7.225 million troops to cross the river (2/4)
Li Xiang and Huang Youyi had endless topics to talk about, and I don’t know how long they had been talking, but suddenly they heard a sound from the gate. They knew that it was the adults and children from Xiao Li’s family who came back from watching a movie. They quickly said goodbye to Huang Youyi and hung up the phone.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to let you go.
Meow~~~
The cat Donmu's neck was strangled by fate for a long time, pitiful, and now he was finally able to get out of trouble. He meowed irritably, shook his beard, jumped off the sofa, ran to the entrance, squatted there, preparing to welcome the arrival of the little master as soon as possible, and pay tribute.
Li Dou Dou and Li Shishi went home, and they were excited after watching the movie. Oh, and they were holding a yellow doll in their arms, one was a little boy and the other was a little girl.
Jie is the little prince. Dou Dou shows off her little doll to Li Xiang.
Jie is a little boy~ Shishi also came to the pigeon.
It was over, Shishi's accent was deviated by Dou Dou. He didn't say anything about it, but now he even kept talking.
What movies are you watching? Li Xiang asked curiously. He only knew in advance that they were going to watch movies, but he didn't know what they were watching.
Yes, yes, it's the little prince~~He is so big? He will be shabby~ He has a little rabbit
Dou Dou was so excited that she danced and couldn't even speak clearly. The more she couldn't explain clearly, the more she was talking nonsense and was so imaginative that she wanted to say whatever she wanted, which made Li Xiang confused.
Alas, this guy still said he was going to run for the squad leader.
Dou Dou~~Dou Dou! Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't stand watching from the side and called out the excited child Li Dou Dou.
Ha? Mom, why are you doing? Dou Dou finally stopped Balabara and turned to ask her, why are you calling the little princess at such a critical moment? The little princess is telling stories to the elephant brother!
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: Speak slowly, you need word by word, don’t be too fast, if it’s too fast, we won’t be able to hear clearly
Dou Dou thought for a while and said: Then, we have ducks with ears.
Li Xiang:
Xiang Xiaoyuan: I can’t hear what you are saying even if I grow ears.
I'm so loud.
It's too fast, and no matter how loud you are, it's useless. If you don't believe it, ask your brother and sister, and ask them if they have heard what you said clearly.
Dou Dou looked at Li Xiang, Li Xiang shook his head, and wiped his face and wiped off Director Dou's ambergris.
Dou Dou looked at Shishi again, Shishi shook his head and said: Shishi is a little boy.
Dou Dou grabbed the baby fat and said a little annoyed, saying: Sister rabbit should rest and talk about it.
Xiang Xiaoyuan: Then you can rest and have some water?
I want a duck~~I am so thirsty.
Then why didn't you say it earlier?
Humph, I also said, "You are going to ask your mother not to buy bears for your baby."
Can't drink drinks at night. Do Shishi want to drink water?
yi, thank you mom. Mom, pour a glass of water for the pigeon.
Or give the elephant a fragrant bar.
This is what Dou Dou said.
Xiang Xiaoyuan poured a glass of water for all three children, sat on the sofa, and asked Li Xiang if the event was going smoothly tonight.
The duck is delicious, and the Lun family is drunk~ Li Doudu, who had just drunk a glass of water, swaying and yelling that he was drunk and was about to fall on Shishi. Shishi pushed her away with a smile, and she staggered towards her mother, hugged her mother's legs, and chewed her, leaving a wet mouth mark, saying that the flesh was not delicious, but then turned to Li Xiang, hugging the elephant's legs and opening her mouth to chew.
Stop, stop moving~~
Li Xiang quickly caught her.
Hey hey hahahahaha~~ The young lady is going to be drunk.
The little rabbit sister took the opportunity to hug Shishi, smiling, and kept chewing on her white and tender little face.
What's wrong with this child? Li Xiang asked Xiang Xiaoyuan in wonder.
Xiang Xiaoyuan took a tissue and wiped the saliva left by Dou Dou on his legs, saying: In the movie I watched tonight, the little prince drank the wine made from bees, and when he got drunk, he became like this.
It turns out that this is the drama genius.
