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987, I ho ho laugh

It was dark, and Wang Zhuowei, the future newcomer among the paparazzi, was so hungry that he was rumbled, reminding him that it was time to have supper. If he didn't eat, the newcomer would die.

He wandered around the streets, found restaurants after restaurants, finally gritted his teeth, went into Shaxian snacks, ate fried rice with eggs, and barely dealt with them. He went out with a tummy stomach. Thinking of Dou Dou's body during the day, he said that during the day, he was smelly, how could it not be smelly? He hadn't taken a shower for several days.

He returned to the car, found the travel bag he brought, took out a set of changing clothes, and then went to the street to find a bath shop, rubbed the shower, lying in the hall for a while to watch TV, and was extremely relaxed. Suddenly, he saw the advertisement of a learning machine on the TV, and immediately thought of the three naughty children during the day, and the winter vacation homework book that the child solemnly gave him.

Oh, I still haven’t done my winter vacation homework!

Zhuo Wei had no intention of enjoying it anymore, so he quickly got up, changed into the clothes, went out of the door, got into the narrow car, turned on the light, and found the winter vacation homework book that Dou Dou gave him and the bare pencil.

There are a few crooked pencil characters on the winter vacation homework book, which are written as:

Class 2, Hongying Kindergarten

Li Dou Dou

After a while, I recognized it as the two characters Dou. It was really too modified and almost changed into a black ball. It can be seen how entangled and irritated the person who wrote these two characters was at that time, and he was full of resentment, and he was exposed to the back of the paper!

Zhuo Wei was actually a little happy, and the depression that had accumulated in his heart finally eased. It turned out that the little rabbit sister who had almost become a sperm also had troubles, and she thought she was Sun Wukong.

He laughed a lot and gave himself some comfort. He was really bullied during the day.

When I open the winter vacation homework book, the first question is like this.

Default number 1-10.

The second question is to calculate the following questions, and then there are arithmetic questions such as "33=", "5-2=", and "45=".

Zhuo Wei's face instantly burst into blood and felt it was so hot. If his colleagues knew that he was doing such a child in a middle-class kindergarten class, he would definitely be laughed out loud. From then on, he became a laughing stock in the circle, and the newcomer king became a newcomer and died.

Similarly, if the bad friends in his university dormitory know, they must point at his nose and scold him for being useless!

Zhuo Wei felt a strong impulse in his heart, wanting to throw this homework book out of the car, but he couldn't stand such humiliation!

However, he thought of Li Xiang, the mysterious girl, the thought of everyone calling him Brother Zhuo, the rise of fame, the skyrocketing income, so he suppressed the impulse in his heart, sighed deeply, and began to do the questions seriously.

1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

33=6,5-2=3,45=9…

The most handsome man is serious. Zhuo Wei, who is immersed in kindergarten homework, is very charming at the moment, and his whole body exudes a strong sense of confidence. He has not been doing so well for many years. He did seven or eight questions in a minute. It’s amazing.

Time passed quietly. Zhuo Wei spent an hour finally finishing the winter vacation homework book. He breathed a sigh of relief, put it down, took out another homework book from his bag, and opened it and saw that there were traces of doing it. It seemed that the little rabbit sister had done some serious work.

However, he saw that there was a problem that was done wrong.

For example, there is a question like this, asking children to take out their own pens and read the number and paint the color. If the number is, the number is as follows.

Below the five triangles is a number 2.

According to the meaning of the question, the two triangles should be painted, but Li Douduo painted three.

Zhuo Wei thought about it and helped the child, wiped off a triangle with an eraser, and changed the question.

When I looked at the second question, I found that it was still wrong!

There are 7 five-pointed stars, and a 6-character character is written below, but the child only paints one five-pointed star.

"Are you stupid? This kid?"

Zhuowei said to himself, painted all the other five five-pointed stars.

With these two mistakes, he paid special attention to the questions that Dou Dou did later, and found that she had done 5 questions and had mistaken 5 questions. Then he thought about it, "That little rabbit sister is not stupid, right?" She misread the questions and saw them as what number is below, so she would not apply a few.

