy to take the high and the low, and there was nothing else to say.
After guessing these, He Jin's eyes turned and immediately pretended to be ashamed and said, "Thank you by the old man, you know that you are wrong! But you are a little bit unfamiliar with your knowledge, so you are at this level."
"I'm still pretending to be stupid." Sure enough, Master Zhu's face calmed down and he said with a smile: "I said that you don't have to do this. At a young age, you think about hiding your weakness and showing it to others in a low-key manner. How can you be as excited as a young talent!"
He Jin still looked like he was 'dare not to be' and said, "Old man, what the boy said is the truth." There was actually another sentence afterwards: 'Why don't you believe it?'
But the prefect Zhu was impatient, picked up the pen and wrote a few words on the test paper, and said, "Okay, don't say much, I'll win you this time! But the head of the mansion cannot give you, so I'll take you as the second place!"
Of course He Jin was so beautiful in his heart: Master Zhu, you are really my good teammate! With your comment, no matter how bad my articles in the Academy Examination are, I still love to hide my weaknesses. I like to be low-key. No one will say that I am not worthy of my name.
After thanking his good teammates, He Jin still looked like "I really can't do it, you are so loving, magistrate," and walked towards the door in a bad mood.
Then, he was stunned!
That’s right, the prefecture test is the same as the county test. You have to collect enough ten people before you can open the door. He handed in advance the paper was useless!
So he couldn't help but clamp his legs and looked at the candidates in the examination room pitifully.
However, his poem confessed his love robbed the goddess in the minds of the candidates. Although these celebrities and prides in the prefectures and counties dare not provoke him openly, they can come to the wrong place.
And, they still have a very tacit understanding in this regard!
After waiting for an hour, only eight candidates handed in advance. The last one left was to never come out. There were even a few gloating people who deliberately picked up the clay pot and made a gurgling sound of water that invisibly stimulated him.
Fortunately, He Jin is not a vegetarian either!
Later, whenever a candidate picked up a clay pot and stimulated his bladder to explode, he stared at the person. Not only did he look at him, but he also looked contemptuous.
Come on, hurt each other!
Finally, there was a young candidate who was so scared that he didn't dare to pee under He Jin's fierce eyes, and handed in the paper obediently.
Then as soon as the door opened, He Jin walked out of the imperial examination room almost step by step. He went to the toilet of an inn and stayed in an incense stick before he walked out like a disaster.
"Young Master, what should I do if there are four games in the future?" Jin Yuan came up and asked worriedly.
Like the county exam, the government exam also has five exams.
Although the first game is the most important, the ranking that won is basically the last place. But even if the last four games are formalities, He Jin still has to go there.
He Jin heard this and couldn't help but sigh deeply, saying, "I have thought that living people cannot suffocate to death! I have my own solutions to the remaining four games."
At this moment, his eyes were solemn and seemed to have made great determination.
The next day, in the second exam, He Jin was indeed the first to hand in the paper.
But this time he did not sit and wait for death, but instead took out the token of the Jinyiwei hundred households and said to the prefect Zhu with a serious look on his face: "Sir, I still have important things to do this time, and I hope you can get along with it."
Prefect Zhu was a little unhappy: I gave you the second place yesterday, and you are going to cross the river and destroy the bridge now? Is it true that you are not a cadre when you treat the prefect as a cadre?
Besides, it is the rule of the court that ten people open the door. If you talk nonsense, you don’t say anything, how dare I open the door for you?
Before Zhu's magistrate spoke, He Jin then took out an ivory token and said, "I'm sorry, I can't make a statement."
When Zhu Gong saw the waist sign, he was so scared that he stood up.
Then, He Jin walked out of the door with a proud look on his face. Before leaving, he even gave a middle finger to the candidates in the shed.
Chapter completed!