989, the interview begins to get crooked(1/2)
Zhuo Wei gave Dou Dou the winter vacation homework book and Tulupi's pencil, and suddenly regretted it. He realized that he had handed over all the things. What if the little rabbit sister teased him again? He should keep one in his hand, and he could threaten it at critical moments.
"You give me one more book and I'll see if I've done any wrong questions." Zhuowei said.
Dou Dou exclaimed a little disgusted. People of such a big age can even get the wrong questions. She can often get full marks even if she is so young.
Dou Dou picked a book and handed it to Zhuo Wei, telling him to read it carefully. If he did the wrong question, his class leader's sister would lose face.
After living with Shishi for many years, she has learned a little about the role of face.
Zhuo Wei pretended to look through the homework book. Dou Dou was worried, and also checked the book in her hand and called Shi Shi to read it.
Shishi always gets full marks for homework, making her, the class leader, proud and Alexander.
"Dou Dou, it's time to chat, you have to answer my question."
Zhuowei didn't really want to check the homework, so after getting it, he started to go through the next step and turned on the recorder in his pocket.
Dou Dou seemed to have not heard him and got together with Shishi and muttered.
"I'm wrong." Shishi suddenly pointed to a question and said confidently.
"Clam?" Sister rabbit was shocked.
Shishi nodded: "Dou Dou, you're wrong."
After the two muttered for a while, Dou Dou was convinced and said to Zhuo Wei dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, the Lun family's Tianya, the Lun family's brother never did wrong questions. How can you be fat in this family?"
Zhuowei doesn’t believe it, what an international joke! He graduated from 211/985, how could he do the kindergarten problem wrong?
"Which question?" He didn't believe it, and squatted beside Shishi Dou and looked at his homework book.
"Jieli." Dou Dou pointed at a question with his fleshy fingers.
This question is written like this: Find a friend first, and then connect.
There are two columns, the left column is: one bite, two flowers, three pieces...
The right column is: book, knife, person...
Connecting the two sides.
The mistake Dou Dou pointed out was that he connected the "person" with one mouthful.
"One person, two people, that's right." Zhuo Wei said.
Dou Dou said: "Come on."
Zhuowei: "Where was wrong?"
Dou Dou: "My sister said it wrong."
Zhuowei: "That's right, that's it."
Shishi couldn't help but whisper: "Silly."
Zhuowei didn't hear it clearly and asked: "Hmm??"
Shishi: "It's a knife."
Zhuo Wei was stunned for a moment. One knife was fine, but if he connected the "knife" in one mouth, the others could not be connected.
He questioned this, and Shishi said in a low voice again, and then began to teach him step by step, such as a knife, two flowers, and three leaves...
Hey, it's actually pretty good!
Zhuowei will not admit that he did something wrong!
He argued that Chinese is profound and profound, so it is OK to say so, so it is okay. If children think this is better, then that's it. Adults always have to accommodate children.
"Huh~~~" Dou Dou disliked Zhuo Wei a little. He was not as smart as Shishi, and was far less smart than hers. Shishi told her that this place was wrong, and she understood at a glance, but this adult who sold the piglets was stupid for a long time.
Zhuo Wei felt a little embarrassed and quickly changed the topic: "Now I'm asking you questions...Dou Dou?Dou Dou! Are you listening to me? Can you stop chatting with your sister first?"
Dou Dou laughed. After finishing her winter vacation homework, she is very relaxed now and feels that she can fly. She wants to run two laps now, and she is a little unable to stay.
Zhuowei: "Don't think about slipping away. Our deal is not over yet, and you haven't answered my question."
Dou Dou: "The Lun family goes to run, and the Lun family wants to lose weight."
I really know how to find a reason. How good you are now! One or two more is not enough, one pound less is ugly! Moreover, Zhuowei doesn't believe that she wants to run, and no child likes running! He believes that the little rabbit sister wants to run, but fortunately he has prevented it and gets back a homework book in his hand.
"If you are disobedient, I won't give you this homework book."
Dou Dou was shocked and jumped up and asked, "Do you want the money from the Lun family?"
Zhuowei: "I don't want your money, I just want you to answer my questions."
If you don’t have money, it’s easy to say. Dou Dou is tickle and itchy baby fat.
The teacher beside him became alert.
Zhuowei took out the potato chips he bought and said, "Just answer my question, I will give you these two buckets of potato chips, how about it?"
Shishi took a look and was not interested.
Dou Dou's eyes lit up and nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, just do it, come on, brother, ask the duck, hurry up and ask the duck."
Sure enough, snacks are more effective than toys! Zhuowei thought it was too difficult to wait for this moment.
"Do your brother have a girlfriend?"
Shishi stared at him in surprise, not understanding why she asked about the elephant pigeon.
Dou Dou didn't understand why Zhuo Wei asked her elephant, why didn't he ask Sister Tuji??? Sister Tuji was right in front of him??? It's Ming Lun!
"You, didn't you say you were a fan of the Lun family??? You are lying to Lun!" Dou Dou jumped up and asked angrily.
Yesterday, I clearly heard him tell his mother that she was her fan, but now I don’t ask about her, what about the elephant duck.
"I..." Zhuo Wei was speechless. He did say so yesterday, but that's all nonsense.
"Hmph! The monk is angry." Dou Dou hugged his chest with his hands, very unhappy!
Zhuowei had a headache. In order to get rid of the child, he asked casually: "You said you wanted to lose weight, how heavy are you?"
Dou Dou was stunned for a moment, and quickly shook his head and said, "It's not heavy, hoho ho."
Zhuowei asked again: "Who do you like the most at home?"
Dou Doulou stepped on Shishi's little shoulder and said with a smile: "Shishi."
Zhuowei asked: "Why do you like Shishi the most?"
Dou Dou said: "We were born by our mother together, grew up together, had dinner together, slept together, listened to our brother's stories, played with the Donmu kitten together, and played house together. It hurts when her home was injected..."
Barabala said a lot.
Zhuowei asked curiously: "Will you feel pain when you get the injection in Shishi?"
Dou Dou nodded and said, "It hurts so much."
Zhuowei: "What's going on?"
Dou Dou said: "I don't know about duck."
Shishi said: "I said, because we are twins."
Zhuo Wei suddenly realized: "Teleonic!"
Shishi asked what telepathy is.
Zhuowei simply explained: "It's just that what my sister thinks, my sister can know. If my sister gets an injection, my sister will also feel pain."
Dou Dou said happily: "Ha, little, we have telepathy."
Shishi: "We tell the pigeon."
Immediately, Shishi asked Zhuo Wei curiously if she and her brother had telepathy. When they learned that they were not twins, they would not have one. They were extremely disappointed.
Zhuo Wei asked Shishi: "It seems that my sister likes her brother very much?"
Shishi is not interested in other topics and is very interested in the matter of liking her brother.
"I like it very much, my pigeon is super good..."
The little sister Balabala praised Li Xiang for her brainlessly.
Dou Dou interrupted: "There is a little bad for the elephant. She likes to steal money from the Lun family."
Zhuowei was shocked: "Will your brother steal your money?"
This is a big gimmick!
Dou Dou did not answer, but looked at the potato chips in his hand.
Zhuo Wei didn't understand. He swayed the potato chips on the left and right, up and down, and the little rabbit sister's eyes were almost stuck on it, and then they kept moving.
"Do you want to eat?"
Dou Dou: "I'm not full, I'm so hungry."
I just said I wanted to go running, but now I am not full! Foodies are foodies!
Zhuowei gave her a bucket and said, "Give you a bucket first, you must answer my question seriously."
To be continued...