977, Home Alone 3
Li Xiang has never understood why the little sisters are so interested in giving birth to babies, even more than watching "Three Little Pigs Building a House".
"Elephant, is your girlfriend going to give birth to a baby?" On the phone, the little rabbit sister chased her and asked reluctantly.
"No, no, my brother is not planning to have a baby yet." Li Xiang denied, "You should ask your aunt for this question. Auntie is the person who is most likely to give birth to a baby. It is absolutely right to ask her."
I was trying to cause trouble, but on the phone, the little rabbit sister was furious and accused him of being very bad. She knew that my aunt would beat her up when she asked this question, and she had already beaten her once.
Li Xiang had to comfort the angry little rabbit sister. As the price of comfort, he had to continue discussing Huang Youyi's baby with her.
Originally, Li Xiang hid on the balcony and chatted secretly to prevent Huang Youyi's family from hearing it, but in the end, Huang Qianhe who passed by heard a few words.
"My girlfriend gave birth to a baby", "My girlfriend is not pregnant", "I will plan in the future"... These words knocked over all the old jealous jars in his heart. He came back with a gloomy expression and sat on the sofa without saying a word.
Qiao Xiuxiu knew this old man very well. When she saw her face, she knew that he was in a bad mood. When she asked about the reason, she didn't say it, but just waited for Li Xiang to come back...
Li Xiang accidentally knocked over his father-in-law's jealousy. He talked with Sister Little Rabbit about giving birth to a baby, and then had to talk to Shishi for a few words.
Fortunately, Shishi gave Brother Elephant's face, so he hung up the phone whenever he said he could.
Li Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, turned the phone to vibrate, put it in his pocket. He saw the two adults sitting in the living room from the balcony, thinking that no one would answer the phone this time, and the things in front of him were the most important.
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Shengjing, Xiao Li’s family.
When Dou Dou saw Shishi quivering, he hung up the phone and said dissatisfiedly that she hadn't finished talking yet and that she still had a lot of things to talk to the elephant.
Shishi held down the phone and refused to let Dou Dou call again. She told her that Ge Ge was working now and the child should not be disturbed and should be obedient.
Dou Dou asked in trouble: "What did the elephant say in the end?"
Shishi opened her eyes and said nonsense: "Digebi said that if you give birth to a baby, you will give birth to a baby, and if you come back, you will give birth to a baby. If it is a girl, you will give him a hug. If it is a boy, you will ask Dou Dou to help Shishi."
"Clam?"
Dou Dou was dissatisfied with ten thousand, and she wanted to hold two of them alone. She had the power of nine little rabbits, and she could do it completely.
But Shishi told her firmly that she had to help her hold the baby and could not hold the baby alone.
Of course, Dou Dou was not convinced. She was her sister or the squad leader. She had the power of nine little rabbits, so she had to compete with Shishi for this.
Wearing boxing condoms and helmets, let Shishi come on the stage, the two sisters gestured, and the nine little rabbits wanted to teach a little rabbit a lesson.
Shishi shook her head and refused to play. She would definitely not be able to beat her. There were no adults at home, and no one would fight if she lost. She would not be able to die.
Since you don’t play, hand over the baby’s custody!
Shishi refused, so he finally came on stage.
"Pia~~ beat up the little one."
Dou Dou was full of confidence and helped Shishi put on boxing condoms and helmets.
"Sister, you have to be gentle." Shishi reminded him worriedly. Before the fight started, she had already had a premonition that she would lose. The reason why she came on stage was to fight for her breath. What if she won? If the child had no dreams, then what was the difference between him and an adult?
Dou Dou has been practiced, and Shishi usually trains, and in layman's terms, he is beaten.
This time, Shishi was beaten by Dou Dou at the beginning, ran away everywhere, and finally got knocked down. He hurriedly said, "I surrender, Shishi surrender."
"Hey hey hahaha, I'm holding my baby, right?"
"It's you who hug me."
The master of the current affairs was a hero. Shishi agreed in discomfort and immediately thought about it because his brother actually did not agree to give birth to a baby for her to play with. He just played with Dou Dou.
Dou Dou left arrogantly, and the big goose strode rattled. If the elephant was at home, she would definitely challenge him in her current state of expansion.
Shishi got up pitifully from the ground: "Sister, help me take it off."
I can't take off the boxing condom by myself and need a helper.
Dou Dou really wanted to help, but suddenly she thought that she was wearing boxing condoms, so she couldn't take them off!
How fat is Jie??? The little rabbit sister looked around in surprise. Yes, both of her small fists were wearing boxing condoms and couldn't take them off! The same is true for Shishi.
"Preparation paper."
Dou Dou clamped Shishi's small fist with his armpits and wanted to pull down his fist gloves, but Shishi was pulled away, and the fist gloves remained motionless.
"What should I do if I do it? Sister." Shishi asked blankly.
"What should I do?" Dou Dou also asked blankly.
The two sisters stared at each other and didn't know what to do for a moment.
Dou Dou became impatient and punched the air angrily, screaming, like a little rabbit who was forced to be forced.
It's useless to get angry anymore, and the gloves are still steadily put on your hands, so you can't get rid of them.
"Oh~~~"
Shishi climbed onto the sofa, nestled inside, sighed, and saw Dou Dou slutching against the sky and the earth, suddenly she was a little happy. Dou Dou looked stupid, and she even wanted to laugh.
After being slapped for so long, the little rabbit sister went around to the coffee table and wanted to eat the smart bear Ququ Biscuits placed on it. She couldn't eat the duck and was stuck in her hands! She could only lay down and bite it with her mouth, which looked like a piglet eating, and her face was full of biscuit crumbs, and Shishi was giggling.
Humph! Dou Dou glared at her dissatisfiedly, and she laughed. She was so terrified that she had no hands.
After eating two pieces of romance biscuits to replenish the energy of boxing, the little rabbit sister also climbed onto the sofa and sat next to Shishi. The two of them muttered and chatted for a while, but still couldn't find a solution to the gloves. Dou Dou rolled on, rolled off the sofa, ran to the phone, and wanted to find an adult to consult what to do in this situation, but they couldn't get the phone!!
She saw the dog running around her feet, and had an idea. She called the dog who was not sure whether it was Xiao H or Xiao O, taught it to bite the gloves and exert force together.
Still can't solve it!
Dou Dou turned around dejectedly and called Shishi: "Isn't it a little bit too much, what should I do if I do?"
Shishi has calmed down: "Wait for my mother to come back."
Dou Dou said with a sad face: "I want to pee."
"Then you go to the bathroom quickly."
"I can't take off my pants."
Shishi was stunned for a moment, thinking that this was a problem. She climbed down the sofa, circled Dou Dou twice, looked at it for a while, and helped find a way.
Shishi: "Dou Dou, sister, please help you."
Dou Dou didn't even ask how to help, and it seemed that she didn't hear the words "sister". She ran to the bathroom and couldn't hold it in.
In the bathroom, the two sisters gathered together and whispered. Four boxing condoms worked hard to help Dou Dou pull his pants, and this time it took 12 little rabbits to have the strength.
However, a bigger problem arises: it is easy to take off pants, but it is difficult to wear pants.
"Shi Shi, help my sister, huh~~~"
Chapter completed!