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1000, you are embarrassing my director baby (1/2)

After being followed by paparazzi, Xiang Xiaoyuan took into account the safety of the little sisters and bought them a phone watch, the little fairy style, the same style, the same pink.

This phone watch is powerful:

Dual front and rear cameras, 12 million 8 million cameras, can not only take photos! It also supports high-definition video calls!

Swimming level waterproof level! It is especially suitable for children who like to play with water! Never have to worry about being drowned by Li Douzi.

ai intelligently recognizes objects and words! When encountering flowers, plants and words you don’t know, you can know it by scanning it to help children grow up happily.

After learning how to use this pair of little people, they became proud. They suddenly had a watch and a mobile phone. The grade instantly increased by several levels, and they felt like they were an adult.

For Dou Dou, she would add another word, that is, "big man", and she felt that she was a big man.

Finally, I look like a serious director baby!

She took a big goose step and swayed left and right at home.

I asked the two children to Xiaoyuan: "Remember who corresponds to each number?"

The two sisters said that 1 is mother, 2 is father, 3 is elephant, and 4 is teacher (Dou Dou).

The family status of the members of the Xiao Li family can basically be seen from this.

Dou Dou suddenly thought of the lack of aunt and asked, "Auntie?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Why do you want your aunt's phone number? Do you quarrel with her every day?"

Dou Dou grabbed the baby fat and pouted. Although he didn't agree with what his mother said, it seemed that it would be like this, so he turned to ask, "Where is Brother Dandan?"

He said to Xiaoyuan: "Your brother Dandan said you don't want to talk to you on the phone because you will only anger him."

Dou Dou:╭(╯^╰)╮

Shishi said: "Ha, I have Brother Dandan's phone number, it's 5."

Dou Dou:(??◣w◢)??

Xiang Xiaoyuan said to Dou Dou with a funny look: "Don't look at your mother like this. It's not that your mother refuses to set up Brother Dandan's phone number for you, but that your Brother Dandan told me specifically, don't let you contact him. If he has something to do, he will call Shishi, so you don't have to worry."

Dou Dou muttered, saying that Li Dan was a bad guy, she didn't want the phone call from Hei Dandan, so why are you proud?

She walked away proudly with her little hands on her back. She saw the Donmu kitten passing by, raised her watch, shook it, and immediately made a female voice from the phone watch: "A cat, gender, female, depending on the skin color, is an English short blue cat."

“Ha~”

Dou Dou couldn't like this function of the phone watch, so he immediately activated his smart little head to correct the error of the phone watch: "Gender is not a mother, but a girl! Are you stupid?"

The phone watch made a female voice again: "A face, looking at the shape, is an individual; looking at the degree of development, is a child; looking at the fullness, is a fat man."

Dou Dou:(▼へ▼メ)

"Watch! Your whole family is a fat man!!!" Dou Dou said angrily.

The phone watch spoke again: "From the expression, this child is angry. She has a bad temper and needs good education. If the adults are by my side, please implement it as soon as possible."

Dou Dou said angrily: "You're done with the watch, you scold me!"

The arc watch said again: "From the expression, this child is already very angry and is almost unable to control it. It is recommended to calm her down as soon as possible in case of an accident."

"..." Dou Dou said pitifully to Xiaoyuan: "Mom, watch bullies me."

Xiang Xiaoyuan held back his laughter and said, "It's okay if you don't click the recognition function, or don't look at the camera."

In order to identify whether the phone watch was bullying her, Dou Dou shook the watch in front of Shishi, and the annoying female voice said: "A little girl, judging from her temperament, she is a little fairy."

Shishi:ヾ(??▽?)ノ(?′?`?)*??*

Dou Dou: "..."

She shook her towards Xiang Xiaoyuan again, and only heard the annoying female voice say, "A good-looking woman, judging from her appearance, is the mother of a little fairy."

Xiang Xiaoyuan:(?▽?*)

Dou Dou's anger was accumulating, and she shook it at Li Xiang again, preferably an elephant, so that she could be psychologically balanced.