"Silly, stupid, stupid, stupid." Zhuo Weixin said.

Before he knew it, he changed all the questions that Dou Dou had done wrong, and then he became irritable again and wanted to throw the pencil away because it was too short! He was very tired of holding it, so why did he give him a pencil that was so short?! I ate a pack of small biscuits for 40 yuan, but I didn't buy a better pencil! At least it was a little longer, and I was so short that I couldn't bear to throw it away!

Xiao Li's house.

When Li Dou Dou saw Li Xiang going home, he immediately carried his bag and ran over to show off the piggy she earned today. He also showed him the piggy word on the ground and beat the drums together. The scene, the sound, the gongs and drums were loud, and the dogs barked.

"Elephant, you sing a song." Dou Dou suggested.

When Shishi heard that her elephant brother was about to sing, she immediately ran over and looked up hoping to look like a little fan, I admire you very much.

Li Xiang was reluctant, mainly because the scene was a little wrong. The little pig was beating the drum on the ground. He was singing while standing. Why did he look like singing? The little pig was beating the drum to boost his momentum.

He barely sang a nursery rhyme and hurriedly hid.

Dou Dou watched him leave, hummed proudly, looked down at the little pig who was beating drums on the ground, with satisfaction and happiness on his face, and sat on the ground with Shishi, and humming happily: Mother-in-law, beat him~~~

After listening for a while, Shishi couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted, "Sister, have you finished your homework?"

Dou Dou: "Clam??"

Shishi: "Homework."

Dou Dou's eyes were circling around, and she wanted to tell Shishi good news. Her homework book was outsourced, hehehehe hahahaha~~

Suddenly I saw Xiaoyuan’s mother coming, and I heard Xiaoyuan’s mother say, “Dou Dou, it’s time for you to do your homework. Come and go to the study. Your brother is waiting for you there.”

Dou Dou waved his hand quickly, not doing homework or doing homework. He was so tired after resting today.

The homework book is gone, how can she do her homework? If my mother thinks that she has lost the homework book and doesn’t beat her up, it will be fine after tonight and will be done magically tomorrow.

"Dou Dou--" He shouted to Xiaoyuan Dou Dou to go quickly.

Dou Dou quickly got up. The hero would not suffer any loss before him, so he should just find an elephant to get away with it.

As she walked, she muttered that the elephant was much easier to deal with than her mother. The elephant was very bad and stupid.

After going upstairs, she saw that her mother finally withdrew her gaze and went to the kitchen. Dou Dou breathed a sigh of relief, got into the princess' room, searched for things everywhere, and finally asked her to find Shishi's schoolbag, took out the homework book from it, laughed a lot, ran out in her arms, and rushed into the study.

"Hello elephant, do you eat elephant?"

The little rabbit sister sat obediently at her desk and started doing her homework in a fake way. In fact, her teacher's homework book had already been done, and she was just making up for the numbers.

Li Xiang and Shishi were watching a movie on the computer. After listening to the little rabbit's words, they were too lazy to answer. Didn't they have dinner together just now? Why did they ask this? Why aren't they stupid?

When the movie reached its climax, Li Xiang was not mentally attracted to Dou Dou, and his arm was scratched by the nervous Shishi, which made him feel a little painful.

The movie ended, Li Xiang spread the little hand that scratched his arm apart. When he turned around, he found that the little rabbit was still writing hard, and he was more diligent than the online author! This is impossible!

He didn't believe it, but was quite relieved. He quietly came behind Dou Dou and looked up. He saw that he was doing homework, and he was clearly scribing randomly on paper!

I saw two cartoon people with square faces appearing on the white paper, one big and one small, gathered together to watch movies. Next to these two square people, there was a child who was busy studying and doing homework, with round faces, cute big eyes, small braids raised up to the sky, and behind them were a few amazing faces.

"Are you drawing me?" Li Xiang asked suddenly.

Tat~~

The little rabbit sister, who was addicted to painting, shook her hand, broke the pencil's refill, raised her hands to the table, blocked the picture, turned her head stiffly, and looked at Li Daxiang and laughed whisperingly.
Chapter completed!
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