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434, poisonous name

"By bye~~~By bye young lady~~~~By pig~~~"

Dou Dou and Shishi waved farewell to the girl and the little flower pig.

On the way back, Dou Dou encouraged Li to buy a pig for his parents.

Li Xiang:Σ(?д?lll)

Dad, Dad, Mom? Buy pigs for mom and dad?? Are you serious? Do you buy it for two adults instead of you?

Dou Dou insisted that it was bought for his parents because his mother was his father's pig...

Li Xiang: "..."

What did you hear, kid?!!!

Dou Dou Balabala said why her mother is her father's piglet. Li wanted to stop her as soon as possible and stop talking. There is already a picture in her head!! So scary!

Li wanted to change the topic and ask Shishi, who was innocent and had few requirements, did she also want to buy a pig?

Shishi nodded, thinking that she should buy a little flower pig like the young lady. The little flower pig was so cute, but she was very honest and didn't think it was bought for her parents, but for her and Dou Dou.

Li Xiang: "..."

Well, whatever you want, it is impossible to buy a piglet anyway. This is not a piglet. This is a little ancestor who takes a bath, takes care of him, coaxes him to sleep, plays with him, soaks milk powder, and feeds him. Do you still have to tell stories? It is even more tiring than taking care of children.

Seeing this, Dou Dou knew that Li Daxiang had not listened to the child. Balabala began to convince him that he was an elephant, and that the elephant and the piglet might be relatives. Just like Jim and the Tomma are relatives, the elephant and the piglet not only have the same name, but also look similar. Don't think that the baby has never seen an elephant. Isn't the elephant just a long-nosed pig?

Li Xiang held it over and said nothing. This was not the first time the child in front of him said that the elephant and the pig were relatives. He found some time to take her to the zoo to visit and increase her knowledge, otherwise he would be embarrassed to take her out for fun so stupidly.

Dou Dou continued to try to convince him, saying that the little flower pig just now was very happy to see the elephant, and quietly told her that it likes elephants very much, and that the elephant is its brother...

Li Xiang was speechless again.

Silently choked.

The little flower pig really said to you quietly? He said he liked me very much? Why didn’t I see that the little flower pig liked me very much? I only saw the pig drinking milk all the time, but didn’t even look at me.

Dou Dou also said that if the elephant is willing to buy a pig, she, Li Dou Dou, can pay 5 yuan to help. Of course, the more money you need to pay for, because the elephant has more money, the elephant is also bigger, and there are also parents. Of course, they have to pay for buying piglets for their parents.

She then asked Shishi how much money she could pay for the piglet. Shishi touched her pants pocket with a bitter face, and there was nothing in it. She used to be a thumb monkey with her. Since she was buried in the little rabbit's grave, her little sister has never had a small doll with her, let alone money.

She couldn't save the money, so she handed it over to her mother as soon as possible.

"How rich do you have?"

Dou Dou asked Shishi in surprise, as if he had heard of it for the first time. He knew that his sister's money was in her mother's pocket and he still asked this. It's true.

"That little pig belongs to my sister, not to Shishi." Dou Dou said.

When Shishi heard this, she shook her head quickly, babbling and trying to say something but couldn't explain it clearly, so she was in a hurry.

Finally, Dou Dou may not be able to bear it, so he took the initiative to ask the little sister to bathe the piglet every day.

What else was Shishi dissatisfied with? She nodded quickly. She was willing to do this job.

Dou Dou glanced at Li Xiang, who was silent, and continued to try to convince Li Daxiang, saying that she had changed her name today, and that she would not be called Li Xiaoyu today, but Li Zhuer.

Shishi also remembered a name related to Xiaozhu, Li Xiaozhu?

I was rejected by Dou Dou.

If Shishi calls Xiaozhu, then there is something wrong with her, so she has to change her name.

Li Zhuzhu?

I was also rejected by Dou Dou, the same reason as above.

Shishi looked at Li Xiang and asked her brother for help.

Li Xiang thought about it and said that he was called Li Tangbaoer, a super cute name.

Tang Baoer, also known as Li Zhuer, is a larva of butterflies. Last summer vacation, my grandmother took Li Xiang and Dou Dou Shishi to meet a Tang Bao in the dog park. She wanted to catch her home but none of them dared.

Shishi jumped happily when she heard Li Tangbao'er's name, and seemed very satisfied.

"Thank you pigeon~~~"

The little sister asked Li Xiang to squat down and kissed him to express her gratitude.

Dou Dou quit. She liked the name Li Tangbaoer, and she wanted it too, but she was an older sister and could not steal her sister. So she looked at Li Daxiang and asked Daxiang to give her a little princess-like name.