"A mature man, very handsome... please wait."

"Clam?" When Dou Dou heard this, he thought that the phone watch was about to scold Li Xiang, so he couldn't help but gloating and muttered in a low voice: "Elephant, elephant, an elephant~~"

"After a quick identification, this is Li Xiang, a super invincible handsome guy and great singer-singer in the universe! It is recommended that the owner seize the opportunity to take a photo with Li Xiang, and must use me."

Monarch:ψ(*' 〼′)ψ

Watch! You are making things difficult for my Director!

She took off her watch angrily and wanted to throw it on the ground. After thinking about it, she would rather throw it on the sofa. Humph! No!!

Li Xiang was funny and helpless, and he could get angry with a watch, and there was no one else.

——

Bihai.com, editorial department.

Wang Hao is proud of his youth these days and always walks.

Because of an exclusive interview article about Li Dou Dou and Li Shishi, his column views soared, more than 300 times that of usual!

"Zhuo Wei, what are you busy with?" Wang Hao came to Zhuo Wei and cared about his new ace.

Through an exclusive interview, Zhuowei not only received a royal fee, but also became a formal employee of Bihai.com. He was finally no longer a wild paparazzi, but transformed into an organized entertainment reporter.

"Boss, haha, I'm looking for the next topic." Zhuowei said.

Wang Hao said: "Hey, what other topics do you want to choose?"

Zhuowei: "???"

Wang Hao said: "Just just focus on Li Xiang's twin sister. This is your advantage. Others don't have your connections, so don't worry about anything else, there are others to do it."

Zhuowei: "…"

Wang Hao said excitedly: "Didn't you establish contact with Li Xiang's twin sister? Don't break it. Contact us from time to time, walk around more, and bring some small gifts to see others if you have something to do."

Zhuowei said hesitantly: "Actually, boss, I want to develop comprehensively. If it is limited to one field, it will not be a good thing for my talent."

Wang Hao said: "What comprehensive development is it! You are now the trump card of our editorial team! Taking advantage of Dou Dou Shishi's popularity, write another article quickly!"

Zhuo Wei was panicked and wrote yarn! If you force me like this, I can only make up randomly, but making up randomly will annoy Li Xiang. I will not be able to get away with it.

"Li Xiang lives in Shengjing, and I am in Yuezhou, so it's not easy to visit." Zhuo Wei refused politely.

Wang Hao patted his shoulder and said generously: "Hey, you are worried about this. Don't worry. If you want to go to Shengjing, you can do it anytime. I'll allow you 10 times a month, and you can get round-trip air tickets and boarding companies. Why don't you go today? Yes! You can go to Shengjing today without delay and try to get another interview before breakfast."

Zhuo Wei was panicked. How dare he run to find Li Xiang's little sister now? If he doesn't get beaten to death by Li Xiang, he will be kicked out by the security guard.

"Well, boss, you can't come out all the interviews. The audience will lose the freshness. Let's talk about it later."

As long as he seizes this period of time and makes achievements in other fields, Brother Wang will not always be watching him and Dou Shishi.

However, Wang Hao invited him in to establish a connection with Li Xiang. If he doesn't do this, what else should he do?

"Oh, Zhuo Wei, you are still too young. Now everyone is particularly interested in Dou Dou Shishi. There are many contents to write, such as their learning situation, good academic performance? Is your performance good in kindergarten? And Li Xiang's fairy tale book! Try to write an interview around that fairy tale book..."

Zhuo Wei felt in his heart, he wanted me to die, and he couldn't even hide from Li Xiang. You asked me to rush forward to him?! Now Li Xiang must want to knock me out with a stick!

ps: Recommend a new book, "The Scheming Movie". The author writes it full-time, and the update is guaranteed. I have written this type of subject before, and the quality is guaranteed.

In the last life, Wu Huai was innocently thinking that as long as he had acting skills, he could stand out even if he didn't have a good appearance.

So God used a wooden beam to blow his head.

In this life, he traveled to an outdated child star who had a beautiful face in the world but had poor acting skills.
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