Chapter 753 Taoist priests, monks and nuns
The sudden roar caught Li Feng off guard, and he stood there in a daze and didn't know what to do. He always felt that this scene seemed familiar.
Could it be that the Taoist priest will ask the old monk to let go of the master and do it himself?
The expected situation did not happen, and the old charlatan ran straight ahead in two steps, as if something was very urgent.
A group of people also looked in that direction. At this time, they found a bald man carrying a package on his back, and a nun with a hat on his head standing next to him!
That's right, the two people in this winter look very ordinary. If the monk wears a hat, he probably won't be able to tell that he is a monk, and his style is not as obvious as in the TV series.
The old charlatan rushed to the two of them and shouted loudly, then blocked the monk and nun, and began to sputter at the big bald head.
"I said to old monk, why are you with your junior sister?" The old charlatan was very unhappy. He probably had an affair with this nun, or had a crush on this nun. Anyway, only he knew the specific situation.
I saw the bald monk folded his hands together, and he opened his mouth and recited a Buddhist saying:
"Wuliang...Amitabha, it turns out that he is a dirty junior brother. Is it okay if I haven't seen him for 10 minutes?"
"I will be very good even if I never see you in my life. Who would like to see you, a big bald man? I guess the head is so light that I can't even stand up with nails and shoes."
The old charlatan began to sip at the monk. He thought he had countless resentments in his heart, and of course he might be jealous.
Li Feng and a few people also slowly approached. At this time, he realized that the nun was outstanding in appearance and his outstanding appearance made the old charlatan think about it.
For some reason, Li Feng always felt that this nun with no joy or sorrow looks less than thirty years old. He felt that this old charlatan was eating young grass in the old cow!
The nun's face was neither happy nor sad, but when she saw Ma Laosan, she couldn't help but smile once on her face.
Ma Laosan, who was beside him, also walked up at this time, made a gesture of getting home and bowed to the old nun:
"Hello, Master!"
"Hello, Master!"
The nun and the monk also turned their favors to the side at this time, and then they heard your aunt say to Ma Laosan very kindly:
"Xiaoda, I heard your master say you ran away from home before, and I thought you would encounter some danger. Now I feel much more at ease when I see you safe." For some reason, Ma Laosan respects this beautiful nun very much, just like he is to his elders, completely different from his master's old pervert.
This is a bit wrong. A vulgar guy like Ma Laosan dares to joke with the big girl and wife in the village. There is no reason to be honest with such a beautiful woman.
There is a story here!
When the old monk saw Ma Lao San, he also walked up, then his nose moved, then shook his head with a sigh and said:
"It is indeed a correct thing for Xiaoda's junior nephew to become a monk. After all, you have not yet had a vulgar relationship, and you may be able to do a great career in the future."
"Teacher Thank you for your praise!" Ma Laosan lowered his head and received teaching, and he no longer had the lively appearance he used to be.
The old charlatan and the old bald man who saw the big bald man teaching his disciple a lesson, he was very unhappy and walked up with his nose and blocked the monk and nun, and started to sputter at the big bald man again:
"Hey, I said, "Old monk, why do you mean my disciple? My disciple is now carrying a gun. I heard that he is still the best in the big and small! I will enjoy the happiness with my disciple in the future."
"Haha, dirty junior brother, we are monks, so we will naturally suffer. As for the things like enjoying happiness, I won't be with you." The old monk looked very kind, but from Ma Laosan's appearance, we can see that the big bald man definitely has a few brushes in his hand.
Just when Li Feng was confused, the monk saw him and walked slowly towards him. Then he frowned and didn't know what he was thinking. Just when Li Feng was about to speak, the old monk took the lead and said:
"Donor, you have a lot of blood on your body. I think you have experienced a bloody disaster recently, but fortunately you are surprised but not happy."
Damn, Li Feng now also thinks that this monk Shiyou is a charlatan, almost the same as that old Taoist priest.
The bloody smell on my body has not completely dissipated. Just now, the big bald man smelled it with his nose and probably smelled it. So he said that he had suffered a bloody disaster recently.
As for whether there is any danger, that's nonsense. If there is any danger, can he still stand here?
"The master is indeed amazing. I have indeed experienced a bloody disaster recently. Please help me with it. How can I solve the next trouble?" The fat man stabbed him secretly. Aren't you amazing? Let me give me a move now.
The old monk was stunned. He didn't expect that the fat man's problem was so sharp, but he had some solutions, such as...
"Isn't the donor able to do the same thing as before!"
Damn, what's the difference between this and not saying it?
"Senior brother, don't tease me again. We still have something to do. Let's leave after we make some food in the village."
At this time, the very beautiful nun spoke, with her big bald head folded her hands together, and Amitabha was ready to leave with a sound.
But at this moment, the little fat man smiled and said to the two of them:
"Two, this village is particularly barren. If they give them food to you, they will probably not be able to survive this winter, so if you want to eat, please follow me."
The monk and the nun looked at each other. In fact, they didn't want to deal with the army very much. After all, the army in the world is similar. Except for the fish countryside, they are arrogant and unreasonable and very rude!
"Oh, what are you two still hesitating? My apprentice is here. What's the big deal? I can't wait to push him here!" The old charlatan saw the two of them hesitating and immediately shouted impatiently. In the end, he didn't forget to ask Li Feng to prepare two more bowls of braised pork for him, saying that it was too much consumed when soaking in the hot spring and needed some replenishment.
Li Feng has also been in the hot spring for a long time. Although he consumed a lot of energy, you, an old charlatan, had eaten two bowls of meat before, would you be so hungry?
I still asked the kitchen to prepare some food. What shocked Li Feng was that these three people did not look like monks at all.
Damn, when you look at the old monk gnawing on ribs, you know that this guy has definitely eaten a lot of meat before.
However, the beautiful nun only drinks meat porridge, and seems to be unpopular with new wedding foods such as braised pork.
"I haven't asked for the two Dharma names yet!"
"I am a monk to do it!"
"Poverny Nihuan again!"
Puff~
Li Feng sprayed out a mouthful of tea on the spot, and all of it was sprayed on Erpang's head, causing the latter to complain.
Chapter completed!