Help~~Help~~~~ Sister, don't introduce the paper, mom, help, take my sister away quickly~
Shishi's cry for help sounded. The little sister was so chewed by her sister that she couldn't stand it anymore, and she couldn't escape. Her strength was no match for Dou Dou. Fortunately, this was not a place where no one was left, and there were two big Buddhas sitting next to her.
Dou Dou let go ~ Stop chewing!!
Li Xiang went over and tried hard to tear Dou Dou and Shishi apart to protect Teacher Xiao Li, and beware of Director Dou who was laughing crazy.
Stop, don't move!
Li Xiang stopped Dou Dou, who was still trying to run over to hug him.
I like my sister duck~
If you like it, you can't chew it like this.
I like her duck.
Then I like you too, can I chew on your face?
You're a hooligan
Xiang Xiaoyuan felt that Dou Dou was in a hindrance to watch movies and could not get out of it. It was necessary to let her cool down, so she dragged her to take a shower.
While being dragged away, the little rabbit sister was still shouting: Sister, my sister, we are going to take a bath together. Shishi, come on the duck~
Shishi didn't go, so she stayed in the living room and then started to dry carrots and prepare food for the little rabbit in the kindergarten tomorrow, until she came to the kindergarten and called her to take a shower.
When I went to bed at night, the children lay on the bed, and Li Xiang sat by the bed and told them stories.
I want to listen to the story tonight? Don’t listen to it, right? You all watched such a good movie, tell me. Li wanted to shit, want to be lazy.
We are little baby ducks. Dou Dou turned sideways, hugged Shishi, and told Li Xiang. The little baby always listened to stories before going to bed, so Li Daxiang must tell them.
Do you want to be lazy? Shishi also asked, obviously she had some small opinions on whether her elephant pigeon or not want to tell a bedtime story.
Don’t be lazy, don’t be lazy, come on, what stories do you want to hear?
Shishi said he wanted to listen to the prince, and Dou Dou said he wanted to listen to the exciting one.
You can do it. It’s time to go to bed this night, and you still listen to it. You don’t want to sleep.
OK, then my brother will tell a prince and very exciting story. Listen to it.
Listen.
Tell me, my sister and I are ready.
Well, in the past, during the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao led an army of 500,000 to prepare
As soon as he said something, Dou Dou asked, who is Cao Cao?
Cao Cao was a hero and a very famous ancient man.
Little Bear? Little Bear, sister. Shishi told Dou Dou in surprise.
What's the bear swollen? Dou Dou is a little excited.
Xiaoxiong led a 500,000 army to cross the Yellow River to fight Yuan Shao.
5 yuan? Dou Dou was even more surprised and excited. It was the first time I heard that it was 5 yuan in a bedtime story.
It's a 500,000 army! It's not 5 yuan, what a little ear. Li Xiang tried hard to tell them what a 500,000 army was, and who was Yuan Shao? He specifically stated that it was not their dog who said this after he finished speaking these things, and he couldn't finish it until dawn.
Looking at the little sister's bright eyes, Li Xiang decided to change his strategy and said softly: Oh my god, Cao Cao, emmm, it was wrong. It was Xiao Xiong who led a 500,000 army to the north of the Yellow River to fight Yuan Shao. Now it is time to cross the river. 500,000 army, let's count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6789
When the count reached 99, the little sister fell asleep.
On the one hand, this is due to the hypnosis function that comes with Arabic numerals, and on the other hand, it is due to Xiang Xiaoyuan who has been tossing enough with his little sisters during the day, and after venting his energy, he will fall asleep soon.
Li Xiang clapped his hands, feeling a little proud, and told Tang Mu to take good care of his little master, then turned off the door and turned off the lights and left.
The next day, Dou Dou came to him to settle the score. Emmm, it was wrong. He asked, how many people had crossed the river last night.
There are 500,000 troops, we counted to 99 last night, and there are still many more, so we can continue counting tonight.
Shishi muttered unhappily, saying that it was not good to introduce the story.
It sounds bad~ Dou Dou said so when he heard this, covering his little ears and shaking his head like a rattle. You are a bad guy! You bully the young lady!
Dou Dou finally realized that she and Shishi were deceived by Li Daxiang last night!!
Chapter completed!