Li Xiang: "It must be related to the piglet and also sound good, so why don't you give you a well-educated name, Li Shi (shi pronounced the third tone), okay? Why do you have this expression, Dou Dou, be happy, don't like the name Li Shi? What about Li Shi'er? Don't be unhappy, this is really a good name, Pig means little pig, not dad, it's pig, pig, pig, Li Shi'er, come, laugh, little sister? Just laugh, oh, your baby fat is so easy to pinch, pinch, pinch and pinch..."

It’s okay if Li Xiang didn’t explain, but Dou Dou was even more unhappy when he explained. Shishi called Li Tangbaoer, but she called Li Shier, a bunch of poops? Is this bullying the young lady?

Dou Dou pursed her mouth and angrily knocked off her big hand that was pinching her baby fat, wanting to cry~~~~

The story of Li Xiang naming the little sister was listened to by nearly 3 million live viewers throughout the whole process, and laughed at a lot of people.

At this moment, barrage in the live broadcast room was flying, and everyone was holding on to the young lady.

"My sister is so pitiful. My brother is too partial. He obviously likes my sister more but doesn't like her sister."

"Miss must be crying."

"Brother is so mean to cheat on the girl. How can you give me such a name? This is just a joke on the little baby."

"Li Shi'er??!!! Hahahaha, I laughed."

"Dou Dou is very sad now. Ahhhh, I don't want to think about it anymore, there is a picture in my head."

"Jimmy, just listening to Dou Dou Shishi's little breasts sound is about to become cute."

"Dou Dou is really good at speaking. He talks so much and his voice is so cute. He is such a clever little ghost."

"Shi Shi is also very cute and well-behaved. She is a super good baby."

"Why do Dou Dou keep calling his brother an elephant? Is elephant the nickname of his brother? Haha."

"When can we be released? Li Xiang!! Brother - please put us out quickly, don't put your phone in your pocket! We watched the ants move biscuit crumbs for half an hour, and then you threw them into your pocket. After half an hour of looking at the dark side, it felt like we were in jail!"

“That’s it~~”

"That's right, it's so uncomfortable for someone like me who has claustrophobia."

...

It turned out that Li Xiang was chatting with the audience in the tent, but after Shi Shi came to bring the rescue, he put his phone in his pocket and did not turn off the live broadcast room. So everyone could only see the darkness and nothing else. If it weren't for the sound of talking, everyone would have been suffocated.

But even if it was pitch black, nothing could be seen, Li Xiang's popularity in the live broadcast room was still rising, and it had exceeded 3 million, and without any suspense, he occupied the number one position in the live broadcast platform's popularity during this period.

Dou Dou wanted to cry, and was very sad. Shishi's comfort was useless because she felt that her brother didn't like her, at least she didn't like her as much as she liked Shishi.

She is not a self-deprecating little girl, she is not discouraged, so she wants to break up with Li Daxiang and live in less than the same family. Of course, it is not that she moved out, but that Li Daxiang was fired, Li's family was fired since she was young, and the baby was fired.

Li Xiang was so amused and discussed with Dou Dou how to act so as not to be fired.

Li Douduo is very arrogant. She holds her hands in front of her chest, pouts and ignores Li Daxiang. Humph, and firmly demands that Li Daxiang be fired and breaks up with friendship!

But she couldn't stop Li Daxiang's temptation, and finally couldn't help but talk to Li Daxiang.

She told Li Daxiang that if she wanted to avoid being fired and to continue to be the little fairy's brother, she had to buy a pig.

"Buy a pig~~~~" Dou Dou said.

"Buy a little pig~" Shishi also whispered.

Li Xiang: "..."

The live broadcast room has already opened.

"Buy pigs for Dou Dou Shishi! Buy them!"

"Buy piglets and support buying piglets. They buy whatever they want!"

"Buy, buy it for them!"

"Don't be stingy, buy whatever you want!"

"We pay for money! Raise funds to buy piglets."

"If my brother doesn't buy it, then we will buy it and send it to my brother's studio."

"Buy a clan of piglets for Dou Dou Shishi to play with."

"I want them to buy everything, and I'll pay for the money."

...

Li Xiang didn't watch the live broadcast room, so he was upset. He decided instead of buying a pig, he might as well give Dou Dou a better pig name.

"Dou Dou, I have a good name, do you want to listen?"

He deliberately diverted Dou Dou's attention. Sure enough, Li Dou Dou, who was prone to forget the unhappiness, immediately came to Li Xiang with a eager eye.
Chapter completed!
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